Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

The man's hand was pierced, and before he had time to lower his head to see what was attacking him, he smelled an indescribable smell, and couldn't help feeling a little panicked. Zhuang Heng hid himself behind the pillar after throwing the things, but the man didn't notice He also didn't care about looking for him, gritted his teeth, kicked up the dagger that fell to the ground and reached out to catch it, stabbing towards Xiao Lang again persistently.

Zhuang Heng yelled in fright: "Ah, stop!"

At the same time, a pot fell from the sky, and it fell on the man's head with a bang. The pot fell from a place as high as the beam of the house. It was not particularly high but not too low. Buzzing, obviously stunned for a moment, Zhuang Heng took this opportunity to take out another pot, "Kang Bang Bang" knocked on the previous pot again and again.

The man was about to lift the pot on his head when he was suddenly hammered by Zhuang Heng like he was whacking a mole. His whole body collapsed. When the pot almost touched the top of his head, it came to a sudden stop, and finally beat him to death without blowing his head.

The audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing like crazy: Hahahahahaha what kind of sand sculpture fighting style is this!

This movement naturally alarmed the guards outside, and soon someone rushed in and captured the dizzy assassin alive almost effortlessly. Xiao Lang didn't get up from the pool, but only slightly turned his head to look at Zhuang Heng, black The emotions in the eyes are very strong, it seems that it is difficult to hold others except Zhuang Heng.

The commander knelt down and tapped the ground with his forehead: "The minister is weak in guarding, and I would like to apologize with death!"

Xiao Lang didn't look at him, and said calmly: "Go down and get the board yourself, it's not an example."

The emperor's assassination is no small matter, and it is a great gift for the commander to save his life. He glanced at Zhuang Heng gratefully, but dared not say anything more. He quietly raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, and stood up silently. Turning around, the opponent ordered in a deep voice: "Take the assassin into the prison for torture! If you can bring the dagger in, there must be more than one person involved!"

Thinking of the danger just now, Zhuang Heng was so frightened that the drum was still beating in his chest. Furious and angry, he walked over and picked up the durian on the ground, and smashed it hard on the man's back.

"Ah—" the man let out a scream, and his face lost all color in an instant.

Zhuang Heng picked up the durian again and threw it at him. He was so frightened that he wanted to struggle, but his whole body was restrained and knelt on the ground, unable to move at all. Go away, afraid of directly smashing people to death.

The style of the audience in the live broadcast room is a bit crooked.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Ahhh, the person who started the sensory sharing in advance tells you that this durian is so authentic!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I'm open too!I want to eat!I want to eat!Hengheng, look at my expectant eyes!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Can I order some fruit after dinner today?How about eating durian?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] No, I refuse!Heng Heng, you must tell me in advance when you eat durian, I will turn off the sensory sharing in time!

Zhuang Heng glanced at the bullet screen, and suddenly found that the faces of several people beside him, including the assassin, were all flushed, as if they were holding their breath and were about to explode. He looked at Xiao Lang again, and Xiao Lang put his fist on his nose, Obviously can't stand such a stimulating taste.

He suddenly wanted to laugh, and squatted down in front of the assassin with the durian in his arms, and suddenly sent the durian under his nose: "Very poisonous!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

Audience: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a primary school chicken!

Zhuang Heng began to talk nonsense seriously: "Don't worry, everyone. Although this thing is highly poisonous, it needs fresh blood to induce it. If there is no bleeding, it will not be poisoned."

After all, it was something that had never been seen before, and its power was so great, coupled with Zhuang Heng's status as an immortal monarch who was stamped with authority even when he spit, the guards all heaved a sigh of relief, while the assassin was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground.

The live broadcast room was already insane, and the ai was also laughing in Zhuang Heng's mind. Zhuang Heng stood up holding the durian, and put the two pots on the ground next to him back into the system.

The guards had already heard the rumors about the Immortal Monarch and had seen a real person, but this was the first time they saw something disappear out of thin air in front of the Immortal Monarch, and their expressions suddenly became more awe-inspiring. People get out.

The hall was quiet again, Zhuang Heng and Xiao Lang looked at each other, and neither of them moved.

Since Zhuang Heng had the teleportation function, Xiao Lang didn't let people wait on him personally. He seemed to be waiting for him to come over anytime and anywhere. Zhuang Heng looked at the clean room with no one around, his face was slightly hot: "Have you finished washing yet?" Do you want to eat durian? Although it smells bad, it tastes delicious. If you like it, I can also make you durian crisps, durian layer cakes, durian ice cream, durian soup..."

While announcing the name of the dish, Zhuang Heng turned his back to him and sat on the ground seemingly inadvertently, took out the cutting board and knife, lowered his head and cut open the durian: "Let me taste the fresh durian flesh first, the king of fruits, Very nutritious."

"Hehe..." Xiao Lang interrupted him, aggrieved, "I sprained my waist, I can't get up..."

Zhuang Heng shook his hand, and the knife fell to the ground with a clang.

Xiao Lang called him again: "Hehe, can you help me up?"

Zhuang Heng felt that he was thrown into the boiling water, and jumped up from the heat: "What are you pretending to do! Just twist your waist and you'll be useless? Do it yourself!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were dissatisfied: Where did the camera shoot?Am I listening to the radio?I want to watch TV!

Ai saw that Xiao Lang had no intention of coming out of the water, so he swung the angle towards him and then quickly turned away.

The live broadcast room boiled again: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, help my brother up!kiss him!sleep him!I want to watch live!

Zhuang Heng: ...

Xiao Lang's eyes were tightly locked on Zhuang Heng's body: "Hehe..."

Zhuang Heng got up and walked over, squatting down beside him: "Brother, I'll tell you a story about the wolf coming, do you want to listen?"

