After I ate the gluttonous soul

Since it was discovered, the lucky beast has gained a lot of weight. It could see its hands and feet before, but now it is completely spherical.

There are two ways to gain weight in a short period of time: one is to eat desperately; the other is to be beaten.Unfortunately, it falls into the latter category.

Ji Beast looked at Kai Yushan's eyes, not to mention how wronged he was, and sobbed: "I survived, can this business still be discussed?"

Kui Yushan looked sad for no reason, nodded and asked, "So are you worth the price?" It's not that he looks down on the auspicious beast, but currently it is positioned in Kai Yushan's heart as mentally handicapped children who have been kicked out of their homes.

Ji Beast said angrily: "They have raised me for more than 100 years anyway, and the price is countless. Once something happens to me, they won't even be able to get me back."

Kui Yushan thought for a while, then looked at Maxima, who waved his hand and said, "Since you have decided to kidnap the ticket, I don't need to take it back to the headquarters."

It was thanks to Kui Yushan and Mo Chi that they were able to catch the thief. If they had dealt with the auspicious beast otherwise, Maxima would naturally not take a tough attitude and sing a different tune: "But the auspicious beast is full of tricks, so you have to be careful."

His voice was not loud, and he could hear the six-eared auspicious beast quite clearly. He immediately retorted: "First, I was poisoned by food, and then I was beaten beyond recognition. Who is the victim?"

Maxima originally wanted to say a few words about the theft, but seeing the other party's swollen face beyond recognition, he swallowed the words again.

Speaking of the sad part, Ji Beast started to cry again, intermittently said: "Remember to ask my parents for more good things, and share some with me." He slapped himself in the face while saying, "What are you doing in a daze, take a picture! "

Kui Yushan was really startled, and unconsciously picked up his phone to take a few pictures.

"Don't send these photos to my parents, otherwise it will be counterproductive," Ji Beast advised, "Send it to my suitor, and I can earn another fortune."

Kui Yushan's lips moved, and he wanted to speak but didn't know where to start, but Ji Beast himself added: "Anyway, I also contributed, can I make a difference by then?"

When he left home, his parents gave him a lot of money, but his nature is that he does not know the sufferings of the world, and within three days, all of them were wiped out.After that, he could barely make ends meet by petty theft.

Kui Yushan raised his forehead, and Mo Chi suddenly said to Qian Lima: "I remember that there is a school over the East China Sea, where there is a big monster giving lectures. Afterwards, I will write a letter of introduction, and you will send it to school there."

"I can read!" Ji Beast jumped three feet high, and said hastily, "I have studied the art of war since I was a child, and even memorized some classic war books backwards."

Not just talking, it really recited an article on the spot.

Mo Chi didn't take back what he said before, obviously he still wanted to send it to school.

Ji Beast added: "In addition to the art of war, I am also proficient in law, psychology, and even anti-reconnaissance techniques!"

There was silence in the room, and a word came out of everyone's minds in unison - educated hooligans.

Nowadays, the spiritual energy is thin, and it is difficult for the heirs of spirit monsters to reproduce. For the younger generation, even Mo Chi will not easily kill him.But now he would take the initiative to care about the education of a little ghost. It has to be said that the three views of the auspicious beast have reached the point where even Taotie can't stand it.

"It's also a talent." Kui Yushan sighed, and wiped away the tears on Jishou's face with a tissue: "No one can change the decision he made. Make a good job of reforming and strive to come out as soon as possible."

Ji Beast wiped away the tears: "Remember to give me more money from the kidnapping."

"..." Kui Yushan's last trace of pity disappeared, and he said with a grim expression: "Go to study obediently, otherwise, I will stew you as an ingredient!"

The auspicious animal didn't bother to cry, it seemed that it didn't realize that Kai Yushan would have such a side, and secretly sighed that this time it was really the end of the game.After accepting the reality, he asked cautiously, "Then can you tell me about the big monster in the East China Sea?"

If it's a woman, then it's easy to handle. With her invincible and cute appearance, she will definitely make the other party like her, and she might be able to escape in a short time.

"He is a respectable old man, he is upright and upright, and he will definitely teach you a lot." Kai Yushan didn't speak, but Mo Chi replied.

