After I ate the gluttonous soul

"I value you more than food." It was a simple sentence, but it took Mo Chi a lot of effort to say it.If someone had told him thousands of years ago that one day there would be a tree over the food, Mo Chi would have scoffed.

However, the love net recovered, and he finally failed to escape from the middle of the net.

With no expression on his face, Kui Yushan lightly patted Mo Chi on the face: "Be sober."

As a bystander, Xuanwu stepped back three feet instantly.

Mo Chi was taken aback, was he confessed to being beaten just now?

Kui Yushan supported his shoulders: "If you think about it carefully, you will find that you are fascinated by my apricot fragrance. Have you heard of beauty tricks?"

Mo Chi shook his head: "I used to think so too, until you asked me why the real Xian Xing was in front of me, but I didn't feel anything."

Kui Yushan wants to cry but has no tears, he is not digging a hole for himself, it is simply digging a grave!

After a distance, Zhao Yeyu seemed to understand his thoughts at the moment from Kai Yushan's expression, and added: "Marriage is the grave of love, you are right."

Kui Yushan looked over coldly, Xuanwu pushed Zhaoyeyu into his sleeve with all his strength, and sighed: "Give it a life."

Mo Chi held Kui Yushan's hands emotionally: "If you want to be sure, marriage is a good choice."

Kui Yushan said in a solemn tone, "Marriage is such a big deal, how can it be child's play!"

Although he has lived in the new era for many years, some thoughts are still stuck in the past, such as marriage is worthy of serious treatment and respect.

Mo Chi thought for a while, and chose to accommodate the other party: "Then don't get married, and live together first."

Kui Yushan stared at him for a long time, then patted Mo Chi's right cheek lightly again: "...be sober."

Zhao Yeyu bit Xuanwu's sleeve tightly: "Hi!I saw Taotie being slapped in the face twice in one day.

"Give me some restraint." Xuanwu reminded in a cold voice.

Zhao Yeyu barely suppressed his soul that was about to boil, just wanted to see how this drama would end.Xuanwu silently took out his mobile phone and started shooting from a hidden angle.

We must use the strategy of delaying the attack... Kui Yushan closed his eyes fiercely, and decided not to be confrontational, if he provoked Taotie, it would be of no benefit to anyone.

"I think we can develop from the most basic relationship." Kui Yushan tried his best to show a friendly smile: "For example, to be friends."

Mo Chi suddenly realized: "I heard from your friend that you are the one who falls in love."

Kui Yushan wanted to catch Hu Qi and whip him hard, but he still kept a smile on his face: "It's just normal interpersonal communication. As for the partner, it hasn't reached that level yet."

No matter how dull Mo Chi was, he could still hear a hint of rejection in his words, and immediately said solemnly, "Do you know my way?"

Kui Yushan nodded, and tried to say something shameful in a serious tone: "Eating all the world loves food."

"It can't be wrong." Mo Chi said slowly: "My way and food are inseparable."

Kai Yushan cautiously probed: "So..."

"So I don't mind cooking raw rice with cooked rice."

"... the object, now."

After getting a satisfactory answer, Mo Chi's attitude returned to the gentleness before.

Kui Yushan swallowed: "The principle of communication is mutual respect, you should know this."

Mo Chi nodded in agreement.

Kui Yushan: "Without permission, it is also one of the principles not to make intimate actions without the consent of the other party."

Zhao Yeyu finally couldn't hold back: "Isn't he living in your stomach now? What's the difference between having me in you and you in me?"

Kui Yushan's eyes turned cold for a moment, Xuanwu had no choice but to take the initiative to put the Zhaoye fish on the chopping board, and made a chopped pepper fish head as an apology.

Ever since Kai Yushan reluctantly agreed to Mo Chi's relationship, the latter's thinking changed suddenly. Before, he only thought about eating apricots, but now he was thinking about how to plant this tree in his own field.

It took more than a day for Zhao Yeyu, who was decapitated, to fully heal. In order to avenge Kai Yushan, he decided to help Mo Chi get it as soon as possible: "I can borrow you a few movies to figure it out."

Mo Chi looked at him coldly, as if he disdained to watch romance movies.

Zhao Yeyu: "There is not only love in it, but also action."

Mo Chi didn't hear the subtext, Zhao Yeyu smiled and gave him all his secrets: "Enjoy slowly."

