[The Hobbit] Dressed as a female dwarf

#The Gamble with Smaug#

"Silya, the name is too feminine, it doesn't match your personality." Smaug commented on Sylvia's name, before waiting for Sylya's response, he said again, "Anyway, in general Say, you did bring me a very interesting legend, Silya."

"Pfft..."

Just as Smaug's voice fell, there was a long... fart sound coming from the door?

Silya looked at Smaug suspiciously, and smelled an increasingly strong stench at the tip of her nose.

"Hmm..." Silya pinched her nose and couldn't help shouting, "Quick, don't stay here, go somewhere else, do you want to smoke us both?"

"Damn it!" Smaug cursed angrily when he didn't expect his stomach to be so unsatisfactory suddenly, his old dragon's face flushed red.

"Come out, come out quickly." Shouting to Silya, Smaug controlled his huge body to turn half a circle on the spot, and slowly turned his butt towards the direction of the door.

"Be patient, I'll come out right away." Seeing Smaug's intentions, Sylja yelled, and ran out of the room in a hurry with the cloth bag that contained the box slung across her shoulders.

Accompanied by another more long-lasting sound of "Puff...", Silya covered her nose and mouth, trotted all the way to the central square, knelt and sat on a hill paved with large gold coins, Silya covered her chest and mouth A breath of fresh air.

"Haha, haha..." Thinking of Smaug's embarrassment just now, Silya laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up, and simply lay back on the ground.

What a stalwart dragon, what a king of beasts, if you eat too many sweet potatoes, you will fart.

"why are you laughing?"

The head of a giant dragon full of fangs suddenly appeared in front of Silya. The ferocious appearance really shocked Silya, but the scene just now was repeated unconsciously in her mind, and Silya couldn't help bursting out laughing again. sound, "haha, haha"

The crisp laughter of the female elf echoed in my ears, and Smaug's old dragon blushed even more. He looked at the elf laughing and rolling at his feet, and roared angrily, "I am Smaug, the king of beasts, Smaug, My sharp teeth are like swords, my sharp claws are like spears, and when I wave my wings, a storm comes, how dare you laugh at me, a weak and thin elf."

He bared his teeth and tried to put on a fierce look, but Silya clutched her stomach and couldn't breathe from laughing, never paying attention to what he said to show off just now.

My first name.Seeing that his own words didn't seem to have much effect on the female elf, Smaug sat on the ground slumped, with a dejected appearance, like a little monster defeated by Ultraman.

"Okay, okay, I won't laugh at you anymore." Silya stopped laughing at some point, she turned to look at the frustrated Smaug, and held back her smile to comfort him.

"Silya, you are the first person who dared to make fun of me." After a while, Smaug turned his head in Sylya's direction and said helplessly.

"Oh?" Silya said calmly, "That's because you didn't fart in front of other people..." Fart, otherwise I must not be the only one laughing at you.

"Stop...stop..." Before Silya finished speaking, Smaug interrupted him hastily. He didn't want to hear any more fart-related sentences from her, "I think you are a very interesting People, so I don't intend to hurt you, Silya, please don't try to provoke me again."

"No, Smaug, you made a mistake. I should ask you not to try to make fun of me again." Silya shook her head, as if it was not my fault.

"..."

For the first time in thousands of years, Smaug was blocked by other people's words and could not refute. He took a deep breath, spewed out a few sparks from the tip of his nose, and sat there depressed.

Surrounded by a sea of ​​gold coins, a cute little elf sat by his side. His stomach was full of the warm snacks he ate just now. For some reason, Smaug yawned with a sense of satisfaction in his heart.

"That's..." Silya's voice came from under her feet, and Smaug followed her line of sight, and saw a gemstone emitting light blue light shining alluringly among thousands of gold, he smiled slightly and didn't care much He explained, "That's the Akon Gem, a gem that made Oak Shield suffer, become mad, and go to destruction."

"Why? Do you want it?" Smaug's love for gems is not as strong as gold. Seeing Silya's eyes burning, he thought she liked it, so he wanted to give it to him, but he didn't want him to say it, Silya was already holding it. The fist cries like a tearful man.

"Hey, you don't have to be so moved, it's just a gem." Smaug thought that Silya was moved by his words, but he didn't want Silya to ignore him, and just slowly took out an Aken gemstone from her bosom. Similar gems cry more fiercely.

"You lied to me, you lied to me." Silya kept whispering while clutching the fake gem.

She finally knew why the Elven King said that the agreement between them had always been there, and now she finally knew why she took the Akon gem away, but still did not stop Smaug from coming.It turned out that everything was arranged by Thorin, and it turned out that he did all this only because he wanted her to leave Iruber and escape the terrible fate that Iruber was about to encounter.

"Hey, don't cry, I didn't lie to you, that gem is really for you." Smaug was a little at a loss, he stretched out his claws to bring the Akon gem not far away and put it at Silya's feet carefully, "I really send you off, I won't lie to you, don't cry."

"Pfft...thank you." Amused by Smaug's clumsy movements, Silya wiped away her tears and picked up the Akon gem beside her feet and said, "This gem that destroyed the oak shield's will should not appear again, I will take good care of it , find a more suitable owner for it."

"You seem to be familiar with this gem?" Smaug didn't want Sylvia to cry again, but he still couldn't help asking.

"Familiar, of course I am familiar. The Arkon gem is famous in the world of Middle-earth, and no one will be unfamiliar with this gem." Silya nodded excitedly. It was time for her to find Thorin and reconcile with him. Erya looked up at Smaug full of expectations, "Smaug, I need to leave here, what about you? Are you really unwilling to leave here? There are more delicious sweet potatoes outside, and I will make other delicious ones .”

Looking at the expectant elf in front of him, Smaug was moved for a moment, but he yawned, looked at the ocean of gold coins around him and rejected Silya, "I like your snacks, but I think I prefer to be here Get some sleep."

At this moment, Smaug chose to be a house dragon. Of course, later he regretted his decision today.

"Well, I respect your decision." Silya said softly, thinking of Smaug's final ending, and said again, "If one day, the dwarves drive you out of Iruber, you can promise to leave quietly instead of Hurt the people down the mountain?"

"No, no... Silya, the dwarves have no ability to drive me away, please rest assured." Smaug shook his head quickly and replied.

If you don't leave, that's what worries me the most!Silya looked into Smaug's huge eyes and asked firmly, "I mean, if, if what I said happens, and the dwarves drive you out of Irubor, you can promise not to hurt the people down the mountain, and leave quietly Is it?"

"Are you going to make a bet with me?" Smaug asked doubtfully.

"You can put it that way." Silya thought for a while and nodded.

"Well, I promise you, if the dwarves have the ability to drive me away from Iruber, I can promise to leave here quietly, but what if the dwarves don't have this ability?" Years later, when I wake up, will you make me some snacks?" He yawned again as he spoke.

"Okay" Silya nodded, but she knew in her heart that Smaug could not sleep for another 60 years. In the near future, a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins would wake him up, and then Thorin and his party Will drive the dragon out of Iruber and take back the lost castle.

The author has something to say:

So, as a house dragon, Smaug chose to sleep with the gold coin after eating, instead of going to the outside world with the beauty (our beautiful Silya).