Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Zhuang Heng's whole body trembled violently, as if he had just been dragged up after being soaked in cold water for a night in the cold winter. Xiao Lang flew over and asked with concern: "How are you? Is there any discomfort?"

Xiao Lang shook his head, looked at him with deep and complicated eyes, stretched out his hand to touch him, but his hand passed through him.

Zhuang Heng couldn't hover in the sky like Xiao Lang. He flew around him a few times and then landed back to his human form. Xiao Lang followed suit and landed lightly beside him: "It doesn't matter, there is nothing uncomfortable now. The national teacher is dead. Although I am a soul body, I can still feel the fire poison on my body disappear."

Looking at his translucent soul body, Zhuang Heng felt a little uneasy: "Can the soul leave the body? Then can you go back? How?"

Xiao Lang stretched out his hand towards him, but couldn't touch him, so he traced his face from the air, and said firmly: "You can go back, don't worry."

Zhuang Heng's tense heartstrings were loosened, and before he had time to be happy, he suddenly got excited: [Fuck!Studio! ]

He hastily raised his head to look at the screen in the live broadcast room, he was suddenly confused by his big head, and couldn't help being a little confused: [ai, what's going on? ]

The live broadcast room was as quiet as a chicken, and there was not a single barrage, which is understandable. Although murder scenes are not uncommon in film and television dramas, this is a live broadcast. Although everyone has long thought that the live broadcast content is a arranged fictional plot, it is so scary The way of death is still too shocking to the nerves.

But why did the entire live broadcast room become a static picture?And the picture is so weird, it's full of his bird heads, and there are n rows and n columns full of them?

Zhuang Heng looked at the same dull bird eyes and red crane tops all over the screen, and almost collapsed: [ai, please explain, what's going on, do you want to kill trypophobia? ]

At this time, the picture suddenly changed, the dense bird heads disappeared, and it returned to the previous scene. There was an additional small shot in the lower left corner of the live picture, and the scene was a calm sky with blue sky, white clouds, and the small shot was returning to the human form. Crazy Zhuang Heng, and the live broadcast interface began to frantically brush the barrage.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Ah ah ah ah kill him!Kill the shameless national teacher!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Fuck, Fuck, Fuck Hengheng, please accept my knee!

Barrage [-]: Where's the [Huahua] screen?Why is it not moving?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] What's going on?its stuck?Balance?

Barrage five:? ? ? ? ? ?

……

Barrage N: AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWhy are you stuck at such a critical time!

Zhuang Heng looked at the densely packed barrage covering the screen, and felt like he had just come out of the mountains, his mobile phone finally got a signal, and he started bombarding with text messages frantically.

AI finally made a faint sound: [嘻...Master...I'm awake...]

Zhuang Heng was speechless: [... In this situation, can you still fall asleep? ]

ai checked the live broadcast room, and explained in a weak voice: [When the national teacher died before, it was too scary. I was timid and passed out. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Ai added: [Usually fainting has no effect, it is similar to hibernation. When passing out during a live broadcast, it is... easy to crash... Maybe it was me just now, the live broadcast room got stuck...]

Zhuang Heng: [...No, I can understand that you fainted, but what happened to the picture of wanting to kill trypophobia? ]

ai: [Hey... that's a mosaic...]

Zhuang Heng: [? ? ?what is that?Can you say that again? ]

ai: [Mosaic!At that time, I was in a hurry to make a mosaic, and I was almost dizzy, so I didn’t have time to choose a color, so I took your live broadcast footage in the lower left corner and copied it directly...]

Zhuang Heng: […]

So I was frightened like a mentally retarded person at that time, not only for everyone to see, but also forced into the audience's eyes by you with dense layout?

ai hurried to remedy: [What does this mean?It shows that I am very dedicated, master!I am the same as the bus driver who pulled the car to the side of the road and stopped after a sudden illness! ]

Zhuang Heng: [...It makes sense, I can't refute it. ]

ai: [Hey... am I not worthy of praise? ]

Zhuang Heng thought about the violent way of death, although it was not bloody, but if he thought about it, he would definitely be horrified, and nodded cautiously: [It is indeed worthy of praise! ai you are doing well! ]

Xiao Lang looked at him suspiciously: "What? Who are you nodding at? But your immortal friends are watching here?"

Zhuang Heng wiped his face: "I'm watching."

Xiao Lang: "Did they say anything?"

Zhuang Heng looked at the live broadcast interface, the delayed barrage has been finished, and now everyone is discussing the death of the national teacher.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Did Da Jinjiang smoke again!I didn't even see the death of the national teacher with my own eyes!So is the national teacher dead?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] must be dead!The power of liquid nitrogen is terrifying, it freezes into ice cubes directly!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] But I didn't see the frozen man!Where is the dead body of the national teacher?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I have a bold guess that the national teacher will fall from the sky...

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Damn, I can't think about it!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Damn...

"They are discussing whether the national teacher is dead or not." Zhuang Heng withdrew his gaze from the barrage area and looked at the place where the national teacher fell. The commander of the dark city was walking around among the mess, as if he was looking for something , he stared at the man's feet, and heard a faint "creaking" sound, jumped back half a step in fright, checked the soles of his feet nervously, and saw that there was nothing glued on, then raised his head, "He what are you doing?"

Xiao Lang followed his gaze and looked over: "I'm confirming whether the national teacher is dead or not."

