It's really a ghost [Comprehensive]

Avengers Tower

When Bruce Banner came to the top floor, Tony Stark's exclusive floor, members of the Avengers, Natasha Romanoff and Hawkeye Claret Barton, were already there, and they were sitting in a row On the couch, there is a pile of snacks in front of it.Seeing him coming, Hawkeye bit the popcorn and greeted him vaguely: "Doctor, you are here, you missed the first round."

Dr. Banner looked around for a week, and found that, as Jarvis had informed him earlier, there were more strangers on this floor, a curly-haired man in a slim long coat was confronting Stark, the owner of the building, and the United States Captain Steven Rogers is next to them with a look of embarrassment, as if trying to pull a fight?

Captain America said bitterly to Stark: "Tony, can we let the guests sit down and have a good talk? You are very rude."

Stark rolled his eyes impatiently at the tone of the elders educating the juniors, "This is a popular way of greeting in the new century, old Popsicle, if you don't understand, just go away, maybe you want me to talk about children Don't interrupt, my lord, Uncle Rogers?"

Curly, who was wearing a long coat, sneered, "Don't pull me in if you're too young and childish."

Stark suddenly realized: "Yes, of course you, an old antique from the Victorian period, cannot be brought in. If your age is really counted, it will be the sum of all of us present."

There was a trace of strangeness in Curly's eyes, and while his brain was running at high speed, it did not prevent him from spraying the venom: "If you observe with your eyes, you will know which era I am from, so you can see that you have lowered the entire building. The IQ of the building."

Stark shamelessly accepted the other party's 'praise': "Thank you for your praise, everyone calls me a genius, the greatest inventor of the 21st century."

Curly immediately answered: "Very well, now the ability to comprehend is also hindered. As for the so-called titles you mentioned, just listen to them, no one will take them seriously."

"The second round has begun!" Hawkeye, who was watching the excitement, said excitedly. Captain America, who had failed to persuade the fight and was still unable to intervene, stepped out of the 'stage' embarrassingly. Natasha's carefree comfort He said a word to him, and handed him a glass of Coke.

Dr. Banner, who came late, took off his glasses and wiped them. "What's the situation now? I thought I came up to discuss the aliens who traveled through time and space."

"Jarvis told you that? He told us that someone who could compete with Tie Can'er in terms of mouth skills appeared, so we came here. What about you, Captain?" No one could speak so clearly except Hawkeye.

Captain America Rogers didn't touch the Coke, and replied with a frown, "Jarvis said Tony got into a fight." So he came up.

Dr. Banner put on glasses, what is this, Jarvis tricked them? "Do you know who he is? Doesn't look like a Victorian to me?"

Natasha said delicately, "Jarvis said he called himself Sherlock Holmes."

"Is that the Sherlock Holmes I thought of?" Victorian era + Sherlock Holmes, this is self-evident, but the young man now is obviously in modern attire.

"I don't know if it's the great detective Sherlock Holmes you're thinking of, but this Sherlock Holmes also has a good friend, no, his roommate is John Watson." Hawkeye said with relish, he not only ate with relish, but also watched With relish.

Dr. Banner put forward a professional opinion: "Parallel universes? Resonance between the Victorian era and the [-]th century?" The voice brought the doctor back to reality from his own thoughts, and he coughed: "I heard Jarvis said it wasn't two people? What about the other one?"

"Oh, doctor, you two will have a common language. She is discussing with Jarvis what you just said." Hawkeye pointed Dr. Banner in the direction.Compared to watching Tony arguing with others, the doctor still prefers calm topics, so he walked towards another visitor from space, a young Asian lady.After listening to what the other party said, the doctor nodded secretly. It sounded like a colleague.He greeted people with a smile: "Hi, I'm Bruce Banner."

"Hello, I'm Lin Ai, just call me Irene." Wearing a blue and white color-block sweater and skinny jeans, Irene, who was dressed simply, smiled innocently at Dr. Banner, her black and white eyes were clear and innocent , making her look safe and harmless.

Although he knew in his heart that the two of them were aliens and their identities were unknown, Dr. Banner felt that it was okay to have academic exchanges with her that did not involve sensitive topics, and Tony Zuipao had bombarded celebrities and government officials from all walks of life. Stark and Sherlock Zuipao have bombarded the entire Scottish Sherlock Holmes and have started the third wave of mutual ridicule.

Stark scanned Sherlock's shirt and said firmly, "Gay, look at the gay purple you're wearing!"

Sherlock, who was brought up on the topic of gay purple again, denied it: "It's not gay. Playboy, your girlfriend broke up with you because of your romantic history."

A hint of surprise flashed in Stark's eyes, but he didn't lose the battle: "We have different personalities, but you and your good roommate are very compatible. Thank you for the two ladies you left behind."

Sherlock's peripheral vision fell on his girlfriend, and he decisively defended this kind of thing: "You who can come to the ridiculous conclusion that John and I are a couple are really lowering the IQ of the whole building every moment .”

Stark pouted: "No, I was wrong just now, I should thank the three ladies you left behind. In addition to your good roommate being broken by you, the big villain Moriarty is also falling in love with you , you all ended up dying in love at the Reichenbach Falls, so your good roommate can only sadly marry a woman."

"I just said that I thought it was weird when I watched it, so that's how it is." Hawkeye pretended to be enlightened, and the US team who had watched "The Collection of Sherlock Holmes" seriously corrected him: "You remember wrongly, Watson's marriage happened in Four years before the duel between Holmes and Moriarty."

Natasha said casually: "Really?"