Xiao Lang was silent for a moment: "...Although I have heard of it, I love to listen to whatever you say."

Audience: woo woo woo woo brother has grown up and can talk about love!

Zhuang Heng was so angry that he quickly told him the story of the wolf is coming, and he said with a bluffing ferocity: "You are that little brat who always loves to lie!"

Xiao Lang said seriously: "No, he lied twice, and no one believed him the third time. I lied three times, and this is the fourth time. You're still here."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Xiao Lang looked at him affectionately: "Hehe, you are so kind to me."

Audience: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Zhuang Heng was so angry that he sat down on the ground: "You admit that you lied again this time? Then get up by yourself."

Xiao Lang looked at him deeply: "Okay."

Zhuang Heng got up and walked back to the durian side, there was the sound of water behind him, Xiao Lang came out of the water, he did not need his help, but Xiao Lang was breathing heavily, it didn't sound easy, he listened to Xiao Lang walking step by step Going to the side of the screen, he heard the rustling of his clothes again. He was still puzzled and worried. He tried not to look back, and played with the durians for a while, when he suddenly heard Xiao Lang's muffled groan. The durian falls on the chopping board.

He got up suddenly, turned around and rushed to Xiao Lang's side, and supported Xiao Lang who was on the verge of falling.

Xiao Lang's clothes hadn't been put on yet, and there was nothing in front of him, Zhuang Heng couldn't care about these things, he fixed his eyes on his face, saw a thin layer of sweat oozing from his forehead, shimmering with fragments of light under the light and water color, Zhuang Heng frowned: "Is it true?"

It was like this last time, and it was also like this last time. The plausibility and falsehood confused him. He insisted on letting the imperial doctor see him in front of him, but the imperial doctor said nothing was wrong. Knowing whether he had agreed with Xiao Lang, he was inexplicably flustered, and wanted to find a doctor from outside to help him confirm.

Xiao Lang leaned on him, pressed his sweaty forehead to the side of his face, and said in a low voice: "I'm exhausted, can you help me dress?"

Zhuang Heng wanted to beat him, but it was true that his face was pale, and the sweat on his forehead was also real.

Xiao Lang rubbed his face: "Hehe, my back hurts..."

Zhuang Heng's breath was unsteady, and he resignedly turned his eyes away and reached out to touch his half-clothed clothes. During the period, when he touched his waist, he was too nervous and accidentally used a little force. He was so frightened that he immediately turned to look at him, only to find that there was no expression on his face. There was no reaction of intensified pain, and a trace of doubt emerged in his heart, inexplicably thinking that his behavior might not be due to a problem with his waist.

Xiao Lang rubbed against him with his nose like a big dog, but he didn't kiss him once, as if he was obstinately abiding by the previous agreement, but also unwilling to take advantage of some loopholes. Zhuang Heng was disturbed by him, fingering Accidentally touched his chest, and shrank quickly: "Have you had dinner yet?"

An ordinary greeting, but because the mouth was a little hoarse, it suddenly changed its taste, Xiao Lang listened to it and shook his head against his neck, his hot breath penetrated into his shirt: "I know you are coming, I want to wait for you to eat together."

Zhuang Heng looked at the small screen in the live broadcast room. His apprentice Zhu Yongmeng had already started loading the plates. He looked away: "Okay, my apprentice has already prepared dinner. I'll go get some later."

Xiao Lang put his hands on his waist, his palms were hot: "I don't want to eat the food cooked by your apprentice, I just want to eat you..."

Zhuang Heng waited for a moment with a dazed face: "...Did you not finish your sentence?"

"...cooked meals."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

The audience in the live broadcast room saw the subtitle translation that ai dutifully and synchronously typed out, and they were already crazy with excitement.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] My brother is acting like a baby!But I can't see it!Why do you keep showing me the pool where my brother takes a bath!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] slaps cold dog food on the face indiscriminately...

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] You two, keep going!I'll move the Civil Affairs Bureau for you!I order you to marry immediately and where you are!

Zhuang Heng forgot that there were still audiences, and he was in a bad mood: [ai will turn off the live broadcast soon! ]

ai: [The live broadcast is not over yet, there will be punishment for shutting it down now, master, are you sure you want to shut it down? ]

Zhuang Heng thought about the points to be upgraded: [Don't don't!Don't close it! ]

Xiao Lang felt the stiffness in Zhuang Heng's body, thought that he couldn't accept his rogue behavior, so he quickly let go of his hands and looked up at him: "I also eat the food cooked by your apprentice, after all, it was taught by you with all your efforts. "

Zhuang Heng scratched his face: "Oh, fine, then you go and sit on the mat first, I'll be right over."

Xiao Lang stood up straight, took his hand and sat down on the mat.

Seeing him walking freely and looking as usual, Zhuang Heng couldn't help squinting his eyes: "Xiao Lang..."

Xiao Lang knew what he was going to say, raised his head and blinked innocently: "I didn't intend to lie to you, but I just miss you very much and want to see you."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Xiao Lang: "Hehe, I'm hungry."

Zhuang Heng roared: "You wait for me!"

The author has something to say: Brother: I want to eat.

Hehe: No.

Brother: I mean I want to eat.

Hehe: Yes, no cooking.

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I can finally update the text!First update a chapter to satisfy everyone's greed, and there will be an update tomorrow day or night. I promise that everyone will arrive even though they are late. =3=

There are no explosive updates (I know that many major conferences will explode, but I have not promised, I hope everyone will lower their expectations a little w), firstly, there are really no manuscripts, and secondly, the chapter is locked, and I cannot apply for the list. In other words, my articles will not be exposed at all in the next seven or eight days, so I plan to update them on a regular basis and try to add updates as much as possible, and I will not guarantee anything else.

Love everyone!good night=3=