After I ate the gluttonous soul
Chapter 99
Mo Chi took a few steps back, pulling Kai Yushan to prepare for spatial movement.
Working in hell is not going to be a pleasant job.
Wen Jing sees through their plan first, but unfortunately his ability is inferior to Mo Chi, so he can only watch them escape.
When he returned to the room, Kai Yushan felt lingering fear.
Zhaoyeyu and Xuanwu also appeared in the room at some point, Zhaoyeyu angrily reprimanded Mo Chi for not showing loyalty, and even abandoned them and ran away first.
Kui Yushan sat down with his back against the wall, his eyes were melancholy, obviously he never expected that his wedding trip would end so abruptly.
"It's a crime." Zhao Yeyu wailed: "How hard is it to think about it, that will fry the ghost into fried dough sticks to eat."
Mo Chi did not show the slightest guilty conscience, and at the same time he did not forget to praise the oil pan in hell: "The temperature is high and it is easy to use."
Kui Yushan took a deep look at him and let out a sigh.
Mo Chi asked earnestly, "Can I steal back the oil pot from the eighteenth floor of hell?"
Kui Yushan looked indifferent: "There is no place to put it at home."
Mo Chi wanted to say something more, but was forced back by Kui Yushan's eye knife, and sat obediently in the corner.
Being manipulated by Tao Tiexiu, Kui Yushan completely lost his heart for a honeymoon trip, and decided to seize the time to start promoting new products.The weather has been fine these days, and the big trees outside the window are in full bloom, because the trees are tall enough, and when the wind blows, the petals can fall into the house.
Xuanwu was wearing a pair of glasses, and was taking a promotional photo for Kui Yushan.
Zhao Ye flicked his tail and looked at Kai Yushan, who was holding a food bag and enjoying himself, his expression was unpredictable.Facing the dark food with a look of enjoyment... Doesn't your conscience hurt?
"Smile at 45 degrees." Xuanwu asked him to find the right angle: "Lean against the window and let the sun shine down."
Zhao Yeyu couldn't bear to watch it any longer. Just then, the doorbell rang, and he couldn't wait to open the door.
The person outside the door had dark skin and exuded a sense of righteousness.Too full of yang energy, obviously not friendly to the monster, Zhao Yeyu shrank his head: "Who is it?"
The bone age of the visitor is about two hundred years old, and his appearance is only 27 or [-] years old. At first glance, he is not an ordinary person.Zhao Yeyu had no scruples and spoke directly with his lips.
"Police." The man took out his ID: "Someone reported that you eat bully meals."
Zhao Yeyu was stunned: "Did I make a mistake?"
At this time, a face protruded from behind the man, with white eyes and almost transparent skin.
Zhao Yeyu hesitated for a few seconds, then retreated guiltily: "Uncle policeman, I didn't do it."
The movement here caused Xuanwu to suspend the filming work. He and Kui Yushan looked at each other one after another, and then they were calm and calm: "Is this fellow Taoist being a little lenient?"
The man blinked, three times in a row.
Xuanwu sighed... I understand, this is being threatened.
Wen Jing walked in with the attitude of a victim, his expression showed no emotion, and he whispered softly at all times: "Your friend ate a total of 22 ghosts in hell, and evaded one hundred ghost coins."
Xuanwu was helpless: "It's not that we don't want to pay back the money, but you also said that the ghost coins have not yet been issued."
Wen Jing said in a gentle voice: "So I have to rely on part-time jobs to pay off the debt."
"I can't explain it to him," Xuanwu put down the stall and looked back at Mo Chi: "You have to solve the crimes you have committed yourself."
They all thought that Mo Chi would have to rely on violence to solve the problem, but he actually thought about it seriously and asked, "Do you have food?"
Wen Jing calmly said, "One ghost every day."
Mo Chi immediately shook his head: "One is too few, the number of fried dough sticks should be at least two."
The rest of the people had different expressions, especially Zhao Yeyu, who had been with Mo Chi for so long that he almost forgot how cruel gluttony was.
Asking the mirror nodded: "Yes."
Mo Chi turned to look at Kai Yushan, who said ruthlessly, "You will bear the troubles you cause yourself."
He is very busy, and he has time to accompany the other party to work part-time.
Mo Chi lightly held Kui Yushan's hand and started to play the emotional card. Kui Yushan couldn't bear it, looked at the camera and asked in pain, "Which positions are there?"
Wen Jing: "Boatman, ghost messenger, clerk."
Taotie must not be the boatman. With his style, he might eat the new ghost on the boat as an extra meal. The ghost messenger also has the same possibility.After thinking about it, he asked, "Can you write?"
Mo Chi: "I know."
Just two words attracted the attention of everyone present.
Yin Yangmu, who was originally concentrating on taking care of flowers and plants, couldn't help but said: "Yes, yes, no, no."
The rest of the people nodded in unison, agreeing with his statement.
Seeing that he couldn't explain clearly to them, Mo Chi gave a demonstration on the spot. He found a pen and paper and wrote a few words casually.
