[Korean entertainment] Taoist descends the mountain

完结

"It's been a long time since I received a task card. I don't know what to do this time." Ling Li and his wife were sitting in a cafe, holding hands and drinking coffee.At this moment, I received the long-lost red envelope.Sheng Ni took the task card handed over by the staff, and Lu Lingbao leaned over to read it.

Sheng Ni brought the task card in front of Lu Lingbao, and Lu Lingbao read it word by word in Korean.But when asked what she meant, she could only smirk.She really doesn't want to learn grammar (not because she's lazy)

Seeing Sheng Nian rolled his eyes, Lu Lingbao had no choice but to smile flatteringly, and obediently read out the Chinese on the task card, and he couldn't see the aggressive appearance before the slightest bit: "The last date of the clever couple, the countdown is eight hours. "Lu Lingbao's voice became softer as he read, until finally he couldn't make a sound at all.The two fell silent for a moment.Sheng Ni shook the envelope, and a timer landed on the table in front of the two with a "click".As long as the button is pressed, the countdown starts immediately.This is the last date of the clever couple in "My Knot".

Lu Lingbao squeezed out a smile: "It's fine if we don't press the button, it's not stupid."

Worker: ...For the sake of getting off the bus today, I will spare you.You are not stupid, do you mean we are stupid?

Sheng Ni was still brewing a sad mood.As long as you think that you may not see your dear girlfriend for a long time in the future, you will feel bad.

As a result, when Lu Lingbao said this, Sheng Nian couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

#My daughter-in-law is really good at destroying the atmosphere#

# But what if it’s really funny! #

#It turns out that my daughter-in-law will take the stupid and cute route from time to time#

Sheng Ni, who is familiar with the routines of the show, naturally knew that the countdown had already begun from the moment the two of them saw the timer.Sitting here is just a waste of time.

"Let's go!" Sheng Ni stood up full of vitality, without any sadness or reluctance, and went to hold Lu Lingbao's hand across from him.

"Where does the daughter-in-law want to go?" Sheng Ni asked enthusiastically.

"Listen to you." Lu Lingbao handed over the decision to Sheng Ni.It seems that Lu Lingbao is the stronger of the two, but in fact it is Sheng Ni who makes the most decisions.Fortunately, the two of them have long been accustomed to this way of getting along and enjoy it.

"Then how about going to the amusement park? The weather is so nice." Sheng Ni made a plan without hesitation, and the two walked out of the cafe holding hands.

This day is not a rest day, but there are not many people in the amusement park.Probably because the weather is so good, many parents take their children to play in the amusement park.Because it was daytime and it was a temporary idea, the program team did not make any preparations in advance.The Lingli couple are also big-hearted, and went out wearing hats.Sheng Ni also had a very old-fashioned glasses frame on his nose, Lu Lingbao couldn't help laughing every time he turned to look at him.Shengnian... Shengnian has long been used to it.

Amusement parks are really fun.The two went around and played all the facilities.What kind of roller coaster, crazy coffee cup, pirate ship... I don't know why they are all exciting games.

After this lap, Sheng Nian's face paled: "Daughter-in-law, you can't make such a fuss just because we are going to get off the car. If it's too bad, let's stop going to the jumping machine to join in the fun, okay?"

Lu Lingbao took out a tissue and wiped his forehead for him: "Okay, then next time you bungee jump with me, okay? There are still many things we haven't done together! It's a pity."

Sheng Ni doesn't know her yet!She just wanted to bungee jump... Speechless, they didn't really want to break up, it's a pity what they said ←_← I don't know who mentioned it and she remembered it.

"Okay, okay, I'll accompany you. You can do whatever you want. Then can you take care of your dear husband now, let's take a rest!" Sheng Ni begged for mercy helplessly.

Just like any normal couple, the two wore couple-style Mickey and Minnie headpieces.Lu Lingbao also snatched the blue one and left the red one for Sheng Ni, euphemistically saying "Only someone as beautiful as my baby can hold down such a bright color".Since the daughter-in-law spared no effort to praise her, Sheng Ni had no choice but to accept it disrespectfully...

Holding hands, eating the same ice cream, covering half of their faces with cotton candy, the two had a great time playing.It is such an unpretentious performance without any trace of performance that makes fans all over the world sincerely hope that this relationship will blossom and bear fruit.

After playing the exciting game, it's time to refresh yourself.The two unanimously ruled out the haunted house in front of them, agreeing that it would be unlucky to venture into the haunted house before the show got off the bus.Turning around, the two sat on the carousel.

