[Comprehensive] Go to hell

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1. This is the work of Nuomi's efforts to transform and change the plain style of writing.

2. It is Nuomi's consistent style to write originals in the guise of a fan.

3. The male lead is Lee Yoon Sung, which has nothing to do with Lee Min Ho.

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Shen Minxue feels that such a thing as rebirth should not happen to her. She has neither committed suicide (family harmony, grew up smoothly since childhood, three views are correct, and is positive), nor has she had any adventures (bought a miraculous jade bracelets, jade pendants, etc.).There is no chance of rebirth at all.

So, is it possible that rebirth is a high probability event these years?

Well, as long as it comes, it's okay.

Fortunately, it was rebirth instead of time-traveling. Shen Minxue was always satisfied with her family. If something happened to her and she time-traveled accidentally, her parents would feel very uncomfortable.After all, she still called her parents to the same faces in this life, and Shen Minxue felt no pressure at all.

Now, at the age of thirteen, yes!Thirteen-year-old Shen Minxue faced the first thing after rebirth was the mock exam before graduating from elementary school.

Don't think that the primary school entrance examination is easy. This is also a formal mock exam.

How did a passage on the Internet come from?

"When I was in high school, I could do trigonometric functions, solve multivariate high-order equations, and recite my teacher's example. Although my English is not good, I also knew the difference between eitheror and neither, and the meaning of the Revolution of [-], and I could draw atmospheric circulation diagrams; Going forward, I can memorize the table of chemical elements, know the redox reaction and the molecular formula of alcohol, understand the circuit diagram, know Newton's three laws, and understand the genera and species of the order of the family. Even in primary school, I can distinguish front and back nasals, Overall recognition and polyphonic characters, simple Olympiads, handicrafts, crayon and gouache painting... Now, I am illiterate!"

At 09:30 in the morning, "Former Doctor" Shen Minxue sat in front of the desk and watched while turning a pen: "Guangming Primary School spent a total of 3629 yuan on books, and the correct number in capital letters is 1 yuan; 2 three thousand six hundred and twenty nine yuan."

Oh, such a topic is not difficult, of course it is not difficult.

But it's full of little pitfalls.

The inner nature of an adult made Shen Minxue a little bit more perfunctory when reading the questions, which a child would not have.

It's like knowing that this is killing chickens with a sledgehammer, so naturally I don't bother to sharpen the knife.But as everyone knows, chickens are not so easy to kill without sharpening the knife.

On the whole, it is not a bad thing to be reborn and return to the exam room of a Chinese mock exam.At least Shen Minxue finished all the test papers conscientiously, especially the composition part, and restrained her word count. What she vaguely remembered was that the teacher said before that if the number of words exceeds the requirement, it will also lose points. matter.

Minxue tried her best not to make her handwriting look too sloppy, and wrote neatly on the scroll.Even so, her speed was much faster than the veritable elementary school students around her.

Today is an exam all day, of course, there are only three: Chinese, mathematics and general knowledge.The full score is [-] points.

Minxue reckoned that her test results would not be too ugly, but compared with her previous top grades, she might still be a bit far away—maybe the head teacher will call her parents to "talk" soon.

But even though this was the thing I was most afraid of when I was a child, now that I think about it, I don't care at all. It really is an old cucumber, and I have become fatter.

After three absent-minded exams, she carried her schoolbag and held up her class card, and led the team out of the school gate—that's right, Shen Minxue was excellent in character and learning before being reborn, and she also had a grandfather who was the principal of Guangming Primary School.

Naturally, he is a good assistant in the eyes of teachers and a good monitor in the eyes of classmates.Enjoy the privileges of going out to organize the team every day, shouting to stand up after class, leading the team after school, etc.Although now it seems that such various small rights are so ridiculous, it seems like holding a chicken feather as an arrow, but at that time, these rights were almost the dream of all elementary school students.

What a simple and easy to satisfy world.

Shen Minxue sighed inwardly.

Just after admiring the beauty of the world, she heard the must-have phrases for future generations of human traffickers.

"Little sister, uncle will take you to buy candy." A sticky and wretched voice sounded not far away.

Minxue's eyes widened: How dare you, the gates of the primary school are full of parents who pick up their children from school, how dare the wretched man lie to the children so directly.

The next scene subverted Shen Minxue's outlook on life as an atheist.

A middle-aged man with a pale complexion and a fat figure, wearing a black coat, took out a lollipop from his pocket, and babbled to a sweet-looking little girl from the lower grades.

And the little girl didn't seem to notice the half-squatting middle-aged man at all. Instead, he ran towards the door with his shofar braids: "Grandpa, I'm here."

Immediately afterwards, the middle-aged man who was trying to seduce the little girl sighed, straightened up, put the lollipop in his coat pocket, and said quietly, "It's really boring."

At some point beside him, a thin woman in a suit and black-rimmed glasses appeared, who looked a lot like a teacher.

The woman with black-rimmed glasses sneered: "Haven't you given up on those 'little hobbies' you had when you were a human?"

"If you see a cute little girl and just want to tease you, you still have to worry about it? Teacher Zhen, you are too lenient. Are you still here trying to reminisce about your sense of accomplishment as a gardener teaching and educating people?" The middle-aged man sneered back.

Shen Minxue didn't listen carefully to the bickering words of the two. Now her mind was full of the replay of the scene where the little girl with shofar braids ignored the middle-aged man's interference and ran directly through his body to her parents.

This!This!This!

It's not that the ordinary little girl in the lower grades has any special abilities. With Shen Minxue's above-average IQ, it is strange that the middle-aged fat man who is dressed out of season, of course, may also include the sudden appearance and bickering with the man. skinny woman.

