When Wencheng woke up in the morning, he lay on the bed for a long time before he calmed down a little.
His dream came back again.
As far as the experience is concerned, it is perfect.
But as a "mature", "tough", "a president with a very domineering reputation from the outside world"... a big man, after finally having a sexual dream, he still has such a shameful fairy tale style...
The big devil in a bottle, the little fisherman who has been bullied and missed appointments, and the waves in the sky and the sea...
And those lines that are so shameful...
During the day, President Wen returned to his senses, and couldn't help but feel rejoicing—fortunately, this is just a dream, and all outsiders in the dream can't see it, especially a certain little fox that is about to become a sperm.Otherwise, do you still want his image?How to establish a reliable image in front of the little fox?How to show him the charm of a mature man?
In the past two days, although he couldn't catch the little fox, President Wen, who never fought unprepared battles, still studied some theoretical knowledge on "how to catch up with your lover".
Among other things, regarding the aspect of "taboo", many textbooks emphasize: absolutely not childish!To put it bluntly, human beings are also hormonal animals. How do males in the animal world embrace beautiful women?Relying on childishness to be cute?Damn it!The person you like is looking for a boyfriend, not a son!Therefore, all changes remain the same, just follow the animal world.
For example, you have to properly show your financial resources, just like the beasts in the courtship period, most of them have to build a nest first, and then give some small gifts to your sweetheart, so that the other person can feel your sincerity and feel that you are in harmony with them. After you are together, you will not have to worry about the future, and you can reproduce happily...
For another example, you have to show off your "beauty" and "muscles" properly, don't be slovenly like a fool every day, even the birds in the courtship period know how to groom their feathers, and then start a screen dyeing What the hell, even the beasts in the courtship period know how to fight with competitors, show off their strength, and hit the heart of the beast they like... You are an intelligent creature that has evolved to the top of the food chain, and you are always disgraced in front of your sweetheart Dangling around has a fart use!If you are ugly, change your look, if you are in poor shape, go to the gym!
Finally, keep in mind one sentence: Confession is the triumphant song of victory, not the clarion call of charge.Hold on to your temper, first show yourself well, increase your presence, and eliminate all potential threats, and wait until you are sure that the opponent's fighting spirit has been disintegrated before you show up and win in one fell swoop!Avoid being exposed too early, people will knock you out with a good card, and it is easy to fall into a passive position.
In one textbook, a famous quote from an ancient emperor was specially used to make a wonderful comment on the battle of pursuing the sweetheart.
【Build walls high, accumulate food widely, become king slowly】
President Wen felt very inspired.
It was Monday, and after calming down the emotions that were shocked by the fairy tale, he opened WeChat on the way to work, clicked on the little devil's profile picture [I want more], deleted and deleted until the end, and sent a sentence :【have you woken up?I remember you said that the leave is only until today. What classes do you have today? 】
Soon, [I want to] replied to him.
I also want to: [Yeah, the leave is only until today, and I have to go to class again, so annoying. 】
I also want to: [There are not many classes, and many of them have to be finished, and I will be completely liberated when the review week enters. Fortunately, I didn't join many clubs at school!I heard that the students in the student union are so busy every day that they have to prepare for the anniversary celebration. 】
Wen Cheng: [Take a good class]
Wen Cheng: [anniversary celebration? 】
I also want to: [Don't worry, I'm a top student. 】
I also want to: [Yes, if it weren’t for the fact that someone whispered in my ear as soon as I came to school today, I wouldn’t even know this happened. 】
In fact, for different people, the same world appears quite different in front of their eyes.
It's like this "anniversary" celebration.
It's all anniversaries, this year, and of course last year.
What activities were there for the anniversary celebration last year?If you ask Bai Yuze, Bai Yuze may not be able to tell you anything.
It's not that he forgot it in a long time, he didn't pay attention back then!
How do you say that?The excitement belongs to others, and I have nothing.
He took the initiative to keep himself out of the world, and the world also dismissed him, and it didn't matter if he was there or not.
But this year is different.
It has been about ten days since Bai Yuze came back from wearing it, and he has been asking for leave for most of the time - well, he is a self-willed student, part of the usual points for full attendance will be deducted, and he can still get good grades in the final exam.
The problem was that he couldn't be found during class, and he moved out of the school, and he hardly joined any school clubs... Bai Yuze seemed to have disappeared from the world these days, and many people who wanted to find him were so anxious that they were about to vomit blood.
Why do you want to find him?
"Freshmen have not been enrolled for a long time, and they can't take on big responsibilities. Juniors are busy with internships, and they really don't have time. As for seniors, some are busy with postgraduate entrance examinations, some are busy with spring recruitment, and some are busy going abroad. What can we expect from them? !" Bai Yuze's class monitor, a girl named Li Heyu, managed to change seats with the boy next to Bai Yuze during recess, so she took the time to fool him and said, "So at the end of the day, it's up to us The second is to take the lead!"
Li Heyu was still stumbling at the beginning, her eyes fluttered here and there just because she was embarrassed to fall on Bai Yuze's face, but as a strong woman, she quickly found her way, and the more she spoke, the smoother she said: "Student Bai, I'll just say it straight. Well, the meaning of the school is to let everyone sign up enthusiastically. One is the program of the party. As long as this is selected, there will be corresponding credit rewards. The other is the demeanor display by major. At that time, there will be a booth for each major. It’s up to you to decide what to show, not only current students will go to see it, but also outstanding alumni will come to visit.”
I also want to: [In short, it is said that every year to fight for this opportunity, those who fight openly and secretly are almost able to write a novel about Gongdou. 】
Wen Cheng: [Well, you should study hard first, and have lunch together at noon, we'll talk about it later. 】
His dream came back again.
