[Korean entertainment] Taoist descends the mountain

Chapter 18

Do you think smart couples can only sprinkle sugar and abuse dogs?No, they also seem to have the lowest RP of the three couples...

Sheng Ni felt like crying now, really.He wants to be quiet.Don't ask him who Jing Jing is, anyway, his wife's name is not Jing Jing!

What?You ask him why he still wants to be quiet when he has a wife?Because his daughter-in-law also wants to be quiet now!

As for why these two people collapsed so much, Sheng Nian felt that this matter could be placed at the top of the black history of his life.It's even scarier than the first time he heard that he "is a couple with Brother Long, or the one below" (boost his face)!

This nightmare started like this:

That day, Sheng Ni was sitting on the sofa looking through the group photos on his phone, while Lu Lingbao was busy in the kitchen.Since participating in "Wo Knot", Sheng Nian has taken over the class of Lao Cui who has enlisted in the army, and started the road to screen.

Sheng Nian spent a long time choosing, and thought that each one was beautiful, my daughter-in-law is really beautiful! (*︶`*) Since I can't choose the ones I don't want, I might as well send them all out.So Sheng Ni updated more than ten photos on his ins within 1 minute.

Fans' comments are like this: Lu Lingbao who lives in other people's ins :)

Low oil, the leader of the Internet celebrity world, Mr. Li←_←

Oh maknae updated again today! / nose picking

Maknae, when you swipe the screen, what is your wife doing/sneaking

The fan just finished posting a comment, but Sheng Ni replied in seconds: washing fruit in the kitchen>3

Sheng Ni, who felt cute and cute after using the kaomoji, couldn't bear the loneliness, stretched his neck and shouted to the kitchen: "What are you doing, daughter-in-law? Come and play with me~"

"Understood, stop shouting." Lu Lingbao walked over with a plate of washed strawberries. The emerald green leaves and bright red fruits were dotted with crystal water droplets, and everyone who watched had a great appetite.Sheng Nian naturally put his arms around Lu Lingbao's waist and let her sit beside him, opening his mouth like a bird waiting to be fed.

Lu Lingbao picked up a strawberry with a smile, squeezed the leaf, and sent the strawberry to Sheng Ni's mouth.Sheng Ni opened his mouth to bite the strawberry, and Lu Lingbao was about to pull the strawberry leaf off with all his might.Who knew that Shengni saw that Lu Lingbao was going to withdraw his hand, opened his mouth again and moved forward, and put Lu Lingbao's two fingers into his mouth at once.He also sneaked a sneak peek at her with a silly smile.

Lu Lingbao slapped Sheng Ni with the other hand: "You don't mind the strawberry leaves you haven't picked yet!" Then Sheng Ni opened his mouth and let Lu Lingbao take out his hand, pulled off the strawberry leaves by himself, and retorted vaguely: "What's dirty about my daughter-in-law. I don't dislike being dirty."

Lu Lingbao was annoyed and funny when he was teased by Sheng Ni's nonsense: "You don't hate me, I still hate you! Hey! One-handed drool!" He smeared it on Sheng Ni's T-shirt unceremoniously.Sheng Ni was not angry, and smiled sweetly at her, so stupid that he couldn't bear to look directly at her.

The two chattered together and fed each other strawberries.While playing happily, the doorbell rang reluctantly.Sheng Ni bowed his head into Lu Lingbao's arms with a sigh, not wanting to open the door.How many times?This is the first time!It's really illegal to disturb someone's relationship!

Lu Lingbao patted Sheng Ni on the shoulder to signal him to straighten up.Sheng Ni glanced at Lu Lingbao with his eyes, and Lu Lingbao quickly clenched his right hand behind his back.Sheng Ni also quickly turned a hand away. "Rock, paper, scissors!" The two shouted at the same time, and the staff outside the door looked confused.What is this pair playing again?No, come and open the door for me, hello!

The guessing game of the clever couple in the room also came to fruition.Lu Lingbao stretched out two slender fingers and smiled triumphantly at Sheng Nian's open palm: "You haven't won in boxing games with me, have you?" He raised one eyebrow as he said, "So just go to open the door and you'll be fine." , why are you still struggling needlessly." The petite appearance made people want to bite her.Seungri did the same.Wrap Lu Lingbao's "scissors" with the protruding "cloth" and kiss him.Then he quickly ran to open the door and took the red envelope.

