[Comprehensive] Hokage: Watching the Moon Climb Up

Yinshi asked me to have a good rest here. Naturally, I want to be obedient. Anyway, there is no rush to go home. After venting once, the unhappiness and grievances after being tricked by Mr. Ghost and deceived by Mr. Forget it.

Although I was still disturbed by Itachi's voice that night, I could not sleep, but I was able to adjust slowly. As long as I can go back, I will always use some way to make up for the fear he has suffered these days.

Because I don't want to stay in the Wanshiwu all the time, and I don't want to turn myself into a good-for-nothing relying on others to support me, so it is imperative to go to Beidou Xinxuan to be a working girl, even if I may encounter such a situation again. things.

Gintoki couldn't hold me back, so he suggested that I should practice my previous ninja skills again.

But it’s always bad to carry a knife when delivering food, so he took off his shoes and threw them on the ceiling gap with a “swoosh”. Female Ninja · "Sow Mode" ON · Calamus × [-].

"Ah~ Yinsang, you finally found me? I'm so happy~ah, even if you smell like stinky feet, it's hard to cover up your charming masculinity~ In order to protect your unique special ♂, Sha Jiang is willing Do everything~" The purple-haired ninja hugged the boot that hit her, put her face on it, knelt and rubbed on the ground, her ecstasy expression was unbearable to look at.

Uh... Her glasses fell off =_=

"Hey! I mean slut, are you going to follow Ah Yin all day long?! Also, Ah Yin is here, not that stinky shoe bastard!" Yinshi jumped over, stepped on her and forced her The boots were taken back.

Before she had time to regain the stolen "A Yin", the little ape had already felt the real A Yin with her body, and she immediately upgraded from the idiot mode to the Shaking M mode.

Under normal conditions, she should have been able to break free after being stepped on her back, but she had a face full of enjoyment, and her voice was even more unbearable, "Ah~ that's it~ that's the feeling~ Sure enough, this is Yinsang~Scatter~ Please whip as much as you want ♂Hit me~ Don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower~"

"Go away you sow!" Kicked.

"Ah~ So comfortable♂♂comfortable~Please push harder~That's it~~" o(*////▽////*)q

"..." = A = Is this the highest state of fan girl?

Please pick up your dignity as a ninja, bastard!

I could no longer bear to look straight at her, so I silently picked up her glasses and put them in Gintoki's hands, then silently averted my gaze, deciding that I would come back to talk to him after he had dealt with his "fanatic fans".

Yinshi tried his best to get rid of the fan girl Xiaoyuan who was holding his thighs, but unfortunately it was of no use. He Erkang looked at me with tears in his eyes and hope.

"Xiayue? Ayue? Xiaoyueyue? Please don't leave me, come and help me pull this guy away! Ah Yin provoked her just to help you! This should actually be your problem to deal with Yo! We are partners, right? We need to help each other, right? Don’t you Hokage people value your companions the most? Don’t abandon Yin!”

"...Sorry, Boss, there are things even Hokage can't do..." With an embarrassed smile on my face, I took a step back, and then I took a step back, scratching the back of my head, "You, you said it too, the current My most important thing is to protect myself, so... ahaha..."

Boss, take care!

Kagura and Shinpachi were absent, and I was unreliable. Gintoki could only rely on his own strength to defend his precarious virginity, but the effect was minimal.In the end, it was still unbearable for me to bear the condemnation of my conscience, so I walked over to join him, and then took off the little monkey with the leg pendant.

"Ah~ don't separate us~ I want to be with Eun-sang forever, nothing can stop the love between us~"

The little ape caught by me was still struggling, I hugged her waist with fishy eyes, trying to control her movements, with only one thought in my mind.

...This ninja is hopeless...

After tossing for a long time, she finally calmed down and realized my existence by the way.

"Huh? You, you are..." She adjusted her glasses, and when she saw me clearly, she suddenly opened her eyes wide, and looked at Yin Shi with a face of accusation, "Yin Sang, you are a heartless person, you actually raised me at home. Other women?! It's too much, ah..."

"...and Kagura, thank you!" I had black lines on my face.

Yinshi was in a hurry to clear things up, "When did I ever raise you, idiot, you've done yourself a favor by trespassing on a private house, Ah Yin, and not reporting to the police! Don't ruin Ah Yin's innocence, bastard!"

