[Korean entertainment] Taoist descends the mountain

Chapter 44

Sheng Ni's image as a well-behaved and caring group favorite of the youngest has always been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Until this time the show was broadcast, the audience's titanium alloy eyes were about to be blinded.Look at the barrage of this water, what is written.

Maknae, so I misread you, I didn't expect you to be such a maknae2333

It turned out that when pouring a bottle of water at the big brother at the concert, he would be frightened by the look of the big brother and run away. Now who is this serious person who lied to his wife? kekeke

Isn't Sheng Ni's specialty not serious nonsense?It’s no surprise that you can do such a thing (laughing)

Mr. Li was very wronged, what did he do, didn't he just write a few words of love for his wife to read?How can you say he is lying?This is a matter of love to the depths, right?You single dogs will not understand, ╭(╯^╰)╮!

Sheng Ni ran to the kitchen to prepare noodles for cooking, and tried to dig out the remaining packets of ramen from the corner of the refrigerator.He remembered that one day he came to live at night, he was too hungry to eat, and he was too lazy to cook for himself, so he went to the 24-hour convenience store in the community to buy a lot of ramen.Now it can finally be solved!

Sheng Nian first found two packs, and after thinking about it for two adults to eat, he took out another pack.After a little hesitation, he put another pack of ramen on the three bags in his left hand...

Subtitle: The clever couple once again showed an amazing appetite.But is so much ramen really enough?

Lu Lingbao: What is this? You usually start with two packs of instant noodles, add eggs and sausage, okay?Besides, the net content of Korean ramen seems to be less than that of Master K.Is it possible that people with kimchi have bird stomachs?Can't figure it out, can't figure it out.

Find ingredients such as ramen noodles, eggs, ham, and cheese, and send them to the living room.Put them all on the kang table, and then go back to get the pot in a hurry.

After all, he used to be the person in charge of big food, even though he always made tuna salad (...), Sheng Nian still had confidence in his skills.Taking a glance at the depth of the pot, Sheng Ni poured in a small pot of water, then closed the lid and waited for the water to boil slowly.

While boiling the water, Sheng Ni was not idle. He methodically opened each packaging bag, took out the seasoning packets, and put them aside one by one.As a result, the packaging of the cheese could not be torn open.Sheng Ni was in a hurry, and just as he was about to use the knife, the cheese in his hand was taken by Lu Lingbao.

Lu Lingbao pulled hard, but didn't pull it open, his hand was slippery... Before she could wait for Shengti to chuckle, the angry Queen directly tore the packaging bag with her teeth...

Sheng Nian was stunned for a second, silently took the cheese slice that Lu Lingbao handed over, and threw it into the pot if he lost his mind.

Lu Lingbao couldn't stand it anymore, he gently pushed Sheng Ni aside, and snatched the cheese from his hand.I haven't cooked the noodles yet, add any cheese, can I continue to cook for a while? !

Mr. Li, who was robbed of his job, had no choice but to shrink aside. He wanted to be courteous, but accidentally flattered him on the pony's tail←_←

Putting the noodles and other things into the pot one by one, Lu Lingbao gave Sheng Ni a chance to make up for it: go to the kitchen to get the tableware.

Sheng Ni sat obediently on one side, put his hands on his lap obediently, and watched Lu Lingbao pour the ramen into the bowl.

The two picked up a chopstick noodle at the same time, blew it and ate it into their mouths.The audience in front of the screen felt the same hunger.On the barrage is another piece of "Hey, I wanted to lose weight, but you showed me this. I have eaten instant noodles (bye bye manual)"

Lu Lingbao's fighting power really cannot be underestimated.Sheng Ni finished eating a bowl, touched his stomach and put down the bowl and chopsticks.Knowing that he had stopped cooking, Lu Lingbao grabbed the pot and ate up the remaining noodles without raising his head.Only then lazily stretched his legs under the Kang table, leaned his upper body on the sofa, and let out a comfortable sigh.

