[Comprehensive] Go to hell

In the Antique Street, it is normal for there to be some stores selling ghost instruments.

Xu Laosan's shop is one of the most inconspicuous ones. It is located in a corner at the end of the street. The small shop is less than [-] square meters, and there is no door sign. Approved his shop.

A layman may not know why.

Speaking of this, Xu Laosan took a sip of tea comfortably, squinted his eyes and said triumphantly: "That's because I, Xu Laosan, never sell inferior products to smash my own brand. You think that people can just fool around with things after they die. There are gods three feet up, digging three feet into the underworld, people need money in their pockets in life, and the same reason in death. The yellow paper here is not rough, and the cinnabar is also very pure, gold and silver The tin foil material is sufficient, so the word of mouth is good."

Today, Xu Laosan saw another new face - a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl.

Xu Laosan didn't say hello, and let the guests watch by themselves.

After the little girl stroked the things in the store one by one, she pointed to a few and said she wanted them.Xu Laosan was a little confused: This little girl picked out good things, if someone else came, maybe how to distinguish carefully, but seeing that she just touched it with her hands and decided, it seems that she also has a good eye Vicious!

"Little girl want these? The things here are all first-class, but the price is also first-class, you know?" Xu Laosan kindly reminded.

This little girl is naturally Shen Minxue. She touches the utensils to let the little ghost make a decision. As long as the little ghost thinks it looks good, she will buy it.

"It's okay, you can pay me the bill." Shen Minxue believed in the little ghost's eyes, but after hearing the boss's quotation of 1 in total, and after erasing the odds, she would have to pay a total of 1 yuan, she still hesitated: in the eyes of ordinary people , spending more than [-] yuan to buy these worship supplies is definitely "stupid and fast", right?

But since the little ghost said these are good things, Shen Minxue naturally wants them. She nodded slightly with a calm face: "Okay, boss, pack three copies for me like this. Can I swipe my card?"

Xu Laosan thought to himself: A big customer came today.

"You can brush if you can. Little girl, don't say that I, Xu Laosan, cheated you, just say that the gold, silver and tin foil you chose are all mixed with gold powder; let's talk about that cinnabar..." Xu Laosan was afraid of the little girl I felt that I was cheating, so I came back to return the goods, and explained in detail where the things in my store were expensive.

When Fade Chen and Pasha heard that Xiaoxue asked for three copies, they naturally knew that the other two were prepared for themselves: Compared with the rough stones Pasha gave, such tens of thousands of yuan are naturally a drop in the bucket, but the point is that a person under 20 years old Little girl, it is rare to have such a thoughtful thought...

There is no need to say more about touching things. After all, Fade Chen and Shen Minxue have been friends for six years. There are some things that friends don't need to point out.

Xu Laosan packed the little girl carefully, and took the □□ to pay the bill: "This inkstone and Langhao brush are the additions that I, Xu Laosan, gave you, otherwise you are missing something for your cinnabar painting talisman. Little girl, Shan Squeeze the green hills, walk in the plains..."

The mountains press down on the green hills, and the twenty-year-old flat rivers are for "birth".

When Shen Minxue heard Granny Wang say this, she just smiled, thanked the boss for adding her head, and left.

Xu Laosan was left alone, uncertain of the other party's background, and finally touched the cold teapot: "Forget it, the allowance has not been paid for a quarter, what am I doing so hard. Hehe..."

Things worth 3 yuan just packed Shen Minxue's shoulders seven to eight full. She went to the supermarket to buy a bunch of food and milk.Back at the hotel, hang a do-not-disturb sign outside the door, and start making preparations before passing away.

She asked Pasha carefully about the time and medium for raising the little ghost, and also asked about the birth and death time of Fade Chen and Pasha, and copied them on a white paper. Spread yellow table paper and gold and silver tin foil on the table.

Fortunately, the female doctor has practiced brush calligraphy before. Although I didn't find the feeling in the first few words, it was not very beautiful, but fortunately, it became neat after a while.

I finished writing ninety-nine and 81 sheets of yellow paper in one go.Shen Minxue shook her arm: Well, it's really sore.

But this is just the beginning.

The yellow paper is just a "guidance", and money that can make ghosts turn mills is also needed.

So Shen Minxue, who had a short rest, unfolded the gold, silver and tin foil, and wrote two more 81 sheets respectively.

After writing 240 three brushstrokes in one morning, drank a can of milk to replenish her strength, and went to the restaurant of the hotel to eat pork liver noodles with plenty of ingredients, Shen Minxue decided to continue to struggle in the afternoon.

