Ye Lu is suffering from death [Qi Shen]

[It’s just a stone that was accidentally found in the corner of the school...]

I looked at Mr. Alian who was holding a stone in his hand. Could such a stone with bloodstained sharp corners be discovered by accident? ? ?Call the police, bastard!

[He Jiajiang,] Xinmei walked over holding a rose-shaped stone, her eyes widened slightly, [Your stone... so amazing...]

Zhiyu also came over with her cracked heart in his arms: [Yes, yes! ]

I put the long, radiating stones in my hand on my desk to make it an exhibition stand.

[Ah, it's nothing,] I rubbed my head, [If you look hard, there are piles of such mace-like stones. ]

[Ha ha ha ha--]

Facing Zhiyu and Xinmei who admired Mulu, I rubbed my head and smiled.Then in a blink of an eye, I saw Alian Jun next to me looking at my stone with nostalgia.

Oh, let me go, what the hell is your expression of remembering the past and remembering the old man! !Dad, ah bah, mom, no, He Jia doesn't allow you to fall into the abyss of crime at such a young age, bastard!

I snapped Yalian-jun's head over: [Student Kui Guxu, if you dare to try my stone, I won't let you go! ! ]

Lord Yalian was startled, pushed my hand away, and left in a hurry: [Who can play with your stones, whoever likes to play will play... tsk...]

I looked at his back, Yi Le.It's rare for Alian-kun to enjoy such a peaceful school festival without fighting.Then go ahead and enjoy!

[Xiao Hejia, the beauty pageant is about to start~] Zhiyu tugged at my sleeve.

[Ah, yes. ] I remembered that I still had such a mission, so I followed Zhiyu and left.

The main task is to accompany the runners. I stood on the stage and began to draw up the draft of what I will say later, and... a talent show.I want to show some kind of talent... Do I have any talent? ?

My eyes wandered over Xinmei who was sitting on the judging table, and the audience counted them eye-catchingly, the combination of red, yellow, and blue primary colors Qi Mu, Hai Teng, and Ran Tang.Well, there is the purple-haired Alian Jun next to him.Well, since he put on glasses, his sense of presence has decreased a lot.

I thought absently.Then when he saw the distance, his face cracked——

Assi, the great god of learning, why did my dear mother-chan come to the school festival! !Shouldn't she be on her way to the mall now! ? ?I remember Liu Shentong had a commercial performance in the mall? ?Did I remember it wrongly!

Even if I remember wrongly, I have been very careful to hide the news that today is a cultural festival!Then when I saw the person next to me, I felt empty, ah, the great learning god.

I forgot that Saiki's mother and my mother are fans of that trash man of Liushentong - well, my fault.

Looking at Mama-chan who was having a good chat with Qi Mu's mother, I silently lowered my head and hid behind the contestant next to me.Even with my 'tall' body, it is impossible to be blocked by a cute girl who is only 155 in height, fall!

Dear viewers, it’s not because I’m such a badass because of my strict family education, nor because my parents are very traditional.It's just that it's really painful and happy to have a fairy-like mother Sang who always wanted to see her daughter grow long hair.I don't know if it's because my mother was too scary when I was a child, which left a shadow on me. Since I can dress myself, I have gradually become 'masculine'.

Back then, it took me a lot of effort to barely stop my mother's deep love for me.Every time there is a school festival, I am very worried that my mother will see me wearing a maid costume in a maid cafe, or playing a female ghost in a haunted house (female ghosts also have long hair, so don’t discriminate).

That's the way it is, I'm not at all relieved that my mother sees any 'feminine' tendencies in me.What if she sees me on a pageant stage, hicc—

I can already imagine waking up tomorrow morning drowning in pink, fluttering little dresses.

Heaven, earth, why do I grow so tall——

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu In my lifetime, it is said that the people there are existences higher than me.I'm really sorry to be so tall in this country where the height is below the world average...

No matter how much I wailed, relying on my mother's deep love for me, she still saw me standing out from the crowd at a glance.

