[Comprehensive] The Demon King is running away from home

Check the water meter?Express delivery?

A demon king who grew up ignorant of human beings in a world that was backward than the steam age, and a former hero who grew up in a steel city with an upright education.How could the two know what was behind these two wholesome activities.

"Who bought something?" When he lived in the Iron City, Lord Demon King had seen the Internet before, so he naively thought that someone at home bought something and delivered it.

Shrinking back to the child's appearance in a second, he went to open the door before Sephiroth could react.

Sephiroth quickly grabbed Marn who was eager to open the door, dragged the shrunken man back and asked, "Did Marn buy it?"

"How is it possible, this king is just... hmph, what if this king doesn't know how to use the Internet." It took a lot of time to learn how to use the communicator. For a demon king who only needs to learn how to rule the world There is simply no good or bad use for any bird.Moreover, even if she was curious and wanted to learn, no one taught her.

"Cecile?"

"Although Cecil is very good at learning, he will report to the king if he wants to buy something." The pride of being a leader made Marn puff up her small chest.

If it wasn't bought by a few of them, it could only be——

Marn and Sephiroth looked at the person downstairs in unison.

"What's wrong?" N, who occupied a bed by herself last night and overslept without control, rubbed her head and looked at the two people downstairs who were staring at her.N shivered a little from being stared at, touched his face and asked, "What's wrong with you? Is there something on my face?"

"nHave you bought anything online?"

N looked at Ma En for a moment, tilted his head and thought for a while, "Shopping? I don't have any."

"What's the matter with the courier outside the door?" Sephiroth looked at the door with some doubts, there was another knock on the door, and the voice of "delivering the courier, please open the door." came from outside the door again.

"What express delivery? Isn't there no Internet in Chi Jun's home?" The n sentence awakened the dreamer.

There is no Internet and no one buys express delivery from anywhere.You say red?If he wants to buy something, why don't he ask Cecil who has been dressed up?Marn jumped behind Sephiroth, and blew at the door vigilantly.

"Hiss!" Ma En put his arms crossed, guessing: "Could it be those guys in black clothes from before. Tsk! What a trouble, there are always common people who want to kill this king."

"Are you talking about those men in black!" When N heard this, he also jumped to the back of Sephiroth who was sitting on the chair.

Sephiroth looked back at the two people hiding behind him, and asked helplessly, "What are you two doing?"

n replied truthfully: "Hiding behind Mr. Sephiroth's broad arms, I always feel very safe."

"Hmm." Marn nodded repeatedly.

"But if you don't choose one to open the door, how can I protect you?"

"..."

"..."

Ma En and N are both confused, okay, look at each other and no one has stepped forward!

Sephiroth took advantage of the victory and chased after him: "Are you scared now?"

cowardly!

How can the devil admit cowardly!

"Hmph! n you coward!" Marn turned her head and fired at n, who was still a little friend just now, and immediately jumped out of the protective circle. With n's resentful expression of "what's wrong with me?" Little paws on the doorknob.

When she opened the door, the tragic experience of living on the snow-capped mountains flashed through Marn's head. She didn't want to be stuffed with a bun for no reason at all, especially the brave skin bun. Don't have another one!

When she saw a young man wearing a sportswear and smiling all the time outside the door, Ma En was greatly relieved, as long as he wasn't wearing black.

"Excuse me--"

"Snapped!"

Before Maen could ask, the door that opened a gap was suddenly grabbed by a hand, and then a head with disheveled hair and resentment appeared in front of the boy.

"Damn it—!"

Marn was so frightened that she sat down on the ground, crying and crawling back, "Sa... Sasa Feiluozi..."

The young man outside the door smiled and said, "Oh, look, you've frightened people."

The person in front of the boy whose face was blocked by her hair pushed open the door. She tilted her head and glanced around, then suddenly grinned at n.

The boy outside the door came in, stretched out his hand and said, "Hey, long time no see, heartbreaker."

"Toutoutoutoutou, Touya!" N was so frightened that he also fell to the ground, looked at the door nervously, and asked nervously: "Tou, isn't Touzi with you?"

The man with disheveled hair let out a weird laugh: "Hehehe..."

The boy Touya turned his head and looked at the people around him who were on the verge of going berserk, then turned around and said: "Ah, how should I put it. I didn't expect that you have a child just a few years away from home. Is your man the one in front of you?" ? He’s quite handsome and stalwart.”