"This...is a word?" Zhaoyeyu was the first to question.
There is almost no distinction between vertical and horizontal, and it looks like an earthworm has crawled over.
Kui Yushan hesitated for a few seconds, grabbed Mo Chi's hand to check, and made sure that he didn't write with his claws in his original form: "I remember your handwriting is okay."
Mo Chi didn't feel ashamed at all, he really turned into his original form, and then he took a bunch of hair from his body to make a simple brush, dipped it in ink and swiped the brush, and wrote his name on the paper.
The pen is like a dragon and a snake, and the clouds and water are flowing, which is very demeanor.
Kui Yushan was silent for a few seconds: "Only my own name can be written well, right?"
Mo Chi nodded slightly.
Kui Yushan: "Didn't you write an encyclopedia about eating before?"
Mo Chi: "Violently coerce the mountain god to ghostwrite."
Zhao Yeyu raised a fin: "I have a question."
Mo Chi: "Say."
Zhao Yeyu: "Can you write the word Taotie?"
Mo Chi didn't answer, and three seconds later, Zhao Yeyu was thrown downstairs.
In an awkward and tense atmosphere, Kui Yushan stared at Wenjing, spread his hands, and indicated that his education level was just like this, to see if he was willing to recruit.
Wenjing was silent for the first time since entering the door. If Taotie were to be a clerk, it might be even more troublesome.
"Forget it, I still work as a ghost messenger." After thinking about it, Wen Jing said: "But you can't eat ghosts."
Although Taotie is gluttonous, if he eats ghosts who have not done evil, he will soon be blacked out by the Dao of Heaven.It seems that this ferocious beast has a family now, and it is unlikely to act recklessly.
Mo Chi felt that this was the most boring choice, curled his lips, and was about to speak with his fists, when he heard Kui Yushan say coldly: "Who told you to fry more than 20 ghosts?"
After all, he was the one who was at fault, Taotie was unreasonable, and couldn't stand Kai Yushan's words, so he could only choose to bow his head.
Wen Jing took out a mirror from his arms: "If someone dies, the location will appear on it, just rush over to catch it."
Not all people will become ghosts after death. Some people have light characters and basically have no nostalgia for the world, so they dissipate lightly in the world.The underworld has just been rebuilt, and the workload of the ghost messengers is not too big.
Kai Yushan took the mirror and thought it was quite rare.
Asking the mirror: "After finding a new ghost, just say 'open' to the mirror, and the ghost will be automatically transported to the underworld."
Kui Yushan looked at the mirror and suddenly said: "Generally there are more evil ghosts, or more good ghosts?"
Wen Jing: "There is no absolute good or evil, but according to previous standards, at least one of the ten ghosts has done something very evil."
Kui Yushan rubbed his chin: "It's too cruel to let ghosts go to the eighteenth floor of hell again and again. Isn't it humanitarian now?"
Wen Jing's thinking was half a beat slow, and after thinking for two seconds, he asked, "Is it cruel?"
"Of course," Kui Yushan said, "it's a pain to repeat the frying pan."
Wen Jing asked humbly: "What good idea do you have?"
Kui Yushan's eyes lit up: "Are you interested in cooperating with me?"
Ask mirror: "How to cooperate?"
Kui Yushan showed him his online store: "I sell snacks. In the future, if you provide me with ghost ingredients, I will sell them online, and the profit will be four to six cents."
"..." A bit of surprise appeared in Wen Jing's eyes during the silence: "Why do I think this is more cruel?"
With a cold face, Kui Yushan said with a serious look: "It can relieve the ghosts and bring benefits to the underworld. The most important thing is to warn the world not to do bad things and kill three birds with one stone. This is a beautiful thing that will last forever."
"..."
There was no wind or rain, Zhao Yeyu shivered suddenly, hid in Xuanwu pocket, and said in a low voice: "My lord, he is so scary."
Xuanwu nodded slightly, expressing his agreement with this statement.
Mo Chi was the only one who remained unchanged, his eyes were even full of wonder: "I never thought you would be so wise."
Kui Yushan accepted his praise calmly, and looked at the man standing at the door: "Comrade policeman, your duty is to punish evil and promote good, and you must agree with me."
The man took two steps back in shock, and forced the corner of his mouth to twitch: "I still have something to do, so I won't stay any longer."
After all, it disappeared like a gust of wind.
Kui Yushan stared at the questioning mirror again, waiting for an answer.
Wen Jing's white eyes trembled slightly, and raised his head after a while: "...I advise you to be kind."
The deal was not settled in the end, and Wenjing even took back the mirror before leaving, without mentioning compensation.
Confirming that he couldn't sense the aura of the new man, Kui Yushan heaved a sigh of relief, and looked back at Mo Chi with complicated eyes.
Mo Chi silently avoided his gaze.
Zhao Yeyu flicked his tail and said sarcastic words: "When you marry a wife, you should marry a virtuous man. Fortunately, there is this laurel tree here today."
