Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Xiao Lang issued an order to send troops to attack Qing, and the whole world was shocked.

The soldiers and horses of the imperial court seemed to be on standby at any time, and they dispatched as soon as they got the news. By the time the news spread, the army had already approached the border of the Qing Kingdom.

Qinghou fell down from the couch in a frenzy, and shouted in panic with a pale face, "Quick! Hurry up and meet the enemy—"

After shouting, he called the man back, shaking his hands and said: "Remember to go to Zou to rescue the soldiers!"

When the ministers heard the news, they rushed into the palace too. The war faction and the descendant faction quarreled fiercely, and Qing Kingdom was in chaos almost instantly.

There was a war outside, but the capital was not affected at all. Zhuang Heng found it inconceivable. He remembered that Xiao Lang was very unpopular in the original text. The first time he sent troops, he was blocked by the whole city. He puts the emperor in his eyes, but now he is walking around the street, looking around casually, and finds that everyone's expressions are very peaceful. After entering the wine shop, he can still hear the scholars talking about current affairs. The words are extremely exaggerated, quite overwhelming, causing the drinkers to pat the table and applaud excitedly.

Zhuang Heng: "???"

AI is deeply infected: [Wow!It's so hot! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Zhu Yongmeng and other apprentices followed Zhuang Heng. The apprentices wore custom-made robes with a uniform style and were highly recognizable. It was easy for people to guess their identities. Zhuang Heng stood among them with a tall and straight figure and a handsome appearance. , and the temperament cultivated in modern society for many years is incompatible with the spiritual outlook of the local residents. Who is it if it is not a "man from outside the sky"?

"It's Xianjun! Xianjun is here!"

"Xianjun brought his disciples over for dinner."

"Does Xianjun also need to eat?"

"Xianjun doesn't need to eat, but his apprentice is a mortal, so of course he has to eat."

"No, no, this celestial lord practices food and has superb culinary skills. He can cook all kinds of delicacies that have never been heard of or tasted. How can such a celestial lord not eat?"

Accompanied by whispers, more and more people looked at them with admiration and envy in their eyes. The admiration is naturally for Zhuang Heng, but this is not an abandoned city, and there is no exaggeration of leaving the seat to kowtow. Envy is for Zhuang Heng's apprentices. Zhuang Heng has been looking for shops in dental shops for the past two days, and he specially called the apprentices here. The purpose is obvious. Who doesn't envy ordinary people?

It's just that there are always one or two disharmonious sentences in the discussion, which are so abrupt that the whole wine shop is quieted down.

"Heh, what kind of fairy king is he just trying to catch fame."

"It is said that the emperor thinks highly of him, why didn't the emperor decree to confer a title on him?"

"I'm afraid I don't even have the ability to be a national teacher..."

The shopkeeper came over to say hello in person, showing great hospitality, with a bright and awkward smile on his face: "Please, Xianjun, there is a private room upstairs!"

The apprentices twisted their noses in anger, but Zhuang Heng was in a calm mood. He thanked the shopkeeper with a smile, and started to go upstairs.

At this time, there was a burst of exclamation from the side, and everyone turned their heads to look. It turned out that someone suddenly fainted and fell under the table. I was terrified, someone said "I'm not going to die", which frightened the shopkeeper until his old face turned green.

At this time, a middle-aged man pointed at Zhuang Heng in the corner: "The Immortal is here, why panic, let the Immortal cast a spell to save him?"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

AI shouted angrily: [Hey!This person is not kind! ]

Zhuang Heng was very upset in his heart, but he didn't panic at all on his face: "Everyone, don't surround the patient, spread out."

The middle-aged man over there stroked the sparse beard on his chin, looking like an old god waiting to see him make a fool of himself: "Get out of the way, let the fairy heal."

Zhuang Heng didn't answer his words, seeing those people were still densely surrounded, he was a little anxious, and hurriedly stepped forward to push them away: "Quickly let him lie flat, spread out and let him breathe, hurry up and call the doctor!"

The shopkeeper hurriedly sent the staff to the clinic, but Zhuang Heng didn't know first aid and didn't know what he could do, so he had to stand aside and observe.

The middle-aged man over there sneered, mocking his face: "If the national teacher is here, you will definitely be able to bring people back to life with a wave of your hand. As a fairy, you can only stand and wait for the doctor to come to save people. It really is a deceitful trash."

ai: [Ahhhhhh!Why does this person talk so much trash!There were actually quite a few people beside him nodding their heads in agreement, so pissed off!The master beat him! ]

Zhuang Heng looked puzzled: "You don't think I'm the only fairy in the fairy world, do you?"

The middle-aged man choked: "What do you mean?"

Zhuang Heng looked at him with the eyes of a fool: "The meaning is obvious, do you need me to explain? I am a chef, good at cooking, and there are other immortals who study medicine. If you don't go to the doctor to see a doctor, you have to let me I am a kitchen repairman who saves lives and heals the wounded. If I don’t save you, you still laugh at me. Is it appropriate? This is like buying a new pair of pants. You don’t want to wear them as pants, but you have to wear them as a hat. It’s too embarrassing for your pants. .”

