[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

The iron sheet was torn apart to reveal the dark passage inside. The Joker didn't enter first, but Batman walked in first impatiently.

After seeing Batman go in, the clown shook his head and started counting down to 3... 2... 1...

Sure enough, after the countdown.Batman was beaten out, and after seeing Batman coming out in a mess, the clown laughed loudly and said, "A bat in a mess that is about to be beaten to the ground! Hahaha."

Batman stared at the clown viciously, and the next second he grabbed the clown by the collar and threw the clown in.

"Huh?" The moment the clown was thrown out by the collar, many images flashed through his mind, including the image of having dinner with Peter, the image of watching TV with the Avengers and discussing the plot, and the final scene was frozen At the moment when Batman lifted his collar, did he already go through the process?

About three seconds after the clown disappeared into the tunnel, he limped out with a bruised nose and a swollen face. The clown glanced at Batman resentfully. He didn't expect Batman to be so vicious. It was much more vicious than when he beat himself up. up.

Batman didn't even look at the clown. He turned on the night vision mode of the bat suit and walked into the passage again. The clown followed the bat and walked in. Since the little bat has such good equipment, he can just follow him, anyway, Batman won't Watching him die in front of him.

Batman with night vision mode turned on is the same as you with the plug-in turned on. You can almost only see the fast shadow of Batman, the screams of the enemy and the sound of the body hitting the ground.

Almost just for a short while, Batman solved everyone with extremely cruel means. Of course, he didn't kill everyone, but let them hang their breath half dead. In this way, Batman's principle of not killing people was kept. Can teach bad guys a good lesson and they won't come back to make trouble in a short time.

Except for the clown =-= Even if the clown is beaten half to death, he will still come to trouble in a few days.

The clown fumbled to turn on the light, and the sudden light made Batman close his eyes unconsciously, and in front of him was an old staircase except for the wreckage (referring to people) all over the floor.

"It's up there." The clown pointed to the end of the stairs and said with a smile, the wound on his face was still a little painful.

Batman and the Joker started to walk up the stairs. The old stairs made creaking noises, as if they were about to crumble at any moment, but the Joker knew that no matter how many times he walked the stairs, they wouldn't break.

As they walked, they realized that the footsteps of only two people turned into the footsteps of three people, which was very abrupt and came from far to near.

Batman stared at the corner of the stairs vigilantly, holding a bat dart in his hand.

But the clown thoughtfully glanced at the plants on the wall that seemed to grow from old buildings, and he knew who it was.

With red hair, a green windbreaker, a pair of black leather boots and the vines behind her, Poison Ivy.

"Oh~ who am I, it turns out to be the girl from the vine, why didn't you go to play with Harley? I thought you liked to cling to her like she clings to me." The clown said in a sweet and sharp voice

However, Poison Ivy didn't make any move, but just paused for a while and directed the vines to attack Batman and the Joker. Only at this moment did the Joker realize that her eyes were red, which was a symbol of the other party being controlled, and his usual verbal attack had failed , Sure enough, language attacks are only suitable for dealing with idiots like crocodile people?

"Wow~ Bat, this beautiful girl belongs to you~" The clown fell down from the guardrail of the stairs after speaking.

The vines didn't follow the Joker down the stairs. Obviously, the instructions in Poison Ivy's mind prioritized Batman over herself.

The clown sat on the ground on a person who was beaten by Batman and watched Batman fight Poison Ivy with relish, ah... the human flesh cushion is not bad.

"Ah! Come on! Hit her! Yes! Die hard!" The clown was more excited than Batman who was fighting. I have to say that watching Batman fighting is completely different from watching the group of superheroes fighting in New York. New York superheroes fighting It is a sense of technology and magic, while Batman's battle is an absolute sense of shock, which will make people feel like a sage.

Batman soon discovered that the vines cut off by him on the ground with his bat dart would suddenly grow up and attack him, which brought him a lot of burden, and he was even attacked by Poison Ivy because of this.

"Hey! Bat baby, catch it!" The clown threw his sword to Batman, which was attached to his sub-molecules, and the vines cut off by the sword will not recover.

He didn't want to waste too much time here, otherwise everything he had arranged would be disrupted.

Batman took the Joker's sword with his left hand, and cut off a few vines, and then he was surprised to find that the cut vines never recovered, and found the correct way to deal with Poison Ivy. Just subdued Poison Ivy who couldn't sneak attack with vines.

In the end, the battle ended with Batman grabbing Poison Ivy's hair and smashing her head against the wall. The sound of Poison Ivy's head hitting the wall made the Joker's scalp tingle for a while, oh, this You have to open the scoop.

After Batman finished Poison Ivy, Batman quietly inserted the sword into the buckle on his belt.The clown walked back to Batman's side and first hinted, "How about the little bat, isn't the clown's knife easy to use? I like it so much!" So can you give it back to me?

Batman hummed and went straight upstairs, completely ignoring the Joker's hint.

He really didn't want to return the cane sword to the clown, not only because of the complicated design principle of the cane sword, but also because the vine could not be restored after the cane sword cut off the poison ivy girl's vine, which made Batman a little moved. There is something in the sword that prevents molecular regeneration.

If the utilization is modified properly, the vibration gold may be cut off.

What Bruce didn't know was that it wasn't because of the staff sword at all, but because of the clown's own ability, and that ability could indeed cut off vibration.

The clown raised his head, rolled his eyes, and followed Batman. Come on, he saw through that the little bat must be deliberately pretending not to understand, the scheming bat just didn't want to return the stick and sword.How can a staff sword be useful by itself?

Batman kicked open the door, and saw the Mad Hatter who was carrying a big bag and was about to jump out of the window. When the Mad Hatter saw Batman... the clown behind him, he trembled and almost fell out. Fortunately, Batman caught the Mad Hatter in time and dragged him back from the edge of falling to death and threw him to the ground.

"Yeah~ Long time no see, mad~hat~craftsman~" The clown squatted in front of the Mad Hatter and greeted him with a smile. Something fun?"

"No! Clown, don't try to take any of my works from here!" Hearing the clown asking about his new work, the Mad Hatter immediately sat up straight and shouted at the clown

"Come on, we have nothing to do with each other." The clown winked at the Mad Hatter.

"Don't be so close, we have nothing to do! Tell yourself that you have already damaged a few of my works?" The Mad Hatter said through gritted teeth. He was originally threatened by the clown to lend the clown two hats. Broken and sent back.

Later, the Mad Hatter refused to lend his hat to the clown, but the clown came to his room and stole several hats under the false pretense of visiting the house!God knows how his tall and thin body managed to steal his hat without revealing anything.

"Ummmm... that's 4, 5, 6, 789 tops, right?" The clown looked at the sky and raised his fingers to count.

"JOKER! I want to strangle you right now!" the Mad Hatter panicked.

"Hey -- it's scary." The clown said in a drawn-out tone. After kicking the little Mad Hatter down, he turned to Batman and said, "I'm sure Crocodile Man and Poison Ivy were both killed by the Mad Hatter." One of my magic hats has been controlled, as for the purpose..."

The clown raised his head and glanced mercilessly at the Mad Hatter behind him with bright green eyes. As he walked towards Batman, he said in the same tone, "That's Bat's strong point." Torture is Batman's strong point. Xia can always get the information he wants through torture.