Since Shen Minxue stacked up the written yellow papers, the little ghost has been going around these things, sniffing them non-stop: they seem to be delicious! O(∩_∩)O I really want to eat!But Xiaoxue won't eat it, what should I do if it's swollen? %>＿Fade Chen and Pasha were really pitiful when they saw the little ghost, so they greeted Shen Minxue and took the little ghost out for a walk in the afternoon. Let the three ghosts go to reincarnation soon, and want to go to see the prosperity of the world before drinking Mengpo soup, after all, this is the last period of their life, and then reincarnate - no memory of the past, you Not you, I am not me.

This is exactly what Xiaoxue wanted.

The departure of the auspicious three treasures allowed Shen Minxue to focus more on the next work. She took out the prepared bags, hoses... and needles from her backpack, yes, the necessary equipment for voluntary blood donation.

After disinfecting her left elbow with iodine and alcohol, Shen Minxue took a deep breath, her eyes were calm, and her right hand steadily inserted the needle into the vein near the elbow.

Don't underestimate a female doctor. Although she is not a medical student, she has read the blood circulation diagram of the human body several times, plus a few sneak peeks at the hospital, which is enough for her to do the needle injection without any mistakes.

In fact, the needle piercing into the blood vessel is not very painful. Shen Minxue untied the rubber band on the left arm with her right hand, watched the blood return quickly rushing into the transparent tube, and kept opening and closing her fists to let the blood flow faster. It flowed into the blood bag: Isn't it just [-]ml? When I went to donate blood, the doctor forcibly drew [-]ml - she automatically ignored the matter that she fainted after donating blood.

The blood bag swelled up quickly, and the rapid loss of blood made Xiaoxue's eyes black for bursts. Seeing that the blood bag was full, she immediately took out the needle and clamped the alcohol cotton with her left arm to stop the bleeding. Sodium gets mixed into the blood bag to keep the blood from clotting.

After doing these things, Shen Minxue felt dizzy and almost unable to hold on: now is not the time to faint.

With her right hand, she violently opened a carton of milk soaked in hot water, and the milk was just warm at this time.With the speed of wind and clouds, he drank the milk in two mouthfuls, and kept stuffing donkey-hide gelatin dates in his mouth, until it was sweet until he got tired of it.

At this time, the needle hole in the left arm had already clotted blood, and the eyes were no longer black.

She took a deep breath and looked at the time: only half an hour had passed.

Hurry up and keep fighting.

Fade Chen and Pasha's date of birth and date of death have been asked clearly. Do you know that the reason why a female doctor can become a female doctor is that she can write together?

Although the maximum speed must be achieved when the left and right contents are consistent, this is enough.

Writing more than 400 pieces of cinnabar mixed-blood characters in the afternoon was faster than in the morning!

When the auspicious three treasures came back, the house was clean without leaving any traces.And Chen Fei and Pasha finally realized what the kid said "delicious, very delicious" - it's really a very tempting fragrance, like a long-cooked Buddha jumping over the wall, it tickles people's hearts.Fade Chen and Pasha, who had never seen blood after their death, did not know that these yellow papers looked extraordinarily "delicious" because of the mixture of blood donations.

The next day is July and a half, the day when the gate of hell is wide open.

Under Chen Fei's guidance, Shen Minxue took a taxi to the cemetery, and found the place where Chen Fei's ashes were buried in a row of cemeteries.

Fade Chen started at a young age and had no close relatives. Fortunately, he made a will early on. If something unexpected happened, the property would be donated, leaving part of it to take care of his own cemetery.Now it seems that this cemetery is quite responsible.

The custom here is to worship during the Spring Festival, Qingming Festival, and Winter Solstice, and not many people burn paper money in the middle of July.Seeing the little girl take out the yellow paper covered with charms, the tomb guard said: "Worship in a civilized manner, and eliminate fire hazards. You must wait until all the flames are extinguished before leaving." He muttered in his heart: The tomb owner It's been eight or nine years since he died, and it's the first time anyone has come to see him. Such a nagging little girl, could it be his daughter?

Shen Minxue obeyed the tomb guard's order and took out the little ghost's pile of things first.

When the yellow paper started to burn, the little ghost continued to float up along the rising smoke. Before leaving, he said goodbye to everyone with a smile: "Big ghost, master, Xiaoxue, I'm going to reincarnate. See you in the next life."

Sending the kid away, Fade Chen and Pasha asked Xiaoxue to burn their yellow papers together, because the two wanted to walk the last part of the journey together.

作者有话要说：望天小包子扔了一个地雷投掷时间：2015-04-1911：41：19

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