Wolf King

Xiao Yun's new slogan "Knowledge Creates Wealth" is not just for fun, this sentence is really useful in the current tribe, and it is very necessary to put this sentence into practice.

It all started when Xiao Yun inadvertently discovered that Balkron can secrete saliva whose Hammett acidity function is infinitely close to that of pure sulfuric acid (pKa value = -11.93). Spraying it easily corrodes metals, which shocked him. shocked!

Balk originally planned to show off his destructive power and scare Xiao Yun who kept forcing him to learn a lot of mathematical formulas. Unexpectedly, Xiao Yun immediately dragged him out and put out kaolin porcelain, forcing him to turn into a dragon and go inside. Spit, the more the better, he couldn't spit out and was scolded...

Balk's dream is broken, but he still wants to cry without tears. The ability of this guy to spray acid is a shame. After being caught by someone), the magic circle and barrier were destroyed, and the "yield" was extremely low, which easily broke Xiao Yun's beautiful fantasy of "extracting insoluble phosphate fertilizer with strong acid, and using phosphate rock for use"...

Annoyed, Xiao Yun certainly wouldn't let Balk go so easily, and immediately revealed his true colors and frantically squeezed Balk's magical abilities—mainly material mimicry magic—the ability to conjure up cages or ropes to capture slaves. Under the high pressure, the supporting equipment for the chemistry experiment class of high school students was forcibly produced, and the self-propelled and intelligent Longgong Intelligent Laboratory, under Xiao Yun's leadership (bian) and guidance (ta), within a few months The following experiments were completed:

The salt is dissolved in water, dissolved by steam, filtered, cooled and crystallized, centrifuged and dried to obtain ammonium chloride, and the mixture of solid ammonium chloride and slaked lime is heated to extract ammonia gas, and then liquid ammonia is obtained from ammonia gas; liquid ammonia and The carbon dioxide synthesis reaction produces ammonium ammonium formate (methyl ammonium), and part of it is dehydrated to form urea, then the urea is heated to obtain cyanuric acid, and the cyanuric acid is chlorinated to obtain trichloroisocyanuric acid—well, that is, the one used for disinfection of fish ponds It is a kind of white powder, which can be used after diluting more than 1000 times.

...Xiao Yun didn't want to waste so much effort to make fish pond disinfectant powder. The problem is that as the strongest magic race, Balk, this waste, has limited magic power. He can't mass-produce it after doing experiments. any solution?Synthetic ammonia and urea are not good things, but what can he do if he can't mass-produce them?It’s not just that we can only test out the possibility and route of chemical development first, and hope that in the future, the population base will increase, there will be talents, and the ability to produce supporting tools will be launched.

It was also because of Xiao Yun's dislike that he couldn't hide, that Balk had deep doubts about his own strength, and gradually became more and more obedient...

Of course, having the disinfectant powder for fish ponds is not a waste of effort. The water canals and ponds in the tribe are filled with fish, and they are growing very gratifyingly... Xiao Yun also asked Hongye to take some time to go to the Tauren tribe to send some to the Tauren tribe. When people grow rice, it can be diluted and used to soak the seeds. It has a good bactericidal effect and will not hurt the seeds. It takes so much money from the tauren, so I have to give it back.

As for the present, Xiao Yun cannot enjoy the convenience of industrial chemical fertilizers in the short term anyway, so he can only expand the scale of earthworm farming as much as possible... Earthworm farming that is likely to lose his underwear on the earth can be regarded as shining here. Beef, mutton, and pork are visibly obese, and the wheat fields sprinkled with vermicompost, sweet potato fields, and pepper fields are all growing very vigorously.

"It would be even more perfect if he could raise chickens, ducks, and geese." Xiao Yun, who is not content with anything, is still not satisfied. It's a rural life, and there is no chicken on the ground.

