[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

Damian Wayne, who was supposed to be ordered by Alfred to keep a good sleep at night, was counting the time. He was lying on the bed in a black night suit, staring at the ceiling with his eyes wide open. That night suit was his Brought from the League of Assassins, necessary clothing for night operations.

As the clock rang at 0 o'clock, which represented the end of the old day and the beginning of the new day, Damian said silently: It's now!

He quickly got up from the bed, put on the special shoes that basically made no sound, jumped out of the window and climbed up the eaves, moving quickly and silently in a ninja way, and then folded his body and climbed in from another slightly open window .

After Damian glanced in front of him and found that no one else had noticed his actions, he smiled silently. Today, he deliberately left a window behind Alfred's back in the passage closest to the kitchen.

Suddenly, a pair of hands behind him silently grabbed his shoulders, causing Damian to scream out in fright, but before he could make a sound, he was covered by another hand with calluses and the smell of smoke.

It was already obvious who this hand came from, the only one in Wayne Manor who smoked!That's right, Jason Todd!And the person who grabbed his shoulders was naturally self-evident, it must be Dick Grayson.

Because only Dick would mess around with Jason, and there's definitely Tim Drake in this action!

The three of them always act together!hateful!They never take him!Obviously he is also their family member, their younger brother!It must be because I have my father's blood!Thinking of this, Damian struggled a lot.

Damian's action frightened Dick to let go of Damian's shoulders and ran in front of Damian, made a booing gesture to Damian and said softly, "Okay, okay, brother, I'm not joking with Xiaomi, I'm sorry. "

As the eldest son of the Bat family, Dick can always see through his younger brother's thoughts. For example, now he can clearly see Damian's displeasure and sadness.

Seeing Dick coaxing Damian, Jason let go of his hand covering Damian's mouth and let out a sneer, and Tim, who was hiding in the shadow of the night light, also came out in uniform, and he didn't Speaking of which, this plan to scare Damian had nothing to do with him.

That was the idea of ​​the seemingly mild-mannered elder brother who was actually a bit dark-bellied. Tim didn't participate in it, but he was the one who found the window was left open and guessed Damian's actions tonight.

But they didn't intend to tease Damian, their purpose was the same as Damian's.

Hearing Jason's sneer, Damian stared at Jason angrily and said, "Why are you laughing!"

"It's nothing... just watching you steal a homemade biscuit and still wear night clothes, haha, how childish. Can't you imitate me to be more mature and steal biscuits?" Jason laughed without hesitation

"You care about me?! It's better than stealing biscuits with a red hood on your face." Damian snapped back without hesitation, "Wait? You are also here to steal biscuits?" When he said this Damian looked at Dick, who was also in the Nightwing uniform, and Damian couldn't believe that they were here to steal the biscuit and not to play tricks on him.

Dick touched Damian's head with his hand and said with a smile, "Ah, we are indeed here to steal the biscuits. Believe me, Xiaomi, we originally planned to call you. It's not because we saw that you left the window so we planned to Here's a surprise for you. It will be easier if we all act together."

"Hmph." Damian snorted coldly and turned his head away from Dick's hand, "I don't need you to hold me back, I can do it by myself."

"Oh? Devil boy, are you crazy?" Jason raised his eyebrows

"Since everyone's goal is the same, let's act quickly. The longer it delays, the worse it will be for us. I checked Batman's action area tonight in advance. If there is no accident, he will be back soon tonight." Mu's speaking hastily interrupted the possible exchange between Damian and Jason.

Their target tonight is the milk tea biscuits that Ah Fu is trying to make on the kitchen table. Ah Fu has no idea how attractive his new biscuits are!But Alfred and Bruce only allowed them to eat two yuan a day, how could two yuan be enough?So...there was this scene.

It sounds a little sad that the Robin birds acted together just to steal the little biscuits in the kitchen?

After hearing Tim's words, the birds immediately stopped arguing. The lively atmosphere quickly became serious. Tim's words are always correct. Who made him a detective who is good at collecting intelligence?

Although the robin birds are always fighting with each other, the robin birds are single-minded when they act.What's more, where is there no quarrel between brothers?

