[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

The next day

"I've told Pepa that I'm going to have a press conference this afternoon to introduce them to our new members," Tony said, loosening his bow tie.

He had just finished the phone call with Pepa, and when he learned that Pepa was safe, Tony relaxed completely. He asked Pepa many times if he was surprised, and after getting a few impatient voices from the other party, Tony said to Pepa the business .

Regarding the introduction of the new members of the Avengers held at the press conference this afternoon, after Tony secretly told Pepa that the new member was Idrianova, Pepa hung up the phone and rushed to the Avengers Building non-stop.

This makes Tony very depressed, does Pepa know Yi?

Yi picked up a can of Coke from the tray brought by Tony's domestic robot Derpy and said politely, "Thank you."

Yi was stunned after saying this, and then remembered that the other party is a robot and doesn't need to thank him?

But I saw Xiaodai blocking it with a hand wearing a white glove in a very humane way... probably because of the shy look at the position of the face.

Because the hand was covering the face, the tray and the things on it fell to the ground, which caused Tony to roar with great dissatisfaction and said that he must donate you to the university next time.

Yibang Xiaodai put the tray back into its hand, and then picked up other drinks from the ground and put them back on the tray.

Steve stared straight at Yi, who was about to open a Coke can, feeling guilty for a while, and suddenly remembered that he still seemed to be a alive and kicking injury?

He obediently put the Coke back on the tray that Xiaodai was holding and took the carton of milk again, only then did Steve look away in satisfaction.

"By the way, boy. Superheroes never use their real names as hero titles, such as my title, Iron Man, but my real name is also very famous, watching Captain America, Hawkeye, Hulk, Black Widow, Thor, These are what they call the outside world, what about you? What do you want to be called?" Tony

Yi silently sucked the milk with a milky smell in the box, and he hadn't thought about what to call it, no, it should be said that he hadn't thought about it yet.

He also didn't expect that he would become a licensed, approved superhero so quickly.

Looking at Yi's silent appearance, Tony guessed that the other party hadn't thought about this question, "Then let's give you a suggestion? I'm called Iron Man, because the suit is made of steel, and your ability is sub-element, called sub-man." Or Sub-Molecule?" Tony

The sound of 'biu———————' was the sound of Yi accidentally squeezing the milk out of the box, sub-molecular man?

emmmmm, although I'm not as educated as you are, you can't just name me to fool me, right?

God is a title given by the weak and the protected to the powerful protector.

"Why do you call him a hero? Since Yi is so powerful, why not call himself a god? How about calling him a demigod?" Thor touched his chin and suggested, but before Yi could say anything, Thor interrupted.

"Do you think everyone is like you? You like to call yourself a god?" Tony rolled his eyes, obviously he thinks that sub-hero or sub-hero is more suitable for Yi.

"Why not? It's nothing to say that someone who claims to be a god has a high style." Thor frowned a little puzzled

"I actually think the second son is very good." Unlike Tony and Thor's incompatible attitude, Steve put forward his opinion calmly

The second son is similar in nature to the title of Captain America, and being able to use the sub-element arbitrarily is like the will of the sub-element, just as he represents the will of the United States.

"Assassin, Yi's method of killing aliens is similar to the assassins seen on TV." Barton swallowed the cake and smacked his lips. He had never seen the picture of Yi beheading giant creatures.

But Barton witnessed the way Yi killed the aliens the whole time, and he was not only quick but also lethal. This is simply an assassin in a TV series.

"Assassins? This won't work! We are superheroes, not some shady assassination force." Tony refuted Barton's proposal without hesitation.

Barton, who was on the verge of death, "Why not?! I'm Hawkeye, and Natasha is still Black Widow. According to you, aren't we a zoo? Alaska Thor, Iron Monkey, American Mickey Mouse, Green..."

Well, Barton didn't dare to make trouble with Hulk.

Yi raised her eyes and listened to what Barton said with great interest. Has Barton been hammered to the ground by the Avengers?

However, judging by the degree of Barton's death, it seems that the time before he is pressed to the ground and hammered is coming soon.

"Oh? Barton, it seems that you have been naughty recently. You don't want your salary anymore? Your wife and children don't want to raise it anymore?" Tony smiled bluntly. He is a majestic genius scientist + superhero Iron Man. called monkeys.

For Steve, who was called American Mickey Mouse by Button, he just shook his head helplessly and said, "Don't give us nicknames, Button."

"What is Alaska?" Thor scratched his golden hair. He didn't know what Alaska was, but it sounded like Asgard. It shouldn't be a derogatory term, right?

Natasha chuckled lightly and glanced at Barton. Barton immediately nestled in the corner of the sofa and shivered. "Okay, okay, he'd better not talk. At this moment, Barton also realized that he might be taught to be a man by others if this continues.

"So you guys have forgotten the theme of this time, Barton?" Banner adjusted his glasses and said, he wanted to finish discussing these irrelevant things earlier and then ask Yi about this time, and then he will talk to the laboratory tonight Have a romantic date.

"Okay then, let's vote to decide. My sub-man, Thor's sub-god, and Cap's second son." Tony said, ignoring the angrily shouting "Assassin" in the corner of the sofa.

Yicai rejected Jarvis's idea of ​​controlling the household robot to wipe the floor. After wiping the milk that he squeezed out just now with a tissue, he heard that the Avengers had ignored him and started voting for his title. .

"Ugly guy." Shocked, Yi hurriedly used the other name of JOKER as his own title.

Seeing that everyone turned their attention to him, Yi repeated blankly, "Let's call him an ugly guy."

Although the ugly guy doesn't sound very good, at least it sounds a thousand times better than the sub-molecular man!

The clown is another way of saying the clown, but most people only know that the clown is the crime prince of Gotham City, but they don’t know that the clown is also him, and Yi directly grasped this point and reported the clown’s story. a name.

"Huh? What?" Tony didn't hear what Yi said just now, and his mind was full of how to bribe Barton, Natasha, and Banner to vote for the title of sub-maniac.

"It's called an ugly guy." Yi repeated it again, fearing that others would not know what he meant, this time Yi added two more words thoughtfully.

He really doesn't want to talk too much about things that don't need to be explained clearly. After all, his current personality is a cool guy, isn't he?

"Hey? It's just called Ugly... Do you really not think about Sub-Molecule Man? It sounds as cool as my name." Tony asked unwillingly. He really thought Sub-Molecular Man sounded better. Great.

"No, I think the ugly guy is super nice." Yi tone sincerely rejected Tony's proposal, but she couldn't help but whisper in her heart, who will save Mr. Tony Stark's aesthetics.

Is the name Iron Man just because the whole body is made of steel?Think about the other party's combination of red and gold, well, there is nothing to say.

"Okay..." Tony said with a pitiful tone.

There was a pity in Tony's caramel-colored eyes.

Yi is about to blow his hair, he will not compromise, if he is a superhero with the title of sub-man, I'm sorry, he will strangle the white cat when he gets home soon and swear to God that he will only see him in the villain world from now on .

He'd rather be in Arkham Asylum or Prison 42 than walk around with the shameful and humiliating name of Sub-Multiple.

"Will you attend the press conference in the afternoon?" Tony asked.

"The new member of the Avengers is the ugly guy, I'm Yi Derianova." Yi said blankly

"OK. Then you can appear in the name of an ugly person." Tony snapped his fingers, he understood Yi's meaning, and concealed Yi's real identity from the outside.

Only let the reporters understand that the Avengers have added a new superhero named Ugly, who contributed to this operation to save the world.