There are chickens, ducks and geese in the human kingdom, but across the inner sea... the Lamia caravan is not free enough to send live chickens and ducks all the way.Catch pheasants and ducks by yourself to domesticate... emmmmm... It's not very reliable to think about it.Birds are not as tough as wild boars, and they will die if they are infected with any bacteria. Chickens and ducks that are adapted to living with people have enough antibodies in their genes, so chicken plague should or will happen.

Waved away Balk and their salt drying team. There were no students to bully that night...uh...the instructable Xiao Yun came to Teacher Lan Guo's square classroom, listened for about 10 minutes...then fled.

The ancients said that they killed pigs in their previous life and taught in this life. Sincerely, I will not deceive you~!

The job of a teacher is really not something that ordinary people can do. No wonder the male teachers in the school when they were studying, their hairline receded quickly once they passed the age of 40!

Blue fruit, you worked hard!A dead fellow is not a poor fellow, so come on!

Hiding back in the dormitory to wipe off my sweat, I recalled the painful faces on the square, emmmmm... It seems that everyone is really pushed too hard. Now the slack season is fine, but won’t something happen when the farming season is busy?

There is a degree of relaxation, no, a degree of relaxation and relaxation is in line with the active, diligent, serious and lively work and study atmosphere. Thinking about it, I have not given benefits to everyone except food for so long, it seems that it is indeed a bit unhealthy - I am full. Studying and working on a stomach seems to be worse than high school seniors. Shouldn't it be appropriate to add some spiritual food to the tribe?

Xiao Yun clenches his right hand into a fist and hits the palm of his left hand. He needs to do small puzzle games right now, and he is worried about being addicted to the right thing when playing. One night, story meeting and so on, just waste a little saliva, benefit without cost, why not do it?

As soon as he thought of it, Xiao Yun immediately found out the work plan for the last quarter, turned over the blank space on the back, picked up a charcoal pencil to write and draw... What kind of short stories can seamlessly integrate into this world and can also inspire The clansmen use their brains to think, understand the ways of the world, and don't be so stupid and cute all the time. He has to figure this out.

Well, seamless integration into this world is the key point, the simple, crude and easy-to-understand storyline is the key point, and the key point is to let the tribe understand the dangers of the world...

Moved the story from memory, combined with the customs of this world and Xiao Yun's sinister purpose, and changed it. After seeing that the outline was similar, Xiao Yun rolled up the cloth and went out to the square.

In the big open-air classroom on the square, Lan Guo was repeating the division vertical swollen column for the Nth time with a bitter face... the gray dwarves, goblins, and cats who heard their ears calloused were either in a daze or chatting in low voices. The snow wolves full of paste are more bitter than Lan Guo's face.

"Well... come here first for class today, Lan Guo, you also take a break, come and drink some fruit water."

Handing the benefits of being a teacher, the jam made of wild fruits that are indeed too bitter to eat directly, mixed with water, was handed to Lan Guo with a face of pain, and asked him to sit by the side to rest, and Xiao Yun stood on the teacher's seat of Lan Guo , facing more than 100 curious or relieved faces: "Everyone has worked hard, we will arrange everyone to rest in batches during work, and we must pay attention to the combination of work and rest when studying. Today we will end class half an hour earlier to let Lan If you take a break, let me tell you a little story about the human kingdom..."

Xiao Yun said that when class ends early, no one cheers like modern students. The reason is not that everyone loves to study, but that there is really nothing to do... During the busy farming season, you can fall asleep when you are so tired That’s right, but it’s slack now. Even if the tribe is still digging canals and building embankments, the daily work assigned to individuals is still half that of spring plowing. Everyone gathers in the square before going to bed. Whether it's class or chatting, it's more interesting than squatting in a dark room—even the human Sal is in the crowd to listen to the mantle and the gray dwarf chatting. Mao Lu.

Ayun said that it was the first time that he wanted to tell a story to everyone. The manul and gray dwarf who were chatting in low voices immediately closed their mouths and looked over curiously.

