[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

Yi wiped the sweat from his forehead and threw himself into the freshly cleaned sofa. He had just finished cleaning the house, and when he came here with the white cat, he was slightly surprised and pleasantly surprised.

A small European-style building with a small garden on the second floor is a symbol of the bourgeoisie. It is much better than the place where Yi lived before. Before Yi died, he had a roommate in the apartment, and it was because the roommate betrayed his address. Bring about murder.

Yi had to sigh again, long live the bourgeoisie.

The moment the door was pushed open, Ummmmm...

Except for being a little messy and dirty, everything else is fine, Yi told herself, so she started a cleaning that lasted for four hours, 32 minutes and 45 seconds. Of course, the time is accurately calculated by the white cat, and it is impossible for the cat to clean up. Bar.

It is also worth mentioning that the original images of the white cat and the black cat are not cats. According to the white cat, because cats are the cutest creatures in the world, their appearance as cats is more attractive to the host binding system. I am very unhappy, dogs are the most lovely and loyal creatures in the world, oh, except for stupid huskies.

Yi lay on the sofa like a dead fish and lay there for a while, the black cat held an envelope in its mouth and lightly landed on the glass tea table that Yi had just cleaned, scaring Yi to jump up from the sofa and want to Remind the black cat that the table will leave footprints after it has been wiped.

however……

Seeing the well-behaved appearance of the black cat with its head tilted and the envelope in its mouth, and the small gray footprints on the coffee table, Yi frowned, and in the next second he ruthlessly grabbed the black cat and threw it on the carpet.

"Please respect the fruits of my labor, thank you." After finishing speaking to the black cat, Yi turned her head and took out a tissue to wipe off the small footprints.

"..." Black Cat, I regret having recognized this host now, what should I do?

Thinking that the host is God and that he is an angel, the black cat told himself not to be impulsive, because he couldn't beat him. "This contains some of your information and documents." The black cat said after putting the envelope on the sofa, and it jumped on the sofa after polishing its little feet on the carpet.

Yi sat back on the sofa and opened the envelope, poured out all the contents, picked it up one by one, and the first thing picked up was the ID card "Name: Yi Delianova, oh, it sounds like It's a foreigner, which is pretty good. Age: 16 years old? I have become a lot younger, and I should probably still be in school at this age..."

"Actually, host, this is your admission letter." The white cat arched a certain leather certificate on the sofa.

"..." Yi picked up the ID card arched by the white cat with a blank face, and it clearly recorded student Yi Delianova, you have been admitted to our school Midtown High School, please come on XX, XX Our school reports.

"Actually, you should have guessed that you don't need to go to school to be a villain."

Yi Youyuan glanced at the white cat, although going to school is nothing to him, because he played various professions when he was lurking before. He is a university professor, doctor, and scientist. I understand, but it doesn't mean that he is good at and likes to go to school!Most of the knowledge he learned after joining the United Army after the age of five was related to combat, such as firearms, fighting, reconnaissance and anti-reconnaissance, bomb disposal and demining, etc. This is what he is best at and likes very much.

"!" Hearing that the black cat threw the pot and the white cat's hairs were blown up, he quickly explained, "This high school is where the superhero Spider-Man is. .”

"This reason barely passes the test." Yi picked up another notebook that was a bit thick

"Oh? The real estate certificate, the address is also in New York and Gotham." Yi

"Actually, the house in Gotham originally belonged to the previous JOKER. Now that you are the JOKER, it naturally belongs to you." Black Cat

Yi didn't care what the black cat was saying, but held up a gray bank card with trembling hands, this... is the source of happiness!

"How much is there?" Yi's expressionless face sparkled with eyes.

"It's enough for you to squander for a while, it seems that only when money is mentioned, you will have a little more expression." Black Cat

Yi shrugged indifferently, isn't this the first person to say this about himself?Well, well, animals are the first.

"You know, I used to be a mercenary, and I was paid to work for others. Money is not important, what is important?" After saying this, Yi went to the sink alone to wash his face with water, and then went to the mall to buy some necessities of life.

In a big mall in New York

Yi pushed the trolley forward, and there was a white cat squatting in the place where the child was originally placed in the trolley.Although there is no sign or requirement that pets are not allowed in this mall, Yi's strange lineup still attracts the attention of many people.

Yi used his usual expressionless face to reply to those who were staring at him, scaring away the onlookers with his cold demeanor.

When pushing the cart to the food like dried fish, Yi stopped her pace and quietly watched the dried fish in front of her as if she was thinking about something.

"Host, are you thinking about buying it for us to eat? Although we look like cats, we are still smart machines and don't eat food." The white cat was a little moved, but it didn't expect the host to be so kind to the system. !

"What are you YYing? Of course I bought these for myself, and I was just wondering whether I should buy one bag of each flavor, or a few bags in a mixed pack." Yi said with some sarcasm in his tone. Said, then calmly took a few mixed bags, and then took a bag of each flavor.

"See through! You are ruthless and unreasonable!" White Cat

Yi is a little speechless, who is making trouble for no reason?

"Excuse me, I seemed to hear your cat talking just now?" A gentle but magnetic voice came from behind Yi, oh, and a little incredible.

The response and physical fitness of the Iraqi mercenary caused him to turn around and look at the other party vigilantly after hearing this sound, and he was able to quietly stand behind him without being noticed by himself... This body art must be comparable to him, Maybe stronger.

After seeing the opponent's blond short hair, blue eyes and the iconic 36E big breasts, Yi immediately confirmed the opponent's identity as a super soldier, superhero, 90-year-old elderly, and a member of the Avengers. team leader.

Although Yi just stared at him with no expression on his face, Steve felt numb for some reason.

"Is there something on my chest?" Steve stroked his hair uncomfortably

Yi first denied that there was anything on Steve's chest. He couldn't say that he was fascinated by Steve's chest. It was the first time he saw such a big breast.

"No, besides, my cat didn't talk just now, but someone was talking in the communicator I put on it." Then he found an excuse to prevaricate Steve, if the system can't even temporarily fake a communicator, then Forget it, he still shouldn't trust the system to become a superhero or a supervillain, maybe it's a fake system of human trafficking or something.

Steve glanced at the white cat, and it turned out that the white cat was wearing something that was obviously a communication device, but the communication device was a bit too big, and it was not suitable to hang it around the neck, but it was not his own. Cat Steve was too embarrassed to mention something and could only nod to show that he understood.

"I'm Steve Rogers, nice to meet you." Steve smiled and greeted the expressionless teenager in front of him

"Yi Derianova, what did Steve come to buy from you?" Yi asked casually, shouldn't Captain America just call S.H.I.E.L.D. and agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. will bring everything with him For Captain America?

"Actually, I've only been here recently, and I'm not very familiar with many things... I made a special trip to buy some daily necessities. Although my friend said that he could help me bring the daily necessities, I feel that I must be familiar with these things now, so I come here by myself. Already." Steve smiled wryly, Yi Tan was just an ordinary person, he couldn't tell Yi Tan his true origin and identity, otherwise it would be easy to bring him danger.

"Yeah. Me too. I just moved to New York to buy some daily necessities." Yi said lightly, throwing a few bags of potato chips into the cart.