[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

"Ah...Master, you finally know." Alfred sighed in his tone.

"Ah Fu, from your tone, it seems that you already knew that I was a Joker?" Bruce was a little curious about how Alfred knew that I was a clown. How did Alfred, his housekeeper and part-time liaison officer, only know?

"Master, you should pay more attention to the superhero's internal website. It is clearly recorded on the website that Yi is an ugly guy." Alfred, he knew that his master had always wanted to abduct Yi back and raise her as a member of his family. .

He has always supported the master's decision, but after New York was captured by the Ziegtas some time ago, Yi became a member of the Avengers, code-named Ugly.

It's a pity that his master still doesn't know that what he wants to pry into is the corner of the Avengers, and Alfred has never told Bruce in order not to distract Bruce.

Hearing Alfred mention the superhero internal website, Bruce frowned. It is a platform for publishing information about heroes so that heroes from all over the world can get to know each other. Only information about heroes will appear on it.

"What? Ugly? Wait..." Bruce felt like he was going to lose his head.

"Yes, Yi Derianova is a new Avenger who is suspected of being a mutant who joined the Avengers not long ago, code-named Ugly. Sir, even if you pry the corner of the Avengers, you don't have to panic It's confusing to speak? After all, you haven't pried it out yet, have you?" Alfred said

Bruce's mood is more complicated now. He doesn't know what expression to put on to face the clown. Now the clown is not only a student, but also a super criminal, and now he is told that the clown saved the world? !

"No, Ah Fu. I'm not talking about the identity of the ugly Avenger, but, Yi has another identity, the criminal clown. Yes, you heard me right, the clown in our Gotham city!" Bruce rubbed Rubbing the throbbing temples and growling

"...Is that the clown who is often talked about on the Internet and has an affair with Batman?" Alfred

"? Where did you see that?" Bruce, although the clown has long legs, thin waist, thin buttocks, white skin and a pair of beautiful green eyes, he swears that he and the clown have never had an affair!This is absolutely slander!He can definitely sue anyone who slandered him for being related to the Joker.

However, Bruce didn't feel that it was not normal when he had these thoughts, he let them go, and when he later realized the wrong thoughts, things had become uncontrollable.

Alfred calmly turned off the page on the bat computer that displayed the title [Bat Ugly] sweetkiss.

"It's nothing, the news on the Internet is complicated, I accidentally saw it when I was looking for information." Alfred said in a normal tone

In fact, as the housekeeper who raised Bruce Wayne, Alfred has long regarded Bruce as his own child, and Bruce is not at home most of the time, but walks in danger as Batman. He also wants to pay more attention to his own family. master.

I accidentally saw fans about superheroes on a website. Among them, my master is also a long-term hot object on the list, especially the pair of Batman X The Joker. Alfred couldn't stop after reading a fancier related to Bat Ugly.

There are even comments like 'Batman just looks grim but is actually a good kid who cares about his family, Joker is an absolute madman can't be this cute' because of the character's OOC.

Of course, he has also seen fanciers like 'Super Bat' and 'Bat Cat', but Alfred thinks that none of these are as exciting as Bat-Chou, and the authors all write like Batman and the Joker really have an affair. .

Alfred also made insinuations about Bruce's views on clowns, and even informed the author of the Bat Ugly fanfic by way of comments or private chats to get the other party's materials.

Bruce was hunted down by Selena when Bruce was young, which made Alfred feel bad about Selena. In addition, Alfred believed that the people who got along with Bruce should be elegant and gentle nobles Mademoiselle, not some savage, impertinent thief.

Not to mention the super bat, Alfred doesn't hate the gentle Superman from the countryside, but Bruce hates Superman very much, not to mention the child raised by Alfred, how could he be a victim!He insisted on his family's master's position as the general offensive unshakably.

"Cough... The point is that the kid is a clown? Are you struggling with whether or not to reveal the identity of the clown?" Alfred took the initiative to mention the clown. He didn't want Bruce to discover some of his innocuous interests.

"Yes." Bruce, he knew Alfred would be able to guess what he meant.

"What do you think?" Alfred asked.

"I'm going to ask for your advice just because I don't know." Bruce squinted his eyes and looked at the sky.

"Actually, you already have an idea in your heart, don't you?" Alfred affirmed

"What?" Bruce

"If you decided to expose the clown's identity and arrest him in Arkham, you wouldn't have called me to ask for my opinion. You've already made up your mind, why aren't you sure about him? Of course, I would agree with what you did all options.” Alfred said

Bruce smiled helplessly. Sure enough, Alfred is the person who knows him best in the world. He really intends to temporarily let the clown go and keep the secret that Yi is the clown, not only because he is a superhero, but also because he is still a clown. student, but he will monitor what the clown is doing.

This is also a good opportunity, now the dark knight is in the dark, and the clown is in the light.

After hanging up the phone, Alfred immediately opened the computer mailbox and sent a deleted and adapted brainstorm about the clown's real body being discovered by Batman to a person whose ID is 'clown pudding'.

On the other end of the email, Vanessa was typing an article while eating instant noodles. Since she was attacked by a clown last time, she quit her job and became a fan author who wrote about clowns.

Because of her good writing skills, she earns a lot of money by writing fan stories to maintain her life. In addition, she is also the vice president of the Clown Support Club. To put it mildly, the president is Harley Quinn.

She and the president, Harley Quinn, maintained the balance of the entire support club, and occasionally they would tear up the support club of the double-faced person next door.Life is not bad, if Harley Quinn is the woman standing beside the clown, then Vanessa and other members of the support club are the people standing behind the clown.