[Comprehensive British and American] Acacia Ancestor Transformation System

Yu Chunchang lost contact for two days.

Steve didn't know how many times he put down the phone that he didn't dial again, and the extreme anxiety was brewing.All kinds of dangerous and bad scenes have been lingering in his mind.

He sat silently on the sofa for a while, then made a call.

"Hey, captain, it's rare that you'll call me." Natasha just stood in Yu Chunchang's apartment and walked around the living room. If she wasn't 100% sure that the captain wouldn't know that she was here, Natasha would think that The call is to ask yourself, "What happened?"

Steve took a deep breath: "Natasha, haven't you been performing missions in the Stark Group recently?"

"Hmm." Natasha stared at the photo on the wall, her eyes slightly frozen.Her professionalism made her voice unwavering.Tilting her head and clamping the phone, Natasha began to quickly mobilize the information about Yu Chunchang that she had found before.

"So...do you know that Chun's work in England is still going well?" Steve felt a little embarrassed, always feeling that he might be spying on Chun's private affairs, but he was just too worried.

"Huh?" When Natasha saw the information belonging to Yu Chunchang's gender column, her voice rarely changed.Fortunately, the captain didn't hear it.Spring is a man... Natasha helped the sofa by the armrest, hell, how did she omit this important information! ? ? ?No, she carefully recalled the contact with Yu Chunchang these days, without any flaws.There is no flaw at all?How can this be! ?

myself, Natasha.Romanov, from the beginning of World War II to perform various missions, I don’t know how many black widows who have seen ghosts and ghosts, but they didn’t realize that he was a woman disguised as a man? ?

Steve on the other side is completely unaware of the shock Natasha experienced before experiencing himself.

"Didn't Chun go on a business trip to England?" He sat upright, "No matter how busy he is, he should report on his work, shouldn't he?"

he?Natasha raised her eyebrows, so the captain is very clear that Yu Chunchang is a man's business?

but……

"Business trip?" Natasha carefully flipped through the things in the apartment, trying to find out what was wrong, "He didn't go on a business trip, he resigned before he left."

"Resign? Why?"

"Well, when you heard the news, everyone in the company had the same reaction as you," including yourself, "Pozzi said that he wanted to take a long vacation for himself to relax."

Natasha flipped through the candy boxes arranged in a row, and when she opened the fourth box, she saw a bunch of folded papers.

what is this?

Movie ticket stubs?Coffee shop, restaurant, dessert shop, or even supermarket **?Several signed Steve.The receipt after Rogers swiped his card?And a handwritten shopping list, and a napkin with a rabbit drawn on it.

Leaning in front of the wall hanging, Natasha unconsciously flipped through these small notes twice.She didn't know why she wanted to sigh, and she became less cautious. After a while, she recovered properly and put it back on the spot.

"Then...why didn't he tell me?" Steve's voice was puzzled, even hurt, "Why did you lie to me? Why did you lie to me that you were on a business trip to England?"

"I can't get through the phone, it's like...the person is gone." Steve stood up impatiently and wandered around.

"No way? But Potts got on the phone with him when he got off the plane."

Steve stopped: "Then why didn't you answer my call? Is he... hiding from me?"

His voice raised slightly: "There is no reason!"

Natasha looked around, but she saw nothing out of the ordinary.

"Well——" Natasha brushed her hair, "There may still be reasons."

"What reason?" Steve frowned, what reason did Natasha know but he didn't?

"You know he's a man?"

"...Of course I know." Steve hesitated for a moment, thinking that Chun would definitely not be able to hide it from Natasha, so he didn't hide it, "It wasn't a problem a long time ago."

"Captain, I always thought you were dating." Natasha put her finger on the candy box and rubbed it lightly, always feeling that she had come into contact with a hidden and bitter secret.

"... Chun is a man, okay?" Steve was helpless.

"I've said it so many times. Natasha, I don't need a new relationship. I think I've adjusted well, I have my own life, I have friends. Everything is going well."

Um--

"Maybe that's the reason." Natasha looked at the candy box, clicked her tongue, and decided to add fire.She opened the candy box, then flipped it over with her hand, knocking the thing over to the ground.

"What rings?"

"I accidentally knocked over a box," Natasha flipped her hair. "Then do you know that Spurling likes men?"

Steve froze: "What!? What are you kidding?"

"No, I'm not kidding." Natasha opened the door and walked out. "He had two boyfriends, but they were not for a long time. In fact, they didn't last more than two months."

"……what!?"

"Captain, you may not need a new relationship. But, maybe, he does." Natasha dealt with the traces of her past with ease, and said frivolously.

"...that's impossible..." Steve sat down on the sofa, his voice very uncertain.

"Who knows? I have work to do, bye."

Natasha hung up the phone, then bent the corner of her mouth.

Things got interesting.

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Waking up in the morning, Yu Chunchang, who found that he had regained his male body, was not happy for a long time, when a cold mechanical sound suddenly sounded.

"Three months."

Yu Chunchang, who was humming a tune to install a calling card into the new mobile phone Tuo Huasheng bought, gave a tingling feeling to his back.This feeling was verified in the next second.

"You only have one week to find your next partner candidate. If you haven't decided on a candidate after one week, the system will punish you."

"Crack-"

Yu Chunchang looked at the crooked calling card and broken nails in his hand with a gloomy expression.

"It has been three months since you broke up with your previous partner candidate, and there is still a one-week buffer period. Please find a suitable partner candidate immediately. Otherwise, the system will punish you."