I have never eaten pork but I have seen pigs running. I have lived in the era of information explosion popularized by the Internet for so many years. Even a female doctor can understand popular jokes and vocabulary.Besides, Shen Minxue is not a nerd who doesn't listen to things outside the window.

Has she become Erlang Shen?Or the legendary yin and yang eyes?

This is certainly a bullish "golden finger" in novels, but in real life, if you have such a golden finger, you don't have a strong enough mental quality, you can't use it well, and you can't even live a normal life.Shen Minxue still remembers the various TV dramas she watched in her previous life. Most of the people who can communicate with yin and yang were scared to death by all kinds of ghosts in the early stage-of course, all kinds of hanging bombs in the later stage are inevitable routines.

Although watching TV was very emotional, I felt that the protagonist was quite weak like that at first, but until it happened to me, Shen Minxue didn't know what it meant to be scary.

The unknown is scary.

What unfolded in front of her was a major event that subverted the outlook on life in the past 30 years.Not to mention that Shen Minxue, who just came back and thought that the exam was the biggest problem before her, suddenly found that these two aliens were standing on the only way to lead her team.

Even though it was already the beginning of June, she still felt the chilly aura near these two ghosts, which made people tremble in the bones.But she has no way to avoid it, because the school gate has a straight line painted with white paint. When all the classes leave the school gate, they must be led by the monitor to keep the formation and go out, otherwise the class test score will be deducted.

Hang in there and stay calm.Shen Minxue kept hinting to herself: that girl with braided horns just now could pass through the male ghost's body, and she couldn't be stage fright.Besides, they don't know you can see them, so stay calm.If you don't want to be treated as crazy by your parents, teachers, and classmates, you must keep calm! %>_Psychological hints are indeed useful, and Minxue also resisted looking up at the two non-human beings, thank God that she is only 1.5 meters away now, so she doesn't have to face the faces of the two ghosts.

——No wonder they are skin-white and black-clothed!The ghosts I see are all in black and white.

The skinny woman in a work suit with skirts that reached her knees and the wretched fat middle-aged man have been arguing and refusing to give in to each other.Later, the verbal confrontation could no longer satisfy them, so the two of them showed strange emotions under the excitement.

The man's body suddenly doubled in size, and his obesity was even more unsightly, like an inflated balloon.

If the man's "transformation" is funny rather than scary, the woman's appearance suddenly becomes horrifying—the well-behaved head becomes a crushed head, and the upper part looks like a smashed watermelon. White brains and black blood flowed sideways.

The woman is playing with her pair of eyeballs with one hand, turning around like Wen playing with walnuts. The scene is really disgusting.

The two ghosts couldn't escape on the road that Shen Minxue's team had to pass.

Minxue lowered her eyelids, but she didn't dare to lift them up.

When walking between the two ghosts, she couldn't help turning her body slightly to avoid bumping into the two ghosts.

Even if she stared straight at the bottom of her feet and didn't glance around, she could still see the eyeballs rolling in the woman's hand - one was obviously crushed, maybe it was rubbed by a ghost again Rub it, the round one is different from the other black and white eyeball, it is very chaotic, like a ball of black and white plasticine mixed together.

Mom, this world is so dangerous. I thought that if I was reborn, I would be able to become a top student who would study hard every day, and then learn some small skills to cultivate my sentiments to become a goddess. From then on, I would be rich and beautiful, marry rich and handsome, and reach the pinnacle of life.But the reality told me - too, God, true!Earth is so dangerous, let me go back to Mars.Shen Minxue cried inwardly.

...As the almost substantive cold air hit, Minxue shuddered unavoidably.

She restrained herself from trembling too much, she squeezed her hand tightly on the class card, biting her tongue with her upper and lower teeth bitterly - if she didn't bite her tongue, she might be able to hear her teeth trembling sound up.

At this time, the thin woman returned to her normal state for some reason, and put her eyeballs back into their sockets.

The middle-aged male ghost smiled complacently: "What's the matter? You gave up?" The two ghosts have been fighting for several years, and the male ghost lost every time. Today he thought he had finally gained the upper hand, so he couldn't help feeling complacent, and his swollen body recovered. Fortunately, it was normal—it was also an XL size.

The female ghost sighed: "What's the point of arguing with a filthy person like you? The point is that when the children are out of school, the children are weak and their eyes are very clean. It will be bad if they get our smell .Let's go away."

"Really thought you were the 'most beautiful teacher' back then?" The middle-aged male ghost wriggled his mouth and said quietly.

Seeing the female ghost glaring at him fiercely, the fat male ghost finally decided to be a good guy and not suffer in front of him: "It's really troublesome. If I can't beat you, hmph, I won't listen to you..."

Following a series of mutterings, the two ghosts dispersed.

Shen Minxue felt a chill on her back - she must have sweated a lot just now!

After she relaxed, she felt that her arms were really tense.In a short distance of tens of meters, he just walked out of the feeling of ice and fire.

But what the fat male ghost said at the end reminded her that five years ago, there was a major traffic accident at the gate of Guangming Primary School. The driver who caused the accident was drunk and drove a red flag car towards the elementary school students after school.Seeing that the tragedy was about to happen, the female teacher on duty rushed to the frightened child and pushed the child away, but she herself died under the wheel.Afterwards, news reports praised her as "the most beautiful teacher".

Maybe, roughly, it was the female ghost I saw today?

From this point of view, even if you change from a human to a ghost, the most important character remains unchanged.

The female teacher still remembers not to stay at the school gate for too long, so as not to have a bad effect on the pupils' health.

Shen Minxue sighed a little.

The author has something to say: a new article begins, welcome.