Program group: Hey, what's the matter with the inexplicable disappointment?I thought Lingbaoxi was going to show off her skills again (*'へ'*)

Lu Lingbao: The Shangqing school is not a professional ghost hunter (￣ー￣)

"I heard that the merry-go-round is a very sad thing. Because two people sit on it, the people behind will never catch up with the one in front." Sheng Nian suddenly remembered, feeling a little unhappy.

"No. You sit down." Lu Lingbao signaled Sheng Nian to sit down.After Sheng Nian sat down, Lu Lingbao picked a small wooden horse beside him and sat down.

As soon as the machine started, Lu Lingbao immediately took Sheng Ni's hand firmly, and did not let go no matter how the wooden horse moved up and down.Sheng Ni smiled happily like a child.

As the sun gradually set, the Lingli couple got on the last Ferris wheel.As the Ferris wheel slowly rises, all the memories of the days of love gradually become clearer.Even if it is a trivial matter, or a stupid thing that made people angry at the time, thinking about it now, it is a sweet love and thing.

When the Ferris wheel reached the top, the two smiled at each other and kissed deeply.it is more than words.

Time always flies by inadvertently.The last appointment that started at eleven o'clock in the morning, now there are only a few minutes left to draw to a close.The two held hands and walked slowly along the path in the amusement park.Now the people in the amusement park have almost left, and the amusement park is empty.

The two walked to a fountain and sat down. "I don't know if throwing a coin into the wish will work or not. Even if it works, you probably won't recognize Ruanmei coins, right?" Lu Lingbao said suddenly.Sheng Nian smiled: "Don't make trouble, this is a musical fountain. Don't care about making wishes. Next time we will find a wishing fountain."

The "Dididi" timer sounded, reminding them that the deadline had come.Sheng Ni turned off the timer neatly, and the time was fixed at half a minute left.

He turned his head and looked deeply at Lu Lingbao.Lu Lingbao looked back affectionately, unlike any couple who were about to get off the car.

Lu Lingbao still smiled slightly: "It's okay, don't be sad, we will end the shooting happily." Sheng Ni stared at his little girl intently: "It's just the end of the shooting. Maybe it's a new beginning. What do you think?" Lu Lingbao smiled and nodded.

At this moment, a burst of melodious music sounded, charming lights flickered, and the fountain behind the two sprayed out beautiful arcs.Sheng Ni got up, bent down, and stretched out a hand reverently: "Miss Lu, would you like to dance with Mr. Li?"

A white and slender hand that looked soft but not lacking in strength quickly stretched out in front of him. "My pleasure." His girl answered him with a smile.

☆, Fanwai will not die if he does not die

If you don't kill yourself, you won't die

On a leisurely day, Nan De Sheng Ni and Lu Ling Bao both stayed at home.

"Sheng Xuan, let's play a game!" Lu Lingbao blinked his big eyes and looked at Sheng Ni.Sheng Ni was amused.That day the Big Brothers brought their wives to their home to play.Under the leadership of several other sister-in-laws, Lu Lingbao discovered for the first time that his TV could play motion-sensing games.Now Lu Lingbao can be regarded as opening the door to a new world. That night, he went crazy and refused to let his sisters-in-law go home.Several women hit it off and strongly demanded to stay overnight.In the end, Sheng Nian dragged his obsessed daughter-in-law into the room under the cannibalistic eyes of his four brothers.

It's rare for a daughter-in-law to have a hobby, so of course Sheng Ni wants to accompany her.Speaking of which, his wife doesn't have any bad habits, except for eating, she just likes to buy him all kinds of clothes, and strives to make him the most beautiful baby... The idea is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny.Lu Lingbao's aesthetics are always very different.I really can't describe the specific situation, but anyway, every time he goes out, he doesn't want to be photographed, so he must wear the clothes bought by his wife ←_←

In order to improve his daughter-in-law's taste, Sheng Ni silently took over the important task of matching her daughter-in-law.It's a good thing for Sheng Ni to be able to cultivate another hobby now.

"Come, come, my husband will teach you how to play this." Sheng Nian showed off enthusiastically.Boys are usually self-taught in mechanics and video games. Sheng Ni thinks that he can play games pretty well, and he is considered a game fan among few people.This can be regarded as finding something that my wife doesn't know.Think about the few electronic products that my daughter-in-law can understand, only refrigerators, rice cookers, and washing machines.If I can teach her how to play video games this time, it must be a great sense of accomplishment!This can be regarded as cultivating a common hobby of husband and wife!

