What the hell am I pregnant with? [Interstellar]

"Marshal, they all came from the planet Aden." Marlowe told the marshal the investigation report, and stood beside him straight after speaking.

Dewar frowned.

The planet Aden is the closest living planet to the earth.

He remembered that it was the natives of Aden who discovered the earth and even planned to plunder it.

Dewar didn't think too much, he went directly to find Zuo Lan and Mao Ci.

Put the information on Planet Aden in front of the two of them, and after they had read it all, he said, "Actually, I'm quite curious about Dandan's identity. Zhizhi is Metasequoia, and Qiongqiong is Qiongqi. They all found the same race, but Obviously, the people from Planet Aden are not good people."

Zuo Lan gritted his teeth, "It's these bastards again, they really don't have a long memory."

Maoci let out a big breath, always feeling a little blurry in front of his eyes, with a strong drowsiness.

Zuo Lan stood up suddenly, and slapped the table with his hand, "Where are they, they dare to hit the egg, I will kill them!"

The loud noise woke up Mats, he stretched his waist, and responded: "Yes."

Dewar looked at the two monsters, and understood what the short man was talking about.

He rubbed his forehead, and said: "Even if we want to clean them up, they can't be in the empire. Besides, the little silver ball has already checked, and the image of Eggy has been sent to the planet Aden by them. If we clean them up, there will be more people." If more people come, it would be better to catch them all at once.”

Dewar had never felt bad for the calf, and neither had he.

The short man was his man, and his little brother was his own.

Someone makes an idea, then ask him if he agrees.

"Trouble." Zuo Lan clicked his tongue.

If you want him to say, just beat those bastards until they are scared, so as to save those people from worrying about them every day.

Dewar glanced at the table and stared at the two people in front of him, "So, how about an explanation?"

"Little ginseng's father, curiosity is not a good thing." Mao Ci propped his chin with one hand, and looked a little lazy with a smile at the corner of his mouth.

Zuo Lan glanced at him even more, and said: "A big man is all about asking about the love of three aunts and six wives."

Dewar was so angry that he really wanted to throw these two monsters out.

Eat what he eats, drink what he drinks, and live with him, yet he actually turns his back on it. If it's not...however, he still has to sacrifice these two elders, he said angrily: "You have to be on guard first, the wedding is coming soon, always There will be places that we can’t take care of, and they want to take advantage of the opportunity to do something, we can only be on guard first.”

Although it is an empire, Dewar thinks he can manage this world well, but the interstellar people who came this time are too messy and chaotic, and even he is not sure if there will be something he can't take care of.

Moreover, he always prepares for things in advance, instead of worrying about things after they happen.

Zuo Lan and Mao Ci looked at each other, and finally said it out.

"Don't look at Eggy's stupid look. If we hadn't protected him, his bones would have been swallowed long ago." Zuo Lan said, his face was a little uncomfortable, and he coughed lightly as if to cover up something.

Mao Ci didn't hide this for him, and then he laughed loudly, and said with a smile: "It's not that there is a monster who is even more stupid, who specially picked it up as rations, but after bringing it back for so many years, the rations directly became a ration. Nephew."

Zuo Lan's face turned dark.

He snorted heavily and didn't speak.

On the contrary, the more Mao Ci said, the more interesting he said, "Our rat king went out and found a lot of good things, and he brought back a beast that was full of spirit and tasted delicious before eating it, just like the dumb beast you rescued earlier. Hu people, dumb people smell bad, and beasts are just the opposite, they smell delicious."

Dewar said: "Eggy is a black beast?"

Maoci nodded, took a sip of water, and continued: "The evil beast is one of the divine beasts, extremely spiritual, but Eggy is a fool. He was caught by a monster, but he was obediently brought it back, and this monster is even more stupid, thinking that he has caught an ugly rabbit."

With a 'snap', a certain silly monster was angry, "How did I know he would be a black beast, obviously an ugly rabbit."

"What I'm talking about is that you are stupid. There are so many rabbits in the mountains. Which one have you ever been greedy for? Laoshan said that you can only be a mountain king who doesn't think about anything." The more Mao Ci said, the more disgusted he became. After finishing speaking, he added another sentence: "But there is a saying that is true, the appearance of balls is ugly."

Dewar on the opposite side coughed lightly, suppressing a smile that was almost unbearable.

No wonder these two elders like to bury people so much.

Listening to it now, it's really interesting.

Especially seeing Zuo Lan's face getting darker and darker, his mood really improved a lot.

"Bullshit, what's wrong with my IQ?" Zuo Lan rolled up his sleeves, wanting to fight this guy again.

But speaking of it, this matter is really his black history.

When he met Dandan for the first time, he really thought it was a rabbit with a little spirituality, and he wanted to eat it just by looking at it.

And he did eat it...just didn't chew it.