There was muffled laughter all around.

The middle-aged man's face was ugly: "...you, you are so unreasonable!"

other people:"……"

No, it looks like it makes sense, so there is no way to refute it.

At this time, the assistant led the doctor and hurried over. After entering the door, without saying a word, the doctor pulled up his sleeves, went to the patient and squatted down. After taking the pulse, he took out the needle bag cleanly, and soon after, the patient was revived through acupuncture.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing Zhuang Heng staring at the doctor, the shopkeeper thought he was curious, so he lowered his voice and took the initiative to explain: "Old Doctor Chen is very skilled in medicine. Because of his straightforward personality, he offended people, so he didn't go in the end. Fortunately, he didn't go, but it made us feel good. If it weren't for Old Doctor Chen today, I would be in trouble here!"

Old Doctor Chen packed up the medical box, looked up and saw Zhuang Heng, hurriedly stepped forward and saluted: "Mr. Zhuang."

Shopkeeper: "???"

The shopkeeper kindly reminded: "Old Doctor Chen, this is Xianjun."

Old Doctor Chen's expression suddenly changed: "It turns out that Mr. Zhuang is a fairy king."

At this time, the rescued person came over to express his thanks, old doctor Chen waved his hand, and said indifferently: "It's nothing to do so much, I still have to go to Mr. Zhuang's residence, so I'm leaving now."

Shopkeeper: "..."

Why do you still call Mr. Zhuang!

Zhuang Heng didn't expect to see him here, and he didn't care about his meal, so he raised his hand with a smile: "I just want to go back, let's go together, Mr. Chen please!"

The shopkeeper was a little surprised: "Does Xianjun also want to see a doctor?"

In the past two days, apart from looking for shops, Zhuang Heng has been looking for a good doctor. Mr. Chen has superb medical skills, and he doesn't have so many twists and turns. Ming came to the door, in order to give his apprentices a health checkup, but actually wanted to trick Xiao Lang out of the palace, so that Old Doctor Chen could take his pulse.

Zhuang Heng said: "The shopkeeper must have heard some rumors that I plan to open a restaurant for apprentices to practice their hands. If not, I will invite old doctor Chen to diagnose and diagnose my apprentices. I will issue health certificates to them so that guests can eat. The meals they cook are also safe.”

The words were light and fluffy, but everyone around was surprised, and the shopkeeper was even more dumbfounded: "The fairy is so thoughtful, the little one is ashamed of himself!" He was shocked, "The little one also learns from the fairy!" Let the guys go to the medical hall to ask the doctor to take a look at it some other day, and ask Xianjun to send us some health certificates, too?"

Zhuang Heng smiled slightly: "It's very good that you have this awareness."

The shopkeeper smiled happily.

Zhuang Heng didn't say any more, and after calculating the time, Xiao Lang's political discussion should be over, so he left with old doctor Chen. On the way, he thought of the middle-aged man who was looking for faults, and said to ai: Most of them are his believers. I don’t know if many people don’t like me. ]

Ai said: [Why don't you... start the recruiting program to see how loyal those people on the street are to you?Loyalty also represents favorability to a certain extent. If someone firmly supports the national teacher, it is definitely impossible to be loyal to you, and the green light above the head is safe. ]

Zhuang Heng looked at the balance in his account, and reluctantly said: [Open once, just once! ]

AI immediately started the program for him. Zhuang Heng raised his eyes and saw that everyone on the street had a progress bar on his head, but the people in the capital had never received his favor, so they were not loyal to him. At most, they had some likes and dislikes. Therefore, the color of the red progress bar is relatively light, and part of the green progress bar is quite green.

ai was upset: [Excessive, there are so many green lights! ]

Zhuang Heng: [Calm down, calm down, this is the territory of the National Teacher, and I am not gold or silver, how can anyone like me? ]

ai: [Hmph! ]

Zhuang Heng looked around, and his eyes fell on the top of Dr. Chen's head: [The red is so light that it is almost transparent!Sure enough, he is upright and upright! ]

ai worked hard to adjust his mentality: [There is no trace of green, potential believers! ]

Zhuang Heng walked and watched, and it didn't take long to reach the gate of the mansion. Before he could make a sound, the door was opened from the inside.

He raised his head, and saw Xiao Lang standing in the threshold as expected, but the progress bar above Xiao Lang's head was not red, but purple, this purple was extremely pure, radiant and dazzling.

Seeing him in a daze, Xiao Lang said, "Hehe, why don't you come in?"

Zhuang Heng was shocked, and raised his sleeve to cover his eyes: "Fuck!"

Xiao Lang: "???"

The author has something to say: Do it!Half the size!Fell asleep!I hit me to send a few!

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Brother: Hehe, what happened to your eyes? [worry]

Hehe: Blind.