[Korean entertainment] I have a special skill

The fan meeting will start soon, Si Nian is arranged in the third position from the left, and sitting next to her happens to be the god of otaku Egg Soup. When you are familiar with it, you will show up as cheap.Si Nian, who had already put on Erha's hood, took the bottle of water he handed over, and saw him leaning over mysteriously, and smiled: "Luobodun, my brother here is arguing on the phone, I have to Let me break some more news, or you can send them a voice message to encourage and encourage them, and try to fight the city war in a few days."

Si Nian listened in a daze, not knowing what he meant by the city war.Moreover, the pullover was still very stuffy on the head, so he could not speak without talking, so he pointed to his head and waved his hand.

In the eyes of Egg Soup, it's just a Erha shaking his head.

The corners of Egg Soup's eyes twitched, and he turned his head to quickly update the real-time status of his friends.

[Brother has worked hard, but girl Luobodun put on a husky headgear and started acting cute [stupid] there (ㄒoㄒ)//The signing will start soon!Brother hide first! 】As soon as I put down my phone, I saw many comic fans entering the venue one after another.

Si Nian sat upright, like a good student, then stared blankly into the distance with Husky's head on her head.

The little fans who came in with postcards or cards of Sixi Maruko almost cried because of this appearance, and all the guys already inside silently picked up their mobile phones and started recording.Sister Dun is really stupid, cute and easy to tease~!

The first fan who came to sign was a short girl with an apple head and an apple-shaped hairpin. She came here with her own puppy, a small teacup dog with a cut face. It formed a round ball, with a pair of black grape-like round eyes, looking around, with curiosity written all over its face.This person and dog look like a family.

Miss waved her hand.Seeing the radish pier in the shape of Sixi, the little girl excitedly held her teacup dog and pointed it out: "Guoguo, Guoguo, this is the cartoonist my sister admires."

The teacup dog with its four paws in the air raised its face, and shook its tail in confusion: "Is the cartoonist a magic horse?" Then his eyes fell on the fierce eyes of the husky on the headgear, and with a groaning voice, he fell into the arms of the owner in fright. Li drilled, "Mom, I scared the baby to death."

Missing, who had witnessed the whole process, was overjoyed, she shook her head with her headgear on, and made a whining sound.

Sure enough, Baby Guoguo fell headlong into the crevice of his master's arm, with his chubby butt facing Sisan, pushing in hard.

"Wooooow, this dog looks so strange."

The little girl with the apple head saw that sister Dun really liked small animals as in the legend, and she was about to fly with joy. She handed the card of Sixi meatballs she bought to Si Nian, and then stared at Erha's top of her head with a flushed face. Sister Dun looked, her eyes sparkled: "Sister Dun, I like you so much, I have chased after your "Sixi Ball", the stories in it are very, very good, I will always support you, fighting!"

"Thank you for coming today."

Si Nian had a highfive with her, and touched Guoguo's fluffy little butt by the way.In addition to the signature on the card, a little girl and a puppy were drawn with a few strokes.

"This is the first autograph I signed in my life, so cherish it." Passing both hands back to the little girl, seeing her nod wildly in excitement, and then leaving with her hands full of happiness, her palms sweating Missing breathed a sigh of relief as if she had completed her task.

"The first time is raw and the second time is familiar, the girl is still too young." A veteran's egg soup chatted for a while, and I calmly signed the name of the flamboyant, and bumped fists with the otaku No. [-] in front of me , non-stop waiting for the next one, no nostalgia at all.

"When will girls come to my team? As long as they don't carry handles, I will write my mobile phone number under the signature." He stared sadly at the missing team.

After signing the second one, Si Nian took the time to glance at his team, pursed her lips to suppress a smile, and patted him on the shoulder sympathetically.

At a glance, in the egg soup team, there are very few people who can be called the opposite sex, and they are all old men.On the Missing side, it's just the opposite. The laughter of the charming little girls filled the team with its own pink atmosphere.

There was no time to comfort her, and she was going to start interacting with the next fan again, but as Egg Soup said, the first few autographs were still a bit stumbling, and the more autographs, the smoother it would be.The team is also proceeding smoothly.

But soon she discovered a problem. In her team, a few strange men were inexplicably inserted.

No. 1.7: "Is it a radish? Is it really a radish? Goddess, I'm single, [-] meters [-], IQ is not high, and I'm a loyal dog. I think we are a perfect match. Do you want to consider me?"

Missing pen stopped in the air: "Uh..."

Egg soup: "Hehe, I'm sorry, this bastard sneaked into your team. Come back quickly, just like you, who is so wretched that you try to delusional goddesses, and you are not afraid that everyone in the group will drown you by spitting."

Number two: "Hey, Goddess, do you want to get a dog, the kind that went to college."

miss:"……"

The egg soup twitched the corners of his mouth: "... come back... come."

When it was like No. [-], Miss, who was used to it, pointed to the egg soup team without saying a word, and then... No. [-] passed away dejectedly.