The little ape selectively ignored his defense, and instead wiped away the non-existent tears at the corners of his eyes with a handkerchief, "Forget it, since you've already done this, there's nothing I can do..."

Her tone was very low, "Since you raise a woman behind my back, then I will..."

I looked at her gloomy face, and couldn't help but swallow my saliva. They said that women are really scary when they are really ruthless, and she couldn't get it just because she asked for it... Love turns hate, right?

"Then I'm going to be the main house~" She immediately pounced on Yinshi, rubbing her face on his face, "No matter what, you can't leave me, even if you have other women, it doesn't matter, as long as You still have me in your heart, then Sa-chan will be satisfied~"

"..." = mouth =

It’s fine if you don’t want ninja dignity, but what about your female dignity? !

Yin Shi was almost unlovable, "Ah, that's enough... I don't want to struggle anymore..."

Xiao Yuan looked at him in surprise, "Yin Sang, you finally accepted me? That's great, come on, it's getting late, let's do shameful things together! mu~~ah~"

The last sound was the sound of being slapped on the face by Yinshi and pushed away forcefully.

"Stop messing around and talk about business!" Yinshi looked at me with a serious face, and pressed his hand on the face of the little monkey to stop her counterattack, "You are a ninja, although you prefer to use knives, but ninjas in this world mainly The weapon is still Kunai. Kunai is small in size, easy to carry, not easy to cause trouble, and more convenient for you. This guy..."

He picked up the little monkey and threw it towards me, "This guy is also a ninja, Kunai must have a lot of shurikens, you can discuss with her to see if she can help you get more ninja tools. In the future, you won’t be able to beat others with your fists when you go out.”

"After all, your body is not the cheating complex with chakra protection in the past. Without exercise, it is so weak that you can beat yourself into muscle strain and joint dislocation. To be a human being, you have to compare according to your ability. ok~"

I froze for a moment, and then said with a moved face, "So you asked her to come out because of me?"

"...Do you think Ah Yin is the kind of guy who can deceive people?! Ah Yin is the conscience of Edo, bastard!" Yin Shi frowned, and finally sighed helplessly, "Well, although you stayed here It's not long, but those things back then... my Kagura really entrusted you to take care of it..."

I tilted my head, "Oh, you said that...you're welcome, I didn't do anything, but I just did a 'responsibility of the owner'. Anyway, I was rich at that time, and one or two stores still lost money. worth it."

"...I'm so sorry that Ah Yin is a poor ghost!" He looked at me with envy and hatred, "It's a pity that I couldn't treat you, a young lady, well, but a winner in life like you who doesn't worry about food and drink must be a winner. You don’t understand the feelings of people like us who have to save money to afford a sauce shop, do you? I didn’t give me three hundred yuan for a house, I really misunderstood you!”

"...Are you a primary school student?" Where's the logic? Hey!

"Even a parfait can only be eaten once a week. Ah Yin's life is really a failure! I am really a useless man, the legendary MADAO?" He sighed while resting his forehead.

"..." Aren't you restricted in sugar because of high blood sugar? !Don't add causality, you bastard!

"Ayin is wronged, Ayin is sad, and Ayin is bitter...but Ayin just doesn't say anything, Ayin is holding back!" He held back his tears and bit his lower lip.

"..." You already said it, hey!

"Oh, Ah Yin, I..."

"Ah forget it!" I held my head, almost going crazy, "I promise you, when I get my wages, I will buy you a sauce shop and treat you to chocolate parfaits and strawberry milk!"

"we have a deal?"

"Ah, it's done!"

Thus, the silver hour came to an end...

×××

After Xiaoyuan found out Yinshi's intentions, he successfully persuaded him to let him agree to live in the Wanshi House openly and aboveboard until I left-this is the condition for her to provide me with a ninja tool for free.

... Yinshi, a poor ghost, is already planning to sell his integrity for the money of a few sets of ninja tools?

But I'm so touched QAQ

After handing over the ninja tools to me, Xiao Yuan pretended to be the hostess and occupied the kitchen to prepare a loving lunch for his beloved Yinsang, of course, without my share.

I don’t really care, anyway, what she makes is just natto ＿(：зゝ∠)＿

In the dojo of Xinbajia, it is empty but unexpectedly suitable for my practice.Holding Kunai, I looked at Yinshi... the target next to me, and couldn't help feeling a little nervous.

