"System, you're awake!" Sima Chaoqun said in surprise.
During the period of system upgrade, I am not used to it.
Whenever you encounter something and cannot solve it, just ask the system.
The system database is huge, and a variety of solutions are listed in seconds.
It made Sima Chaoqun not like to use his brain very much.
No, now that I have encountered a mysterious doujin incident, I want to seek ideas from the system.
The poor system is not like Gong Jiu's neurotic system, he doesn't have the habit of reading the voice of the host, he just thinks that the host Sima Chaoqun misses him, and he feels happy.
System: "I'm awake, why are you so excited?"
Sima Chaoqun sighed: "Without you, my games are not as enjoyable as before."
He is newly obsessed with an interstellar game. Since he is a novice, the operation is inevitably unfamiliar, and he is scolded from the sky by his teammates.The worst thing is that all the teammates are scolding him, and many curse words are still incomprehensible.
A person like Sima Chaoqun is destined not to scold others, he likes to reason with others, and by the way, ask the meaning of words that he doesn't understand.
So, the situation became——
"You're an idiot! You don't understand the stalk of xxxx? Do you think you are from the ancient earth?"
Those teammates scolded him while explaining the meaning and source of xxxx.
Sima Chaoqun thought to himself, I am really an ancient person among the ancient earthlings.
After a few days, amidst these scolding, Sima Chaoqun grew rapidly and learned many great things.
For example, he is an ancient man who knows very little about Interstellar, so many classic ancient games are waiting for him. Under normal circumstances, it is impossible for him to play this future game.
Why are you playing StarCraft all of a sudden?
Gein recently, people on the forums have been talking about the quality and fun of this dark horse game. Several of his friends from the game are very enthusiastic about this game, as if he would miss [-] million system coins if he doesn't play it.
Under their instigation, Sima Chaoqun entered the pit with an attitude of learning and exploring.
The beginning of the game is character gender selection, alpha/beta/omega.
Sima Chaoqun was at a loss. Aren't there only two genders in human beings, male and female?
Why is there one more?
And is it okay to use Chinese characters for gender?
Why do you have to use the bird language mentioned by the system?
The system was not there, Sima Chaoqun couldn't ask him if he would like to, so he turned to the friends he met in the game for answers.
They all said inscrutablely that alpha/beta/omega are six genders, divided into male and female alpha, male and female beta, and male and female omega.
Each gender is different in physique, mental strength, etc., and has its own advantages and disadvantages. Tell him to choose whichever he likes.
Sima Chaoqun didn't know English, and he didn't know who was good or bad.
Three genders, one chosen at random.
Then, the game congratulated him, saying that he was the Emperor of Europe and became the noble Seventh Highness.
【Data Card】
Name: Lucicardo S. Britannia.
Gender: omega.
Appearance: Blonde hair and green eyes, tall and straight.
Likes: all sweets.
Favorite pet: a black panther.
Mental power: ss.
……
After reading the character card, Sima Chaoqun felt good about himself.
He is indeed the Emperor of Europe, he can randomly choose a royal family, this is extremely lucky.
Soon, Sima Chaoqun couldn't laugh anymore.
Because he was molested by a man, the other party confessed to him, and the crowd cheered and booed him to agree.
Sima Chaoqun was stunned, and belatedly realized that in the modern section, homosexuals from many countries can get a certificate.
However, Sima Chaoqun didn't like men, so he rejected him with righteous words.
[I don't like men. 】
Although this alpha is tall and handsome, but there is a girl with a delicate body and a soft body, who wants to break sleeves with a smelly man.
The alpha was shocked and said: [You don't like men, do you like female alphas? 】
Several female alphas were full of anger: [What happened to the female alphas?Why can't His Royal Highness like us? 】
First, the male and female alphas had a slobbering fight that turned into a fierce body collision, and then students of the other four genders were also involved, causing a scuffle.
