After I ate the gluttonous soul

Under Xuanwu's cordial conversation, the store's favorable rate has been maintained at [-]%.

Take Yuantian as an example, it's fine to see his father swell into a spherical object, but it depends on the other party's positive comments with bitter tears.

Originally Yuan Lie was planning to post pictures to take revenge, but before that, Xuanwu had sent them a 'friendly' greeting: Dare to post pictures, haha.

Yuan Lie was so angry that Yuan Tian comforted him: "If you want to be more aggressive, at least you didn't directly say that you are going to be killed."

Yuan Lie was persuaded strangely.

Besides, Kui Yushan, the store just got on the right track, he was also relieved, and the sales volume increased steadily in the next few days, which was beyond his expectation.

"Could everyone finally discover the shining point of this product?"

Mo Chi: "It should be recommended to others by those old customers."

"Why?"

"Why? Of course, I have the idea that I can't be unlucky alone."

"..."

Although he didn't know the inside story, Kui Yushan knew that most of what Mo Chi speculated was the truth.

Xuanwu took Zhaoyeyu to the nearby Xiaohe to practice. It is said that Zhaoyeyu saw that the ancestors of the fox tribe had no resistance at all. Its good days are over. Before Zhaoyeyu can resist the primary charm, Xuanwu will always keep an eye on its cultivation.

There was no one else in the house, so Mo Chi didn't have to worry about being discovered. Most of the time, as before, he turned into a phantom and followed Kai Yushan, brazenly begging for Xingzi from time to time.

"Autumn is coming soon," Mo Chi said with light in his eyes, "Autumn is the season of harvest."

The apricots on Mount Kaiyu will have a bumper harvest at that time.

Hearing this, Kai Yushan sneered: "Autumn is here, can winter be far behind?"

Mo Chi's body trembled slightly.

Kui Yushan didn't seem to see it, and viciously reminded: "I don't bear fruit in winter."

Mo Chi's body trembled again.

Kui Yushan took two photos in time with his mobile phone and used it as a desktop with satisfaction.

Mo Chi: "The flowering and fruiting of ghosts is not limited by seasons."

Kui Yushan nodded, without denying: "However, the fruit in winter is not as sweet as this time. I am very strict with myself. If I want to bear fruit, I must bear fine fruit."

"..."

Heart hurts.

Ignoring Mo Chi who was in pain, Xuanwu and Zhaoyeyu were not there, Kui Yushan was looking forward to the coming of night, and finally he could sleep peacefully.

Looking forward from day to night, as soon as the sun set, Kai Yushan had already climbed onto the bed, closed his eyes and meditated.

A little drowsiness breeds with the passage of time, and everything is quiet.It was a good time to discuss with Duke Zhou, but Kai Yushan suddenly opened his eyes, covered himself with a quilt, sat up suddenly after a while, and leaned his ear to the window: "Why do I hear someone swearing all the time?"

For a while, I thought it was my hallucination, but when I listened carefully, there seemed to be tiny sounds in the air.

Mo Chi hadn't recovered from the sadness of not bearing fruit in winter, so he said weakly, "It's a crow."

"crow?"

"They like to curse at night and use their unique voice to lure people into nightmares."

"..." Kai Yushan opened the window, but couldn't hear anything.

Mo Chi: "You can only hear it when you are asleep or half awake."

Kui Yushan rubbed the center of his eyebrows, always feeling that the whole world is against his sleep.

I have never heard of scolding before, so it can be seen that it is a new friend who moved in. '

After asking twice about the solution, Mo Chi didn't respond, he was immersed in grief and couldn't extricate himself.

Kui Yushan sighed, a little bit regretful that he was quick to talk during the day: "Winter is still a long time away."

"Be prepared for danger in times of peace," Mo Chi said.

"..."

But at this moment, Mo Chi's mental state eased up a bit, and he made up his mind to find a way to keep Kai Yushan from the cold winter no matter what.

Kui Yushan was too lazy to go downstairs, turned into vines and stretched out from the window.

There is a kind of magic in the community at night, not the kind of jokes that are used to make jokes orally on weekdays, but a real magic.

Bushes, woods, pavilions... These things that can be seen everywhere during the day exude a strange atmosphere under the cover of night, as if something terrible will jump out of it at any time.

The crow 'singed' unrestrainedly, and its pitch-black feathers had a strange beauty. It stood on the branch, like a king looking down on all living beings.

Enjoying this pleasure, the crow raised its neck and screamed even more vigorously.

"Quack." The crow kept rolling its eyes, and suddenly its neck was tightened by a vine, and its voice changed to a duck's call.

"It turns out that you are disturbing my sweet dreams." A vine that can kill crows is not scary, but this vine's opening is terrifying.

"quack."

"You'd better give me a reasonable explanation."

"quack!"

The vines relaxed slightly, and the crow was finally able to make a relatively normal sound.

"speak English."

The crow said aggrievedly: "Who is here?"

The vines were about to move, as if they wanted to wrap around its neck again. The crow flapped its wings in fright, but it still couldn't escape the vines. After being tied into rice dumplings, it was forcibly taken to a residence.

