After I ate the gluttonous soul

Worry about nothing.

With a career and love, Kai Yushan suddenly lost his goal.Under the warm winter sun, he was lying on a rocking chair with a thin cashmere blanket covering his legs, looking at the white snow outside the window, and sighed softly.

Mo Chi made an appointment to fight with someone today, to be precise, he had a fight with Kai Yushan's 39 mother.As one of the dozens of mothers of Laurel, who advocates violence, she came to her door a few days ago, claiming that Kuiyushan and Taotie were together, just like a flower stuck in cow dung, and the place of the fight was set in a small forest in the suburbs, Kuiyushan Disliked that there were many mosquitoes there, and told Mo Chi not to eat people, just stay in the room.

As for Xuanwu, who is busy writing a thesis recently, Yinyangmu is immersed in researching the formation, trying to help the devil to break the seal.

Compared with these people, Kui Yushan was not only doing nothing, but wasting his time.

Zhao Yeyu, who was swimming happily in the fish tank, bubbled: "Twelve times." This is the No. 12 sigh it has heard since this morning.

In this regard, Kai Yushan himself is helpless. He is very envious of those energetic young people, and even the old people who are playing Tai Chi on the lawn of the building, because they all have their own life pursuits.

"I don't want to either." Kui Yushan didn't bother to turn around, he didn't even want to roll his eyes: "Why don't you come up with an idea."

Zhaoye fish swims back in the fish tank, seems to be thinking.

Kui Yushan sighed again: "What do you do when you are bored?"

Zhao Yeyu thought for a while, and replied seriously: "There is never a time when I am not bored."

Kai Yushan finally moved, picked up a roll of paper and threw it at it.

Zhao Yeyu jumped out of the fish tank: "When the master is retreating, I usually pass the time by working in restaurants and going on blind dates."

It's all thunder and thunder, and I really don't know which one to complain about first. After a long time, I asked slowly: "Have you ever succeeded in making friends?"

Zhao Yeyu flicked his tail heavily, and the fish tank below cracked a few cracks instantly.

Kui Yushan had seen the answer from its actions, so he stopped asking.

Zhao Yeyu vomited a series of bubbles before calming down: "Ignore the result, the process is very interesting."

Kui Yushan raised his eyebrows: "Tell me specifically."

Zhao Yeyu: "You will meet all kinds of strange flowers and spirits. Some will leave small gifts, so you can make money without losing money."

Hearing this, Kai Yushan was moved: "Since we are free now, why don't we make an appointment with two people to have a look?"

Zhao Yeyu looked at him with indescribable eyes: "Are you sure?"

Kui Yushan nodded.

Zhao Yeyu: "If you were discovered by that narrow-minded glutton, you're going to die."

Kui Yushan: "I am willing."

Zhao Ye rolled his eyes, he didn't know what he thought of, and finally agreed.

As a veteran in the dating industry, Zhaoyeyu has a lot of resources in his hands, and he quickly found a few networking events that he could participate in.Kui Yushan watched curiously from the side: "No need to send personal information?"

Zhao Yeyu was helpless: "It's not a human blind date, what we play is heartbeat."

Kui Yushan thought it was reasonable, knowing everything in advance would be too boring.

Wrapping rice dumplings is another kind of respect for winter.Zhao Yeyu dressed up beautifully, and even tied a bow on the tail of the fish. Kui Yushan put it in his pocket, and warned halfway: "If you have a good appearance and temperament, you must hold on to me first, or I will turn around and sue Taotie."

Kui Yushan responded indifferently: "It's okay, anyway, you encouraged me to come."

Zhao Yeyu was taken aback: "To make a tree, you must have a conscience."

Kui Yushan let out a 'huh': "In the future, you must follow my example, otherwise..."

According to Zhao Yeyu's plan, he originally wanted to use this incident as capital to threaten Kai Yushan in the future, but unexpectedly, there is never a shortage of ruthless people in this world, and Kui Yushan is obviously one foot taller than it.

The cold wind was bitter, and the pedestrians on the road hurried past with their heads down.As a plant, it naturally doesn't like this kind of weather. Kui Yushan has a lazy style recently, and doesn't want to cast spells, all relying on walking.

"It's almost here." Zhao Yeyu nestled in his pocket comfortably: "One more intersection."

Five minutes later, Kai Yushan stopped at a Japanese grocery store, where the owner was also a ghost, so Zhaoyeyu took the initiative to say hello to him.

The boss has a bald head and a simple and honest appearance. He is very happy to see it: "Since you left, the sashimi business in the store has declined a lot. Do you want to consider continuing to work?"

Zhao Yeyu shook his head: "Let's talk."

The boss felt a little regretful and led them to the box.

There are three women and two men sitting in the elegant little room. They are weird and not in a hurry to get married. Most of the blind dates are just for fun. Now they see a variety of plants and a fish, and they all become interested.

Zhao Yeyu swayed his tail shyly: "Hi everyone."

