[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

Although Tony is cynical and looks like he doesn't care about anything, he cares about children very much. For details, please refer to his attitude towards Peter.

If it wasn't for the fact that Yi and the Avengers teamed up to eliminate the aliens and expose them to the outside world, he would not want Yi to join the Avengers even if he had a fight with S.H.I.E.L.D. trouble.

People are always afraid of heroes who can't be seen by them but hide in the shadows, like Batman.

Batman can't sweep most of the villains in Gotham's underground world by relying on his strong muscles. Mortal powers of observation, concentration, etc.

Listening to the Avengers talking about the clown and the clown, Bruce suddenly thought that this is a nickname that easily reveals that the clown is the clown. Should it be said that the clown is bold or that the other party is not worried that anyone will be able to guess? reveal his identity.

No, what he didn't know was that Yi, who was forced to choose one of the titles of "sub-element hero" and "sub-god", chose ugly without any hesitation.

If he is given another chance, Yi will definitely say the title of ugly person without hesitation again. He has no choice between heaven and hell, only his fate of being chosen.

Not long after the discussions between the Avengers and Bruce had just ended, Yi, who had just finished styling, came back.

The bangs that originally covered part of the eyes were cut short and crushed, and the black hair over the shoulders was also cut short and stuck to the neck. The dark blue gold-patterned vest wrapped around Yi's slender body, and the straight suit and uniform pants were cut tight. Next to Yi Xiu's long straight legs, one arm was placed in front of her body, and a black suit was hung above it.

The reddish lips were raised to reveal the canine teeth, and the corners of his slightly raised eyes were full of arrogance and unruly attitude. His green eyes were full of disdain, but he looked like a spoiled young master.

The big change in image shocked the Avengers for a while. They were not used to seeing Yi always wearing a loose sweater with a cold expression on his face.

Bruce quickly realized that this is nothing, compared to Yi's crazy appearance when she was dressed as a clown, this is already very ordinary.

However, that arrogant look didn't last long. In the next second, Yi frowned and tugged uncomfortably at the tight neckline of the wine red shirt bound by the tie, revealing a part of her beautiful collarbone.

So he hates this kind of gorgeous and useless clothes, what kind of feeling will he feel when he wears a suit to fight and kick people?Crazy feeling!

Besides, you can easily scratch yourself if you hide a knife in your close-fitting shirt. When he assassinated a high-ranking government official who was giving a speech in the city center, he brought his diaper inside his sweater.

When he was giving a speech, he directly pulled out the gun from his clothes and gave the opponent a chug. The opponent had checked any place that might be a sniper point, but he never expected this situation.

But the task is still a task, and he will do his best to meet the task requirements. He once had a task that required him to pretend to be a female companion to protect the target, and he did it, just wearing a suit. Just steal the enemy's weapon and attack it. A qualified mercenary has no weapon he is not good at.

It's just that his hair was cut short, which made him feel a little uncomfortable. Although the stylist said that short hair would make him look more energetic, he didn't think he was unspirited when he had long hair, but the stylist's hands had magical powers He was very comfortable squinting his eyes and drowsy. Before he had time to react, he saw the stylist holding something like an electric razor and shaving the back of his head, and then the hair over his shoulders disappeared.

Thinking in this way, Yi subconsciously touched the back of her head. When she touched the back of her head, which was already so short that it hurt her hands, the angle of her slightly raised mouth gradually disappeared, and her eyes gradually lost their color.

Seeing that Yi Zai, who was in a pretty good mood at first, suddenly covered the back of his head with clouds, the Avengers were a little worried.

"What's the matter?" Steve asked worriedly, looking at the dull expression on the back of Yi's head

"Am I... am I bald..." Yi asked after the corners of his mouth twitched and slowed down for two seconds

The other people who heard Yi's words immediately gathered around, and Tony directly pulled away the back of Yi's head, which was covered by Yi's hand, and saw that the hair on the back of Yi's head had become a short cut.

After only a second, "Hahahahahahahahaha... who is this stylist? I want to give him a raise!" Tony laughed exaggeratedly. Looking at it from the front just now, at most, he had cut his hair a little bit shorter. It's just that the hair is cut off, and there is not much difference from before, until I saw the back of Yi bald's head with a quarter of it just now...

Button couldn't help laughing either.

After listening to Tony's words, Yi's entire eyes sank. He can probably guess how ridiculous his hairstyle is now, and maybe from today onwards he will have another nickname: bald scoop.

"It's okay, it will grow. You look good with short hair." Steve patted Yi's head and comforted her.

Seeing Steve touch Iraq's head, Bruce also felt itchy. He had never touched the clown's head before.

Bruce followed suit and said, "It's quite tricky."

Hearing Bruce's voice, Yi shifted her attention from the fact that she was already half bald to Bruce. Yi glared at Bruce and stretched out her hand to hit Bruce's hand touching her head, which made a crisp sound. There was a loud noise, and Bruce withdrew his red hand as if nothing had happened.

"You..." Yi asked with a frown. Could it be that he is the one who assisted him?

"You should have guessed that I am the one who was asked to assist you in completing the infiltration mission." Bruce shrugged

Yi suddenly remembered that he had bumped into Bruce when the GCPD caused troubles and damaged the wires. Most people would make footsteps when walking, but Bruce Wayne basically had no footsteps when walking, so they bumped into it. Obviously, Bruce Wayne was trained in this system.

The reason, Yi guessed, was that this super rich young man lived in such a dangerous city as Gotham City, and had never heard of any news about Bruce Wayne being kidnapped. It was probably because this young man had learned self-defense skills, and his skills It's not bad, it should be said that it's pretty good, otherwise why would Tony ask to help him?

"Hey, give everyone half an hour to prepare the things you need, we are going to go." After Steve finished speaking, he dismissed the Avengers, and they still had to get the equipment they needed and put on their combat costumes , um... It's just that it's different from taking equipment, Tony just wants to secretly pack two packs of dried blueberries and bring them there.

Almost within a minute, Yi and Bruce were the only ones left in the conference room, talking to each other silently, and an awkward atmosphere permeated around them.

Bruce stared at him as he walked past him and sat on the sofa fiddling with his mobile phone. Bruce lowered his head and thought about whether to strike up a conversation with Yi, and how to strike up a conversation without appearing awkward. Expanding on a topic, Bruce Wayne is good at it.

But after knowing that the other party is a clown, he is always more vigilant and less willing to have too much involvement with the other party.

Bruce thought about it for a moment, but finally he was unwilling to let go of this opportunity to talk, and pretended to ask casually, "Yi, why did you become a superhero and join the Avengers?"

Noticing that Yi stared at him with some weird eyes, Bruce quickly continued, "I'm just asking casually. If it's private to you, you don't have to tell me." Just after finishing speaking, Bruce wanted to bite his tongue, he didn't Knowing if saying this will make the clown suspicious, you must know that the clown is a master of psychoanalysis.

Bruce's shadow was reflected in Yilu's eyes, which made Bruce feel a shock for no reason, did he start to doubt himself?

After Yi looked away from Bruce, he replied slowly, "It's just a matter of interest, I can be anyone I want to be." Then Yi showed an unconscious smile.