After I ate the gluttonous soul

"How could you get this kind of disease at such a young age?" Yin Yang Mu was slightly surprised.At his age, he even remembered some interesting stories about his childhood cultivation.

Kui Yushan spread his hands: "I can't control it. It is said that every few hundred years, the memory will be automatically cleared."

Yinyangmu laughed instead, and said lightly: "Heaven's darling."

Not to mention that Kai Yushan felt that he was making fun of himself, Xuanwu and the others also felt that this was nonsense. Kui Yushan was lucky, but he was really unlucky in terms of amnesia.

Seeming to see their respective thoughts, Yin Yang Mu shook his head: "The cultivation level is enough, but unfortunately the brain is not good." After the evaluation, he asked: "How many paths are there for me to choose?"

At the risk of being eaten raw, Zhao Yeyu first replied: "Naturally, there are two ways of good and evil."

Yinyangmu shook his head: "Good and evil are just a definition of character." He said and looked at Mo Chi, who had the deepest cultivation here: "What's your answer?"

Mo Chi didn't even think about it, and gave the answer directly: "Eat or be hungry."

"..." Yinyangmu's expression was a bit ugly, and he immediately regretted asking him, and turned to look at Xuanwu, hoping that this would be more reliable.

Xuanwu thought for a while: "The Way of Love and the Way of Heartlessness."

Yinyangmu's eyes were filled with relief. He thought that the current monks' brains were abnormal, but he didn't expect that there were a few who understood: "Whether it's a human or a ghost, there are seven emotions and six desires. Which one is right about the sentient way or the ruthless way? Throughout the ages, countless monks have argued. But usually, the ruthless way will progress faster than the sentient way."

There are no distracting thoughts in the heart, and no desire is strong.

Zhaoyeyu was not impressed by this answer, and patted his tail to express his disapproval.

Xuanwu pondered: "This kind of speed should be based on the absence of bottlenecks."

Yinyangmu nodded, and it is comfortable to talk to smart people: "All ascetics have inner demons, but if they don't remember at all, naturally there is no such thing as inner demons."

Kui Yushan touched his chin: "No wonder I was so relaxed when I crossed the catastrophe."

What is a demon?Those unpleasant pasts are all forgotten, and it does not constitute the condition for the formation of a demon.When crossing the catastrophe, some people slay demons to testify, and some even kill their wives to testify, but with him, everything is empty talk.

After being reminded by Yinyangmu, everyone looked at Kai Yushan with strange eyes... Could it be that this is the highest state where a silly tree has silly blessings in the legend?

Zhao Yeyu had a sudden thought: "Wouldn't it be safe to beat myself with amnesia before crossing the catastrophe?"

Xuanwu slapped it to wake up this unrealistic idea: "With incomplete memory, Dao heart is not stable, don't lose big because of small things."

Zhao Yeyu was aggrieved: "Then why can he?"

Xuanwu was helpless: "First of all, he didn't know he was demented at all, and secondly..." Looking at Kai Yushan: "If someone told you before that you have amnesia, would you believe it?"

Kai Yushan shook his head: "Of course not."

Xuanwu showed a fake smile and said to Yeyu: "Do you see it, this is the realm."

Zhaoyeyu: "...I admit defeat."

Yinyangmu sighed softly: "For heaven's favor, even I can't help being jealous."

Ever since he was diagnosed with dementia, Kai Yushan showed an attitude of letting it go on the surface, but he was still depressed occasionally in his heart, but now hearing what he said, he suddenly became radiant.

While talking, Yinyangmu felt a little hungry again, this time without waiting for him to do it himself, Kai Yushan took the initiative to say: "I'll catch a rabbit for you." Obviously, his affection for Yinyangmu has greatly increased.

Yinyangmu didn't refuse either: "That's troublesome."

Kui Yushan rushed into the woods in the distance, and as soon as he left, there was an instant silence here.Zhao Yeyu was still pondering: "It's so unfair, why did he catch up with all the good things by himself?"

Mo Chi, who had never spoken much, suddenly said, "Do you believe this kind of thing?"