"In the middle of the human kingdom, a small country with a small population, one morning, when a hunter got up early to go out to hunt, he passed a bridge outside the city and found the king's carriage overturned under the bridge. The hunter was shocked. , hurriedly shouted to the king, but there was no response, so the hunter ran to the nearby houses, called the farmers, and dragged the king's carriage to the shore by going down the river..."

Everyone's spirits were immediately attracted by this suspenseful opening, and Thrall opened his mouth even more... You, you, you, even if you are a very small city-state, you can't just take someone else's king Talk about something? !

"People dragged the carriage ashore and pried open the deformed carriage door. It's terrible...the king is in the carriage. There is blood on his head, face, mouth, nose, and clothes. The king is dead!"

Thrall: "..."

"The people turned pale with fright, and quickly hoisted the horses pulling the cart ashore. After a closer look, it turned out that the horse's hoof was cut by something, and some blood was left on the bridge. People guessed that it might be the king's horse. The horse broke its hoof while the carriage was crossing the bridge, and in a moment of panic pulled the carriage under the bridge, killing their revered king."

"The people were very sad. The peasants with carriages drove to the castle to report to the queen, and the hunters returned to the city to report the tragedy outside the city to the consul..."

"The consul is a great nobleman in the kingdom. He was very shocked when he heard the death of the king, and hurriedly rushed out of the city with his soldiers... When he saw the king's body at the scene, the consul was very sad...but soon, the great nobleman found out that Something was wrong with the king's carriage, because the king's head was broken when the carriage fell under the bridge, and the blood was all over his clothes, but there was not so much blood in the carriage, where did the king's blood go? gone?"

"Then the consul said, no, our dear king did not die because of an accident where the carriage fell, but our venerable king was killed and stuffed into the carriage, and the man who killed him deliberately injured his horse, You pushed the carriage under the bridge to fake the appearance of a carriage accident!"

"The people were amazed and couldn't believe that such a terrible thing happened around them, so the consul opened the door of the carriage wide open to let people see a small amount of blood stained in the carriage, and asked the people: If the king is in the carriage He broke his head, so why did the blood he bleed only stain his own clothes, but not spray into the carriage? When everyone kills sheep, if the technique is not skilled enough, the blood of the sheep will be everywhere when it is sprayed out? "

The adult manuls nodded repeatedly when they heard the words. When they first started killing sheep, they were often stained with the blood of live sheep.

Thrall also didn't care about shocking Xiao Yun's "contempt" towards the royal family, he was completely attracted by the little story of the king being murdered, and couldn't wait to ask: "And then?"

"The indignant consul said to the soldiers and farmers that we can't just watch our respected king being killed and remain indifferent. We should find out the truth of the king's murder. People all agreed. Under the guidance of the consul, the soldiers protected the scene, Farmers rushed in all directions to tell the sad and angry story to the people."

"The consul led a small group of soldiers and several elderly farmers and walked along the ruts of the king's carriage. It didn't take long before they arrived in front of the castle. The beautiful queen just heard the bad news, so she didn't care to dress up, Running out of the castle with disheveled hair and bare feet, he asked the consul sadly, "Is it true that the king is dead?"

"The consul said with great sorrow, yes, a hunter found the king's carriage overturned under the bridge..."

The story told by Xiao Yun has nothing to do with the so-called fairy tales... In fact, what he told was not a fairy tale, but a case in CCTV's legal program, integrating the tortuous process of solving the case with the background of this world , compiled a suspenseful murder case of the royal family similar to "Surprisingly Surprised" - the serious human Thrall listened intently, sometimes felt sorry for the queen's beauty, and was inspired by the wit of the wise and mighty consul Clenched fists, not to mention the prairie people whose spiritual entertainment is infinitely close to zero, even the stupid horns are holding their breath, for fear that the breathing is too loud and they can't hear the story Xiao Yun is telling!

