[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

The speed of their fight was very fast, the knife scratched Batman's arm, the originally silver knife light turned blood red, and the clown spat out a mouthful of blood just now when he was punched in the cheek, the clown quickly threw the knife when he saw that the situation was wrong If you don't want to be injured or lucky to kill Batman, it's just delaying time.

While Batman was avoiding the knife, the clown quickly climbed up the window sill and stood firmly on it. After seeing the clown climbed up the window sill, he didn't dare to act rashly, what if the clown fell down if he was not careful.

Obviously knowing what Batman is worried about and making full use of it, the clown smiled and showed his eight teeth, "Batsy, are you sure it's better to take care of me now?" He said, looking at the building in the distance

"The special cell in Arkham Asylum will be your new residence." Batman's voice changed by the current came from Batman's mouth.

"Eh? Really? That's awesome... No, you know, I mean really bad? Maybe." The clown said nervously

"But in a few 10 minutes, that building over there will be blown up." The clown gestured exaggeratedly with his arms as if being blown up.

"Why should I believe what the clown says?" Batman asked with his arms folded, but he was actually waiting for the clown to relax before he could take advantage of it.

"Don't think so, my little bat. You know that blowing up a building is easier for me than eating, sleeping, and beating Doudou. Explosions are equal to fireworks. Fireworks at night are the best, aren't they? And you know I I won’t lie to you.” The clown smiled indifferently.

As soon as the Joker finished speaking, Batman's terminal rang, and Batman slid the terminal on his arm to connect to the call from Gordon, the police station.

"Batman, I just received a report call from someone saying that the clown planted a bomb in Building R." Gordon's serious voice came from the phone. At this time, he could only call Batman for help. As the police chief, he had no choice but to Not admitting that the police department is really powerless to intervene in this kind of thing can only hope for Gotham's dark knight Batman.

"I'll find a way to deal with it." After Batman finished speaking, he hung up the phone and stared at the clown standing on the window sill with his hands in the shape of a receiver, eavesdropping on their conversation.

The clown blinked and grinned after realizing that Batman was staring at him, "Look, look, that police officer knows too." Obviously he overheard the conversation between Batman and Gordon just now.

"Where's the remote control to operate the bomb?" Batman asked coldly

"There is no such thing, I specially prepared the countdown! Really! Do you believe me? What I said is true!" The clown was worried that Batman would not believe what he said, and even used a few more confirmations.

"You are really hopeless." Batman said angrily. He knew that the clown was talking nonsense on purpose. It was because of this that he felt double anger. In the past, the clown would always ask himself to snatch the remote control from him device, and today's clown actually lied that the remote control wasn't on him.

"Hey, hey! Don't embarrass me like this! I'm just a lunatic who stayed in Arkham! Little bat, you actually told the lunatic that there is no cure!" The clown muttered

"If you don't hand over the remote, I'll break off your fingers one by one in a while until you hand over the remote." Batman said cruelly

The clown gasped and asked, "What's next?"

"Then I'll break every bone in you and throw you into Arkham." Batman cracked his fingers.

"It's so fierce." The clown very cooperatively pretended to be afraid and terrified, with his mouth wide open and a pale, bony palm covering his mouth, the back of his hand with dark green nail polish falling on his pale face looked very pretty.

"You know, I always do what I say." Batman couldn't understand the clown's pretending, frowning and said in a deep voice

"You know, you can't catch me at least today... Hey! Mr. Bat! Come here!" The clown shrugged indifferently and completely ignored Batman's threat, and then he saw the black cat running behind Batman The originally bright green eyes became brighter with a brush. An arm stretched forward to summon the black cat.

Batman was taken aback when he heard the name, and then he felt a gust of wind blowing behind him. He quickly lowered his head and saw a black shadow passing over his head and standing on the clown's arm.

After hearing the name 'Mr. Bat', the clown gave him a name that he might have thought of in a few seconds, the black cat leaped over Batman's head decisively, jumped onto the clown's arm, and crawled along his arm to his shoulder. It chose to cooperate as best as possible when the host performed.

"Bat... sir?" Batman looked at the black cat on the clown's shoulder inexplicably.

"What? Isn't that a good name? Just look at how much it looks like you, it's just as dark." The clown raised the black cat on top of his head, and the black cat narrowed its eyes lazily." meow

"..." Batman really took a serious look at 'Mr. Bat' and found that it didn't resemble him at all except for its black fur. If it was similar, the cat had the same bright green pupils as Joker and a With a disdainful attitude, this cat is more like JOKER, right?

Moreover, one big and one small stared at him expectantly with their bright green pupils, Batman actually found it shamefully cute?

"Cough... stop talking nonsense, hand over the remote control of the bomb." Batman

"Tch, it's really boring." The clown curled his lips and took out something in his coat pocket.

Laughed loudly, "batsy! Go to hell!" After saying that, he slammed the object in his hand at Batman. After Batman turned over to avoid the clown's attack, his eyes inadvertently saw the object thrown by the clown. After it seemed to be the remote control, Batman reacted and turned to look at the window sill where the clown should have been standing.

Batman quickly ran to the window sill to look down, and lost his breath after seeing the messy footprints on the next window sill. He was worried about seeing a pile of clowns on the ground just now.

Although he really wanted to take the clown back to Arkham Asylum, but... Batman glanced at the remote control on the ground...

One day he will be sent in, and there is no rush for today.

Batman picked up the remote control on the ground and pressed the green button representing the deactivation bomb, so it should be over.

However, the next second.

Several colorful flags popped up from the remote control, and one of the largest flags reads "You are fooled, HAHAHAHAHA. -------- Batman's lifelong enemy JOKER stays."

Kacha -------- Batman squeezed the remote control into several pieces under a strong force.

Sure enough...that nasty clown should be sent to Arkham Asylum as soon as possible.

Batman forcibly calmed down his inner desire to beat the clown, calmly opened the terminal and contacted Gordon, "Hey, Gordon. I was tricked by the clown. He gave me a fake bomb remote control. Now I will go to Building R defuses the bomb."

"Ah... I was just going to call you to tell you that I sent someone to look at it before, and there is no bomb at all in the R building." Gordon