They used the teachings from Batman and the Joker as well as some innate skills to approach the kitchen quietly. Dick, who was following at the end, almost laughed out loud when he saw this scene.

If Yi and Bruce knew that the skills they learned were not used in combat but used in crooked ways like stealing small cookies, what expressions would they have?

Damian, who was walking in the front, groped for the switch on the wall relying on his familiarity with the kitchen.With a click, the dazzling incandescent lamp instantly illuminates the entire kitchen interior, including the stove, refrigerator, cabinets, dining table, and... eh?

At this time, Yizheng kept his mouth slightly open, holding a small biscuit in his hand and feeding it into his mouth. His usual indifferent face still showed no expression, but his eyes were full of surprise, staring at the stunned people.

Neither Yi nor Robin Bird spoke, and the atmosphere in the kitchen gradually became awkward.

After a long while, Yi stuffed the biscuit into his mouth and swallowed it, and then gradually glanced at the Robins in their respective uniforms and asked, "The skills given to you by me and the bat are used by you to steal the biscuit?" If If they hadn't used concealment techniques, I should have spotted them the moment they approached the kitchen.

Jason, Tim, and Damian exchanged glances, and Damian put on the most innocent expression and said, "This is the big brother's idea. He said it can exercise our abilities." Jason and Tim cooperated Nod to show that what Damian said is true.

"Is that what Damian said?" Yi asked Dick in a light tone. Fortunately, he took the initiative to take the initiative and preemptive strikes, making them gradually forget that he was no different from the birds and they all got up to steal cookies.

As the eldest brother Dick in Robin, he has the responsibility of taking care of other cubs in normal times, and he must be the first to take the blame when the cubs blame him. From Nightwingman to Blame Man In an instant, who made him the big brother of the cubs?He must take the blame.

"Yes." Dick smiled on the surface and took the blame with tears in his eyes.

"Dick, how can you bring down your brother?" On the surface, Yi put on an appearance of an elder admonishing others, but in fact he naturally knew that Damian's words were all lies.

He still doesn't know what the hell Damian is?His stomach is full of bad water, and Jason is also a ghost. Tim is usually fine, but when there is a blame, he will stand on the united front with Damian and Jason.

"I'm sorry." Dick apologized obediently. Fortunately, Yi never pursued the whole incident like Bruce did, so it was always easy to admit mistakes to Yi, but Dick always felt that he seemed to overlook something.

And what Dick ignored was finally brought up by Tim, the smartest Robin, "You still say we, you came here at this time, isn't it just to steal the milk tea biscuits made by Ah Fu?"

A fatal blow, precise strike.

"Tut." It was discovered.Sure enough, he is the smartest kid among Robins, and he really can't hide it.But Yi still decided to quibble. "You guys still have snacks that are harmful to your health, and you won't be able to do parkour in the future. I'm different. I'm just an old villain. No one cares if my body is out of shape."

"…" No, Bruce didn't care.

Ever since the news spread throughout Gotham that the Joker and Batman were together, the villains in Gotham were agitated.What?Joker married?The object is Batman?Is Gotham still alive?Two people who were listed as the worst people to mess with in Gotham City by Gotham villains are actually together!

The villains are thinking about whether to take advantage of Batman and the Joker's wedding honeymoon and have no time to control them, and then wreak havoc and annex the Joker's territory. As soon as they make a move, they are jointly suppressed by the Joker and Batman, not to mention being eaten by a show of love. A mouthful of cold dog food.

However, the joint suppression of the clown and Batman is effective. There are fewer and fewer villains in Gotham City at night. Relax clown.

Tonight's night watch ended quickly, and Bruce drove the Batmobile through the streets of Gotham City, thinking about how to wake Yi from his sleep when he got home for a while, kissing her sensitive throat?Or do something else?

Thinking this way, Bruce stepped on the accelerator of the Batmobile and rushed back to the Batcave as fast as possible. Bruce came out of the Batcave with a bag in his hand. The place where Bruce came out of the Batcave was the living room with a fireplace. Is it a chashou bought from a small cart vendor after driving away the gangsters around?It seems to be called this.