Zhao Yeyu was stunned, what do you mean?

Mo Chi: "You don't need to think about it to know it's nonsense."

Zhao Yeyu blinked and asked Xuanwu: "Why are you talking nonsense?"

Obviously it sounds reasonable.

Xuan Wu was also surprised: "Do you really believe it?

"..." Zhao Yeyu thumped in his heart, why did he feel that his IQ was rubbed under his feet.

Mo Chi: "Do you know why Yin Yang Wood is sealed?"

Zhao Yeyu beeped softly: "Isn't it because of too many crimes?"

Mo Chi showed a disdainful smile: "At best, he committed some crimes, but in that era, it was nothing at all."

The demon king who had just recovered shook his shovel up and down twice, expressing his agreement: "If the killing evil made of yin and yang wood reached the standard to be suppressed, I would have been wanted and destroyed by the cultivation world."

Mo Chi said slowly: "After the end of the ancient war, the monks and the spirits joined hands to create a heaven to maintain the order of the heaven and the earth. The two sides originally belonged to different camps and could not unite as one. What really separated them was a treasure map. "

Zhaoyeyu: "It's normal for people to die for money and birds for food."

Mo Chi sneered: "The problem is that this treasure map was non-existent from the beginning."

Next, what came out of his mouth was a story that could almost be called the Arabian Nights.

In a certain month of a certain year, Yin Yangmu was full of food and drink, and felt bored, so he made up a nonsense that there was a treasure map in Kunlun Mountain, and if he got it, he could get the inheritance of King Wu.

King Wu used to be a very powerful monk, even if he didn't inherit it, just getting the treasure left by the other party would make a lot of money.

Zhao Yeyu was surprised: "Does anyone believe such a low-level lie?"

Mo Chi said with a cold face: "The problem is that he tells everyone he meets, and with the idea that he would rather believe it than believe it, countless spirits and monks ran to Kunlun Mountain."

Zhao Yeyu turned his head and looked at Yin Yang Mu with wide eyes: "What good does this do for you?"

Yinyangmu looked into the distance, thinking why it took so long for Kai Yushan to hunt a rabbit, and yawned: "I just stayed in the dark, and saw something that suits my taste quietly hunting. If I eat a spirit monster, I will blame the monk. The monks threw the blame on the ghosts. Over time, they all thought they were traitors, and they fought on the top of Kunlun Mountain, and the hearts of the people in the Heavenly Court were unstable, and they soon fell apart."

Zhao Yeyu was stunned by this story: "And then, how did you get discovered?"

Yin Yangmu glanced at Mo Chi, and said indifferently: "One time I ate his fancy food to extinction, and in order to get revenge, he announced my conspiracy to the public."

After finishing speaking, he curled his lips: "Obviously he was reaping the benefits of being a fisherman at that time, and often went to the foot of Kunlun Mountain to steal food, but in the end he beat him up."

Mo Chi said indifferently: "Differences in Taoism do not conspire with each other."

Not only Zhao Yeyu, but even the Demon King Shovel couldn't stand it: "What's the difference between your ways?"

Not all for the sake of eating by hook or by crook!

Mo Chi's expression showed a sense of melancholy that only a master can have: "We must respect sustainable development. How stupid it is to eat a species to extinction just because of the desire of tongue. That will mean that this taste will become extinct, which is the same as fishing. It’s a truth, you can’t fish out the water.”

"..."

Except for Yinyangmu, as the audience, everyone's eyes were quite strange.But at this moment, Mo Chi turned his head and asked Zhao Yeyu: "Have you realized it?"

Zhao Yeyu endured and endured, and finally couldn't hold back and burst out a foul language in his heart: "Then why didn't you expose him just now?"

With Taotie's character, he actually tolerated Yin Yang Mu's nonsense for so long.

Mo Chi said seriously, "To make Kai Yushan happy."

It was speechless before, but now it is a complete nausea.

Zhao Yeyu limp in Xuanwu's sleeve: "My lord, please take me home."

I can't stand listening to it anymore, every day I spend with Mo Chi is no different from crossing the Thunder Tribulation.