In the story, the passengers who drove overnight provided testimony that the carriage galloped past the castle before dawn. The queen told the king why he left the castle in a hurry and rushed to the city. The coachman who knows exactly what happened in the early morning... The twists and turns, the fog, the dead end, the detection process of the willows and flowers, plus the two reversals at the end of the two times——

The first reversal is that the consul finally caught the real culprit who murdered the king, that is, the queen who had been crying sadly: the queen was discovered by the king during a private meeting with her lover, and in a hurry, the queen took the vase in the bedroom and broke it The king's head was killed, and the blood stains found by the consul under the carpet in the bedroom made the queen unable to argue, and had to admit that this was the first scene of killing the king; then she asked her lover to stuff the king into a carriage and throw it under the bridge leading to the city. The suspected "drunk driving" coachman had drunk too much the night before, and when he rushed back to the castle overnight, he couldn't bear the sleepiness and fell asleep on the edge of the field, which interfered with the investigation's sight.

The result of this reversal against the heavens almost shocked Thrall's jaw, and the grassland people were even more stunned...

This is not over yet, and the reversal that breaks through the lower limit of everyone's simple worldview is yet to come: the queen who murdered the king was sent to the gallows, and because the king's son was still young, the people elected the consul to be the regent to assist the young son. The little prince ruled the country; then... the hunter who first discovered the king's carriage received a large sum of money from the regent, and was about to leave the country to buy a little nobleman elsewhere, but was intercepted and killed by the people sent by the regent ...

The truth is revealed. It turns out that the person who discovered the scene at the first scene was the queen's lover. Throughout the story, he had a strong sense of presence but never met the queen in public. He took money from the regent, seduced the queen, and induced the queen. Killed the king and made the queen the mastermind of the king's murder, but because he knew too much, he was silenced afterwards...

"...This is today's bedtime story, a royal secret that takes place in a small country in the human kingdom. Alright, let's break up and go to sleep, and work and study with vigor tomorrow!"

... More than 100 bewildered faces stared at him blankly, and the broken voices of the simple and simple grassland people's worldview played like a symphony.

Xiao Yun smiled and waved to everyone, went to the crowd and picked up the youngest cub, and went back to the dormitory to sleep refreshed.

"...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then!"Bring back that wise and mighty consul!

"..." Thrall was almost lying on the ground, his eyes were empty, such an absurd story... In the eyes of him, who came from human society and understands the virtues of nobles, it is full of irony and truth~~!

The gray dwarves have a broken expression on their faces. The dark elves they once served are not as dark as the human kingdom in Ayun's story; the goblins are trembling, they are too scared!Humans are so scary!

The forehead of the grassroots patriarch is covered with sweat, and the head of the Huoyan patriarch has a confused face, and the story's main character, the consul, turns into a villain. The fucked up ending can't be recovered, and the tribe's inheritance is also passed down from generation to generation in the form of stories. Yes, he couldn't understand how the consul who ran through the plot was so bad, and how the king of a country was killed so easily...

The next day's evening class, everyone came to the square to gather before going to bed, and while listening to Lan Guo's lecture, they kept looking around at the No. [-] dormitory where Ayun lived. Halfway through the class, Ayun took a roll of cloth and rolled away come out……

However, Ayun didn't tell the story as soon as he came, but looked at Lan Guo seriously: "Lang Guo, how many guys didn't study well and didn't pay attention to the class just now? You point it out and drive them back to sleep. Those who don't study hard are not allowed to listen to bedtime stories."

Lan Guo: "..."

The inner world of the scumbags who are really distracted: "Don't ouch, why didn't you say it sooner~~~~!!"

Xiao Yun stared at Lan Guo for five seconds. Lan Guo couldn't bear the pressure, so he silently looked away... He couldn't do anything like betraying his clansmen!

Xiao Yun didn't really get into the details, he nodded with a smile and looked at the nervous clansmen: "It seems that everyone is quite serious today, very good, and we must show this kind of seriousness in studying in the future." Smilingly, "Everyone should supervise each other in the future, and remind each other if you find that you are not serious in class. If you don't learn well, it will be a problem of comprehension. If you don't study hard, it will be a problem of attitude. Attitude problems are the most serious problem. The crime... I'm not just talking!"

