Hyperreal board game

Ye Ci took advantage of his lunch break to go home to pick up the broken jade bracelet.

Because Ye Lingyun said that he knows a first-class craftsman who can repair the bracelet so that no flaws can be seen.

For Ye Ci, it was a good thing that he came back at noon and saw how Ye Lingyun's little scoundrel bullied his precious cat son.

Then came the disaster to the guardian, Ye Lingyun was scolded bloody.

Professor Ye, who was always poised and unhurried on the podium, did not dare to make an excuse during the whole process of Ye Ci's scolding, and honestly bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

Then he sighed and hugged the puppet under his arm, "I'll go back and put him in the cage."

Yizi was startled, twisting and writhing in Ye Lingyun's hands, meowing and wailing: "No~~ you dare to lock me up, you bastard! I hate it! I still want to play with drones!" ! Meow ow ow ow~"

An Ge: ... This child is already enjoying being a cat.

Ye Lingyun still took Yizi away.

After Ye Ci went to work, An Ge called for dark beer.

Two cats ran into Ye Lingyun's house, and after a lot of effort, Yizai was released from the cage.

Black Beer laughed loudly: "You have today too! You are locked in a cage hahahahaha!"

Yi Zai jumped out with a whimper, kicked the cow cat aside with a kick of his hind legs.Then he asked with concern: "By the way, brother Clay, how do we receive the goods?"

An Ge looked confident: "I've made all the arrangements, let's go back first."

When the three cats passed through the living room, An Ge's eyes fell on the saucepan on the huge counter in the open kitchen.

There was a ring of candles around the silver stainless steel saucepan. It should be the scene of the summoning ceremony that Ye Lingyun hadn't had time to clean up, or maybe he didn't plan to put it away at all, but was going to try again when he came back.

In particular, he also pressed a piece of note paper directly under the pot, with a string of strange phonetic symbols written on it.

Yi Zai saw it, and seemed to be awakened by bad memories, and shivered: "Let's go..."

An Ge approached the pot.

Yi Zai arched his back and hissed nervously: "Brother Clay, don't go."

An Ge tilted his head and thought for a while, then pulled out the note.There are only strings of phonetic symbols on the sticky notes, but no words.

Mostly because Ye Lingyun didn't know what characters were used for summoning, so he used a lazy method and didn't care about the content at all, as long as the pronunciation was correct.

"Ye Lingyun used you to perform the summoning ceremony but failed... In fact, it should be considered a success, but he didn't expect to be cut off and eaten by you halfway, so he didn't get anything."

An Ge said, "That is to say, if you change the cat to perform the ceremony and summon the pot fairy, you should be able to get... news related to the case. Don't you think this ceremony is worth trying?"

Yizi shook his head with the dark beer.

The reason for the dark beer is simple: "It will definitely be lost!"

It's rare that Yi Zai didn't refute, but nodded repeatedly: "I don't want Brother Clay to be in danger, but it's useless for me to replace him... By the way, black beer, you go to the pot."

Black Beer's whole body exploded: "Eh??? How can you bully children like this!"

An Ge said: "Stop arguing, it will be very troublesome if the dark beer is lost, and I am the most suitable."

After all, he has golden fingers...

Since An Ge insisted, Yi Zai of course complied.

As for the dark beer opinion?He just listened to his uncles obediently.

But before that, the candles had to be lit.

The three cats took turns to try it out. Ye Lingyun's home is well-equipped, including cigar lighters, ordinary lighters and matches.

But these tools are hard for the cat owner's claws.

It was Yizai who was the first to give up trying, saying, "I have a good idea."

Then he closed his eyes.

Not long after, he suddenly opened his eyes and reprimanded angrily: "You are stupid! Don't even think about it!"

Black Beer was taken aback and jumped off the counter.

An Ge guessed what Yizai was thinking, and had to agree that the easiest and most trouble-free way at present is of course to invite the Fire Elementalist, Demon Devourer, Pot Immortal Buster, Dream World Destroyer, Yogg Apostle's Nightmare, Yue Zimo · Li · can walk and get tired and come out to light candles.

The most difficult part is how to coax this difficult young master quickly and effectively.

Seeing the young master who changed his face in an instant and stared at him coldly, An Ge took a quick decision.

Jin gradually threw the puppet down.

The puppet swished away from under Jin Jianlayer, and meowed angrily: "What are you doing? Ah? Why did you touch me suddenly? I hate it!"

An Ge: "Light a candle for me and I won't touch you."

Muppet: "Meow meow? Are you kidding me? Am I a servant? Put it aside when you have nothing to do, and ask to light candles if you have something to do? Don't even think about it!"

Jin Jianlayer continued to rush forward, rubbing his furry head against the puppet's head, "Is it really not possible?"

The puppet jumped off the sink with furry fur: "Don't touch me! Don't you understand?! If I say no, I won't!"

"This is very important, please do me a favor." Jin Jiancao continued to pursue persistently.

"I won't! I won't!" The puppet turned around decisively and ran away.

Two cats chased each other and jumped up and down in the house.

Only the cow cat was left with a dazed expression, following the movements of the two cats, turning its head to the right for a while and then to the left for a while.

Why did the uncles suddenly stop doing business and play...?

Although the cat's physical strength is good, it still gets hot after running for a while. The puppet has thick fur, and subconsciously opens its mouth and sticks out its tongue to dissipate heat.