Sheng Nian was gearing up: "What would my daughter-in-law want to play? It wouldn't be possible without your husband!" Lu Lingbao held the remote control, "Play whatever you want!" The first one to come out was Dancing.Lu Lingbao looked at "Pokemon" on the screen, and immediately laughed: "Sheng Xuan Sheng Xuan! This, this!" This song must be familiar!She can dance too!Not difficult!She has watched so many videos!

Sheng Nian snickered, he couldn't tell that his wife had an indelible passion for dancing!

When the two were filming "My Knot" before, Sheng Ni found that his wife could never keep up with the rhythm, it was always half a beat slower than the music.Later, he found out that his daughter-in-law often danced square dances with her mother-in-law, and he understood everything.How can square dancing be so fast?At most it is "Little Apple"!

Within a few minutes, netizens who checked ins discovered that they had posted a short video, kindly reminding them that they must watch the silent and audio versions.

Curious fans followed Seung Nin's suggestion and for the first time did not turn on the sound of the video.Oh, so it's Baomei, this dance is... "Pokemon"?Low oil is good!The action looks pretty standard.

The video on ins is very short, you can tell what the dance is all because of the fans' deep love for this song!Then everyone poked the screen, and the singing of "Pokémon" sounded.Everyone froze for a moment, then laughed.Just say why Baomei can dance all of a sudden.It turns out that I still can't keep up with the rhythm!After the eldest brother's "dance" was finished, she was still waving her arms!Puff ha ha ha!

Lu Lingbao doesn't have an ins account, so naturally she doesn't know that her man is hacking her online ╮(￣⊿￣)╭ Even Lu Lingbao's Weibo account, which she hasn't used a few times since she opened it, is lost to Sheng Tired.Fans who have been starved by Lu Lingbao one day found that the painting style of their goddess seemed to have changed. People who hadn’t posted a photo in the past year actually started to post frequently(?) Take it.At first everyone thought it was Lu Suran, the most powerful niece in the world, who took over my aunt’s Weibo account. Afterwards, everyone was able to see the teaser between the goddess and her man on Weibo every few days. I realized one thing: Goddess Jubi gave her Weibo account to Zhenggong :) I miss her without posting a photo, but it was a photo with another man.I'm so confused whether to watch it (>_<)

So whenever Sheng Nian used Lu Lingbao's Weibo to show his affection, the comments below were almost threatened to be unfollowed.But the next time the candy is distributed, this group of people will come faster than anyone else ￣へ￣

#My husband is no longer the husband of all of us, and she will not love us if she has a goblin!Heart hurts.jpg#

#However, this little fairy is handsome and cute#

# Even the goblin's dog can't fight, how can you defeat the goblin and marry Bai Fumei! #

#People are not as good as dogs series#

Just as the fans were tearfully stuffing dog food, Lu Lingbao had already finished the warm-up game.Next she started exploring other games.Pulling Sheng Ni, the two played tennis for a while.Just swing.

Lu Lingbao's skills are not very good, but his motor cells are well developed, and his sense of balance is quite good.Generally, it is very easy to play sports. He Shengni played three games and won two games.

This can't work!I think my daughter-in-law is going to win!We must win back a city.What face is there to lose to a junior!Mr. Li challenged his daughter-in-law very seriously: "Come on, daughter-in-law, let's play this." On the screen was a boxing game.

Victory is in hand.I was a boy who grew up playing "The King of Fighters" and "Contra"!How could you lose in such a mere game?Mr. Li, who always lost to his wife, was finally aroused to win.

It's a pity that he overlooked one point, somatosensory games are different from game consoles.This kind of game has a lower degree of difficulty, as long as you can make an action against the receiver, the character controlled on the screen will do the same reaction.

Therefore, the unlucky Mr. Li didn't have time to fight back, so he could only hug his head when he was punched by his wife's head-on attack.Then the daughter-in-law hooked left and right again, knocking the character he controlled to the ground in a few hits.

"Yeah!" Lu Lingbao jumped up and down happily.Sheng Nian was so strange, how could he not be able to fight back?

After he figured out that this was controlled by the player's actions, his character had already fallen down for the nth time.How could he forget how brutal his own wife was?Not to mention anything else, this is the best action actor ever!misstep misstep.

It's not that Sheng Nian has never tried to fight back, but in the end he pissed off his daughter-in-law who was playing on her head. "Okay, you still dare to hit me!" Lu Lingbao punched faster, so he fell faster.

"Stop playing! (>_<)" Sheng Ni fried his hair.Where did he have the confidence to be able to suppress Lu Lingbao with a skill?His wife is perfect!No flaws!

