Hyperreal board game

So An Ge did it as soon as he thought of it, lowered his head and moved closer to the blowhole and blew vigorously.

After blowing it a bit, the puppet cat rushed up and knocked it away.

He stared blankly at the puppet's blue and angry eyes, and the puppet lowered its voice: "What are you doing! Don't take risks just because you have golden fingers?"

An Ge: "It's okay, it's okay..."

They talked in very small voices, and the other cats just looked at them suspiciously.

In order to make it easier for everyone to hear, An Ge turned his head and said, "This thing is designed for humans. I just tried it. The structure of cat's mouth is different, so it can't blow."

Dark Beer visibly slacked down, lying on the ground: "I was scared to death, I thought you were being controlled."

Adam seemed disappointed: "Is it really useless?"

An Ge stepped back generously: "You can come and try."

Adam did not refuse, but turned to look at Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu ran over at a trot.

An Ge said: "Wait, you will lose, 0/d6, if you are unlucky, you will go crazy."

Xiao Yu's voice trembled, but she still acted stubbornly: "I, I'm not afraid."

In this case, there is no need for An Ge to stop him.

But she only took two more steps when the Ragdoll suddenly said, "Wait a minute."

Adam couldn't help it this time: "What's the matter?"

The puppet cat walked up to Piccolo, pressed its front paw against the blowhole and rubbed it again and again, "Okay."

Xiao Yu: "...you have stepped on me so many times, how can you brag about it?"

Muppet: "Otherwise? Do you still want to kiss him indirectly?"

Under the gaze of several meaningful gazes, An Ge maintained a deadpan indifference, but his heart was already overwhelmed, and he couldn't tell whether he was more angry from embarrassment or wanted to beat him up anyway.

Xiaoyu struggled for a while, but still went forward slowly, first swept the blow hole with her tail, and then leaned forward and blew vigorously.

Of course it won't blow.

But Xiao Yu staggered around half a circle, buried her head under her paws, and said with difficulty: "Twice... deducted... 5 o'clock..."

If more than 4 sanity points are deducted at one time, it will fall into a state of madness for a short time.

The specific symptoms of madness will be randomly selected from a list.

Some symptoms are self-abuse, such as doing nothing and eating dirt in silence; some are unimaginable, and some are... like a farce.

It was the first time that An Ge encountered a player going crazy on the spot, and couldn't help but swallowed his saliva.

The little orange cat had already stood up, staring at Adam with piercing eyes. Adam was squatting by the side to watch, but now stood up vigilantly.

Crazy players have no reason at all, except for uniforms, they can only wait for the two hours of crazy time to end.

The little orange cat rushed over and clung to the leopard cat: "Adam Adam Adam Adam, let me tell you, in fact, I have been in love with you for a long time. I have fallen in love with you since the first time I saw you. Eyes that are brighter than the Milky Way, your cold and handsome smile that makes your heart ache, and your tall and perfect figure! All of them fascinate me!"

The leopard cat dodged for a while, and was tightly entangled in the little orange cat's paws. It looked at her with a dark face and said nothing.

The little orange cat continued to chatter: "Actually, I used to like Clay a little..."

Several cats turned their heads to stare at An Ge at the same time, and Jin gradually calmed down, looking unpredictable.

The Shura field that everyone loves to see did not appear.

The little orange cat didn't realize it: "But after seeing you, I only have you in my heart! Adam, Adam, why are you Adam? The difference between my identity and yours is too big. You are a noble and lonely prince, But I'm just a humble Cinderella. I know I'm not good enough for you, so I love you so much, and I never dare to say it out loud, and endure it desperately... I want to become stronger, become the core of the club, and become your partner. Left arm and right arm! I am willing to do anything for you!"

club?An Ge moved the tips of his ears, probably because "everything in a crazy state will not be judged by the system as a super game", the little orange cat has no restrictions on what to say, and what the player blurts out at this time is not what the player can say. Controlled, so Adam's identity was exposed so easily.

Adam changed his face in anger: "Shut up!"

However, Xiaoyu, who was in a mad state, couldn't understand, he was still humming, licking and rubbing at the leopard cat: "You tell me to die, I will listen... Ah Adam, I really, really I really like you..."

I didn't tell you to die, as long as you shut up, you didn't listen! !

But Adam also understands that there is no solution to the state of madness, no wonder the little orange cat.

He had no choice but to bite the back of the little orange cat's neck. For the strong leopard cat, this little thing was no obstacle at all.

The little orange cat didn't resist at all, but shrank its limbs obediently, and its eyes began to blur: "Adam, Adam, when you save me, I decide that the whole person belongs to you..."

Leopard Cat snorted a few times: "Call back."

Then with the little orange cat in her mouth, she ran away quickly before she revealed more secrets.

The Siamese cat was stunned: "Then, what should we do now?"

An Ge closed the lid: "...let's bury it first, since it's a dangerous item, it's better not to let humans touch it."

Several cats worked together to bury the box back into the ground.

Then An Ge said something worrying: "Zhang Qiang's death today is considered a break of the law, and the situation may change in the future."

Siamese Cat also agrees: "The symptoms of the victims should appear in an even number. After Zhang Qiang died, only Wang Baolin was left. It is possible that subsequent victims will have symptoms."

So the question is, who's next?

An Ge asked Shi Diudui, "Where does your shoveler live?"

Shi Didiu gave an address, An Ge thought for a while, "This building is near Ye Ci's house... Then the next one should be one of Black Beer and Adam's shoveling officer, it depends on who is closer to Wang Baolin's house It's close."