"Daughter-in-law, I'm stuck on a mission again!" Sheng Ni shouted at the top of his voice.Opening the envelope as he walked back.As soon as I glanced at the beginning, I shouted excitedly: "Daughter-in-law, we are going on a wedding trip!!!"

"Oh! Really!" Lu Lingbao, who stepped forward to meet him, leaned over to have a look. "Where are you going?"

Head to head, the two leaned together to look at the task card Sheng Ni was holding, and as usual, Sheng Ni, the interpreter, read it: "Sheng Ni Lingbao and his wife: The two of you are about to embark on a 'fubufu impromptu trip'. All the itineraries for the next trip will be decided by temporary blessings, but once the decision is made, it cannot be reversed. I look forward to a wonderful wedding trip for the two of you!"

"Are you convinced? Yes. As long as the program team provides funding, I will accept anything." Lu Lingbao said with a simple face. "Puff hahaha! Hey Yigu! It's not that 'convincing'! Why are you so funny, daughter-in-law!" Sheng Ni laughed when he heard Lu Lingbao's spineless words, and habitually leaned towards Lu Lingbao's shoulder.

With a cold, pretty face, Lu Lingbao poked Sheng Nian's head with a finger: "Come on, tell me whether this 'Fu Fu' should be 'convinced' or 'dissatisfied'?"

Sheng Ni wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, barely straightened his waist, and now he still felt a dull pain in his stomach from laughing. "'Fubufu' means to rely on luck to win in a small game. 'Fubufu' means to see whether you are lucky or not." After speaking, he looked at Lu Lingbao with bright eyes, as if begging for praise.

"Oh." Lu Lingbao rubbed Sheng's tired hair casually, in exchange for the other party's coquettish rubbing, but he was thinking about another thing. "That is to say, we don't even know where to travel or where to live now?" Seung Hyun didn't know what he was laughing at, feeling tired.

"Eh(⊙o⊙)..." Sheng Ni was stunned for a second before recovering. "Don't be afraid, daughter-in-law, I have you!"

What a warm sentence, a normal woman's heart would explode when she hears it, but it's a pity that Wuli Lingbao is not an ordinary girl. "What's so exciting about this! What if we are allowed to live in a bridge hole!!!" So girl, how much do you distrust the program team←_←

Sheng Ni's blood was poured into a chill, and he rubbed his nose before remembering what he wanted to say.He poked Lu Lingbao indiscriminately, and whispered in her ear: "Daughter-in-law, I mean I have you, you can... cheat! You should be sure of guessing something! If it doesn't work, we will count it on the spot Hexagram!"

Lu Lingbao hesitated: "May I try?" Sheng Ni looked at her trustingly, and the matter was settled.Besides, it seems too late to protest now...

The two rushed to the MBC lobby, where the staff was waiting.In the center of the hall stands a super-large globe with pointers. I don't know what the program group is going to play.

Sheng Nian held up the selfie stick and kept taking pictures of him and Lu Lingbao. When he saw such a big globe, he immediately dragged his wife over to take a selfie.Lu Lingbao scissors hand for ten thousand years, Sheng Nian squatted on the ground and insisted on the selfie angle with his head up for 100 years without wavering.

After the phone "clicked", Lu Lingbao asked a question that had been hidden in his heart for a long time: "Shengxuan, I have wanted to ask you this question for a long time. Why do you always take selfies at the same angle?"

Sheng Nian flicked the bangs in front of his forehead, and flung them handsomely: "Of course it's to show off my 360-degree beauty without dead ends. Isn't it the ugliest selfie taken from the bottom at 45 degrees. This way I can be hot and handsome, I'm too I love this angle hiahia~" Lu Lingbao, a celebrity who doesn't like to take pictures, said hehe ←_←

Seeing that the two had had enough fun, the staff handed over the task card. "The destination of the trip is decided temporarily by Fu Fu, please turn the globe now!"

Lu Lingbao felt that he had some headaches. This kind of thing was pure luck.There is a ball for fortune-telling!

Lu Lingbao gritted his teeth, and said ruthlessly: "Shengxuan, try it first."

The silly Sheng Ni didn't know that his daughter-in-law's heart was beating, and she started to spin the globe as soon as she went up.It took a lot of effort, and the globe took a long time to stop before it stopped.The two clasped their hands in anticipation of a good result.The globe stopped tremblingly, and the two immediately moved forward to take a look. "Mom!" The two wailed terribly.The world is so big, I really don't want to go to Antarctica!