As far as the experience is concerned, it is perfect.
But as a "mature", "tough", "a president with a very domineering reputation from the outside world"... a big man, after finally having a sexual dream, he still has such a shameful fairy tale style...
The big devil in a bottle, the little fisherman who has been bullied and missed appointments, and the waves in the sky and the sea...
And those lines that are so shameful...
During the day, President Wen returned to his senses, and couldn't help but feel rejoicing—fortunately, this is just a dream, and all outsiders in the dream can't see it, especially a certain little fox that is about to become a sperm.Otherwise, do you still want his image?How to establish a reliable image in front of the little fox?How to show him the charm of a mature man?
In the past two days, although he couldn't catch the little fox, President Wen, who never fought unprepared battles, still studied some theoretical knowledge on "how to catch up with your lover".
Among other things, regarding the aspect of "taboo", many textbooks emphasize: absolutely not childish!To put it bluntly, human beings are also hormonal animals. How do males in the animal world embrace beautiful women?Relying on childishness to be cute?Damn it!The person you like is looking for a boyfriend, not a son!Therefore, all changes remain the same, just follow the animal world.
For example, you have to properly show your financial resources, just like the beasts in the courtship period, most of them have to build a nest first, and then give some small gifts to your sweetheart, so that the other person can feel your sincerity and feel that you are in harmony with them. After you are together, you will not have to worry about the future, and you can reproduce happily...
For another example, you have to show off your "beauty" and "muscles" properly, don't be slovenly like a fool every day, even the birds in the courtship period know how to groom their feathers, and then start a screen dyeing What the hell, even the beasts in the courtship period know how to fight with competitors, show off their strength, and hit the heart of the beast they like... You are an intelligent creature that has evolved to the top of the food chain, and you are always disgraced in front of your sweetheart Dangling around has a fart use!If you are ugly, change your look, if you are in poor shape, go to the gym!
Finally, keep in mind one sentence: Confession is the triumphant song of victory, not the clarion call of charge.Hold on to your temper, first show yourself well, increase your presence, and eliminate all potential threats, and wait until you are sure that the opponent's fighting spirit has been disintegrated before you show up and win in one fell swoop!Avoid being exposed too early, people will knock you out with a good card, and it is easy to fall into a passive position.
In one textbook, a famous quote from an ancient emperor was specially used to make a wonderful comment on the battle of pursuing the sweetheart.
【Build walls high, accumulate food widely, become king slowly】
President Wen felt very inspired.
It was Monday, and after calming down the emotions that were shocked by the fairy tale, he opened WeChat on the way to work, clicked on the little devil's profile picture [I want more], deleted and deleted until the end, and sent a sentence :【have you woken up?I remember you said that the leave is only until today. What classes do you have today? 】
Soon, [I want to] replied to him.
I also want to: [Yeah, the leave is only until today, and I have to go to class again, so annoying. 】
I also want to: [There are not many classes, and many of them have to be finished, and I will be completely liberated when the review week enters. Fortunately, I didn't join many clubs at school!I heard that the students in the student union are so busy every day that they have to prepare for the anniversary celebration. 】
Wen Cheng: [Take a good class]
Wen Cheng: [anniversary celebration? 】
I also want to: [Don't worry, I'm a top student. 】
I also want to: [Yes, if it weren’t for the fact that someone whispered in my ear as soon as I came to school today, I wouldn’t even know this happened. 】
In fact, for different people, the same world appears quite different in front of their eyes.
It's like this "anniversary" celebration.
It's all anniversaries, this year, and of course last year.
What activities were there for the anniversary celebration last year?If you ask Bai Yuze, Bai Yuze may not be able to tell you anything.
It's not that he forgot it in a long time, he didn't pay attention back then!
How do you say that?The excitement belongs to others, and I have nothing.
He took the initiative to keep himself out of the world, and the world also dismissed him, and it didn't matter if he was there or not.
But this year is different.
It has been about ten days since Bai Yuze came back from wearing it, and he has been asking for leave for most of the time - well, he is a self-willed student, part of the usual points for full attendance will be deducted, and he can still get good grades in the final exam.
The problem was that he couldn't be found during class, and he moved out of the school, and he hardly joined any school clubs... Bai Yuze seemed to have disappeared from the world these days, and many people who wanted to find him were so anxious that they were about to vomit blood.
Why do you want to find him?
"Freshmen have not been enrolled for a long time, and they can't take on big responsibilities. Juniors are busy with internships, and they really don't have time. As for seniors, some are busy with postgraduate entrance examinations, some are busy with spring recruitment, and some are busy going abroad. What can we expect from them? !" Bai Yuze's class monitor, a girl named Li Heyu, managed to change seats with the boy next to Bai Yuze during recess, so she took the time to fool him and said, "So at the end of the day, it's up to us The second is to take the lead!"
Li Heyu was still stumbling at the beginning, her eyes fluttered here and there just because she was embarrassed to fall on Bai Yuze's face, but as a strong woman, she quickly found her way, and the more she spoke, the smoother she said: "Student Bai, I'll just say it straight. Well, the meaning of the school is to let everyone sign up enthusiastically. One is the program of the party. As long as this is selected, there will be corresponding credit rewards. The other is the demeanor display by major. At that time, there will be a booth for each major. It’s up to you to decide what to show, not only current students will go to see it, but also outstanding alumni will come to visit.”
I also want to: [In short, it is said that every year to fight for this opportunity, those who fight openly and secretly are almost able to write a novel about Gongdou. 】
Wen Cheng: [Well, you should study hard first, and have lunch together at noon, we'll talk about it later. 】
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