Black Beer immediately became nervous: "I, I'll go back and have a look first! Hu Zhong is resting today, playing games at home drunk."

An Ge let him go back and asked him to contact everyone after confirming.

The cow cat immediately turned around and ran away.

Only then did An Ge explain the law of distance to Shi Diudui. Shi Diudui was silent for a while, then sighed again: "Have you discovered so many laws... I really underestimated you before. If we cooperate earlier, maybe Ergou won't..."

She was a little choked up, but quickly took a breath and restrained herself. She was a very calm and reserved female player.

Then he added: "By the way, I remembered that Ergou said that although he didn't know where Zhang Qiang picked up the piccolo, Zhang Qiang seemed to know who it belonged to. He once complained. The original words were: It looks like a human. You look like a dog, you thought it was a valuable thing, but who knew it was a piece of broken plastic, why would you be so nervous? Tmd pretending to be a criminal."

An Ge: ...Is it still called picking up after knowing the owner?

Siamese cat: This is called illegal encroachment.But he has killed people, so don't take this crime to heart.

Makes sense.

It was getting late, the Siamese cat was afraid of being discovered by the shovel officer, so it decided to go home first, and added friends with the two cats before leaving.

An Ge was also preparing to go home. On the way, he was thinking about things while discussing with the puppet cat: "Zhang Qiang was somewhere and saw the owner lost the piccolo, but he didn't say anything, but picked it up secretly by himself. Later, he saw the owner lost the piccolo. He came back to look for it very anxiously, but he couldn't find it. He concluded that it was a very valuable item, not only because the owner cared about the piccolo, but also because the owner looked like a dog, so he should be a person with good living conditions. Combined... ... Which shovel officer do you think it might be?"

Wang Baolin, Ye Ci, and Ye Lingyun all met this condition. Considering the time when Zhang Qiang picked up the item, even the dead Zhang Xiaoming could not be ruled out as a suspect.

An Ge didn't dare to jump to conclusions, but the Muppet Cat didn't care, and came to a conclusion quickly and decisively: "When it comes to pretending to be a criminal, of course it's Ye Lingyun. And doesn't he have some notes related to Hameron?"

An Ge had to admit that this strong evidence convinced him.

However, he corrected a sentence: "It's Hastur."

Muppet: "Oh."

An Ge said: "In this way... I have to suspect that the whole ceremony was planned by Ye Lingyun."

Muppet: "That's not a strange thing. Aren't the members of the Godslayers Association all lunatics with high IQs? After all, if the IQ doesn't reach a certain level, you won't be able to feel the 'indescribable' and 'knowing the taboo' What kind of fear would it bring?"

An Ge nodded slightly.

In Sophie’s world, human beings were once described as fleas hiding in the fur of rabbits. Most of the fleas hid at the root of the hair, and the top of the head was covered by dense hair. Although the world in front of them was narrow, it was warm, safe and stable. They therefore And contented.

Only a small number of fleas will climb out of the top along the fur, and probe out of the fur to observe the vast world.

That world may be magnificent and magnificent, allowing fleas to broaden their horizons and elevate their spiritual level to a new level.Or maybe it's weird and difficult to understand, causing the fleas' existing knowledge system to collapse due to a severe impact, their concepts collapse, and life is worse than death.It's like losing all sanity points.

This kind of deep-seated fear is much more serious than the horror of ordinary people seeing ghosts. This is what Raf Kraft, the original creator of the Cthulhu myth, wanted to express.

However, if the intelligence is not enough, if you can't understand it at all, at most you can feel the fear of seeing a ghost.

Although Yizai's words were a bit harsh, it was quite convincing if he discarded the emotional component and thought about it.

Ye Lingyun has a high IQ and is interested in occultism. Compared with others, the possibility of implementing this plan is indeed higher than others.

They jumped back to the bathroom, what felt like a long day, An Ge was exhausted, and decided to confirm this matter after enough rest.

He rushed to the cat's nest in the corner of the living room, closed his eyes impatiently, and didn't pay attention to the uncharacteristic silence of the puppet.

Unexpectedly, just as he lay down, the puppet cat also got in.The cat litter is designed according to the specifications of a cat, and two big cats weighing more than 20kg squeeze in to fill the litter to the brim.An Ge pushed him: "Get out, it's hot."

The puppet immediately darkened: "You still dare to call me out?"

An Ge didn't understand why he was unhappy, but Yue Zimo Li always looked unhappy, so he replied blankly: "Ah?"

The puppet cat was already lying on his back: "What kind of rain did you hook up with that one, and when did you hook up? Tell me the truth!"

An Ge almost went crazy, is this the time to be jealous? ?

The author has something to say: When it comes to this madness symptom, I think of the previous group.My character is an inconspicuous otaku with a gloomy temperament and a suspicious look. The secret hidden in her heart is that she has a crush on a man with a mysterious whereabouts and acts as a stoka, following him to a small town.

That man is a character who has run out of sanity after going through a few regiments, and is always ready to tear the card, so naturally...following him, I also encountered unimaginable horror experiences.

Before that, I acted weirdly and disgustingly, such as pestering a man, I followed him wherever he went, bought a mask of Salted Egg Superman at the market and gave it to him, and I followed him to read the newspaper when he read the newspaper, like a pervert... …

Later, when I lost 4 points once, I rolled the madness of "need to confess immediately", and confessed frantically to a man in front of a group of people: Oh, your mysterious and vicissitudes of eyes, your fascinating beard, your whereabouts are uncertain The figure makes me love madly!

The player was dumbfounded.

True public execution

A group of people laughed like crazy_(:з」∠)_