"Huh?!" N was dumbfounded!I haven't seen you for many years, the first sentence is congratulations on becoming a father? !Moreover, they are all men!Where did the child come from!The top-up gift was picked up in the trash can!

Sephiroth, who has been serving as the background board and was implicated by n, was forced to be shot and hugged Marn who crawled over.He patted her on the back lightly, and comforted the demon king in his arms who overreacted to supernatural phenomena.

"Sack of bridge beans! Don't talk nonsense, Touye. I don't want to be a father at all. This child is not mine."

n tried to explain, but for the boy Touya in front of him, explanations were useless.

"Have you ever heard a sentence? An explanation is a cover-up. The more nervous you are, the more it means that you have a ghost in your heart." Holmes, Kanedaichi, Conan, Edogawa Ranpo, and Toya glanced at him faintly. The quiet sloppy girl said.

N was about to cry for Tou Ye to see, "Hey, we are reasonable! This child is obviously beyond the age when I ran away from home!"

"Who knows if it's a product of before you ran away from home."

n was forced by Touye to cry and passed out in the toilet.Even Sephiroth and Marn, who were sitting on the sidelines silently watching the play, felt that n was so horrible to watch, that he was suppressed to death by a boy younger than himself.

"Touya, what will you do to believe me!"

"Hmm—" Touya juvenile rubbed his chin in thought, and said suddenly: "Say respect, and add a few words of praise in front of it to listen to."

n is really obedient, and immediately said: "Master Touya is the only one in history who combines wisdom and handsomeness!"

"Did I ever tell you that you are so cheap."

"No qaq!" The aggrieved n wiped away her bitter tears, and asked, "I've been called, you should believe me."

"Do not believe."

"Touya! How can you not count your words!"

Tou also glanced at the sloppy girl who was still not moving, and said reassuringly, "You heard what I said with that ear just now, as long as you say it, you will believe what you say."

N was stunned for a while before realizing that he had been hooked. He knelt down silently and covered his face. After being bored for a long time, he cried and said, "Touye, you have learned badly. You were not like this before. You were so Seriously and..."

"Oh, that's what I pretended."

"Strike!" N raised his head sharply, looking at Touya who seemed to have not finished speaking with a look of unrequited love.

Tou also continued: "To be honest, I'm tired of pretending to be a good boy for so long. Anyway, even you, a guy who looks avant-garde but is actually a conservative magician, would like to be a father and run away from home." , It’s okay for me to be abnormal, right? It’s just that menopause is here.”

"Your understanding of menopause is simply a mistake! Get rid of what you want to be a father," n complained.

"Okay, ok, I'm grinding, hurry up and pack up and join me in the League of Nations. In order to find you, I threw all the work at hand to my subordinates. I can't even play cards with lingonberry. All that's left to win him is the scarf."

"Touye, your character is getting worse and worse after becoming the alliance leader!" N really can't imagine that the upright and good boy back then is gone forever like the luck of Yueju.

Touye Taotao's ears are black-bellied by nature, "I said n, don't cry there, you don't feel ashamed of being a big man."

"I don't think so! I'm crying about my lost youth."

"Are you talking about you being kissed (tian) kissed (bian) by sonic tadpoles in the pool?"

"I heard the hidden words in your words! What is it that I don't know that you set up for me privately!" N was furious.

Tou also shrugged, went up past Sephiroth, grabbed N's arm and dragged it out, and said, "It doesn't matter, come home with me."

"No--!"

The heart-piercing voice resounded through the sky.

The second floor of Xiao Chi's house immediately responded with even more heart-piercing cries.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to' to- than to be woken up by the noise downstairs.

Hearing the little brave man's cry, Marn trembled as if electrified, and immediately jumped off the chair and went upstairs to hug the little guy. He changed the diaper and stuffed the bottle, finally calming down the little ancestor. down.

Tou also watched everything happen quietly, and suddenly said, "So there is another one."

"Don't think I don't know what's going on in your head! I don't want to be a father!"

Tou also didn't believe it at all, and continued: "The girl's one is not yours for the time being. No matter how young she is, she ran away from home with you. At this point in time——"

"What the hell! It wasn't in the first place!"

"Hehehe——" The sloppy girl who had been silent as the background board finally spoke out again. She grabbed her messy hair and slowly combed it neatly, revealing the hair that could make someone do it for a week. Nightmare face.

"Tootoutou...Tou, Touzi!!!"

"Ah, long time no see n~, I've been thinking about how to cut off three inches from your waist all the time."