In the future, he should just be a quiet and beautiful baby, and never look for a sense of accomplishment from his daughter-in-law (tears streaming down his face)

☆、Fanwai [-] mountain is higher than one mountain

Fanwai [-] and one mountain are higher than one mountain

You ask why the big stick is so popular?That's because they're yellow enough :)

Our big stick is "the dirtiest boy group in history". Don't underestimate the power of this group of people playing hooligans when they are serious.These are five walking hormones, always able to make girls scream through the sky.

Moreover, our songs are also very dirty!Although Sheng Ni was very happy, he still felt a little ashamed to let his daughter-in-law listen to his song.Listen to what words he wrote by Brother Long: Let'sgo, men are all up, and women are all getlow.Draw the bow, stick it up.How would he explain to his wife that "Bang Bang Bang" means "crack bang bang" (>_<)

Being able to have this kind of thought shows that Sheng Ni's understanding of his wife was still very shallow at that time.When he learned the truth later, it was too late to regret.

Standing on the stage of Neon Country, Sheng Nian felt very tired.Even the usual active atmosphere was a bit weak.During the period, the other four brothers looked at him from the corner of their eyes from time to time.It's not that he didn't perform well, but those who are familiar with him can easily feel his absence.

Fans yelling Shengnian in the audience brought him back to his senses, and Shengnian finally regained his composure and returned to his normal state.I really can't blame him for this, the brothers played too much.As soon as the neon lights come on, they start to get dirty. It's really a little train that runs as soon as it says it will.

In the past, Sheng Ni would not pay much attention to such jokes.Anyway, it was just a joke, and besides, everyone seems to like this set...

However, ever since he was molested severely by his wife, Sheng Ni never dared to slander her daughter-in-law casually.

His daughter-in-law discussed this issue with him very seriously.About singing the suggestive song "strongbaby" as an adult.Sheng Nian is very unscrupulous and blames Quan Lidou for all the reasons.Brother, for the sake of younger brother, you will sacrifice eight?

It's a pity that the Quan team sacrificed in vain.We can't go into details about what happened after the lights were turned on, but Sheng Ni went out the next morning with his back :)

After practicing it personally, Sheng Nian finally came to the following conclusions:

#Talent really exists#

#Physical bonus is simply terrible#

#My daughter-in-law is simply an old rascal#

#There are not many good young people who are as pure as me==#

#What should I do if I insist on exercising but I can't beat my wife?Waiting online, very urgent. #

#True hooligans are those who don’t use their mouths to play hooligans#

A mountain is higher than a mountain, and a wave is higher than a wave.After Sheng Ni realized this truth with tears in his eyes, he could only study hard, hoping that one day, he could change from tanθ to cotθ(; 一_一)

The scene was playing a game of riding a children's tricycle, and Dacheng complained that this game was too difficult for him. "I really think this game is bad! This game is really dangerous!!! This kind of car, that kind of seat, it really hurts to sit on it!!"

Brother Ri joked unceremoniously: "Dacheng is especially painful." The audience laughed wildly.

Oshiro tried to find resonance among the audience: "Male audiences, you all understand! It really hurts from here!"

Rigo: "Especially D-Lite"

The host instantly understood: ""So that's the case, D-Lite especially felt the pain, while VI didn't hurt that much. "Hahahahahahahaha! The laughter of the audience could lift the roof of the venue.

Brother Ri: "There is nothing wrong with him, he is totally a man." What's with the admiration look!I don't want you to admire such a thing!

Dacheng squinted his small eyes and said unceremoniously: "VI is still growing." Sheng Ni was speechless, with a mouthful of old blood in his throat: "What are you talking about!!!"

Sheng is greasy with blood all over his face.A group of bad brothers!Isn't this kind of thing my daughter-in-law has the most say!If you are like this, he should suspect that Long Terry's Shuang Shengxian's maknae Line and the team's main offensive player Beibei are all real!

Still laughing!Still laughing!You bad guys!Brother Tap, don't be silly!Do you know that your daughter-in-law has been addicted to various BL novels recently, and every possibility has been tried in the big stick team!

#It turns out that what the chef is best at is stewing#

Sheng is tired of crying but has no tears, and there is nothing to love in life.No matter what you guys are laughing at, I won't pick up on that!Otherwise, tomorrow you won't see me alive and kicking!real!You don't understand the feeling of weak legs!Emphasize it again!It has nothing to do with size!

☆、It’s time for Fanwaisan to prove his strength

It's time for the third episode to prove its strength

So you are such a goddess

The day before Sheng Nian was "slandered" by Ge Ge in Neon and hadn't grown up yet, the day after that Lu Lingbao knew the whole story of this oolong incident.There is no way, no matter whether you are acquainted inside or outside the circle, if you see this fan shoot on Weibo, you must forward it and @ her.In fact, Lu Lingbao could have escaped the bombardment.However, China's good niece Lu Suran gloated and called her aunt: "I said aunt, you can go to Weibo to check it out." Then an uncontrollable laugh broke out from deep in her throat.

