[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

"Fuck you! Did you make a mistake?! Am I the villain? Why do you want to create a backup team for Batman? I don't have one myself!" Yi was very dissatisfied with this task, of course the key point of this sentence I don't have it myself.

"But this is the simplest novice test. If you don't pass this, you won't be able to start the later misbehavior mode." The black cat blinked its beautiful green eyes and said in a rather innocent tone.

"Shit!" Yi stomped her feet a few times to vent her dissatisfaction

The black cat didn't speak anymore, but was waiting for Yi to calm down. After all, anyone who suddenly told him that you can't do anything tonight when he thought he could do anything wrong tonight would be very irritable, but it didn't say that he was in the establishment of the support group. Sometimes it is not allowed to do some damage or the like, this can only depend on the host's own understanding.

After a while Yi calmed down, "Do you have Harley Quinn's contact information?" He had to prepare for tonight's carnival, and Harley Quinn was the clown's best helper.

"In your mobile phone, I have already replaced the clown's mobile phone card in your mobile phone in advance." Black Cat

Yi took out a purple mobile phone from the inner pocket of the tuxedo. This mobile phone is a color he carefully selected. Purple is really a beautiful color, isn't it?The color fits the temperament of the clown, and he also likes this color and the shape of the phone very much.Yi opened the address book, and what shocked him was that the first one actually noted Gotham Baby's head or an ugly Batman drawn with crayons.

Hey, did the Joker have an affair with Batman?So gay, so gay.

After Yi was chilled for a while, she scrolled down to find the second one!It is!Note troublesome Gordon, this is the call from the Chief of Police...

I can't see more and more.

The guy with a head full of straw, the dwarf penguin, the double-faced who has double the weight but no quality, Mrs. Arkham madman... After swiping through many contact information of these villains, Yi has been able to express himself with a straight face. There is no fluctuation in the face of these emotions, and the shock after the first shock is numb.

Finally, I found the name I wanted at the bottom. MyQueen's profile picture is a Harley Quinn laughing wildly, um... I think the ancestors still like Harley Quinn very much.

Yi dialed the other party's phone

"Oh! Mypudding!" Harley Quinn screamed excitedly from the other end of the phone

She was picked up as soon as she dialed, which made Yi slightly stunned, and then let out a clown-like laugh and cut directly to the topic "My, Queen, there is a show for Gotham tonight, and it will be a grand show starring us .” He never knew how to speak to women, so he chose to cut directly to the subject.

Harley Quinn naturally agreed to this request excitedly, and Yi set off after telling Harley Quinn some necessary events.

Tonight in Gotham City is destined to be a restless night.

Vanessa sat at the counter and waited for the bell to ring at 9 o'clock. 9 o'clock was her off-duty time. She prayed in her heart that no one who wanted to organize a group would come!If someone came to manage the association at this moment, it meant that she would work overtime tonight and she would not be paid for overtime.

She was replaced temporarily. The woman who was at the counter before was spotted and taken away by a rich man who managed the association. How lucky was that?Or the unlucky ones?

If the rich man treats her sincerely, she may be happy to live the life of a rich man's wife. If it is just to satisfy a momentary desire, then staying there can be described as hell.

While she kept imagining the woman's life, she saw a man wearing an expensive purple tuxedo with an animal squatting on his shoulder walking towards her from a distance.

She said badly to herself, and then this man in an expensive tuxedo will delay her off-duty time again!What a disgusting rich man!

Although she thought so in her heart, she had to work hard, because it was her boss who gave her money, and it was her duty to work, Vanessa raised a sweet smile.

It's a pity that what Vanessa doesn't know is that there is only one person in Gotham who can wear a purple suit, and that is...

"Surprise!" The clown raised his head and gave Vanessa a clown-like smile

"Ah!" Vanessa saw the fear of the clown in front of her welling up from the bottom of her heart, and screams inevitably came out of her throat.

But she had just made a sound, and the tip of the pool cue was tightly pressed against her throat, making her dare not make any more sounds, because she had no doubt that the notorious clown would penetrate her the next second she screamed throat.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Vanessa nodded in fear, and the clown put down his left hand after receiving Vanessa's affirmation, then picked up the gun with his left hand and fired a shot at random, bang——

A security guard on duty at the door who was attracted by Vanessa's sudden scream just now was injured by the clown. The security guard thought he was not noticed by the clown and wanted to sneak up on the clown, but he didn't know that the clown had already found out After killing him, he lost consciousness after being attacked by the clown.

"So sweetheart, I want to create a club. Gotham City's founding club must come here to register, please. This is really a rather boring rule, isn't it?" The words sounded extremely sincere, but his eyes kept The pool cue coldly pointed at the other party's throat never moved.

Vanessa nodded stiffly and asked, "Then what club do you want to create?"

"Let me think about it... How about the Batman support team? Let me tell you first, the leader can only be me. I really want to know the reaction of the little bat when he knows that I have created a support team for him, and the leader is me. Hahahaha." The clown chattered and even started laughing.

"Huh?" This sentence successfully woke Vanessa from her fear temporarily, what?It turns out that the joker who said on the Internet had other ideas about Batman was actually true?

In fact, Vanessa is a time traveler. This is a secret that only she knows in this world. She used to be just an ordinary home girl who liked all kinds of handsome male characters, including Batman. Later, she time travel When she came to Gotham, she originally thought that she would meet Batman and start a love affair like most of the novels. Later, she found out that she was thinking too much, the pressure from life, Gotham's various All the dangers make her calm down and lead a calm and ordinary life.

but now!The clown actually cared so much about Batman, so she had to think of the CP of Batman that her former girlfriend gave her...

At the beginning, she resisted very much, but now... emmmmm, the essence of human beings is so fragrant!

The clown impatiently moved the pool cue in his hand. Vanessa felt the pain in her neck and reacted immediately. Strangely, she was not as scared as before, and she also thought... the clown's impatient appearance was a bit cute.

She forced herself to calm down and entered the founding files of the Batman Support Club into the computer, then turned the computer so that the screen was facing the Joker. "All right, sir."

The clown confirmed that the establishment of the Batman support group and the name of the head of the Batman support group were indeed registered on the above. A certain handsome Mr. J

The clown's eyes hidden under the madness glanced at Vanessa strangely, then retracted the pool cue that was holding Vanessa's throat in satisfaction, and lightly jumped to sit on the counter and pinched Vanessa's chin close to his own. Face "Listen sweetheart, now I give you ten seconds to get out of this building immediately and then call the police about half an hour later, the clown planted a bomb in the R building, oh~ Be sure to call the police after half an hour! Ten, nine ..." The clown let go of Vanessa's hand

Vanessa immediately rushed out without looking back, "Seven...six...five...four...three...two...one!"

After confirming that Vanessa had left, the clown licked his lower lip expressionlessly and boarded the elevator next to him after the countdown was over.

After escaping, Vanessa held her beating heart and gasped for breath. Not everyone had the opportunity to experience the escape from the dead, but Vanessa found that when her fear gradually subsided, she recalled the clown Although the face is heavily made up, she can imagine how handsome he is under the heavy makeup through the shape of the face and facial features, coupled with the slightly magnetic hoarseness in the frivolous and neurotic words of the other party and the always cold bright green pair Eyes... Vanessa covered her slightly hot face with her hands, what should I do?I seem to be...in love.

urgent!My unrequited love is Gotham's prince of crime, what should I do?

The clown stood on the ground and held the pool cue with both hands, as if he had already used the pool cue as a gentleman's crutch. He hummed a small tune in a hoarse and sharp tone, which sounded a bit harsh, but of course the clown didn't care about it.