The rest responded with a smile, and Kai Yushan scanned around. One goat, two ostriches, and the remaining two were hybrids, so I couldn't tell the species.

Instant labeling: all edible.

Zhao Yeyu is a natural and familiar person, and he quickly chatted with them.

However, Kai Yushan couldn't take his eyes off the goat from the beginning to the end, and he had already thought of several ways to prepare the whole goat.

Taking advantage of drinking water, Zhao Yeyu warned: "If you do this again, people will be scared away by you."

Kui Yushan swallowed, and lowered his eyes reluctantly.

No matter what the nature of the blind date is, some problems are unavoidable, such as age and family background.Knowing that Zhaoyeyu is more than 2 years old, everyone showed surprise on your face.

"What about you?" The goat spirit asked Kui Yushan.

After a short silence, Kui Yushan said slowly: "Same life as heaven and earth."

As soon as the words fell, laughter rang out one after another.

"You are so humorous." The goat spirit obviously has a crush on him.

Kui Yushan smiled, but did not speak.After the boss came up to make wine, everyone started having fun. This was the first time Kai Yushan saw Zhao Yeyu's courtesan side. The moment the latter danced a Latin dance on the table, he almost lost control of his expression.Amidst the applause, Kai Yushan's cell phone rang several times.

It took almost no thinking to know that Mo Chi had already gone back.

Kui Yushan couldn't help shaking his head, 39's mother was too impatient to be beaten, originally he had high hopes that the other party could drag on for a whole day.

After hesitating again and again, he didn't get connected. If Mo Chi knew that he was joining in the fun, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Zhao Yeyu, who had just finished dancing, heard the bell and asked, "Why didn't you answer it?"

Kui Yushan said "sales calls" and turned the phone to silent.In his heart, he kept thinking about the solution. Taotie's ray of soul was on him, which was equivalent to installing a GPS with him. It would be a matter of time before the other party found this place.

If you leave now...Kai Yushan rubbed the center of his brows, Mo Chi's sense of smell is comparable to that of a local dog, and he must be aware that he has been here before.After a little thought, he quickly came up with an idea, calmly took a few sips of wine, and then sent a text message to Xuanwu: Save the fish!

In less than 3 minutes, the box door was slammed open with a very scary bang.

"Who doesn't have eyes..." Before he could finish speaking, the goat spirit was kicked out.

The moment Zhaoyeyu saw Mo Chi, he had the illusion that his life was over.Look at Kui Yushan again, he looks drunk, I don't know if it's real or fake.

Seeing Mo Chi in a state of rage, Kai Yushan staggered over, "You're here."

Yuegui's ability to charm is not below that of the ancestors of the fox clan. Although Kui Yushan is far below that level, but Xi Shi is in the eyes of lovers. In Mo Chi's eyes, this is a ripe and tender apricot!

"The shochu tastes good, I still want to drink it." Kui Yushan muttered.

As soon as the wine was mentioned, Mo Chi returned rationally, and said with gloomy eyes, "Who brought you here?"

When Zhao Yeyu heard this, his heart was broken. It was obvious that he was pouring dirty water on himself, as if it bewitched Kui Yushan!

Grasping this life-saving straw, Kui Yushan pointed at Zhaoyeyu with drunken eyes: "It said that there is good wine here."

Zhao Yeyu gasped, and then saw Kai Yushan mouthing at it privately: Hold on for another minute, Xuanwu will come soon.

Looking at Mo Chi's expression, Zhao Yeyu only felt that even if the master arrived, there would only be time for him to make arrangements for his funeral.

Fortunately, there will never be a shortage of ignorant and fearless people in this world.After the goat spirit got up, he only thought he was being attacked by surprise, and then he attacked Mo Chi again.

However, in the blink of an eye, he was beaten into its original shape, and all the hair on his body was pulled out. Mo Chi stared at the strong leg of lamb, squinted his eyes, thinking whether to roast it with charcoal or eat it raw.

Xuanwu came at this time, and the box was in a mess——

Several spirits hid in the corner and shivered, and the goat spirit cast a look of help at him.

Xuanwu actually had the illusion of being overwhelmed in a trance.After stabilizing his mind, he pointed to Kai Yushan and said to Mo Chi, "He looks so cute when drunk, are you willing to share it with others?"

Mo Chi lowered his head and glanced at Kai Yushan: his cheeks were rosy, and his eyes blinked.

In an instant, she shelved the idea of ​​eating roasted whole lamb, and chose to take Kai Yushan away.

After he left for a long time, the spirits in the box did not come out of the shadows.Zhao Yeyu had been frightened for a long time, his belly turned over and he couldn't float up at all.

Xuanwu hated iron and grabbed it: "Can't you make less trouble?"

Zhao Ye's eyes were blank, and he murmured: "I don't dare to go on a blind date again."

In order to prove his determination, he took a knife and scraped off the fish scales on the spot.

Xuanwu frowned: "What are you doing?"

Zhao Yeyu said seriously: "Shaved ordained to become a monk!"