He seldom said so much to an outsider, but every word pierced his heart. Ji Beast couldn't figure out where he had offended this person. Even if he stole food, the victim should be Maxima.

Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth and said: "If you insist on doing this, don't blame me for being cruel. Stay on the front line in everything, the auspicious beast clan is quite powerful, in the future I..."

Mo Chi didn't even look at him, but looked at Kai Yushan and said with a gentle expression: "I've been threatened."

Kui Yushan smiled at him, ended the recording, and raised his mobile phone to play it for Jishou.

Knowing that he was caught in a trap, Ji Beast seemed to lose all his strength, completely gave up those small thoughts, and his eyes were dull: "Young beauty is unlucky."

Seeing this, Kai Yushan couldn't help shaking his head, the auspicious beast is very smart, but if this smartness is used in crooked ways, it will lead to disaster sooner or later.

When the auspicious beast came back to his senses, he reluctantly began to edit the text message, saying that the theft was discovered and he needed to exchange it with the medicine that could cure the disease.It kept an eye out, and the words at the beginning of each sentence were exactly where they are now.

"It's finished." Ji Beast whispered, "Can I send it out?"

Mo Chi glanced, and suddenly looked at Ji Beast, who was so guilty of looking at him that he tried his best not to tremble.

"Send it." When the words came, the auspicious beast quickly clicked send as if he had received an amnesty, as if he would regret it later.I secretly thought in my heart, when my parents come, you will look good.

Mo Chi and Kui Yushan did not leave directly, and Maxima contacted the client to discuss the issue of compensation. Seeing that they were all there, Auspicious Beast became more and more proud, and at most one day later, he could be saved.

One day, the girl was cleaning the table at the front desk, when suddenly the wind blew up and was about to close the door, but Mo Chi shook her head, grabbed it in the air, and threw it forcefully.

The girl felt strange, so she heard a cry of 'Ouch', and instantly understood, and pulled all the curtains around tightly, only using the faint light of the mobile phone screen to illuminate.

Not far from the door, two chubby round spirits stood up with their waists supported. One of them seemed to know Mo Chi and wailed, "You son of a bitch, this really killed me!"

Mo Chi didn't even want to look at it: "Your family will not improve even after a few more generations."

Unexpectedly, the visiting auspicious beast nodded repeatedly: "Yes, you will become stupid if you eat it." After confirming that Mo Chi didn't seem to have any intention of eating them, he asked politely: "My unbelievable daughter... is it okay?" ?”

"Alive."

With just two words, the couple breathed a sigh of relief.

"I want to send it to study in school," Mo Chi said bluntly, "but there is a tuition fee."

Jishou and his wife looked at each other and said with a wry smile: "We didn't expect it to be you when we came, but we wanted to vent our anger on the child, and the things are still in the clan."

Mo Chi pondered for a moment: "The medicine really has such a miraculous effect?"

"It's passed down from the ancestors, so it shouldn't be wrong."

Mo Chi: "It's so precious, why don't you want to keep it private?" Tell a little auspicious beast who doesn't know the heights of the heavens and the depths of the earth, and sooner or later everyone will know that there is a panacea.

The auspicious beast couple looked at each other, and felt helpless after hesitation: "Everyone wants to keep good things for themselves. The problem is that the medicine has a shelf life of only 1000 years, and it will expire in two years."

Mo Chi's bent fingers were slightly stiff, as if he hadn't expected this answer.

The auspicious animal husband and wife said to each other: "We want to sell for a high price, but for monks, two years have passed in a blink of an eye. Now the world is peaceful, and the serious injuries are too low."

To this day, that medicine is like tasteless to them, it's a pity to eat it without taste and throw it away.

Mo Chi's eyes moved: "Send the things as soon as possible, as for your children..."

"Be sure to send it to study." The auspicious beast couple's teeth were grinding loudly. Since the little kid became wise, relying on the most beautiful in the family, he has done many bad things. They can't do it themselves, and someone helps educate them ,It could not be better.

After the Jishou couple left, Kai Yushan, who had been silent all this time, sighed softly: "If all the memories of the past come back after taking the medicine, what should I do if I really have a fiancé?"

"No problem." Mo Chi's tone was uncharacteristically enlightened.

Kui Yushan was surprised: "Really?"

Mo Chi smiled: "If there is, you can have an extra meal, wouldn't it be perfect?"

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