After I ate the gluttonous soul

As the owner of Zhaoyeyu, Xuanwu didn't even bother to watch it, and said in a matter-of-fact way: "No matter how threatening this thing is, no one will buy it."

Kui Yushan said calmly: "It's good that the packaging is in place, and there are product ingredients, so be more tactful."

Xuanwu tentatively asked: "How tactful?"

Kui Yushan took off his gloves and turned on the computer to start designing the packaging bag model. In the column of product ingredients, it was written: Selected high-quality Zhaoye fish essence, a few grams can be produced every two days.

Don't forget to add an exclamation point after it.

Kui Yushan looked at it with satisfaction, then turned around and asked Xuanwu, "How is it?"

Xuanwu calmly said: "Very good."

Purification is a delicate job, and steady hands are very important. However, the fight in the next room is too loud, and the ground is trembling slightly. If Kai Yushan is not careful, it is easy to add an extra gram.

Helpless, he put down what he was doing and ran over to negotiate again.

As soon as he left, Xuanwu immediately found a tablecloth to cover the still smoking Zhaoyeyu product.

As the ancestor of the foodie world, Mo Chi has never seen such a big storm, and his expression is already numb.

It is rare for him to see Kui Yushan suffer, and now his eyes wander from time to time, as if he wants to see the situation on the opposite side through the wall.

Xuanwu coughed: "It's not good to gloat."

Mo Chi faced him with the attitude of 'I'm happy, don't mind your business'.

Xuanwu's brows twitched, thinking that you forced me to do this, and said, "According to my observation, your feelings for Kaiyu Mountain seem to be more than just the owner."

Unexpectedly, Mo Chi nodded, and said quite calmly: "I will marry in the future."

"..."

Zhao Yeyu has been with Xuanwu for a long time, and he thinks he has seen a little bit of the world, but now he doesn't understand, and swims to Xuanwu's side: "Master, the market for marriage is so good now?"

Why does Mo Chi's tone seem to be proud?

Xuanwu rubbed his round head, and said in a deep voice: "If I dare to learn from him, I will clean up the door myself."

Zhaoye Yuyu's lips trembled.

The first attack was officially declared a failure.

Xuan Wu was not discouraged, and continued his efforts: "Compared to Kui Yushan, you should be the one suffering."

At first glance, there was no logic to these words, but Xuanwu added maliciously: "He has 99 mothers, which means you will have 99 mothers-in-law."

"..."

For a moment, Mo Chi was really taken aback.

Xuanwu was very satisfied with his expression, and said again: "By the way, there are fifty father-in-laws. They almost occupy half of the country among spirits and monsters. Maybe you have eaten their relatives."

It may be an implicit statement, but it must have been eaten.

Zhao Yeyu chimed in: "Is it unexpected, not happy, not surprised..."

Before he could finish speaking, Mo Chi threw him into the frying pan.

Xuanwu was helpless, and looked at the frying pan with loving eyes...Silly boy, just think about something in your heart, why do you need to say it?

Mo Chi felt that the whole glutton was not well, so he sat on the small bench where Xuanwu used to sit, with his head propped up and a serious expression on his face.

Besides, Kui Yushan came back from another negotiation, and was startled when he walked to the door. Mo Chi was half immersed in the shadows, his frowning made him look like a philosopher.

"Shakespeare once said, to be or not to be, that is a question." Kui Yushan swallowed: "Have you encountered the problem of life and death?"

Mo Chi actually nodded.

Kui Yushan rushed into the room.

After walking two steps, he found that he was still in the same place. When he turned around, Mo Chi was pulling his belt, and asked helplessly, "What can I teach you?"

Mo Chi: "Why don't you ask what's the matter?"

Kui Yushan had a bitter face: "I really want to care about you, but if you can't solve it, I certainly can't."

Mo Chi licked his dry lips, and said inexplicably, "Let's elope."

Kui Yushan suddenly realized something, and reminded: "I still have 97 mothers on the way. My mother is everywhere. Although the world is big, where can I escape to?"

As a result of this sentence, a high-spirited Taotie was directly depressed.

Xuan Wu also felt quite guilty, originally it was just a joke, but when he saw that Mo Chi's appetite for eating had diminished during supper, he immediately knew that he had caused a catastrophe.

This was just one of the manifestations of Mo Chi's depression. He would talk to himself from time to time, pace the room, and make no one sleep well at night.

Kui Yushan moved his roots downstairs to the lawn for one night, Xuanwu also wanted to go out, but under Mo Chi's empty eyes, he couldn't get out.

