there is a stupid emperor

After walking for a while, I saw a few lighted lanterns vaguely, and when I walked in, I noticed that it was a small tavern that was not closed.

Xiao Duan'er dragged me into the mansion, the boss is a little old man, he seems to know Xiao Duan'er, he greeted us with a smile, "Hey, the young master is here again."

Xiao Duan'er waved his hand, sat at the table facing the door, and said to the boss, "Serve the wine!"

"Okay~"

…I sat quietly on Xiao Duaner’s right-hand side, and silently watched him uncork a jar of unknown wine. Of course, the smell was so strong that you could smell it just by uncorking the wine.

I didn't block, why should I block?

In the case of ensuring that my life is safe, I still hope that the drunker he is, the better.

But it was obviously not that easy, because he also opened an altar for me.

"Drink!" He stared at me, eyes not blurred at all.

I was a little hesitant, but when I saw Xiao Duan'er drunkenly shaking his head, I gave it a go!Holding the jar and gurgling... Well, I only took a small sip, why do I feel like I drank a lot? That's my fake pharynx.

That's why I don't pour out the wine and drink it again. Hehehe, the jar is dark, who can tell how much you have drunk?

Xiao Duan'er saw that I was drinking too, so he stopped staring at me, but muttered, "This is how you look like a man."

...not to mention that your little brat looks more like a girl than me, and why do I have to look so manly?I'm too lazy to complain about short paragraphs, I just nodded in response.

"Say something, if you don't speak, I want to beat you up."

...what's wrong with this? ? ?Drank too much? ?Oh, he did drink too much.

"Cough," I cleared my throat, "Did you...drink too much?"

"Put it on! I'm sober, my lord!"

Hmm... all the swear words came out, I must have drunk too much, after the test, I continued to speak.

"where is this place?"

"You're blind, tavern!" He replied confidently.

I blacked out, "...I'm asking a little older."

He took a sip of wine, and he didn't lose his ability to think even though he was dizzy, "Caozhou."

"How about a little bigger?"

"Luzhong! Bigger Tang! Do you bother me?"

Luzhong, I know this, Shandong...Caozhou...Shandong Caozhou, would it be the area around modern Cao County?Where does it belong...near Heze?Anyway, we were caught in Shandong? !My god... it's a bit far away.

"Then why did you bring me here?" I continued to ask.

Xiao Duan'er tilted his head, "What's the matter, my family's family has treated you, a noble emperor, badly? Hehe."

Hearing this, I looked back at the boss, who lowered his head and fiddled with the abacus lightly as if calculating how much he earned in a day, but turned a deaf ear to our conversation.

"Clan House?" I continued to ask.

He frowned, "You don't even know this, what's the use of you being alive? Does General Shi Shuqi know? This is his house!"

I'm sorry that I've failed in life, but... "Why can I live in Uncle Shi's house?" Besides, looking at the shabby condition, it would be wrong for a general to live there..

Xiao Duan'er was slapped on the table when I asked, "Do you bother me! Isn't his house my house! You don't live in my house, where do you live?"

I shrank my neck, "Then what's your name..." I always knew that Xiao Duan'er was called Xiao Duan'er, but Uncle Ke's home is his home?Is he the male favorite of Shi Shuji's family?

"Master, don't change your name! Don't change your surname! Shi Qing Duan!"

"So General Shi is yours..." I continued to lead him.

"Uncle. My father died early, and he raised me."

The little bit about being drunk is a bit of a cliché.

I glanced at Xiao Duan'er, no, Shi Qing Duan's expression was drunk very naturally, but it also revealed an unnatural feeling everywhere, just... a feeling of relaxation.

I cleared my throat with a sip of wine, and said, "Aren't you a Japanese? Why do you have an uncle from the Tang Dynasty?" Or is it a general?

Shi Qingduan sneered and said, "Idiot, Zhu Yougui and the others must have told you that I am a Japanese craftsman."

Speaking of this, the shop owner seemed to be a little restless, he stepped forward and called Shi Qingduan, "Young master." It seemed that he wanted to wake him up, but Shi Qingduan was obviously stronger than him, so he waved his hand , "What's the matter with you! Go get some more wine!"

The little old man looked at him, then at me, lowered his head and sighed, and went to the back.

I looked at his leaving back thoughtfully, hey, no matter how you look at it, this is not a normal boss-guest relationship, but more like...a slave?Subordinates?

"Don't look! That's my uncle's old department." Shi Qingduan chuckled, "This city is all our people, are you afraid? Hehehe."

"Scared." I replied honestly. "Then are you a Japanese spy?"

"Yes. Did I deny it?"

Hey...you are still confident, right?

"But I'm still Datang's spy in the country of Wa."

Huh?Double agent.