It's an oriental food. Anyway, Bruce can't tell the difference between chao shou and dumplings, but Yi likes to eat this.

As soon as Bruce came out, he saw the family members sitting on the sofa, and the geographical distribution was like this.

Dick and Tim were sitting on the long sofa to the left of his line of sight. Damian even jumped on the sofa cushions and sat behind the sofa.

Sitting on the long sofa to the right of his line of sight was Yi, who was alone.Ah Fu was standing alone watching them from a distance.

Bruce looked at this obviously uneven number of people like watching family TV with Yi, watching the children gang up on the elderly mother on TV, although Yi is not very old and is very handsome and has white lips and red lips. Buttock cough cough...

"What's going on?" Bruce asked Alfred next to him.

"Ah, Mr. Yi is engaged in a family war with the young masters." Alfred paused and continued, "About getting up at night to steal milk tea biscuits." Alfred explained the whole process to Bruce again , but Alfred didn't expect them to get up in the middle of the night to steal cookies, just a few children and there are still a few children.

After listening to Alfred's words, Bruce consciously went to sit next to Yi. This scene made the Robins feel cold. It seemed that they had already lost half of this family war.

"Do you think I love you? Or am I good to you?" Bruce was the first to speak in this cold war, he asked the Robins.

The Robins couldn't understand the meaning of Bruce's tone, but his words still made the birds feel nervous and uneasy.

Damian said with some anxiety, "Father, you taught me the principles of being a human being. Naturally, it is good for me, and I have your blood in my body. I believe you love me."

"It was you who pulled me out of the abyss of vengeance to have the Yeyi I am now. I believe you love me." Dick

"Because of you you have the detectives you have today." Tim

Although Jason didn't say anything, his expression was full of affirmation.

Bruce nodded, "I treat you so well for Yi's sake." After seeing the shocked eyes of the Robins, he continued, "Who made Yi like you."

?This is too worrying.Robins think so

?Why is batsy so sweet today?Yi thought so

"Okay, as the head of the family, I unilaterally declare that this family war is over." Bruce put one arm around Yi's waist, and carried a pocket in the other, and went upstairs with Yi to the room.

This battle is 1/0 direct annihilation.

Ah Fu sighed and left the hall. With the degree to which the master dotes on his wife, he knew that this was a fight without any suspense.Only the Robins were left in the hall looking at each other.

Dick decided to take the initiative to change the subject, thinking that the brothers might be upset by what Bruce had just said by now. "What do you think is in the pocket that Bruce is carrying?"

"I smell the aroma of food, it should be some kind of food." Tim sniffed the residual smell in the air and said, tonight's operation really failed. Bruce made a fuss one after another, especially what Bruce said, it was very heartbreaking...

Of course, pricking the heart is false.Tim glanced at the Robins and found that they were all smiling, and Tim also smiled.

In fact, they don’t have much communication with Bruce. In most cases, the other party is working. Whether it’s Bruce Wayne or Batman, they are basically brought out by him. The combat training is that they challenge him, and then he replaces them according to the training. Choose the fighting style that suits them best.

Although they were surprised and scared for a while after knowing that the other party was a joker, they still liked Yi very much.

When Dick was brought back to the Batcave, his family had just died. At that time, Dick, who only had hatred in his heart, was very gloomy, and Bruce blocked his revenge. Bruce didn't let him kill his enemy.Later he saw on TV that his nemesis was accidentally killed by members of the Clown Gang.

And Dick keenly noticed that Bruce looked at Yi with helplessness and said to Yi with helplessness, "You can't do this next time." Since then, Dick has recovered his smile and started to train seriously.

Jason's hero name Red Hood is taken from the origin name of the clown. Jason is different from them. Before Jason was picked up by Bruce and Yi, he was a homeless man. During a certain process of stealing the tires of the Batmobile He was caught by Bruce and Yi who were in the car.

Then Jason was brought back to the Batcave and became the current Red Hood. Jason is not good at expressing his feelings verbally, so he chose to express his feelings in this way.