The scumbags shuddered on the spot... Qiqi shook his head and said absolutely not, except for Dahe, who would insist on making things difficult for Ayun!

That night, what Xiao Yun was telling was still the magic version of the "fairy tale", using the cases in the legal program as the main line, and fictionalized a series of stories about the discovery of an unknown male corpse in a well in a small human country. .

This time, at the beginning of this time, Xiao Yun made it clear in advance that the town sheriff who investigated this case was innocent and just, and let everyone focus on the case of the story itself, and then use "Today's Statement· The rhythm of the program "Smoke Lock Funeral Home" shows this localized story little by little...

This program caused quite a stir when it was broadcast, and after many years, it also has a very considerable number of views on the Internet, which shows the "golden content" of this case - even though Xiao Yun cut off part of it to make everyone understand The twists and turns of the "original plot" that cannot be magically changed are enough to open the eyes of Sal, a human being, and all the prairie people.

After the story was told, many people in the collective dormitory discussed it for half the night before falling asleep.There is no way, life on the grassland is too simple, there is no entertainment at all, Xiao Yun is such an unreasonable dose of strong medicine, whether it is Saar or the two well-informed patriarchs, they are ignorant Whether it's the cubs, they all have the feeling of opening the door to a new world... This world is so new and too big, it makes people tremble with fear, and they really can't help but poke their heads into the door.

The next day, even the idiots like Niujiao who do things with nine out of ten things but no brains stared at Thrall for a long time, and then spit out a sentence that made Thrall blood splatter three feet: "Sarr, you human beings! The world is so vast, it’s not easy for you to live in such a big place.”

"..." Thrall silently covered his heart, he wanted to say that he didn't, he was talking nonsense, that's not true, the most dangerous period in his life was just getting involved in the jealousy among noble ladies, this was enough to force him He, a bastard, was treated as a clown to please others by the suitors of the noble lady, and had to go far away, so he is not as scary as what Ayun said!

But if you want him to say absolutely nothing, Thrall can't open his mouth, after all, the buttocks of nobles are really dirty...

The people in the tribe were divided between the anticipation of the wonderful story of Ayun and the panic of the dark side of the story world. The salt field opened last year and the accumulated experience, with enough iron pots, produced more than 2000 catties of salt in just one week, which was tied to the back of Balk's dragon and sent back first.

Balk lay down on the ground and waited for the big river team to unload the salt bag, then got up and changed back into a human form, put on his clothes and ran to the kitchen to look for food. As soon as he entered the door, he heard the cow horns discussing the murder of nobles with the cubs who came to rub their snacks.

Balk: "??"

He's only been away for a week, that's right, why did the painting style of the cow horns and the manul cubs change so much?Was it the wrong route for him to fly back? ?

While eating the delicious fried buns, while listening to the four eloquent cubs complementing each other and recounting the fresh little story that Ayun just told last night, Balke was so shocked that his jaw almost fell on the stove It's over; the shock is over, the green dragon's heart is on fire... Good you Ayun, why don't you listen to such a wonderful and bizarre story while I'm not around? !

"I'm not good enough for you? Since we lived together, I've spent the most time face to face with you every day. I can see the eye of a needle in your inconvenient long hair!" Xiao Yun stood up the rake , panting with one hand on the handle, and waved the other hand in distaste, "This is just the first round of talking, and you will repeat it when you come back from the work of drying salt. You will be amazed one by one every day, enough for you to listen."

"You asked me to listen to the second batch~~~~??" Balk refused to accept the explanation, and felt aggrieved.

"I have no experience in telling the story for the first time, and some details are not interesting enough. I have experience in the second time, and it is definitely more comfortable than listening to the first time... It's like we went to dry the salt. Last year, we didn't Stumbling? With experience this year, everyone's efficiency is much higher, right?"

Only then was Balk satisfied, and after completing the delivery work, he flapped his wings and returned to the beach.

Xiao Yun watched the big-bellied lizard fly away, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Why, I have never been married in two lifetimes, so there is only one more eldest son!"