[The Hobbit] Dressed as a female dwarf

#The Little Girl Selling Sweet Potatoes#

"I'm so stupid, really, I only know that there are evil dragons living in Iruber, a fire-breathing dragon, but I still sneak in. If I don't sneak in, I won't be discovered by the dragon. If I If I don’t get caught by the dragon, I won’t be trapped in a corner, if I wasn’t trapped in a corner, I wouldn’t be so hungry that I would hold my stomach, but I could only watch the dragon eat my sweet potato.” ——At this moment, the true portrayal of Silya's heart.

"It's delicious, it's delicious." Smaug couldn't help admiring, but eating a sweet potato the size of a "raisin" couldn't satisfy his huge appetite.So he stretched his claws into the charcoal fire again and scratched to find it, but he couldn't find the second sweet potato.

"Well, a sneaky thief." Smaug stared at Sylja in the corner through the door with meaningful meaning, "A cowardly and timid thief can cook such delicious food."

"Hey, I'm not a thief." Losing her beloved sweet potato and being slandered as a thief by the dragon, Sylja was extremely upset, and stood up from the corner with an explosive shout, which surprised Smaug.

"I'm not a thief." Glancing at Smaug's huge, crystal-clear light yellow eyeball, Silya's voice subconsciously lowered a few decibels, and she explained softly with a dogleg smile on her face, "I'm really Not a thief, I didn't want to steal from the extremely rich Smaug, I just wanted to witness the legendary giant dragon with my own eyes, I didn't believe it..."

There was a sense of flattery in Silya's words, but Smaug enjoyed this kind of flattery very much. Before Silya finished speaking, he waved his wings, pointed his paws in the direction of the central square, and proudly raised his dragon head and roared. "So, do you believe it now?"

"Believe it, believe it!" Silya chicken nodded her head quickly, "I believe it too much. The descriptions in legends and songs pale in comparison to you, the huge and stalwart Mr. Smaug."

"Haha..." Smaug laughed so exaggeratedly that he coughed and spat out a few sparks. After a while, he stopped smiling and said seriously, "Little mouse, do you think flattering me will save your life?"

"..." The evil dragon who didn't play cards according to common sense, Silya cursed secretly, but said carefully with a smile on her face, "Probably, maybe, yes!"

"No, it won't be." Smaug fixed his eyes on Silya, carefully examining the little girl in front of him.

His brown hair was disheveled behind him, and he looked a little embarrassed. From the pointy ears, Smaug recognized it as an elf, a very young and immature elf who naively thought he could escape from his grasp.

"You seem to know me? But I don't recognize your scent." Thinking that Silja could call out his name directly, Smaug frowned and asked, "Who are you and where are you from? Excuse me?" He said to the end He even politely added the word "excuse me".

"I... I come from the bottom of the mountain, right down the mountain." Silya nodded as she said, seeing Smaug's dragon face full of suspicion, she hurriedly added, "I... I crossed the mountains, crossed mountains and rivers, and then shuttled here. "

"It sounds amazing to be able to travel here. What title do you have?" Smaug opened and closed his mouth and asked Silya.

"I... I'm just an unknown junior. I came here by luck and saw the legendary giant dragon." Silya tried her best to look calm, but the slurred answer showed her inner uneasiness .

"I don't believe it. I've already seen that you are very familiar with this place. You walked across the central square and went straight here to find food. You are lying." Smaug's tone was a little bit more hostile, and his eyes mocked through the door Looking at Silya, "Not only a thief, but also an elf full of lies."

"No, no, I don't know what you're talking about. There must be some misunderstanding here." Silya quickly waved her hands and explained, damn, why does this dragon have such a smart brain.

"Look, I'm an elf, and this is the dwarf's castle. Elves hate dwarves the most." Silya hurriedly explained, Sorin, forgive me for saying this, Silya has no choice but to ask you to forgive me.

"The dwarves are just a bunch of hypocrites who are eager for gold." Smaug seemed to agree with Silya's words, and he turned to stare at Silya's bag and said, "So what? You still stole my gold coins, no With my permission, no one can take away any gold coins here."

"This..." Silya thought for a while and then retorted, "No, no, this is not considered stealing, this is the price you have to pay for the sweet potato you just ate, the great dragon Smaug, the king of beasts, should you not Will want to renege on it."

"Repudiation, no... no" Smaug seemed to be a little compromised. Hearing what he said, Silya was a little relieved, but heard the dragon say again, "How can the extremely rich and great Smaug renege on his debts? I have inexhaustible money." gold coins, but how many sweet potatoes do you have?"

"What do you mean?" Silya was at a loss. The dragon first showed off her wealth to her, and then asked her why she had so many sweet potatoes?

"Oh, I forgot to say, I really like your dessert just now, please have some more if you can." Smaug looked serious and didn't seem to be joking, just as he heard his words, he flapped his huge wings and flew away.

Silya didn't understand the evil dragon's mind. Seeing the evil dragon leave, she was thinking about the possibility of escaping, so she heard the dragon flapping its wings and flying back with the sound of the wind.She looked up and saw Smaug flying towards here with his claws clenched tightly, and he could vaguely see a pile of gleaming gold coins wrapped in his huge claws.

While Silya was wondering, the abominable dragon spread its claws and threw the gold coins towards her, only to hear a series of "crash..." sound, golden rain fell from Silya's body, and the walnuts A gold coin about the size of it slammed on her forehead, and a pile of gold coins fell at Silya's feet after a while, almost obliterating her calf.

This nasty dragon.Silya clasped her hands tightly and gritted her teeth, but after weighing her small body and looking at the giant dragon not far away, Silya finally chose to remain silent.

"Hey, where's my lovely snack?" Smaug was obviously very dissatisfied with Silya's indifference, and his haughty face seemed to say, why don't you give me something after I paid for it.

"This place is so messed up by you, I can't make the snacks you want." Silya gritted her teeth and replied, want to eat roasted sweet potatoes?I still want to eat roasted dragon? !

"You're lying to me again, I didn't extinguish that fire at all." Smaug pointed his paw at the fire pile of charcoal where Silya roasted sweet potatoes just now.

"..." Silya was speechless, who could tell her why this dragon is so difficult to deal with?

"Don't think about refusing, otherwise, I don't mind roasting you to taste." Showing his sharp teeth, Smaug threatened Silya, and in order to show that he wasn't joking anymore, he even spit a few words at Silya. mouth faint sparks.

"Pfft..." A stench came straight to the tip of her nose, and Silya couldn't help covering her nose, fanning her right hand, and muttered softly, "How long has it been since I brushed my teeth!"

"What did you say?" Smaug dissatisfied.

"No, no, I'll start working now." Silya shook her hands, and ran to dig sweet potatoes with a "serious" face.

one, two.

With a sweet potato in each hand, Silya turned around and was about to go to the fire, but Smaug, the overseer at the door, yelled loudly, "Not enough, not enough!"

Hey, with a deep sigh, Silya had no choice but to continue digging sweet potatoes. In the sound of Smaug's "not enough, not enough", the sweet potatoes beside Silya seemed to have piled up into a hill.

"Not enough." Smaug shouted again, Silya turned around and roared, "Are you done, you might as well roast me."

"..."

Unexpectedly, Smaug was not angry as if he had been scolded. He glanced at the sweet potato hill beside Silya, sucked his saliva and said reluctantly, "Well, it's almost enough, you can start roasting."

Heaven, earth, what evil did I do, Silya choked speechlessly, looking like a bullied little girl selling sweet potatoes!

The author has something to say:

Uh... Accidentally wrote Smaug crookedly.