[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

Yi woke up after a burst of eager (?) gazes, and the wound on his abdomen still had some burning pain, but he was so sleepy that Yi didn't even open his eyes and turned over, ignoring whoever in the room threw it. Sight.

"Wake up when you wake up." The other party's voice was almost cold, and Bruce almost knew that the other party had woken up just by looking at Yi.

This is the most basic method of observation. The breathing rate of sleeping and waking is different. In this quiet room where only the breathing of himself and the other party is heard, the clown's breathing changes can be said to be quite obvious.

Hearing this voice, Yi's body instinctively trembled with excitement, the feeling of these words...why...so familiar.

But Yi decided to pretend to be a dead pig, turned his back to Bruce and continued to ignore Bruce's call.

Who in this world can't wake up?A person who pretends to be asleep cannot be woken up.But there is another way to make the other party wake up, that is...

"Joker." Bruce growled, calling out the name that was like a shadow in Gotham City in his usual tone of night watch.

"Batman." Yi sat up and said with certainty, he finally knew where the trembling feeling came from, the clown was very familiar with Batman's tone.

After Yi called out the title of Batman, both sides fell into a strange silence + embarrassment.They see the message in each other's eyes.

Ah... you fell off the horse... What a coincidence, so did I.

Yeah...what a coincidence.

After a while, Yi suddenly had a flash of inspiration and came up with an idea.He decided to strike first. Fortunately, when he dressed up as a clown, his way of thinking and personality were completely different from Yi's, so he could use this to fake his essence.

"You want to see joker?" Yi asked in a serious tone, staring at Bruce Wayne seriously with green eyes.

Bruce couldn't see which trick Evan was playing. "What?"

"Joker is in my mind." Yi Qing said with a relieved expression, "You are the first person to know this secret."

"You mean, you have a dual personality?" Bruce's thinking easily followed Yi's words. The gap between the clown and Yi is really too big. One is a superhero in New York City who saves the world, and the other is Gotham City's super criminals enjoy evil.

"Yes, he knows everything I do, and I know everything he does." Yi said slowly

"In this case, you know JOKER is committing a crime, why don't you stop him?" Bruce

"This is what I'm going to say next." Yi "The relationship between us is balanced. When Joker appears, I can choose to sleep or watch what Joker is doing through my eyes, but I am a bystander. Can't control the body."

"Similarly, JOKER can't control this body during the time that belongs to me." Yi, he is very good at making up stories.

"For example, now, I can tell you clearly that Joker is looking at you through his eyes." Yi

Hearing Yi's words, Bruce immediately raised his head and looked into Yi's eyes. A pair of green eyes were like a deep pool. In these eyes, the distorted emotions that the clown was accustomed to were perfectly presented. The clown was hiding inside and looking at himself.

For some reason, the inner wall of the mouth became a little dry, Bruce said in a hoarse voice, "Then can you let him out?"

"Of course." Yi lowered her head and remained silent, her overly long broken hair blocking his expression.

The restless molecules in the air gradually settled down, and when Yi looked up again, he had become a clown.Even without makeup, he has a very clown-style smile that almost reaches the ears.

"Wow~Batsy~or? Gotham baby Bruce Wayne——" Yi said in a sharp tone, copying the usual clown speaking style

"JOKER." Bruce Wayne almost gritted his teeth and read each other's name. It was never possible for him and criminals to sit together peacefully, especially JOKER.

"Hello hello? I can hear you." The clown casually raised his fingers and looked at the clean and powdery nails and couldn't help but mutter in a low voice, "Oh my God, I must make Yi always put on nail polish."

"Where's the other clown?" Bruce asked, he was testing, the second clown didn't appear for a long time, but the second clown did appear after the first clown disappeared, so is it possible that the original clown His consciousness was loaded into Yi's body.

"Who?" The clown asked while searching for something nearby that could cover his face. He paused and said, "Who knows? Maybe his body is in a dark corner of Gotham City." Suddenly Understand that Bruce was referring to the last Joker.