……

The queue for signing was very long, about four to ten minutes later, Si Nian gently turned her sore wrist, held down the heavy headgear and lifted her head up, wanting to see how long her queue was, but in the end... …

Fuck, who is the person in the team with the dog's head exactly like hers!

Originally, the team was full of soft girls, and they were not very tall. As a result, this 1.8-meter tall man was in the middle, and with this big headgear on top, it looked like a husky standing in the crowd from a distance. like.

miss:! ! !

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

She laughed so hard that her stomach was dying of pain, and she forgot that she was still wearing a hood. She was top-heavy and fell headfirst on the table.

Cui Shengxuan looked at Sister Dun, who had the same headgear as his heart, silently counted the number in front, thinking, very good, I will finally be in line.Then... Sister Tun fell headfirst on the table.

Choi Seung Hyun: Hahahahahahahahaha

I was so impressed with this tall and burly "husky", watching him getting closer and closer to me, and finally walked in front of me, Missing raised his face, waiting for him to hand over the things he wanted to sign, but the man moved They didn't move, and the two stared at each other... No, it was dog eyes staring at dog eyes.

Everyone in the audience witnessed the historic meeting of these two "dog heads".Then the sound of "噗", "噗", "噗" came and went one after another in the field.

After waiting for a while, Si Nian saw that he hadn't moved, and was about to speak when he heard the person in the hood on the opposite side shout with a voice that resembled a subwoofer.

"Wang."

Miss: ... Did she hear wrong?

Drunk by these two dogs, she coughed lightly, and tentatively replied: "...Wow?"

Sure enough, the fan became excited all of a sudden, prepared the postcard he had prepared, pressed his fingers and moved it in front of her, and continued to say happily in a mellow voice: "Wow woof woof~"

Such a recognizable voice, like a dog barking, gave Si Nian goose bumps all over her body, and she signed her name.According to the process, I wanted to continue to write a paragraph to him, but if I asked my name in human language, this fan who automatically entered Two-dimensional should continue to answer with woof woof...

Making a decision in an instant, she drew two identical huskies holding hands on the card, and finally carefully drew a cute heart shape between the two dogs.

"Wow, woof, woof." She handed it to him, the subtext is thank you for coming to this meeting, I will remember you.

I don't know if this fan understood what she meant. After receiving the card, he glanced at the content and responded happily with "Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof".With a strong heart, he ignored everyone's attention, shook his dog's head and turned his buttocks, and left.

"Your fans are very characteristic." Egg soup held back a smile, glanced at it, covered his eyes on the headgear, and showed a shameless radish, his mouth was not idle.

"To each other." Si Nian raised her head silently, and saw that he received another obscene condom from a fan, which was very meaningful.

The egg soup was molested by the girl, so he quickly stuffed the gift into the cardboard box below, and stared at the next fan with gritted teeth: "If you give me a condom again, I will stuff it into your mouth."

The next otaku who suffered innocently, carefully put the condom back into his pocket, and only took out the first gift he prepared, a mobile hard drive, and put it in front of him, and said solemnly: "Brother Tang, I really came to ask for an autograph." Yes. Here are 100G action movies for your reference, I hope you will give our fans more benefits."

"Oh~~~~" The sound of missing was really endless, and Sao's egg soup almost overturned the table.

I'm bored enough, tell me about my drawing of Xiaohuang comics in front of the goddess, do I want to have an image!

……

The meet-and-greet was still going on very lively. Satisfied, Cui Shengxuan sat back in the car and took off his headgear. He looked over and over at the two dogs drawn by Sister Dun herself, and noticed the little heart in the middle of the dogs, showing off in front of the assistant who was about to drive away. Shaking it, he said proudly, "Did you see that sister Dun drew a heart in the middle!"

The little assistant who stayed in the car was worried that Brother Shengxuan would be exposed, saw his heartless appearance, was scarred by his abuse, and didn't want to love anymore.

Assistant: "You didn't expose it, did you?"

Choi Seung Hyun: "Don't worry, I didn't say a word~"

Feeling that this kind of happy thing must be shared, he took a picture of the postcard signed by sister Dun and sent it to the bigbang chat room, and then sent a proud emoji.

The prompt message Ding Dong.

Quan Zhilong, who originally wanted to chase after a girl but stayed at home with nothing to do, glanced at his phone, clicked on the picture sent by Brother Shengxuan, twitched the corner of his mouth, and sent a bloody emoji.

Cut, what's there to show off with two broken dogs.Really.

small theater:

Quan Zhilong was saddened as he hugged the family tiger.

Quan Zhilong: I feel like I was robbed of the limelight by Brother Shengxuan TUT

Quan Jiahu: What's the matter?

Quan Zhilong: Brother Shengxuan is actually more cute than me, I am not convinced by Quan Mengmeng!

Quan Jiahu: Hehe, if you have the ability, you'd be barking too!

Quan Zhilong: Wang Wang Wang

Quan Zhilong: woof woof woof

Quan Zhilong: woof woof woof woof

Quan Jiahu: ... you should speak human language

Quan Zhilong: QAQ Miss, you have to love me, you can't fall in love with Cui Tabi.