[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

The clown raised his head with a stiff smile, looked up at Batman who blocked most of the light in front of him, and finally said hesitantly

"...Batsy... hello?" He thought the Riddler would at least keep Batman at bay for a while so he could run away, but he just took a few extra glances at the Batmobile in the crowd before being caught up by Batman.

Looking at the clown Batman with a stiff expression in front of him, he was rarely in a good mood, and he raised the corners of his mouth that he had never raised before as Batman, and said with a half-smile, "Are you still running?"

After finding out that Batman was in a good mood, the clown turned his beautiful green eyes twice, with his hands behind his back and on his toes, sliding in small circles on the ground, and finally said as if he was mentally prepared, "...hehe...hehe..."

The clown laughed twice at first, making a feeling that the next words would be shameful, moved his mouth, and finally said, "Of course I'm going to run."

After finishing speaking, he threw the pillow hidden behind his back to Batman and started running over the trash can regardless of whether he hit it or not. Fortunately, he just picked up the pillow in time. Now it seems that it was a wise decision.

When Batman saw what the clown threw, he subconsciously grabbed it with one hand, and with the other hand, he quickly grabbed the corner of the tuxedo of the clown who was passing by.

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The clown fell to the ground, still with his face on the ground. This way of falling to the ground is really confusing.

Batman looked up and saw that it was a pillow with lipstick marks on it, and threw the pillow away with black lines all over his face. He stared at the clown lying on the ground and couldn't get up for a long time, and asked abruptly, "Are you still running?"

The Joker felt that his little swallowtail was still in Batman's hands, and he thumped the ground dejectedly. Sure enough, he couldn't rely on a pillow to confuse Batman's sight, and his nose was hit a bit hard.

After adjusting his broken expression, the clown sat up cross-legged and giggled while saying, "Don't be like this~ little bat~ I'm a good citizen tonight, you can't catch a cute, kind little boy who doesn't do anything. clown."

Batman looked at the clown incredulously, he was really thick-skinned, if the clown was considered kind, then the penguin could be regarded as one of Gotham's five good and high-quality citizens.

Batman didn't intend to chat with the clown any more, he directly caught the clown into the Batmobile, and handcuffed one of the other's hands and locked him in the car, this is to prevent the clown from sending him to the Arkham Asylum. Jump out of the car and run away, or cause him some trouble.

"Oh! My God! It's the first time I've entered the Batmobile, and it's exactly as I expected, very gloomy. Of course, it would be best if I entered this car as a companion." The clown said Said while looking at the inside of the Batmobile, completely oblivious to the fact that he was being handcuffed in the Batmobile.

"Seriously, little bat~ Don't you really think about lighting some spices in the Batmobile? For example, sandalwood is very good. But now I also like the smell of motor oil in the car, hehehe, a smell The smell of bats." The clown was still talking non-stop, but in fact his brain was constantly turning and thinking about ways to get out of the current predicament.

Although he was able to escape after being caught in Arkham, it just took longer, which would make it easier for him to reveal his identity.

Batman ignored the clown's nagging, but concentrated on driving.

"Little bat, why are you ignoring me? We have fought so many times, and I have been caught by you so many times, and you are still so indifferent to me." The clown covered his hand with the hand that was not bound. There was a pain in his chest.

"...Fasten your seat belt." Batman's tone was undeniably tough

"I'll do it if you tell me to?... Well, who told you to be my cute little pumpkin." The clown originally planned to hide it, but after seeing Batman staring at him fiercely, he turned his head away. He pouted and fastened his seat belt honestly.

Tsk, this old bat is really evil.

Fortunately, the clown fastened his seat belt, which prevented him from flying out now, but the seat belt and handcuffs strangled his body and hands still brought him pain, which shows how urgent the brake is.

The sudden brake made the clown's head a little dizzy, he shook his head to regain consciousness, his eyes cast through the windshield to see the scene outside, and then he was happy.