Sheng Nian: I always feel that my daughter-in-law's stomach is a black hole leading to another dimension :)

Well, what this person has to do every day is nothing more than eating, sleeping and beating Doudou.When I arrived at Lu Lingbao's place, I was tired of eating, sleeping, and playing... People who are full and full usually don't want to think, the blood rushes to the stomach to digest the food, so the head starts to go blank.Lu Lingbao is like this.After eating and drinking enough, my body was still very warm, and I gradually became so sleepy that I couldn't keep my eyes open.Lean there and take a nap.With this relaxation, all the solid things hidden in the subconscious are exposed.

For example, now, she subconsciously stretches her hand to Sheng Ni's face, to pinch his... double chin.

Sheng Ni was also a little sleepy at first, but Lu Lingbao pinched him back and forth to wake him up.He turned his head to look carefully for a while, and found that Lu Lingbao was really doing this unconsciously, and immediately became angry.

"Daughter-in-law, get up!" Sheng Ni stretched out his hand to shake Lu Lingbao who was dozing off, and very forcefully asked her to do sit-ups with him.

Lu Lingbao: ...?What's the situation now?

Sheng Nian: Double (?) chins have been spoiled by the VIPs, but now even the daughter-in-law is addicted, is there any love!

It was less than half an hour before he finished eating the ramen. Lu Lingbao stopped him from exercising and thought for a while, then mysteriously took out a small box from his bag, "Come on, I'll teach you how to fight the landlord!"

Very good, learned a new term.Sheng Ni took the poker in Lu Lingbao's hand and looked at it over and over again.He also knows that the cards of each country are probably different, and each has its own way of playing.Like this deck of playing cards in my hand, it is very different from the flower pattern in Korea.

Lu Lingbao let him study for a while, took the cards and began to shuffle them.The pose technique looks pretty old-fashioned.

In the end, while the cards were being shuffled, Lu Lingbao suddenly remembered a very important question, she had never played Dou Di Zhu with two people before!

"It's okay, we can still beat the empress." Lu Lingbao didn't panic in the face of danger, and changed his mind in an instant.

Sheng Nian: What is beating the empress?Who is the empress, she is so pitiful, why beat her?

Lu Lingbao: Generation gap :)

After explaining the gameplay and rules in detail, Sheng Ni said that he understood.

understood?That's good, let's get started!Lu Lingbao showed an evil smile.

In the first game, there was a series of fights and talks, and there was no winner or loser.At the beginning of the second round, Lu Lingbao clearly told Sheng Ni that he would not release water.Good student Sheng Ni couldn't wait to give it a try.

After two rounds, Sheng Ni cried and begged for mercy: "Stop playing, daughter-in-law, you are bullying! Bad!"

"Hahaha!" Lu Lingbao laughed three times with his hands on his hips, lovingly rubbing Sheng's soft hair: "It's okay, I don't think you're stupid."

Sheng Ni: There is nothing to love in life.I finally know who the empress is, obviously it's me!Being beaten to pieces...

"Go!" Sheng Ni threw down the cards in his hand, dragged Lu Lingbao to let her do sit-ups with him.You must show some strength to your daughter-in-law, otherwise you will always be overwhelmed by her.Husband is depressed!

The floor of the living room of the two people's home was covered with a soft, plush carpet, but even if they lay directly on it and did sit-ups, it still felt too hard.Lu Lingbao ran into the room and offered a yoga mat.Sheng Ni lay down, bent his knees, and motioned for Lu Lingbao to hold him down.

Lu Lingbao's remaining rationality came online at this time, instead of sitting on Sheng Ni's feet with a big buttocks, he hugged his legs with his hands.But before that...

Lu Lingbao glanced at Sheng Ni's abdomen, seriously doubting whether he could still sit up.

Seeing Lu Lingbao's suspicious gaze, Sheng Ni frowned instantly: "My stomach is still eight-pack! If you don't believe me, look!" He raised his hand and lifted the hem of his clothes.