Sima Chaoqun was dumbfounded, not because of the gang fight incident, but because he was finally educated about the differences between the six genders while watching.
In short, alpha males and females have good physiques and are suitable to be warriors. They have male hormones of various flavors, and omega's legs are weak and flirtatious when they smell it.Like animals, what the hell is in heat.
Beta males and females have low fertility, average physique, average mental strength, and no estrus.
Omega men and women are special, with delicate bodies and soft bodies, with their own fragrance. Although their physical strength and combat effectiveness are not very good, they have high mental strength.
What's more terrible is that when the two armies are at war, throwing any omega in heat on the battlefield, it is estimated that without any effort, all the alphas of the two armies will be in heat and go mad, and die together.
Among the three groups, the ratio of a, b, and o is 8:20:1, which is seriously out of balance.
Omega has become the most scarce group.
Sima Chaoqun thought, it might be because omega is too destructive, comparable to biochemical weapons, and the birth rate is so low.
The pairing of the three groups made Sima Chaoqun more knowledgeable.
He thought that it would be fine for men to marry men, women to women.Unexpectedly, the body structure of the interstellar race broke through his imagination.
What the hell is a man giving birth to a child!
Even if a man impregnates a man, why can a woman impregnate a man?
Why besides female omega, other/she has big dick?
Everything, like a nightmare, had a great impact on Sima Chaoqun, an ancient man.
Sima Chaoqun was inexplicably terrified. After learning that women can make men kick buns, he wanted to uninstall the game.
After all, he is the kind of omega who can be pregnant by both men and women!
terrible!
Who the hell gave him the courage to play Starcraft?
He'd better go back to the ancient version and play his "Legend of Heroes of Jianghu".
Sima Chaoqun trembled and didn't dare to touch the game all afternoon.
After he regained his composure, he rushed into the system forum and chased after a few friends, seeking justice for himself, accusing them of being dishonest and hiding such important information from him, making him inexplicably able to have children omega.
A few friends asked him, should a good friend share good fortune and share misfortune?
Sima Chaoqun said yes.
A few friends laughed and said that because they did not understand the details, they also got on the thief ship by mistake and ended up just like you.
Sima Chaoqun: "..."
I lost face by co-authoring, and I have nowhere to vent my depression, so I cheated my friends.
Make a bad friend by mistake!
However, men are cheap, and Sima Chaoqun wanted to uninstall the game in the morning, but in the afternoon he felt itchy and started playing secretly.
Because I know very little about the future world, it is really difficult to play.
So, I miss the system more and more.
After a few days, the system was finally upgraded, which almost made him cry with joy.
However, it is imperative to first ask about the doujin.
After the system scanned the pile of books under the table, it said incredulously, "When did you buy these books in the mall? And show them to Zhuo Dong, you're quite brave!"
Sima Chaoqun: "..."
The system seemed to have discovered some shocking gossip, and cried out: "Oh my god! It's actually your own and Zhuo Donglai's fanfic! Even if you like Zhuo Donglai, you can't be so blatant! It's strange, why didn't you get beaten to death by Zhuo Donglai?"
Sima Chaoqun: "..."
Sima Chaoqun twitched, and said, "Is this the kind of person I am in your mind?"
The system let out a long sigh, and said, "I can't believe you are such a person, but the facts speak louder than words, and the evidence of the crime is at your feet, so don't make excuses."
Sima Chaoqun: "..."
Sima Chaoqun took a deep breath, and told the source of the fanben to the system that misunderstood him deeply.
System: "...Didn't you buy it yourself? Wait, I'll scan it again."
After a long time, the system hissed: "Damn! Why did this world merge with Lu Xiaofeng's legendary world all of a sudden!"
Needless to say, these fanbooks must be the ghosts of colleagues.
The system gritted its teeth and said, "Wait a moment, I'll investigate the situation."
After all, quickly start the search.
It was soon discovered that it was like a twinkle of light in the dark.