Damian is the child born by Bruce and Thalia in an accident. When Damian was ten years old, he was discovered by Bruce and brought back to the Batcave. At first, Yi cared about it and then compromised Damian's existence. .

In Yi's own words, if it wasn't born by him anyway, it can be treated equally with other birds.

On the contrary, when Damian first arrived, he wanted to assassinate Yi, his father's lover, but in the end they were all suppressed by force, which made Damian doubt his life for a while. Obviously, Yi was just a little boy who was taken care of. He was able to hang and beat him.

Later, something happened that made Yi and Damian truly agree with each other.

As for the story of Tim himself and Yi, that is a secret, a secret that belongs to Tim and Yi alone.

But now the Robin Birds are very happy to have such achievements and such a bright future. They just need to look forward to the happiness of their families. Yi and Bruce, the Joker and Batman, this pair of lovers who are not blessed by ordinary people, now have Their families wish them well.

"Food? Why don't we have a share?" Damian asked casually, grabbing dried fruit from the table and stuffing it into his mouth

"Nonsense, just like what Bruce said just now. His lover is not us, why would he give it to us. Don't forget that today is Valentine's Day." Jason said lazily with his legs crossed on the sofa

"It's so real."

As soon as I got back to the master bedroom, Yi pushed Bruce against the door, staring at Bruce's gray-blue eyes with a pair of shiny green eyes, Bruce raised his eyebrows, put the plastic bag on the cabinet next to him, and pressed the back of Yi's head to exchange. She gave a sweet and lingering kiss, and rolled on the bed while undressing while kissing.

Early the next morning, Yi woke up from Bruce's arms. He yawned lazily and felt the sticky liquid remaining in his body and the sound of Bruce's long and regular breathing beside him.

Yi blinked and decided not to wake Bruce up. Yi stared at Bruce's sleeping face. Bruce's hair fell messily on his forehead while he was sleeping. There is a shadow under the lower part of the body, and the corners of the lips are slightly raised, which shows how comfortable Bruce is sleeping.

It was half an hour after Bruce woke up, and as soon as Bruce opened his eyes, he saw Yi who was staring at him with open eyes.

"Morning." Bruce lowered his eyelids and his voice was still hoarse after waking up.

"Morning." Yi pecked Bruce's lips, "I want to take a shower, do you want to go together?" There was ambiguity and provocation in his tone.But he really just wanted Bruce to accompany him to the shower, and it was not at all convenient to dig things out of his body.

Bruce opened his eyes abruptly and quickly drove away his drowsiness, and said hurriedly, "Let's go."

In the end, Yi was pressed by Bruce again in the bathtub. Yi rubbed her sore waist, put on Bruce's white shirt, took a pair of scissors, and faced the mirror to cut her hair that had grown to the tailbone.

He has never cut his hair since he broke with SHIELD and responded to the call of the Avengers to fight Thanos with the Justice League. He is busy teaching Robins fighting skills. Bruce and himself The point is that he will always accidentally pull his hair when doing it. Now that I think about it, I just cut my hair short.

Bruce stepped out of the bath with a towel on his wet head. He just turned a corner and saw Yi standing in front of the mirror holding scissors and hesitating where to start cutting his hair. At this time, Yi was only wearing his shirt. , the hem of the clothes covered the buttocks and exposed the slender and straight legs, and this kind of temptation was not as strong as the stimulation that the other party wanted to cut his hair.

Bruce walked up quickly and gently grabbed Yi's long hair. Yi squinted at Bruce and said in a tone that could not be refused, "What? You want to stop me from cutting my hair? I told you that I must cut it today. Don't you know that? How painful it is to pull my hair every night."

"But I like it." Bruce's gray-blue eyes blinked. "It's one of the testimonies of our time together."

"Since you said so." Eaton paused and said, "Okay then." So he compromised with Bruce again.

When Bruce heard Yi's compromise, he smiled calmly. He had already grasped Yi's character very thoroughly during the years of getting along with Yi.

"Happy Valentine's Day."

"Well, happy Valentine's Day."

"By the way, what do you want for Valentine's Day?"

"Lipstick."

"..."