The room was much warmer, and at this temperature, Kai Yushan's face turned pale.

After being untied, the crow didn't dare to act rashly, and stood there, looking at him motionless.

Kui Yushan: "You are very courageous, come and sing at my door."

The crow shook his head desperately, it has only transformed into shape not long ago, and it is not very sensitive to evil spirits. If it knew that there was an old spirit living here, it would not come here.

If Kai Yushan knew that it used the word "old" to call itself, maybe he could really make a plan to kill the crows.

The crow's feathers fluttered, and after a while, it turned into a handsome young man.

Kui Yushan frowned: "Why do you feel familiar?"

Crow excitedly said: "You must have watched the TV series I starred in: "Love You To Kill You"."

"Horror film?"

The crow shook his head: "A bitter drama."

Kui Yushan searched his memory, and it seems that a popular male star looks like this recently. Although he doesn't care about entertainment gossip, he can occasionally passively see some billboards while walking on the road.

The crow observed Kai Yushan's expression, and said cautiously: "Swearing at the street at night is my hobby, and it's actually a way of cultivation, and I can't control it even if I want to."

"There's some truth to what you said," Mo Chi actually said something for it, "It's like the name Mo Chi didn't stop me from eating."

Kai Yushan's eyes moved.

It's a pity that the crow didn't notice this change in expression, and its cultivation was far from enough to discover Mo Chi's existence.

The crow looked at Kai Yushan fawningly: "Can I go?"

While talking, it turned back into the main body again, trying to weaken the sense of existence, and the little paw quietly moved a step towards the window.

"If you dare to walk, I will break your legs."

The crow lost a feather in fright.

Kui Yushan held the little crow in both hands, sizing it up as if looking at a commodity: "Let me take a look at it again in human form."

The crow jumped to the ground. Although he didn't know what he was thinking, he did it obediently.

Kui Yushan: "How famous are you?"

The crow quickly said: "I am very popular now, if, I mean, if I am killed, my fans will definitely find out."

Although the possibility is slim, there may be a hidden boss among the fans.

"You have a strong desire to survive, and I appreciate you." Kai Yushan's attitude suddenly reversed, and he even poured him a glass of water.

The crow was flattered, and his mind was still bright: "If there is anything, you can tell me."

Kui Yushan said lightly, "I'm in business."

The crow said quickly: "I can buy my life with money."

Kui Yushan waved his hand.

Crow: "I can also spend spirit stones."

Kui Yushan looked at him suspiciously, and Crow seized the opportunity: "Although I am poor, my boss is rich, and I am his cash cow, so he will not ignore me."

"Your boss?"

The crow proudly introduced: "He is a thousand-year-old spider spirit."

"...I'm not interested in kidnapping," Kui Yushan said, "I just want to ask you to be a spokesperson."

Crow: "I want to discuss with the boss, I can't take the job privately."

Kui Yushan added: "The endorsement is only aimed at the monster circle, and will not be broadcast in human society."

"Then it's okay." Crow agreed simply, he was a little famous among humans, but he was a little transparent in the circle of monsters.

Kui Yushan smiled: "Very good."

The recording equipment is very simple, only a mobile phone is used.

Part of Kuiyushan|The body turns into green trees and small white flowers, and the room instantly has a dreamlike beauty.

Crow didn't want to stay in this place any longer, so he recorded it according to Kai Yushan's request, and left in a hurry.

The next day, those buyers who were either Amway or forced to buy things found that this online store had more video promotions. In the screen, a young man with a good image and temperament held the product in his left hand and shook his hair in a good feeling:

"Are you still feeling inferior because you don't have enough spiritual power? Just bite it down and you'll feel better."

"Eat it, and you will become as handsome as me!"

The elders of the Eagle Clan looked at this ad and wanted to cry, but were they happy?handsome?

...Now even a pheasant can fly higher than him.

In any case, this advertisement was completely popular. The ridiculous slogan and the extremely exaggerated product function made many ghosts curse shamelessly.

Just like Mo Chi's initial analysis, a person's misfortune is misfortune, but if there is an even more unfortunate person, the sadness may be slightly calmed down by comparison.The spirits are the most ruthless, like the elders of the Eagle Clan, in order not to make themselves the only ones, they forced a few juniors in the clan who secretly laughed at them to buy them, and supervised them to eat them.

At this moment, Xuanwu was sitting by the river in the shape of a cape hat. As soon as Zhaoyeyu came ashore, he was thrown down again mercilessly: "Cultivation."

Zhao Yeyu howled and vomited a bubble, but it didn't help.

Xuanwu ignored it, staring at the phone screen and sighing: "This Kui Yushan is really a character."

Anyone can think of advertising, but the key is to have such a face. Anyway, Xuanwu has no way to continue to add gold to his appearance with a thick skin.

Although their products have many benefits, their side effects are also obvious, and all side effects are concentrated on the body.

Hearing the slogan again, he became more handsome... Xuanwu felt embarrassed to look at it even thinking about it.