The system grabbed the colleague, shook it violently, and said: "You bad guy, tell me! Why did you send those unhealthy books to my host?"
**bs120 felt suffocated, and used all his strength to break free from the protection of **bs0075, coughing: "It's not me, it's my host."
**bs0075: "Is your host fed enough?"
**bs120: "Hee hee, you know my host well."
**bs120 has a hippie smile on his face.
**bs0075 suddenly said in surprise, "Are you **bs120?"
**bs120: "Boy, do you know me?"
**bs0075: "I don't know you, but I have heard of your name."
Notorious!
In the villain's counterattack system, there are a few guys with special personalities who are wandering back and forth on the road of remaking.
**bs120 and **bs008 are among the best, and no one has ever dared to surpass them.
These two neurotic systems are inherently black and evil, and their thinking is extremely problematic.
Suffering from the second disease for a long time, and it is getting more and more serious.
They are inspired to train the host into the ultimate villain, kill the male protagonist and replace him, dominate the world, and dominate the martial arts world.Or destroying the world and recreating it... Horrible thoughts like that.
Because of the same sexual interests, the two systems have the same smell, and have become close friends since then.
Until **bs120 was brainwashed by a masterpiece, ah no, it was baptism, life changed drastically, and his thoughts were sublimated qualitatively. From then on, he fell in love with singing to express various small emotions.
He broke away from vulgar tastes, discovered the beauty of the world, and recovered from the second illness.
As a result, there was a big difference in thinking with **bs008.
In the end, the boat of friendship capsized, and the two systems fell apart, and have since parted ways.
Although **bs120 abandons evil and pursues good, his stinky reputation still cannot be washed away.
What kind of system is there, what kind of master is there.
Look, **bs120's host is polymorphic.
**bs0075: "What's wrong with your master, what do you want to do by sending Xiaohuang to my host?"
**bs120: "I want to be a matchmaker, and lead the red line for your host and his good brother."
**bs0075 Thank you for your insensitivity.
During the period of system upgrade, I am not used to it.
Whenever you encounter something and cannot solve it, just ask the system.
The system database is huge, and a variety of solutions are listed in seconds.
It made Sima Chaoqun not like to use his brain very much.
No, now that I have encountered a mysterious doujin incident, I want to seek ideas from the system.
The poor system is not like Gong Jiu's neurotic system, he doesn't have the habit of reading the voice of the host, he just thinks that the host Sima Chaoqun misses him, and he feels happy.
System: "I'm awake, why are you so excited?"
Sima Chaoqun sighed: "Without you, my games are not as enjoyable as before."
He is newly obsessed with an interstellar game. Since he is a novice, the operation is inevitably unfamiliar, and he is scolded from the sky by his teammates.The worst thing is that all the teammates are scolding him, and many curse words are still incomprehensible.
A person like Sima Chaoqun is destined not to scold others, he likes to reason with others, and by the way, ask the meaning of words that he doesn't understand.
So, the situation became——
"You're an idiot! You don't understand the stalk of xxxx? Do you think you are from the ancient earth?"
Those teammates scolded him while explaining the meaning and source of xxxx.
Sima Chaoqun thought to himself, I am really an ancient person among the ancient earthlings.
After a few days, amidst these scolding, Sima Chaoqun grew rapidly and learned many great things.
For example, he is an ancient man who knows very little about Interstellar, so many classic ancient games are waiting for him. Under normal circumstances, it is impossible for him to play this future game.
Why are you playing StarCraft all of a sudden?
Gein recently, people on the forums have been talking about the quality and fun of this dark horse game. Several of his friends from the game are very enthusiastic about this game, as if he would miss [-] million system coins if he doesn't play it.
Under their instigation, Sima Chaoqun entered the pit with an attitude of learning and exploring.
The beginning of the game is character gender selection, alpha/beta/omega.
Sima Chaoqun was at a loss. Aren't there only two genders in human beings, male and female?