Lu Lingbao: ... a foolish three-year pregnancy

Normally, Lu Lingbao would not ignore what his niece said, but she just didn't take it seriously.Maybe it's because today's Weibo hot search is very interesting?Don't be surprised, Sheng Ni spent a day teaching Lu Lingbao all the Weibo methods. As for when Lu Lingbao learned it, he doesn't know.

Taking the mobile phone on the coffee table, unlocking the screen lock, I found a scary number in the little red circle on Weibo.What's the situation?

Clicking on the small icon on Weibo, Lu Lingbao found that he had received a lot of @ from people inside and outside the circle, people he knew, and people he didn't know.Confused, Lu Lingbao clicked on it and saw that it was a meal.In the video, it was her man who was stupefied.

Lu Lingbao worked hard to finish watching the video, but found that she still didn't understand.No way, I don't understand Japanese!Soon her problem was solved, someone @ her again, this time it was the FM postscript, and the omnipotent lunch has been translated.

Now I finally know what is the cause and effect.Lu Lingbao laughed for a long time at home alone, reposted a Weibo, then put down his phone and went to the kitchen to search for delicious food, completely ignoring what other people were thinking when they saw this Weibo.

Lu Lingbao: (doge face) @不睡比趣不都人：Who said my baby didn’t grow up @赵满的猫脸: Obviously my baby’s crotch hides thunder (picture picture)

Lu Lingbao retweeted a group of VIPs on Weibo. In the picture, Sheng Ni's trousers are probably a little tight... But it seems that he has never seen him wearing loose trousers.So...you get the idea.

The fans were almost laughed to death, forwarded and @ several other Ge Ge who had Weibo.Brother Ri laughed out of breath when he saw it, while Brother Long had an indescribable expression on his face.Brother and Dacheng hid aside and laughed.Sheng Nian... Sheng Nian wants to die... I have a hunch that it will be delayed for another week after paying the public rations this time o>_
You do not understand the distress of the baby!My daughter-in-law is completely two people during the day and night!Oh no!She is not human at night!Electric small motor!

Take a chestnut: Acting like a baby in the same way, the results are completely different during the day and at night.

The daytime version is Aunt Jiang-"Daughter-in-law, I am so sleepy."

Touching his head gently, "Go to sleep."

"No, you can hug me to sleep."

hold

"One more kiss."

"Bobo." "Hey, go to sleep~"

"Daughter-in-law, I still want to listen to bedtime stories!"

"Speaking of the past..."

The night version is not so sweet, usually he will be pressed by his wife to tell a story about making a man when he is halfway to death :)

#What kind of experience is it to have a dirty daughter-in-law#

# Can't close your mouth from ear to ear during the day, and can't close your legs at night. #

A few days later, Brother Long was separated from his brother and sister Lu Lingbao @ on Weibo again.Attached is a video: In the video, Sheng Tijian went to learn how to speak from Brother Long, but was kicked in the crotch by Brother Long who was sitting opposite.

This video is not a recent event. The point is that Lu Lingbao said something that made Brother Long want to die after watching it.He is really at odds with this sibling, and there is nothing he can do about her.Listen to what she said: brother, be merciful.Without this, I still have the bulky bamboo horse first love CP to stand on, but you can't stand on the smart CP! (laugh cry)

Brother Long couldn't laugh or cry.But it seems quite reasonable, what's going on? Hey!

#My sister-in-law seems to be poisonous#

The first movie that the clever couple collaborated on has extraordinary meaning for the two.The reporter interviewed Sheng Nian and asked about the most impressive thing during the filming process, Sheng Nian replied without hesitation: "My wife really loves me." The half-joking and half-serious expression made everyone laugh.Next, I asked Lu Lingbao the same question, and the straightforward girl Wuli replied: "It's a pity that there is no intimate scene."

The reporters joked that you are a real couple, so what are you sorry about.Sheng Nian lowered his head and showed an imperceptible smile. Originally, the crew had prepared two rooms for them, but Sheng Nian didn't care about those, and hooked Lu Lingbao to sleep with him every night.The forced Lu Lingbao always scolded him the next day for causing him to fail to recite his lines at night.Whenever at this time, Sheng Ni would lie on the bed and pretend to be dead, and reject me if he has the ability.

President Lu: It’s impossible that I can’t refuse my baby (>_<) so let’s do it again while we’re away for two hours :)