"You don't think it's strange when you see me. I can live for so long with a small job, and I'm still under the noses of a few important officials in the court."

"It's strange, I didn't dare to say it." I'm really an upright emperor.

"Look at you, didn't you dare to hit me so hard a few days ago? Why are you being cowardly today? Huh?"

I watched him drink and thought silently, I came here to beat you to death.But not now.

"Then what are you going to do to me?"

When Shi Qingduan heard what I said, he smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, I don't dare to touch you, whoever Zhu Wen wants will dare to touch you, but you will definitely not survive, so don't expect it, the new dynasty will change, You must be the one who was taken to sacrifice to the ancestors, but you just don't know when to do it."

Oh.

"But I also feel sorry for you. Hehe, you have such a bad fate at such a young age, and there is no room for turning around."

Well, you pity me?All I heard was schadenfreude.

Shi Qingduan smiled, and then he was stunned, I don't know what he thought, his expression was a little lonely, tears seemed to be rolling in his eyes, after all, before the tears fell, he raised his head and took a sip of wine.

I thought about it, and said, "You...do you like Han Qing?"

"Shut up!" The wine jar fell to the ground, and it was broken more than the earthen jar I used to grow wild flowers.

If the wine jar is broken, you can still win the next jar. It's heartbreaking, and you can only wait for the next reincarnation.

It seemed that he was shocked by the sound of the broken wine jar, and Shi Qingduan also didn't speak for a while, so naturally I didn't speak either.

After being silent for a while, he heard him say quietly: "Anyway, now, it doesn't matter whether you like it or not."

Yes, from the resentful tone, that's for sure.

"He has died in battle. Hehe, such a dandy has died in battle." The tone was somewhat mocking.

I looked at the slag of the broken wine jar on the ground, "You have a chance to tell him."

I mean back then, when he was still in the flower house.

Shi Qingduan opened another altar, took a sip, and said: "Do you think such a person would believe me? I was in the flower house in those years. Although I had him, I didn't suffer much, and I didn't suffer much, but he Isn't it to hinder my mission? What he likes and what he likes are all for you to see, he is born with arrogance, how could he like me. "

What I wanted to say twirled around my mouth, seeing Shi Qingduan's wry smile, I opened my mouth anyway, "After you died, he often went to your grave."

"Really..." His eyes lit up.

"But Pei Qingshu is always by my side." I added this sentence with my mouth.

The light in his eyes dimmed instantly.

"Pei Qingshu...the two of them are indeed a good match." Shi Qingduan stared blankly at the wine jar in his hand, it looked pitiful, it was not the same as when he mocked Pei Qingshu to go to the front line before .

"But now that Han Qing is dead, everything is gone. I can't be with him, and neither can he."

Vicious, the most poisonous... the heart of the young man in front of him.

I silently took a sip of wine.

Shi Qingduan hugged the jar and gurgled, this time he really drank, I saw a lot of wine overflowing from his mouth, it seems that he really needs alcohol to numb himself.

But think about it, it's also very pitiful.

Looking at his age, he is not a few years older than me, but he is a double agent. He is always separated from the person he loves, and now he is separated forever, and he can't miss the person he loves as a normal person.

Hey, I pity him, who pities me.

"Hey, how about you, with Zhu Yougui, you have a lot of tricks." He laughed at me.

I looked at him, and I couldn't even refute.Because, more or less, my dependence on Zhu Yougui is all based on this idea of ​​being backed and used.

"Hehehe, pretending to be more high-definition than anyone else every day, you're not a slut in the end!"

vicious!

I smiled, "That's better than you in the flower house." What's the matter, who can't poke someone's wound?

But it was obvious that it hurt more when I poked it. He raised his eyebrows, and was about to refute me, but he shrugged them down again in an instant, as if thinking of some bad memories, and the expression on his face was very indifferent.

"Drink!" As soon as he lifted the jar, he was about to toast me. I wanted to refuse, but I still couldn't resist the pressure of my eyes and took a few sips.

But there are more of them swallowing saliva and putting on a show.

"I suddenly felt that Han Qing is dead, and my life is meaningless, why don't we die together?" Shi Qingduan became more and more drunk.

I... I am speechless, why did you take me with you?

So I even coaxed and lied: "I think with you two, Han Qing and I are old acquaintances anyway, you are not afraid that you will lead me to death, Han Qing's soul doesn't like you, but me instead?"

Shi Qingduan looked at me very seriously, "Let's not say, although you are cowardly and motherly, but you are quite good-looking, and you can compete in the flower house like you." Top card."

"I won't rob you."

Later, I drank a few sips of wine, and Shi Qingduan became more and more drunk. The second was still laughing at me, and the next second he fell down on the table unconscious.

Huh, rubbish.I mocked him silently.

Then I fell asleep.