Why is there one more?
And is it okay to use Chinese characters for gender?
Why do you have to use the bird language mentioned by the system?
The system was not there, Sima Chaoqun couldn't ask him if he would like to, so he turned to the friends he met in the game for answers.
They all said inscrutablely that alpha/beta/omega are six genders, divided into male and female alpha, male and female beta, and male and female omega.
Each gender is different in physique, mental strength, etc., and has its own advantages and disadvantages. Tell him to choose whichever he likes.
Sima Chaoqun didn't know English, and he didn't know who was good or bad.
Three genders, one chosen at random.
Then, the game congratulated him, saying that he was the Emperor of Europe and became the noble Seventh Highness.
【Data Card】
Name: Lucicardo S. Britannia.
Gender: omega.
Appearance: Blonde hair and green eyes, tall and straight.
Likes: all sweets.
Favorite pet: a black panther.
Mental power: ss.
……
After reading the character card, Sima Chaoqun felt good about himself.
He is indeed the Emperor of Europe, he can randomly choose a royal family, this is extremely lucky.
Soon, Sima Chaoqun couldn't laugh anymore.
Because he was molested by a man, the other party confessed to him, and the crowd cheered and booed him to agree.
Sima Chaoqun was stunned, and belatedly realized that in the modern section, homosexuals from many countries can get a certificate.
However, Sima Chaoqun didn't like men, so he rejected him with righteous words.
[I don't like men. 】
Although this alpha is tall and handsome, but there is a girl with a delicate body and a soft body, who wants to break sleeves with a smelly man.
The alpha was shocked and said: [You don't like men, do you like female alphas? 】
Several female alphas were full of anger: [What happened to the female alphas?Why can't His Royal Highness like us? 】
First, the male and female alphas had a slobbering fight that turned into a fierce body collision, and then students of the other four genders were also involved, causing a scuffle.
Sima Chaoqun was dumbfounded, not because of the gang fight incident, but because he was finally educated about the differences between the six genders while watching.
In short, alpha males and females have good physiques and are suitable to be warriors. They have male hormones of various flavors, and omega's legs are weak and flirtatious when they smell it.Like animals, what the hell is in heat.
Beta males and females have low fertility, average physique, average mental strength, and no estrus.
Omega men and women are special, with delicate bodies and soft bodies, with their own fragrance. Although their physical strength and combat effectiveness are not very good, they have high mental strength.
What's more terrible is that when the two armies are at war, throwing any omega in heat on the battlefield, it is estimated that without any effort, all the alphas of the two armies will be in heat and go mad, and die together.
Among the three groups, the ratio of a, b, and o is 8:20:1, which is seriously out of balance.
Omega has become the most scarce group.
Sima Chaoqun thought, it might be because omega is too destructive, comparable to biochemical weapons, and the birth rate is so low.
The pairing of the three groups made Sima Chaoqun more knowledgeable.
He thought that it would be fine for men to marry men, women to women.Unexpectedly, the body structure of the interstellar race broke through his imagination.
What the hell is a man giving birth to a child!
Even if a man impregnates a man, why can a woman impregnate a man?
Why besides female omega, other/she has big dick?
Everything, like a nightmare, had a great impact on Sima Chaoqun, an ancient man.
Sima Chaoqun was inexplicably terrified. After learning that women can make men kick buns, he wanted to uninstall the game.
After all, he is the kind of omega who can be pregnant by both men and women!
terrible!
Who the hell gave him the courage to play Starcraft?
He'd better go back to the ancient version and play his "Legend of Heroes of Jianghu".
Sima Chaoqun trembled and didn't dare to touch the game all afternoon.
After he regained his composure, he rushed into the system forum and chased after a few friends, seeking justice for himself, accusing them of being dishonest and hiding such important information from him, making him inexplicably able to have children omega.
A few friends asked him, should a good friend share good fortune and share misfortune?