Bringing Dandan back to the mountain, he just wanted to ask the omniscient Laoshan if there is a way to stew this 'rabbit' to eat, but when he arrived at Laoshan, he found the 'rabbit' he picked up. Rabbit' is actually a mythical beast called 'Corrupted Beast'.

The meat is delicious, but the truth cannot be told after eating.

Moreover, as a divine beast, Eggy naturally not only has spirituality, but also has developed spiritual intelligence and can speak human words.

As far as these two points are concerned, no matter how delicious it is, he has no appetite.

At that time, Eggy, who was brought back by him as rations, landed on their mountain, and became playmates with Tong Xiao.

Similarly, these are definitely Zuo Lan's black history.

To treat the black beast as a rabbit, he is really blind.

Zuo Lan choked out a sentence, "I just didn't recognize it, it's also because the balls are not good!"

After finishing speaking, he faced Dewar again, and said with the corners of his mouth: "It's like a little ginseng!"

Dewar felt that disaster had come from heaven, he sneered, "Don't have to say, at least the little ginseng is not blind."

"...!" Zuo Lan was so angry that he really wanted to roll up his sleeves.

Dewar knocked on the table again, and said calmly: "Oh, by the way, Angus is my only relative, and he will always be with him during the wedding. Do you think I should arrange another person to accompany him?"

Zuo Lan couldn't roll up his sleeves, so he said in a low voice, "Yes, I'll go!"

Dewar grinned at him and said, "It's really silly. I said I was accompanied by people, but I didn't say it was a demon."

Zuo Lan roared angrily, he couldn't bear it anymore, he just went up and did it!

The two were having a hot fight, and Mao Ci sat on the sidelines and watched happily.

It's a pity that he was too close to the battlefield, and he was implicated unknowingly.

Two monsters and one person played with each other with fists clenched.

After Tong Xiao came over, they found it interesting and joined the battlefield.

Had a great time.

……

After playing around, naturally you still have to do business.

When they heard that some villains were thinking about Dandan's meat, all eyes turned away.

Pangpang was very curious, "I don't think he is delicious."

Qiongqiong followed suit and nodded. He was very greedy for meat, and he didn't think the balls were delicious.

It was Tong Xiao who clapped his hands suddenly, and he said: "I just said, how could the little ginseng bite you suddenly, it must be because you are too fragrant."

"Puff." Little Ginseng seemed to be responding to his father's words, and even stuck out the tip of his tongue to lick it.

Eggy felt a bit chilly looking at it, he tried to hide himself under Moha's big wings, he always felt that it would give him a sense of security.

"Where can I smell it now? Lao Shan has thought of some way to cover up the scent. Otherwise, if you put something full of deliciousness on the mountain, then everyone will just drool all day long." Zuo Lan said, and after finishing speaking, he Aggrieved, he pointed to the bruise on his chin to the people around him, "Your brother hit me."

Angus didn't focus on the grievance, but said with a smile: "Could it be that you drool on the balls?"

Zuo Lan put on a bitter face and stopped talking, not to mention drooling, he ate it directly, but it turned out that there was nothing wrong with his balls, he almost broke his teeth, of course, he would never say this.

Tong Xiao was also curious: "Grandpa Shan found a way to cover it up, how did the little ginseng smell?"

He stretched out his hand to pick up the little ginseng and looked at it, then he laughed happily, "It must be my seed, the little ginseng is so powerful."

Dewar covered his forehead, he was the short one who planted well, and he was the one who planted badly.

It feels so sad.

Tong Xiao didn't know what he was thinking, and after he hugged the little ginseng, the smile on his face faded, "If you want to eat balls, they don't care about me as the boss, I have to deal with them well." OK."

Dewar held his hand, and said seriously: "Don't think about it, I will let people watch the people of Aden, and you are ready to get married."

Tong Xiao pouted, there is no fun in fighting in marriage.

It's just that, no matter how unwilling it is, Tong Xiao, who is always stared at, can only pretend to be honest.

On the other hand, the chubby ones are full of curiosity towards those who want to eat balls.

……

Moha sucked on the straw, and the cold drink calmed down his frowning brows.

He sat there, watching a few of them hiding behind the bushes and secretly looking at them.

Looking at the few nonchalant people on the distant planet Aden, I really can't see who is paying attention to whom.

"Cuckoo!" Eggy couldn't stop talking.

Those weak chickens in front still want to eat him, it's simply beyond their control.

Pangpang nodded, "People on Planet Aden are so thin, they could be blown away by a gust of wind."

Poor and poor, looking at the people in the distance and at Eggy, couldn't hold back and asked, "Is your meat really delicious?"

Now, the eyes of a few fell on Eggy again.

Even Eggy looked down at his little paw, his eyes were full of doubts, he simply raised the paw and stuffed it into his mouth, then bit it hard.

"Cuckoo cluck cluck!!!"

When the sharp voice sounded, Moha was startled, but when he took a closer look, he really didn't know what to say.

That idiot Eggy actually bit her own paw.