He stopped on the top of the cat post in the corner of the living room, with an arrogant expression: "Forget it, since you sincerely ask me for help, I don't have to refuse."

It shook after holding it twice.

An Ge complained silently in his heart, and quickly jumped to his side: "Tell me what the conditions are."

Muppet: "...I should say this first! However, there are conditions."

An Ge: "... Tell me what are the conditions?"

The puppet cat smiled charmingly (don't ask how to tell), leaned close to Jin Jianlayer's ear and whispered a few words.

Jin Jian's face darkened (also don't ask how he saw it): "Pervert! Shameless!"

Black Beer: "Huh? What's the matter?"

Muppet: "Don't interrupt children when adults are talking. These are the only conditions I have, if you can't do it, forget it."

Jin gradually became furious: "This is called only? You just took advantage of the fire!"

The puppet raised its head arrogantly: "I'm just taking advantage of the fire, how about it? Anyway, there's no need to discuss it, so you can just say it's okay."

Jin gradually gritted his teeth: "At most... and..." He also leaned close to the puppet's ear and whispered a few words.

The puppet snorted coldly: "Are you going to dismiss the little virgin?"

Jin Jianlayer had no choice but to lean closer to his ear and say: "Then... just don't do it anymore! Don't push yourself too hard!"

The puppet licked its paw slowly and reluctantly agreed: "Deal."

The poor milk cat looked up at his small black and white head. He was so dizzy that he was about to suffer from cerebral ischemia.

Two big cats jumped down one after the other, Jin gradually jumped into the pot, and Dark Beer hurriedly jumped up to the sink: "Is the ceremony about to start? What shall I do?"

Muppet: "Kids, don't make trouble!"

Jin Jianlayer: "You read it according to the phonetic notation on the sticky note."

Oh black beer!With a cry, he squatted outside the candle circle with a note in his mouth.

The puppet stretched out the tip of its left front paw, and only scratched lightly on the candle wick, and the spark immediately ignited.

He quickly lit all the candles, and was driven back three meters away by An Ge because he was afraid that he would eat Guoxian again.

The puppet backed away with a dark face, and only warned: "Don't forget our deal."

An Ge deeply felt that Yue Zimo Li had secretly read some strange romance novels.

After the only unstable factor was pushed away, An Ge was coiled into a ball in the pot.To be honest, lying in the pot has a special feeling of peace and stability for cats, similar to humans hiding in quilts.

He tried to relax as much as possible, then nodded to the stout, motioning for him to begin the spell.

Black Beer cleared his throat and began to read: "Meow~~~~~"

Gold Gradient & Ragdoll & Cow Cat:  …

Gold Gradient & Muppet & Cow Cat: If you accidentally forget that cats can only meow!

Black Beer: "Uncle... what, what should I do?"

Muppet: "It's all here, just try to read it like this a few times."

Black Beer bit the bullet and read: "Meow ow ow ow ~~ meow woo woo ~~ meow ah ow ow ~~"

An Ge almost couldn't help jumping out of the pot, it was too ugly.

However, just when he really couldn't bear to stop the dark beer's devilish sound filling his ears, his eyes suddenly darkened, and his body suddenly sank.

He entered a semi-comatose state, surrounded by darkness, as if the whole world was spinning upside down.

There are dots of light in front of my eyes, they are sparse but real, like a group of fireflies flying out of the darkness and flying towards the distance.

An Ge was dragged involuntarily and flew forward together.

The surrounding darkness kept changing, but the dizziness remained the same.

He couldn't move, he couldn't even wake up, and he was passively receiving information from his surroundings in a daze that seemed to be stunned and drunk.

Something was whispering.

The starlight entered the atmosphere from the dim space, and the ground was pitch black, and even the lights could not dispel the thick darkness.

They rushed towards a specific position purposefully, and the speed suddenly became so fast that An Ge felt the fall again, and there was a corpse at the end of the fall.

The body was tattered and tattered, and it was in the same posture as the live photos in Yeats' computer. The convulsive hands and twisted body showed how painful torture it had endured before death.

However, the female corpse's face suddenly turned around. It was intact without any incision, but it was black and rotten. She giggled at An Ge, as if mocking her.

The strong sense of weightlessness made An Ge wake up suddenly.

The candles around the pot had been extinguished, and Stout rested his chin on the side of the pot and meowed.

The pot is very crowded...

And of course, because the Muppet jumped in too, and the two cats filled a pot to the brim.

An Ge: "You, what are you doing jumping in?"

The puppet cat licked him worriedly, "You have been refusing to wake up, I am worried about you... hiccup—"

He licked and burped.

An Ge: "And, you ate it again?"

The puppet cat nodded and licked its mouth: "I've never seen such an active food."

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The puppet cat probably also felt that he had caused trouble, so he lowered his head into his arms and arched, not daring to speak.

Or Black Beer bravely said: "Why don't I try it."

An Ge: "No, I will be lost."

Black Beer said: "I'm not afraid! Adventure is a virtue! Let me come, let me come, let me come~~meow~~"

Well he was right, An Ge agreed.

Black beer jumped into the pot excitedly, and An Ge was once again blackmailed by Yue Zimo Li to sign the ordinance on the loss of rights and humiliation of the country, and then lit the candles.

After that, he was responsible for reciting the spell, and the puppet cat still avoided it three meters away.

After reading it three times, the temperature in the room suddenly dropped, as if the air conditioner had been suddenly adjusted to below zero.