[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

"Sir?" Peter looked back at Batman who was holding his shoulder with a lot of force in a daze. The other party held his shoulder with a lot of force, but Peter's spider sense didn't respond, so Peter didn't make any resistance. .

The moment Batman put his hand on the clown's shoulder, he knew that the clown was a fake. Although the other person's habits were very similar to the clown, it might just be a coincidence.

"Sorry." Batman lowered his hands to apologize, he probably won't be able to find the Joker tonight, this may be the Joker's tricks, but the wasted time is real and flowing.

"Ah, it's okay." Peter smiled. He naturally knew the hostile relationship between the Joker and Batman in Gotham City. He was the only one playing the Joker, but the Mr. Batman in front of him was not the only Batman. , he has been accosted by quite a few 'Batman' just now.

It may be that his face is not suitable for clown makeup, or it may be that he has no clown style at all, and his smile looks out of place with exaggerated clown makeup.

"Ah, look at that Spider-Man." I saw a girl in the crowd wearing a sexy tights and a hooded red tactical glasses. Obviously she was wearing a sex-transformed ugly costume. She pointed at the girl standing on the high platform. The person in the Spider-Man uniform screamed, and her scream successfully attracted everyone's attention to the high platform.

Wearing a spider uniform, Yi looked down from the referee stand, which was more than ten meters high, and found that everyone on the ground was paying attention to him. He stepped on the edge of the high platform two steps forward, and the people on the ground gasped. With the sound of anger, their attention was fixed on the suspected suicide Spider-Man. Jumping off this high platform is a rhythm for ordinary people to break their legs.

However, this height is nothing to Yi, not only because he is assisted by supernatural powers, but more importantly, he used to be a mercenary. After completing the mission goals, he would always be hunted down so many times and mastered various escape skills It's always good, which includes using any kind of things around to jump from upstairs without injury, and at this height, he only needs to grasp the strength when falling to avoid injury at all.

The purpose of his performance as Spiderman is only to divert Batman's attention. Sometimes the more exaggerated, the less likely it is to be exposed.

Yi took two steps back, opened his arms for a run-up and let himself fall vertically. His idea was to grab the survival rope hanging on the side of the high platform and swing down when he was about to fall to the ground, and then a superhero landed and performed a well-known Spider-Man's way to ignite the excitement of the students.

Sometimes, ideas always run counter to reality.

Just when Yi was about to grab the survival rope and go down, a black shadow passed by his sight. Yi, who was in the air, couldn't react at all before he was grabbed by a hand wearing a black glove and pulled into him vigorously. In the opponent's arms, Batman pressed Yi's head into his chest with one hand, and wrapped Yi's waist with the other hand and led the opponent to roll on the ground twice, and finally Batman fell to the ground and Yi lay on Batman's chest. The posture on the body is on the ground.

After watching this near-miss 'performance', the girls screamed excitedly and the boys whistled.

Yi felt the deep pain in his nose from hitting the armor on Batman's chest just now, propping up the opponent's chest with both arms to pull the distance away, Yi's eyes watched Batman's tightly squeezed eyes through his red Spiderman hood. The thin lips slowly moved up and finally moved to the other party's gray-blue eyes, and he was a little stunned, as if he had seen Batman's eyes before...

Batman lying on the ground looked at the boy he had just rescued who seemed to be in a daze on his body, and moved his body slightly.

Only now did Yi realize that their actions were extremely ambiguous, so she quickly got up and apologized in embarrassment, "Sorry."

Batman got up from the ground and said in a mechanically processed voice, "It's okay, I hope you don't do such a dangerous thing next time." The students watching the play booed a while, thinking that there would be something interesting to unfold.

dangerous thing?Thinking of this makes Yi angry.

According to my own calculations, this time would be a perfect performance, but as a result, Batman's nosy meddling not only ruined his performance, but also caused him to hit his nose. Bumped into Batman's angular belt, probably bruised.

"Yeah." Yi nodded, and then he was reprimanded by the teacher who rushed over, saying that he was not allowed to climb such a high blablabia.

While the teacher was teaching Yi, Batman slipped out of the school when no one noticed him.

In the empty school locker room at night, the students will stay overnight at Chengde University tonight, and the dance is at its climax. The students are still participating in the dance, except for Peter and Yi. They agreed to change their clothes in advance and find a corner to rest. Because Peter doesn't really want to pretend to be a villain, who made him a hero?

Peter faced the mirror and kept wiping off the pale base makeup on his face with a veil dipped in makeup remover. This was the makeup that Yi put on him. I have to say that Yi's makeup skills are very skilled and the steps of applying makeup are clear.

"Ah, it turns out that being a clown is so tiring." Peter sighed as he shook his hand that kept removing makeup and kept moving. He really admired how much makeup the clown had to put on himself before every action, perhaps more so than his own face. of more?After all, Yi said that he restored the make-up based on the appearance of the clown he saw in his memory. The things in his memory cannot be very clear, but only the reduced steps.

Yi, who was in the cubicle behind Peter, took off the hood of the spider uniform and wiped the loose green hair to her forehead before replying, "Maybe."

In the mirror, there was a clown face with exactly the same makeup as Peter, with a bruised nose. Yi casually wiped her nose with her thumb, and sure enough, she felt the bright red blood from her thumb and the tingling sensation when she touched the wound on her nose. Batman's nose bleeds directly from the knock on his armor, but fortunately the headgear blocked it, otherwise it would be quite embarrassing for the blood to flow out of the nose and be seen by others.

He may have had trouble with his nose today. When Batman grabbed the back of his clothes, he fell and hit his nose, and just now his nose was bleeding.

Yi took off her uniform and turned on the shower. The warm and transparent water made her curled hair tame, and the water flowing through her hair and cheeks became cloudy and finally turned from cloudy back to transparent.

After confirming that the disposable hair dye on her hair and the makeup on her face were washed off, Yi put on her normal clothes and walked out of the cubicle. Peter had already changed back to her normal clothes and sat on the tiled floor in boredom, waiting for Yi to come out of the shower.

"...Is, what's the matter with your face?" Peter asked

"It was knocked on the person who 'saved me' just now." Yi, he knew that Peter was asking about the bruise on his face, could he tell Peter that he was beaten when he was just out to make trouble?

"Oh, that looks serious." Peter

"Yes." His face remained unchanged

He went back to the ball and found a corner to sit and eat the food at the ball and looked at the various costumes passing by at the ball.

"Iss, what does it feel like to see 'myself'?" Peter asked as he stuffed pomegranate seeds into his mouth while chewing. Just now, two couples wearing the same ugly cos uniform walked by them arm in arm. walk by.

"...not very good." Yi peeled the pomegranate and said, although he only wore the ugly man's outfit once, it has become the world's impression of the ugly man, and now seeing so many people dressed so much like himself, it's amazing This feeling is like bumping into a shirt.

Peter replied to Yi's words with a deeply sympathetic expression. Many people cos Spiderman represents his fame has grown, but this feeling is really uncomfortable, but he has experienced it once and is mentally prepared , but it is not easy for Yi.