During the day, he was with Kai Yushan, so he had no time to think about it. In the middle of the night, when Kai Yushan fell asleep, Mo Chi casually played one in his spare time, just to pass the time... The unsightly picture and the broken sound made him shut down the computer subconsciously.

Mo Chi sat quietly by the window in a daze. Obviously, he had never seen such a scene before. The scene in the video was a bit uncomfortable, but if the protagonists were replaced by himself and Kui Yushan... Mo Chi squinted his eyes, and his throat moved subconsciously.

Kai Yushan, who still doesn't know what "good thing" Zhaoyeyu has done, is still lingering in his dream. In his dream, he grows wantonly on a vast grassland.However, the sun in the sky suddenly became two, and the scorching sun hit his body, causing him pain.

In the pain of being burned, Kai Yushan woke up, and when he opened his eyes, he met Mo Chi's eyes.Instantly understood the source of the nightmare, Mo Chi's vision was really burning right now.

"What's the matter?" Thinking of how long the other party stared at him in this state last night, Kai Yushan couldn't help but tremble slightly.

Mo Chi hesitated to speak several times, but still couldn't hold back: "I want to eat you."

Kai Yushan was startled.

Mo Chi thought he didn't understand, and hinted: "Spring is here."

However, Kui Yushan didn't hear the second half of the sentence clearly, and jumped on Xuanwu's back in shock: "Help! He's going to kill me!"

Kui Yushan can't be blamed for being ignorant, anyone who hears Taotie say 'I want to eat you' won't think about certain aspects.

Xuanwu was stunned, and tried to explain Mo Chi: "If you can't get it, you will be destroyed. This kind of thinking is a disease."

As a doctor of medicine, I even gave the other party a lot of examples for analysis.

Mo Chi knew that Kai Yushan had misunderstood, so he waved his hands and said, "It's not what you imagined."

Xuanwu had just arrived, and he didn't know what happened, so he looked at Kai Yushan with a questioning look... Do you want to listen to his explanation?

Kui Yushan retreated again and again: "He said he was going to eat me!"

Xuanwu's body froze, and his eyes were suddenly alert, staring at Mo Chi: "A friend, are you really going to do it?"

"..."

Mo Chi's face changed slightly, and he didn't know how to explain it. As a beast, he had very little shame, so he directly gave them the disc.

Xuan Wu only glanced at it, his eyes changed from guarded to weird. Unexpectedly, Mo Chi is still a boring coquettish, and he would actually collect such films.

Kui Yushan's face was ugly: "Dirty!"

Mo Chi calmly sold his teammates: "Zhao Yeyu gave it."

Kui Yushan looked around, not knowing where Zhao Yeyu was hiding, feeling depressed and having nowhere to vent, finally stared at Xuanwu: "The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked."

Xuanwu: "..."

Under the dining table, Zhao Yeyu secretly thought that something was wrong from the moment Mo Chi spoke the first word.Knowing that he had caused a catastrophe, he felt that there was little room for recovery, so he immediately sorted out a small package and secretly carried it on his back to prepare to escape.

Regardless of the window or the door, if you want to go from these two places, you must meet those people in the living room. The bedroom has an extra skylight, but unfortunately, there will be noise when the door is opened.

After thinking and thinking, thinking that saving his life is important, Zhao Yeyu quietly came to the toilet, took a deep breath, and was about to jump off.

However, in mid-air, the fins were pinched by two fingers.

Turning back tremblingly: "Master, master."

Xuanwu evoked a frightening cold smile: "You have been with me for so many years, and you know me best."

Zhao Yeyu nodded wildly: "Look at the friendship for many years, please forgive me."

Cold fingertips slid across the fins: "Guess what I want to say now?"

Zhao Yeyu stared at the toilet, thought seriously and said, "Youjump, Ijump."

"..."

Zhao Yeyu continued to give in: "I was wrong, I really know I was wrong."

Xuanwu: "Where did those plates come from?"

Zhaoyeyu: "I collected it before."

Xuanwu: "Hand it over."

Zhao Yeyu took out a key: "This is the warehouse key."

"storehouse?"

Zhao Yeyu: "Discs are an invention of the past few hundred years, and most of them are erotic pictures."

The house is not big, so their conversation was naturally heard clearly by Kai Yushan, who once again affirmed the idea that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.

Xuanwu's expression was ugly: "My good reputation for many years was ruined by a fish."

Zhao Ye Yu Yu pursed her lips tightly, and incidentally looked at Mo Chi...the traitor with accusing eyes.