"Can you give me the kerchief in your pocket?" The clown's tone was very sincere and he didn't look scary at all without makeup, which made Bruce almost dispel his vigilance towards the clown.

After hesitating, Bruce handed the kerchief in the pocket of his suit jacket, which was almost used for decoration, to the clown. After the clown got the kerchief, he immediately covered his face with only a pair of eyes.

"You are so sweet and sweet. I can explain that showing my face without makeup makes me feel uncomfortable." The clown blinked and said, "It's like some people are two people online and offline, just like Like Bruce Wayne and Batman." In fact, Igay's mouth was going up wildly under the kerchief.

"Okay, Gotham baby. Do you have anything to ask?" The clown sat up and buttoned his clothes, which should have been unbuttoned by Bruce when he confirmed his identity just now. "Oh, yes. I may not answer if you ask."

Hearing the clown's words, Bruce directly stepped forward and grabbed the opponent by the collar and pulled the opponent out of the bed, "You should answer what I ask, otherwise you will have a close contact with my fist." This is Batman's usual Menace, and it works on most bad guys, so Batman has tried and tested.

Although the clown has never been afraid of his threats, he still wants to try, probably because the other party is not wearing the signature purple tuxedo or exaggerated oil paint on the face, which makes Bruce unable to fully assume the identity of the other clown.

"Why don't you put on your cat ear helmet? That's more deterrent." The clown laughed and said, not afraid of Bruce's threat at all. "And you dare to beat me? This is New York, not your Gotham City."

"Really?" Bruce smiled meaningfully, and then hit the clown's injured abdomen with his fist without hesitation. He controlled the strength so that the wound he just stitched up would not bleed and crack, but it would hurt for a while .

"I never told you this is New York." Bruce

"Uh..." The clown who didn't expect to be really beaten up decisively confessed. "Wrong, wrong. What are you talking about." This is not New York, then it must be Gotham, and Gotham is basically Bruce Wayne's world.

Later, Bruce asked the clown a lot of questions, and the clown answered them one by one. After all, he was injured and couldn't beat Bruce, and he had fallen off the horse anyway, so why pretend.

After Bruce leaned against the clown and asked all the questions he wanted to know, the clown looked at Bruce pitifully, "What's next? Are you going to send me to Arkham?"

Bruce glanced at the clown and didn't speak, Yimo lowered his head and switched back to Yi mode, taking off the square scarf on his face.

"You can't do this, the clown is a criminal, but I'm an avenger." The dead duck was stubborn, Yi and his last stubbornness.

Of course, Bruce would not send the clown to Arkham Asylum. First of all, it was difficult for the Avengers to explain. He didn’t want to share with Avengers about the fact that the clown has multiple personalities. No, more importantly, he didn’t want to take the clown. Sharing with the Avengers, the Joker is a Gotham criminal.

But he won't let the Joker go, it will bring a lot of disasters to Gotham.

"I have already contacted the Avengers. Your luggage, including your two cats, are now in Wayne Manor. From now on, you will live in Wayne Manor." Bruce has long decided to put the clown on his own. His eyelids were down, but he didn't expect the clown to have a dual personality.

But it doesn't matter, the big deal is that the Avengers have a mission to put the ugly guy back to do the mission.

"Wait, wait...they agreed?" Yi's eyes widened, and the other Avengers were fine, but Steve, a person who always likes to bring himself into the identity of a grandfather, would agree?Not to mention such a big event as relocation.

However, for Yi now, moving the address is no different from moving the grave.

"You will stay in Wayne Manor as my lover, so they won't have any problems." Bruce Wayne smirked, and Bruce Wayne's identity was a good shield.

"..." Unknowingly arranged clearly, I cried, how about you?

So Yi started a wealthy life of fighting wits with Bruce Wayne and Alfred in Wayne Manor, and usually the final ending of this kind of TV series is naturally that the two protagonists come together to achieve a perfect HE.