"There are countless delicious things in the world, why hang on a tree?" Xuanwu gave him psychological counseling: "You can try to change a tree, such as a peach tree, willow tree, Angora cabinda tree."

"Cabinda?"

Xuanwu smiled calmly: "It's an African specialty."

With a frank face, he has already beaten himself ten thousand times in his heart. When did he start to be as unrestrained as Zhao Yeyu?

Sure enough, dying is contagious.

Zhaoyeyu wanted to act as an interpreter beside him: "This kind of bark can..."

After frying in the oil pan all afternoon, it was finally fished out, and now it was directly crushed in the juicer and thrown out.

The shattered skeletons rejoined in the air, and finally fell to the lush tree canopy.

Kui Yushan was sleeping comfortably in the breeze, he felt in a daze that something had hit his head, he shook the branch, and the bruised Zhaoyeyu fell down.

Looking at the misplaced mouth and eyes, Kai Yushan said in surprise: "Is this a failure of plastic surgery?"

The fish head bumped against the trunk of the tree twice, and Kai Yushan understood and used the two thinnest branches to help him put his eyes in a parallel position.

Zhao Yeyu sighed, "Blame me for being cheap."

Kui Yushan looked at his house which was still brightly lit: "What's wrong?"

Zhao Yeyu: "Take that damn glutton to see a psychiatrist, I beg you."

Kui Yushan nodded: "I have a gift for you."

After speaking, I don't know where to conjure up a book: "The Art of Speaking".

"...Thanks, this is very useful."

After being disturbed by him, Kai Yushan lost all sleepiness, and the cruel reality told him that even if he moved his roots downstairs, it would not be foolproof.

Late at night insomnia, suitable for thinking about life.

Kui Yushan and Zhaoyeyu, one looking down at the earth, the other looking up at the starry sky, remained silent.

Time passed by in the breeze, and after a long time, Kai Yushan said slowly: "You have seen a lot, can you guess the origin of the one who looks the same as me?"

Zhao Yeyu thought hard.

Kui Yushan: "In my opinion, there seem to be two extremes, the good side and the evil side."

Zhao Yeyu shook his head: "It's definitely not this kind of relationship, you can't be considered kind."

After finishing speaking, he noticed that Kui Yushan's eyes were a bit cold, flipped through the book in his hand subconsciously, Zhao Yeyu changed his rhetoric: "I have encountered this kind of example, twin ginseng fruit, one is very good, one is very bad, but this particularly extreme."

Kui Yushan thought about it, but he couldn't admit that he was a complete good spirit against his conscience.

"The problem should be the species." Zhaoyeyu was quite knowledgeable: "That rabbit spirit kept secret about the laurel and fairy apricot, so there must be something tricky."

Kui Yushan frowns, a crisis is hidden in the dark, this feeling makes him uncomfortable.

At this moment, Zhao Yeyu faded away, and his eyes were full of wisdom: "Evil does not overwhelm righteousness, there is heaven's blessing, there is no need to worry too much."

Kai Yushan sighed.

Zhao Yeyu: "Even Mo Chi, if you don't keep it all in order, it's an equipment given to you by heaven."

"..."

The more he talked, the more he felt it was possible, so Zhaoyeyu gave him ideological work: "Gaotie is a fierce beast, but his loyalty to you is like a dog's loyalty to its master."

Kui Yushan: "The dog you mentioned is looking out of the window."

Zhao Ye Yu Yulin was so frightened that he began to tremble. When he looked up, he saw Mo Chi. Although it was a long distance away, he saw the other party's ears move.

Kui Yushan: "Don't worry, Xuanwu won't leave him alone."

Zhao Yeyu is still trying to make amends: "You are a match made in heaven, you deserve to be together and be happy forever."

After finishing speaking, Mo Chi's expression seemed to ease a little.

Kui Yushan was expressionless: "If you don't say this, you will only offend Mo Chi."

Zhao Yeyu froze.

Kui Yushan sneered: "Congratulations, now both of you are offended."

After thinking deeply, Zhao Yeyu felt that Mo Chi's thigh was more reliable, and continued to say blessings to the two of them.

Kai Yushan was about to take it away with a branch, when he raised his head, his gaze was fixed: "The moon is red."

"What?" Zhao Yeyu looked up, the dark night sky, the moon hiding behind the clouds, the thick cumulus clouds seemed to be dyed.

The blood moon is in the sky, very strange.