[Korean entertainment] Taoist descends the mountain

Chapter 11

On Saturday evening, everyone was waiting for the broadcast of "My Knot".

MC Mi Sun was very excited at the beginning: "Today is the wedding night of our 'Smart Couple'! I'm looking forward to it!"

Other MCs: "I'm so excited! It feels like Brother Lu is going to zoom in again!"

"Lu Lingbao is really amazing. I didn't play as well as her when I was chasing my girlfriend."

Miss Meishan smiled: "Come and see!"

Lu Lingbao aggressively dragged Sheng Ni out of the car because he couldn't get a kiss, and walked into the gate of the barbecue restaurant with his arm in his arms.

He laughs when he sees the VIPs in the barbecue restaurant, Mr. Li can play this meme for a lifetime!

Sure enough, Madam also knows the legend of "can't barbecue".Sheng Ni had an expression of "please don't mention the black history" on his face, it's true that you never know what will happen tomorrow!

But Lu Lingbao is a hard worker, and being able to eat is not just for fun.Soon the audience of "My Knot" discovered another amazing skill of Lu Lingbao: she can make two vegetable rolls at the same time!

Hmph, don't think that this matter is as simple as it is said, it is really difficult to do it!At least these MCs feel that as a Korean who always eats barbecue, eating barbecue is much slower than Lu Lingbao!Look at people, holding two dishes in one hand, and putting barbecue at the same time, they can be rolled up at the same time!How flexible these fingers are!

Sheng Nian, who lowered his head and concentrated on the barbecue, didn't notice it, but the audience could see it clearly.No wonder Sheng Tired didn't have to do it himself after eating this meal, probably because Lu Lingbao disliked his low combat power...

Audience: I have pity on my youngest, I can only eat with my wife, so I can only support myself...

But Lu Lingbao's eating is really a technical job.You say she eats fast, but no, she is just fast.When you really eat it, you chew it slowly, without looking rushed at all, and there is a trace of indescribable elegance.This woman, even watching her eat is a kind of enjoyment!

The most important thing is that Lu Lingbao, a hateful woman, can't get fat. She eats about the same amount as Sheng Ni, and Sheng Ni eats enough for a big man, but she is fine.The weight loss people all over the world are envious and jealous, biting their handkerchiefs and watching her domineering.

Foodies: Condemn Lu Lingbao for the needless sacrifice of chickens, ducks, fish, pigs, cattle and sheep!Where is the value of eating meat?

The upcoming wedding night of the clever couple is the most anticipated of everyone, and everyone wants to see how this couple lives.It's this time every Monday, and the audience is still uncomfortable if they don't watch this couple abuse dogs.

"Wow!" So dense after that, a little thinner.The eyes are still the same big and bright, and the beauty is not blown out.

So the audience watched this couple who didn't recognize their birth at all. They could be fed, brushed their hair, and had a head massage on the first day. Everyone envied them.

The male MCs were about to die of jealousy, so they had to say sourly: "It's like this when you just got married, and it won't be so sweet after a while!" I don't know if I am convincing others or myself.

"Huh~" The other MCs booed and looked at him with contempt.Isn't this a typical example of people who can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour?

snort!The MC who was ridiculed by everyone pouted, it's okay if you don't feel sorry for the single Wang, but you still laugh at him, do you know how much psychological shadow I have now!!!

Whether the MC is happy or not, the audience doesn't want to talk about it, anyway, Sheng Ni seems to be very comfortable.I didn't see Lu Lingbao rubbing it so lightly for a while, and it made me drowsy.Oh, it's so good, I also want someone to rub it for me, it must be super comfortable!

When Sheng Ni whispered to Lu Lingbao, the MCs all laughed.

"Ha! I knew this kid was just pretending!" The male MC slapped his thigh. "How could it be possible to sleep with a big beauty lying next to her!"

The MCs all laughed.In the first half of the night, Sheng Nian tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep, and only in the second half of the night did he become dazed and quiet.Sheng Nian was already ready to go to sleep, but for some reason he suddenly lost sleepiness, which was in stark contrast to Lu Lingbao, who was motionless and sleeping beside him, and everyone laughed out loud.

The morning sun sneaked in through the gaps in the curtains, illuminating a bright spot on the floor under the window.Sheng Nian woke up early and didn't get up, just lay facing Lu Lingbao, looking at his wife with vigor, as if she couldn't get enough of it.

After watching Sheng Nian for a long time, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, he had been wanting to move just now.He slowly moved closer, closer, um, almost enough!Sheng Nian held his breath, and could hear his own heartbeat rumbling.He's pretty sure he's not sick, it's because...

Sheng Nian has been mentally preparing for such a long time, so of course he will hit it with one blow.He closed his eyes gently, his eyelashes trembling like butterfly wings.Kissing Lu Lingbao's side face in one go, his heart is full of satisfaction.There has never been a woman who has slept in the same bed with him so intimately, expecting that when the other party wakes up the next morning, all she sees is her own face.

Sheng Nian was so happy to kiss his daughter-in-law that he set off fireworks in his heart.I'm so happy, I also have a wife!Although he used to envy Brother Tapu who got married and Brother Riri and Brother Dacheng who had locked up their girlfriends for a long time, but in fact he could not personally experience this feeling.The little prince of the nightclub thinks that although it is very sweet for you to be in a couple, there is nothing wrong with me like this, how free I am.But when it was his turn to meet that person, he realized how naive he was before.How can your one and only be like everyone else?She is your true love, the rest are just passing the time.

Sheng Ni thought so beautifully that he almost moved himself again.It's a pity that his wife who was asleep didn't accept the ups and downs in his heart at all.Lu Lingbao only felt itchy on her face, wondering who was blowing on her.Lu Lingbao who can't sleep and wakes up naturally will be very irritable, and she can't remember that today is different from usual, and there is another person sleeping next to her.So Sheng Ni, who was still excited just now, was pushed away by his wife's slap in the next second, and suddenly changed from one side of the face pressed against the pillow to the other side facing down.

After getting rid of the disturbing things, Lu Lingbao impatiently stretched out a hand and scratched his face, then turned around and went back to sleep.

Hey I am short tempered!Sheng Ni felt that he could no longer pamper this woman, she was going to ride on his neck!

Furious, Sheng Nian hugged Lu Lingbao's head and made her face him.Before she could struggle, she kissed her face from forehead to chin with a "mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'" while thinking sadly: look at my own talent, I can do something big when she's not awake.

"Alas!" The MCs had goosebumps all over their bodies, and the audience was forced to eat a handful of dog food again.Everyone doesn't know what Sheng Ni thinks, even if they know, they think he is expressing his sorrow for writing new words.Don't you really like this?Then there is no one who likes each other anymore!