Yu Chunchang took a deep breath and lowered his head: "Since when did this regulation come into existence?"

"At the beginning. Considering the time interval of the limit manual, in order to prevent you from responding negatively, the time you are allowed to find a partner will be cut in half after every five failures. For the first five times, the time limit you are allowed to find a partner is half a year. When you start Very positive, didn't completely use up the half year. But now you have used up three months of blank time. Considering that you passed out without reading the restriction manual, plus you were very positive at the beginning Yes, for the sake of humanity, the system has won a one-week buffer period for you."

"Bangdang-"

Yu Chunchang slammed the phone to the ground and was quiet for a while.

"What if it's overdue?" Yu Chunchang's voice revealed a sense of weakness that was drained.

"The system will punish - annihilation of memory."

"What the hell?" Yu Chunchang sensed something ominous from these four words.

"The punishment for failure is different from the punishment for negatively responding to transformation. Negative punishment is very humane. As your blank time is extended, the system will gradually annihilate your memory. You will gradually forget what happened before the transformation, and gradually get along with this world. Integrate, and finally completely become a mortal. There will be no pain during the period, and after the punishment is over, you will not have any sequelae at all."

"Except that you'd be completely human."

"Huh—humanization!??? Deprive me of my original existence!???" Yu Chunchang was stunned, "Are you sure you are transforming the system and not something specially made just to torture me??"

"Why do I feel like all your bloody rules need to be reformed more than me being reformed??! What the hell are you?"

"All behaviors of the system comply with the modification rules, and you don't need to question it."

Yu Chunchang pressed his forehead and kicked the table suddenly, then his whole leg was numb and his whole body was weak.

Fuck——

"Please keep going."

Throwing down a routine non-fluctuating sentence that embodies people, nature, and culture, the system silenced again.

Yu Chunchang, who was so angry that he almost couldn't catch his breath.

Knocking his head heavily on the table, Yu Chun burst into tears in constant pain.He looked at the phone that he had smashed and wanted to commit suicide.Every time the system appears, it can drive me crazy, and this time I also let myself smash the only valuable thing on my body.

Fuck——! !

After maintaining the very unelegant salted fish posture for a long time, Yu Chunchang comforted himself.

It's only a week.

Yu Chunchang raised his arms, is it difficult for him to find a boyfriend?ah?Is it difficult?

Swinging away those blue eyes in his mind, Yu Chunchang had a fierce expression.

He didn't believe it anymore, how could he not be able to survive a mere transformation that would last only a hundred years! !

"boom--"

Watson was startled by the loud opening of the door. Seeing Yu Chunchang, who was full of black air, he shrank his legs silently.

"Hi—" Watson put down the newspaper with the recruitment information in his hand, "Did you sleep well...?"

"It's okay." Yu Chunchang was in a very bad mood, so he didn't want to manage himself at all, "I broke the phone." He threw the broken phone into the trash can.

"Oh..." Watson looked at the trash can with a strange expression on his face.

"Mr. Doctor, can you also pay attention to the recruitment information for me? Anything." Yu Chunchang turned around and said.

Silently confirming that Yu Chunchang is definitely motivated to get up, Dr. Watson picked up the newspaper and carefully replied: "Okay."

Yu Chunchang walked slowly towards the refrigerator, ready to get some ice cubes to calm down his feverish mind.

But opening the refrigerator door, he saw something more calming than ice.

He and the open-eyed 40-year-old man's head in the refrigerator looked at each other for a while, with black hair and black eyes, a little fat and a little blue.Yu Chunchang blinked, standing at the door of the refrigerator for a while, not knowing what he was suitable for.

scream?

"Don't open—"

It took Watson a few seconds to realize that Yu Chunchang was going to open the refrigerator, and jumped up from the sofa, but Yu Chunchang had already opened the refrigerator.

Watson stretched out his hand, not knowing what to explain first, is this just Sherlock's experiment?Or is this head named Bob?

"We didn't kill anyone. He's just a corpse...parts, legal." Watson scored himself a 9, and he accurately grasped the most important link, "He's been dead for half a month."

Yu Chunchang turned his head: "Legal?"

"right……"

Yu Chunchang looked at the head: "You can put your head next to the food after all?"

Watson intuited that there was something wrong with the focus of their conversation, but Sherlock's presence increased his resilience to anything abnormal.

"So I usually choose to find something to eat in Mrs. Hudson's refrigerator."

Looking at Watson's honest and gentle face, Yu Chunchang felt that Mr. Good Doctor might not be the normal person he thought.That's right, how can ordinary people reach a relationship with Sherlock that is...close...weird...higher than friendship but still refuses to admit that it is love?

"Well, like Mrs. Hudson said, you two are indeed two babies."

Yu Chunchang closed the refrigerator door, turned his head to look at the dining table which was already a small laboratory table: "I really need to get a salary quickly." His quality of life was almost ruined by these two men.

Watson shrugged. It's not so easy to find a job here.

Yu Chunchang went out for a day, and came back in the afternoon to cook a meal for Watson and Mrs. Hudson. It was rare for Sherlock, who had been missing since midnight last night.

Then went out to work.

Watson looked at Yu Chunchang who was fully dressed and went out, and raised his voice: "Have you found a job?"

"Yes, you can come and play for a while, watching TV is actually quite boring." Yu Chunchang put on his coat, "Blue Goblin Bar, I can buy you a drink."

john.Has been out of work for a month.Experience.Former military doctor.Watson: ...I'm heartbroken...

"Although I really don't want to do repetitive work, but..." Yu Chunchang pouted, "I need money."