But after a while, the commander strode over, stretched out his hands and spread out his palms: "My lord, the national teacher's fire core has been found."

Xiao Lang lowered his eyes to look over, nodded and said, "It's ruined."

The man responded, and crushed the fire core cleanly, then bowed to salute, and retreated: "Please come ashore with the lord."

Zhuang Heng looked at Xiao Lang, saw him reaching out his hand, and followed him to the shore. Lishui was very wide, and the two of them walked for a while before they landed. Then there was a "click" sound behind them, and the thick layer of ice Cracked, melted, and Lishui returned to its original appearance.

Xiao Lang looked at the few people who fell behind the big tree not far away, and said to the leader of the dark city: "Clean up."

"Yes."

Zhuang Heng looked at Xiao Lang's translucent soul body: "Go back now? How do you go back?"

Xiao Lang turned his head back to look at him with burning eyes: "I'll go back right away."

After speaking, his soul body will disappear in place.

Zhuang Heng was stunned for a moment, scratching his head, feeling something was wrong: [Little brother, isn't this the first time his soul has left his body?Seeing how proud the national teacher was before, this trick should be used for the first time... Why is he so calm? ]

ai: [I don't know...Master, should we go and have a look? ]

Zhuang Heng: [Of course! ]

The live broadcast wasn't over yet, but he couldn't care less about cooking at the moment, and immediately teleported to the palace of the capital city, where he landed at Xiao Lang's bedroom. When he got there, he heard a burst of crying, and he was startled , hastily opened the curtain and walked in.

There was a large circle of people kneeling beside the bed, the innermost being Zuozai Shifu and his confidantes. The people on the bed had just opened their eyes, but their eyes were not focused. When the ministers saw it, they rushed over and cried with joy: "Wake up!" Wake up! His Majesty is awake!"

Xiao Lang turned his head, his gaze was on Zhuang Heng's body.

Seeing his eager eyes, the ministers all turned their heads to look at him. Zhuang Heng had never shown his face in public, and immediately someone stood up and shouted: "Who is here! Come——"

"Slow down!" Xiao Lang stopped his shouting, got up and stayed on the bed, "This is Xianjun."

The way the ministers looked at Zhuang Heng changed immediately.

Zhuang Heng looked at Xiao Lang nervously, seeing him get up quickly, he felt a little relieved: "Is there any discomfort? Why don't you let the doctor see it first, you..."

Xiao Lang suddenly picked him up horizontally, strode towards the compartment, and there was a sound of breathing behind him.

Zhuang Heng was stunned for a moment, struggled, and whispered: "Put me down quickly! You forgot what you promised me last time? Let go, let go, you still have so much strength, it seems that you can send the doctor away... "

Xiao Lang carried him into the compartment, closed the door with his feet, turned around and pressed him against the door, approached him and whispered: "You are my lifesaver, I will promise you with my body."

Live broadcast room: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Smoke rose above Zhuang Heng's head: "Maybe you are a big pig's hoof! Let me down!"

Xiao Lang looked at him and laughed, and moved his face closer to kiss him, Zhuang Heng was so angry that he slapped him on the head, and said viciously: "Goodbye!"

After speaking, he disappeared from his arms.

Xiao Lang maintained the original posture and paused for a moment, put his hand down and pressed his forehead against the door, and smiled softly. After laughing, the corners of his lips were bloodshot, he raised his hand to wipe off the bloodshot expression calmly, closed his eyes, and leaned against the door Slide down slowly.

After a while, the palace was in chaos.

Zhuang Heng didn't know anything about this, so he returned to the abandoned capital angrily, first to appease the cutie in his new home, and then returned to the city to continue the live broadcast.

The live broadcast was done in the house that Xiao Lang gave him. In the past few days, Ji Dashi had selected a group of elite guards, and led people to clean up the house. The meals prepared by Zhuang Heng happened to be shared among them. .

After eating, Ji Dashi wiped his mouth: "Xianjun, the applicants have been screened once, when will you bring them over to show Xianjun?"

Zhuang Heng said: "Just now."

Ji Dashi immediately went to make arrangements, and not long after, he led dozens of people over. Zhuang Heng said he wanted to meet one by one, so he asked those people to wait in the corridor, and brought one in first.

The person who came in was the son of a small official in the waste capital. It is said that he has been studying food for a long time. He has read books for several years and knows more characters than Ji Dashi. Zhuang Heng asked some questions and asked him to cook in person. I ordered a dish and was satisfied with it after tasting it.

ai asked: [Are you going to be admitted?Your apprenticeship needs to be entered by the system, shall I start the entry process now? ]

Zhuang Heng nodded: [OK. ]

AI started the program, Zhuang Heng suddenly felt a little green in front of him, looked up, and there was something like a green progress bar on the top of the man's head, he couldn't help being stunned.

Immediately afterwards, the progress bar flickered, and at the same time, an alarm sounded in Zhuang Heng's mind.

AI exclaimed: [Master!This person cannot be your apprentice!Look at the green light on his head!He has a different heart and is not loyal to you! ]

Zhuang Heng: [? ? ? ]

What?What is this operation?

The author has something to say: ai: Distinguish loyalty from traitors without selflessness! [bgm]

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Thanks Ye Yuanbao and Sister Hua just want to follow Brother Long for throwing the bazooka up and down!

Thank you for being a salted fish without dreams, a grenade thrown by a cat's eye!

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