You know, back then I was considered a top-notch ninja, but unfortunately I was so hard on things like kunai. Like shurikens, they have a flat surface, and when flying in the air, they will be hindered by things that are difficult to ignore. , so it flies around.

It was only after I tried many times that I realized that compared with throwing a shuriken, the resistance of Qianben is much smaller, and the most important thing is that Qianben is less lethal, even if I accidentally hurt myself, there will be no serious consequences.

Now, after many years, I touched Kunai again. I don’t know if there will be a terrible incident where Kunai turns into a boomerang...

"Don't worry, it doesn't matter if you miss the shot." Yin Shi saw that I hadn't made a move for a long time, so he couldn't help explaining me, "You are no better than before... Ahhh!"

"..." I couldn't help rubbing my eyes when I stared at Yin, who was covered in blood, dumbfounded.

Am I... hallucinating?Actually hit it?And none of them flew back? !My "dare to use shuriken = self-abuse" debuff has been eliminated? !Can I use a shuriken? !

The corner of Yinshi's mouth twitched, "Honestly, girl, did you deliberately aim at me?"

I smiled awkwardly, the conscience of heaven and earth, in fact, I was aiming at the target right... It's just that there were some technical mistakes, that's why... I accidentally injured Yinshi, right?

"How about...do it again?" I suggested weakly.

"Okay, let's aim!"

Gintoki reminded me helplessly, then pulled out the Kunai stuck in his head, and let Shinpachi pull him to the corridor behind me, and put a Band-Aid on the wound.

I took a deep breath and put on a pose, "Hey!"

"...Huh? Didn't hit any of them?" I scratched my head and shrugged, "Well, at least I didn't hurt myself if I didn't hit the target. It's considered an improvement."

"Arnuo, girl," Yinshi called me weakly, "Are you sure you are aiming at the target?"

I turned around and was about to reaffirm my innocence, but I couldn't help being embarrassed again, Wuhim, the eight kunai just thrown out just now, a lot of them stuck in Yinshi's body, and one hit his forehead.

"Ahaha, it was an accident, an accident... I will try again, this time you stay away, I will definitely hit it! Trust me!"

Yin Shi pulled out the kunai from his body with dead fish eyes, and slowly backed away a lot, "It's so far away, you always... ouch!!"

"...Sorry, I'll do it again in a different position!"

"what!"

"What..." QAQ

"Ouch!"

"Smi Marseille..." TAT

"..."

"Iam sorry!!" =mouth=

"..."

……

"So, why did you still hit me when I was already hiding in the house, bastard!" Yin Shi's head was covered with bandages, and his whole body had already fallen into a state of mania, "Your shuriken skills are already superb Let’s practice some knitting, and now you can be recruited into General Yi’s guards when you go out, okay! Yutingfan needs you, hurry up and find that hemorrhoid ninja and ask him to introduce you, bastard!”

I knelt and sat opposite him with tears streaming down my face, and I was 12 apologetic in my heart, "I'm sorry, I think... Maybe it's not my shuriken skills..."

"what is that?!"

"I think... it's Yinsang, you have the debuff of 'unconditionally attracting shuriken hits', and the attribute strength completely blows up my 'dare to use shuriken = self-abuse' status bonus, so..." So it was thrown out The shuriken will give up attacking me and throw it into Gintoki's arms, even if Shinpachi is by his side.

"...What the hell is that?!"

I looked at him with sympathetic eyes for a while, then shook my head and smiled wryly, "That's a curse, just like Li Jing's '100% being caught empty-handed', it is a curse that cannot be lifted. That... is from The malice of the big universe, at the same time, is also the bad taste of bad authors..."

"..." Tears fell from Yinshi who knew the truth.

"My condolences, Yinsang, we are all the same, poor people who have been fooled by God..."

Silver time, vomiting blood, died.

Shinpachi touched Yinshi's wrapped head soothingly, and suddenly asked suspiciously, "...What about me? Yinsang tried to let me block the shuriken before..." He glanced contemptuously Glancing at Yinshi, he said with some joy, "Although I am very angry at his behavior of selling teammates, it seems to be completely useless. The shuriken will still pass me and hit him directly... Could it be because I have a protagonist? Halo, the law of immortality?"

I looked at him weakly, and couldn't bear to hurt his self-esteem, but it seemed more cruel to know the truth but not tell him, so I said with a wry smile,

"That's because...you don't have any sense of existence at all...Mr. Glasses..."

Xinba, fragmentation, pawn.