[Hejia-chan—you have finally grown up too! ]

Seeing my mother holding her heart and being moved, I smiled awkwardly.Speechless tears, how long will it take to stop Mom-san from buying me little loli skirts this time?A week, a month or a year? ?

Hey woo woo woo——

Standing on the stage, I have already begun to drift away from the world.Ah, beauty contests or something, huh—

[Next, Qihai and Jia. ]

No matter how you avoid it, what should come is still coming.I stood up helplessly and looked at the pair of bright eyes under the stage, feeling hopeless.Then I saw Alian-jun sitting next to my mother Sang, who was stiff all over. Seeing that my mother-sang had put her magic claw, ah bah, soft and cute little claws on Alian-jun's arm, I didn't know what to say to him What.

I was so lucky that I suddenly undid the two buttons on my neckline, rolled up my sleeves, brushed my hair back, and stepped on—well, I was still wearing a skirt, and the sound disappeared before I stepped on the stage.Holding the microphone, I smiled charmingly at my mother, Sang Xie.

[Hi everyone, I am Qihai Hejia, and Yelu dies bitterly! ] I half-lifted my chin, my face was ferocious, and then I made a big bow.

[Age 17, interested in anatomy. ] I raised my head in the atmosphere where the whole audience took a breath, and smiled ferociously, [Talent——]

[When sparring, your skulls, elbows, hipbones, and pommels,] I showed a wicked smile, [I can avoid them perfectly, so as not to hurt myself when hitting. ]

[Is there any classmate who sacrificed his life to practice with me? ] I imitated the enthusiastic eyes of the hot pot monitor and scanned the audience.

quiet--

Everywhere you look is a flock of quail.Well, except for Qi Xingzhong Rantang, Qi Mu who collapsed in front of the mountain without changing his expression, Hai Teng who was already in a daze, and, emmmmm, the muscles on his face twitched, and Yalian Jun who was about to die in the next second.

Well, as expected, one of my own knows my own, ahahaha——

[No, that's a pity. ] I smacked my lips, and smiled apologetically at the headmaster who was bald on the judges' stage, [This is the end of my introduction. ]

[Thanks - everyone, for watching my talent show, Bad Parody. ] I took back Yan Yi, who was about to go to heaven, and Shi Shiran returned to the candidate team.Then, he showed a characteristic tiger-tooth smile at the various eyes in the audience.

[puff--]

I don't know who let out a laugh, and then everyone on and off the stage laughed together.I grinned, well, if you don’t grow up in adversity, go crazy in adversity.

Boys and girls, how can you be so lifeless~

Looking at the cheerful audience and judges, I winked at Mr. Yalian.Allah, since I plan to live a normal life, it's okay to show a little bit of my nature.Alian-kun, suppressing yourself will have an impact on the adolescent boy.

Of course—it's fine to fly like Reita Tosusuke from the next class.

Easily weak.

I rushed to Alian Jun who had died and came back to life, grinning happily, and my mother Sang looked at me with a helpless expression.In the end I justifiably...lost.

[He Jia hasn't been so naughty for a long time. ] After stepping down, Mom Sang patted my arm and said helplessly.

I coughed lightly, Mama-san, save some face for your daughter.What is a long time, I have never been naughty!

[When will Xiao Yalian come to our house to play?Auntie will cook something delicious for you. ] Seeing that Mama Sang was about to drag Mr. Yalian into the abyss, I hastily... added fire.

[Yeah yeah! ] I took pleasure in other people's misfortune, [Kui Gusu, you took such good care of me before, let me repay you. ]

Jun Yalian lowered her head and pushed her glasses, a little embarrassed: [...Yes, I will go when I have time. ]

[Haha, Alian is such a good boy. ] Mom laughed, [Thank you for your hard work. ]

[It's not...very hard. ]

I laughed secretly in my heart, Mr. Yalian must not know how 'good' my mother's craftsmanship is.

[Let's go, let's go, let's play~] I pushed my mother forward.