Rogers nodded: "Of course, I have carefully taken notes. Holmes was 33 years old when Watson got married, and Holmes was 37 years old when the Reichenbach Falls incident happened."

Natasha echoed without distraction: "That's it."

Hawkeye lowered his head and ate.

On the other side, the conversation between Dr. Banner and Irene was coming to an end when he heard this passage. The doctor was aroused and asked casually, "Are you a colleague of that Sherlock Holmes?"

Erin tilted her head, blinked her eyes, "He's my boyfriend...probably."

Dr. Banner: "..." The girl was so calm, he was not sure if she was joking, in order not to let the conversation between them go in an uneasy direction, he pushed his glasses: "Let's continue Let’s talk about the well that allows you to travel to the parallel universe. As a carrier for traveling through time and space, what kind of energy is it powered by? Have you done any detailed research?”

Irene's attention was drawn back to scientific research, and what they said had a good origin: as early as Irene's first time travel, she came to Sherlock from her world, and her boyfriend ...before Bar's world, that well came to her world.And its owner is Sadako, Sadako was brought to her world by a box of video, but at that time she didn't know Sadako's reputation in the horror world, she thought she was just a fierce ghost with high combat value, but Facts have proved that Sadako is easy to get along with, and she even cooked delicious Japanese food for her, that is, there was an extra well in her yard that day.

Besides, she and Sherlock came to this world full of superheroes, aliens, and Norse gods—through her communication with Jarvis and Mr. Banner just now, she had a preliminary understanding of this world. To understand—it is through the well that can accommodate all rivers, no, it is the well that can connect different universes and time and space.

So it is difficult to really talk about the scientific knowledge contained in it.Irene saw the movement of this floor in her eyes, she didn't want to be 'bullied', especially Sherlock was still arguing with the owner of this building, and of course she also wanted to have a more in-depth academic exchange with Dr. Banner, she Blinking his eyes, he said, "Before I talk to you carefully, I think I need to demonstrate the next little experiment to you. Jarvis, can you give me some paper? Ordinary paper is fine."

The smart butler Jarvis said in an elegant British accent: "As you wish, Ms. Ai."

The three superheroes who were sitting on the sofa watching the play actually divided part of their attention on Irene, exchanged glances calmly, and stood still for the time being. At this time, Stark and Sherlock were no longer gay. The topic of gay and gay has shifted to height.

Hawkeye chuckled, "I like this part."

Sherlock looked down at Stark: "You not only lowered the whole building by a block in IQ, but also in height."

Stark mocked Sherlock: "The guy whose height is all above his face has no right to dictate my height."

Sherlock glanced at Stark up and down, and came to a conclusion in the blink of an eye: "The net height is actually 1.7 meters 1.7, what is your official height? [-] meters [-]? I have to say that inner heightening is an epoch-making invention."

Stark, who was told about his actual height, had no embarrassment at all: "That's really embarrassing, now is the era of equality between men and women, women can wear high heels, why can't men wear them? Or do you discriminate against women? Or are you British? Well, there is no gentleman spirit at all. No wonder the beautiful lady who came with you has been ignoring you since she came. Oh, she has a good conversation with Bruce now, beautiful lady, I don’t know if I have Honored to know your name?"

As Stark said, he walked towards Irene and the others. Sherlock's face turned dark immediately, and he easily passed Stark who was being attacked. He came to Irene first, his eyes were firm and full of possession. Desire, that is the eyes of the lover.

The trio sitting on the couch actually didn't pay much attention to the witty front of their two gunsmiths, and put them all on the side of Irene and Dr. Banner.Now they watched Stark walk over with his eyes rolled, and raised his brows at the Iron Man suit that appeared at some time: "Jarvis, why did you call out my suit, even if it's a new one?" One of the guests who came here is particularly annoying, but you can't do this, we pay attention to etiquette first and then soldiers."

"Oh, beautiful lady, do you want to take a photo with me?" Stark, who took the opportunity to stab Sherlock in the mouth, said narcissistically when he saw Irene take out his mobile phone. After he finished speaking, he put his arm on the steel He put on the knight's battle clothes, intending to pose in a chic and coquettish pose.

"Tony——" Dr. Banner was about to remind him kindly, but Natasha shot him a knife. As for the honest and honest Captain America, Hawkeye was indeed Hawkeye, and he quickly took a small bun and stuffed it into his mouth. into his mouth.After doing all this, he and Natasha were excited to watch Tony Playboy, Genius, Talker, Iron Man, Stark... fell down.

At this time, Dr. Banner put an afterthought: "What I want to tell you is that the suit is made of paper." Strictly speaking, Irene folded it, and then blew it into the Iron Man suit. From the outside Exactly the same as the real thing.

"Hahahahahahaha!" This is Hawkeye and Natasha who have no partner love.

"Cough cough." This was Captain America who was laughing with a bun stuffed in his mouth and coughed.

"I have to admit that the Iron Man suit made by Ms. Ai is very confusing, sir." This is Jarvis who has already recorded the whole process.

Comrade Xiao Ai, a handicraft expert, blinked her left eye at her boyfriend, who bent down to cover the sight of others, and then kissed her.

Dr. Banner took off his glasses, thinking that it seemed that they were really boyfriend and girlfriend.

Hawkeye whistled.

Natasha said to Jarvis: "Jarvis, send me a copy of 五体抱地.gif."

Jarvis said in a steady voice, "As you wish, Agent Romanov."

The truly innocent Captain America looked away in embarrassment.

Wait, did someone get ignored?

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Tony Stark on the ground: "..." He seemed to have flashed to the waist.

——In general, it was a very pleasant meeting... I guess.