Sima Chaoqun said yes.
A few friends laughed and said that because they did not understand the details, they also got on the thief ship by mistake and ended up just like you.
Sima Chaoqun: "..."
I lost face by co-authoring, and I have nowhere to vent my depression, so I cheated my friends.
Make a bad friend by mistake!
However, men are cheap, and Sima Chaoqun wanted to uninstall the game in the morning, but in the afternoon he felt itchy and started playing secretly.
Because I know very little about the future world, it is really difficult to play.
So, I miss the system more and more.
After a few days, the system was finally upgraded, which almost made him cry with joy.
However, it is imperative to first ask about the doujin.
After the system scanned the pile of books under the table, it said incredulously, "When did you buy these books in the mall? And show them to Zhuo Dong, you're quite brave!"
Sima Chaoqun: "..."
The system seemed to have discovered some shocking gossip, and cried out: "Oh my god! It's actually your own and Zhuo Donglai's fanfic! Even if you like Zhuo Donglai, you can't be so blatant! It's strange, why didn't you get beaten to death by Zhuo Donglai?"
Sima Chaoqun: "..."
Sima Chaoqun twitched, and said, "Is this the kind of person I am in your mind?"
The system let out a long sigh, and said, "I can't believe you are such a person, but the facts speak louder than words, and the evidence of the crime is at your feet, so don't make excuses."
Sima Chaoqun: "..."
Sima Chaoqun took a deep breath, and told the source of the fanben to the system that misunderstood him deeply.
System: "...Didn't you buy it yourself? Wait, I'll scan it again."
After a long time, the system hissed: "Damn! Why did this world merge with Lu Xiaofeng's legendary world all of a sudden!"
Needless to say, these fanbooks must be the ghosts of colleagues.
The system gritted its teeth and said, "Wait a moment, I'll investigate the situation."
After all, quickly start the search.
It was soon discovered that it was like a twinkle of light in the dark.
The system grabbed the colleague, shook it violently, and said: "You bad guy, tell me! Why did you send those unhealthy books to my host?"
**bs120 felt suffocated, and used all his strength to break free from the protection of **bs0075, coughing: "It's not me, it's my host."
**bs0075: "Is your host fed enough?"
**bs120: "Hee hee, you know my host well."
**bs120 has a hippie smile on his face.
**bs0075 suddenly said in surprise, "Are you **bs120?"
**bs120: "Boy, do you know me?"
**bs0075: "I don't know you, but I have heard of your name."
Notorious!
In the villain's counterattack system, there are a few guys with special personalities who are wandering back and forth on the road of remaking.
**bs120 and **bs008 are among the best, and no one has ever dared to surpass them.
These two neurotic systems are inherently black and evil, and their thinking is extremely problematic.
Suffering from the second disease for a long time, and it is getting more and more serious.
They are inspired to train the host into the ultimate villain, kill the male protagonist and replace him, dominate the world, and dominate the martial arts world.Or destroying the world and recreating it... Horrible thoughts like that.
Because of the same sexual interests, the two systems have the same smell, and have become close friends since then.
Until **bs120 was brainwashed by a masterpiece, ah no, it was baptism, life changed drastically, and his thoughts were sublimated qualitatively. From then on, he fell in love with singing to express various small emotions.
He broke away from vulgar tastes, discovered the beauty of the world, and recovered from the second illness.
As a result, there was a big difference in thinking with **bs008.
In the end, the boat of friendship capsized, and the two systems fell apart, and have since parted ways.
Although **bs120 abandons evil and pursues good, his stinky reputation still cannot be washed away.
What kind of system is there, what kind of master is there.
Look, **bs120's host is polymorphic.
**bs0075: "What's wrong with your master, what do you want to do by sending Xiaohuang to my host?"
**bs120: "I want to be a matchmaker, and lead the red line for your host and his good brother."
**bs0075 Thank you for your insensitivity.
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