The streets were already in chaos, gunshots and explosions continued, the shouts of people from both sides merged into one, broken telephone poles stood in the road, intermittent sparks were constantly coming from behind the smoking cars, it was guns. flower.

It was supposed to be a gang fight, the Joker's eyes paused as he glanced at the vines on the ground that were squirming and attacking nearby people, and then he grinned, but it wasn't an ordinary gang fight.

Batman naturally noticed the vines on the ground, and he was a little annoyed. Poison Ivy should be in Arkham Asylum. Obviously, she has escaped from prison again.

Batman hasn't received any calls from Arkham directors about Poison Ivy's escape, and they probably don't even know that Poison Ivy has escaped under the 'tight' they promised.

"Oh~ it seems that you can't send me to Arkham tonight." The Joker said in a very complacent tone, he believed that Batman couldn't just leave it alone.

If it was just a normal gang fight, Batman could have sent the Joker to Arkham and come back to clean up the group of people who wreaked havoc on the streets of his Gotham City.

However, this is not an ordinary gang fight. As we all know, Poison Ivy is a completely independent neutral villain. Generally, she plans things privately, or cooperates with the same few solo villains, such as Catwoman and the White Rabbit. Category.

But this time, she actually got involved in a gang fight.So it's absolutely impossible for this to be as simple as a gang fight.

Batman glanced calmly at the clown next to him who was so excited that he was about to lie on the windshield watching the fight outside, hesitating in his heart, if he went to solve what was going on outside right now, he would just fall into the clown's way .

If the clown is not sent to Arkham, he will probably run away. Although the clown did nothing tonight, he does not want to let go of a super criminal who may bring trouble to Gotham in the future. Arkham is The home of the clown.

Just when Batman was hesitating, a huge figure jumped onto the Batmobile, and the smashed Batmobile shook violently, and what appeared in front of the windshield was a crocodile with a human body. Crocodile man with a head.

The clown whistled while staring at the crocodile who suddenly appeared outside the windshield and looked around. The windshield of the Batmobile cannot see the scene inside the car from outside.

"Hey, look, he doesn't seem to recognize what this means." The clown excitedly pointed at the crocodile man.

The crocodile man lived in the sewer for too long and didn't immediately recognize this car as Batman's Batmobile. He just followed the instructions in his head and stopped and destroyed all vehicles that wanted to invade the next area. The shell of the car is a little hard.

Now that the damage was done in his car, Batman had to go out and fix it and the group of people outside, and glanced at the clown next to him with 'Go down and fix it' written in his eyes.

"You come with me," Batman ordered

"Ah? Why?" The clown's expression was blank for a moment

"You think I'm going to deal with them alone, leaving you a chance to escape?" Batman said with a half-smile

"Then aren't you afraid that I'll beat you up with them later?" The clown asked sincerely, if it wasn't for one of his hands being handcuffed, he might have merged his hands.

"I'll prove to you that I can watch you and beat them." After Batman finished speaking, he untied one end of the handcuffs and hung them on the car, ignoring the clown's grip on the handle That hand dragged the clown abruptly, from the co-pilot to the main driver.

"Hello~little crocodile~" the clown smiled and pretended to be pulled down and staggered, and greeted the crocodile as if nothing had happened

"Aww! Clown! Clown!" After seeing the clown emerging from the Batmobile, the crocodile man couldn't even control his mind, and the crocodile man roared angrily at the clown.

It was the clown who framed him and led him to the sewer full of electric shock holes, causing him to be trapped down there and eat carrion and garbage every day, if not...he is still down there now!

clown!Nasty clown!To tear the clown to pieces and eat his filthy flesh.This thought drove him to ignore the control in his mind, and his powerful fists slid across the top of the clown's head.

Of course, the force of the crocodile man would blow the clown's brain, but Batman would not let this happen. He deflected the crocodile man's fist with force and saved the clown's weak head.