When the apricot tree has grown up for a long time, I suddenly feel a little unaccustomed to hearing people call you laurel. Kui Yushan withdrew his confused thoughts and told Mo Chi carefully: "From now on, you must ask for my permission before eating."
This kind of free eating behavior in hell is no different from the bully who snatches the lollipops of elementary school students on the road.
Mo Chi: "If I go secretly to eat ghosts, is it possible to not be discovered?"
Kui Yu's mountain was in pain, and seeing that it was unreasonable to explain to him, he could only forcefully say: "Stealing food outside is a vicious act, once you find out, you will never want to take an apricot from me in the future."
Mo Chi's expression suddenly became serious, and he could no longer see the slightest carelessness just now.
Hitting a stick for a jujube, Kai Yushan took out three apricots in due course as a comfort.
After taking it, Mo Chi sat on the small bench and ate slowly, looking up at him from time to time, like wet puppy eyes.
Kui Yushan was amused by his association, and stretched out his hand to touch the top of his head: "As long as you are obedient, you will be sure to follow me to eat delicious food and drink spicy food in the future."
Taotie has been calling the wind and calling the rain for thousands of years, and it was the first time he heard someone speak to him in a bossy tone, and it felt very fresh.
Kui Yushan kept a straight face, trying to put on a serious look: "Do you understand?"
Mo Chi pursed his lips and asked earnestly, "How long will the meal last?"
Kui Yushan: "Forever."
Mo Chi smiled, and this time nodded without the slightest hesitation.
The author has something to say:
There are almost [-] words in the extra episode, so this article ends here, thank you for your company along the way.
Working in hell is not going to be a pleasant job.
Wen Jing sees through their plan first, but unfortunately his ability is inferior to Mo Chi, so he can only watch them escape.
When he returned to the room, Kai Yushan felt lingering fear.
Zhaoyeyu and Xuanwu also appeared in the room at some point, Zhaoyeyu angrily reprimanded Mo Chi for not showing loyalty, and even abandoned them and ran away first.
Kui Yushan sat down with his back against the wall, his eyes were melancholy, obviously he never expected that his wedding trip would end so abruptly.
"It's a crime." Zhao Yeyu wailed: "How hard is it to think about it, that will fry the ghost into fried dough sticks to eat."
Mo Chi did not show the slightest guilty conscience, and at the same time he did not forget to praise the oil pan in hell: "The temperature is high and it is easy to use."
Kui Yushan took a deep look at him and let out a sigh.
Mo Chi asked earnestly, "Can I steal back the oil pot from the eighteenth floor of hell?"
Kui Yushan looked indifferent: "There is no place to put it at home."
Mo Chi wanted to say something more, but was forced back by Kui Yushan's eye knife, and sat obediently in the corner.
Being manipulated by Tao Tiexiu, Kui Yushan completely lost his heart for a honeymoon trip, and decided to seize the time to start promoting new products.The weather has been fine these days, and the big trees outside the window are in full bloom, because the trees are tall enough, and when the wind blows, the petals can fall into the house.
Xuanwu was wearing a pair of glasses, and was taking a promotional photo for Kui Yushan.
Zhao Ye flicked his tail and looked at Kai Yushan, who was holding a food bag and enjoying himself, his expression was unpredictable.Facing the dark food with a look of enjoyment... Doesn't your conscience hurt?
"Smile at 45 degrees." Xuanwu asked him to find the right angle: "Lean against the window and let the sun shine down."
Zhao Yeyu couldn't bear to watch it any longer. Just then, the doorbell rang, and he couldn't wait to open the door.
The person outside the door had dark skin and exuded a sense of righteousness.Too full of yang energy, obviously not friendly to the monster, Zhao Yeyu shrank his head: "Who is it?"
The bone age of the visitor is about two hundred years old, and his appearance is only 27 or [-] years old. At first glance, he is not an ordinary person.Zhao Yeyu had no scruples and spoke directly with his lips.
"Police." The man took out his ID: "Someone reported that you eat bully meals."
Zhao Yeyu was stunned: "Did I make a mistake?"
At this time, a face protruded from behind the man, with white eyes and almost transparent skin.
Zhao Yeyu hesitated for a few seconds, then retreated guiltily: "Uncle policeman, I didn't do it."
The movement here caused Xuanwu to suspend the filming work. He and Kui Yushan looked at each other one after another, and then they were calm and calm: "Is this fellow Taoist being a little lenient?"
The man blinked, three times in a row.
Xuanwu sighed... I understand, this is being threatened.
Wen Jing walked in with the attitude of a victim, his expression showed no emotion, and he whispered softly at all times: "Your friend ate a total of 22 ghosts in hell, and evaded one hundred ghost coins."
Xuanwu was helpless: "It's not that we don't want to pay back the money, but you also said that the ghost coins have not yet been issued."
Wen Jing said in a gentle voice: "So I have to rely on part-time jobs to pay off the debt."
"I can't explain it to him," Xuanwu put down the stall and looked back at Mo Chi: "You have to solve the crimes you have committed yourself."
They all thought that Mo Chi would have to rely on violence to solve the problem, but he actually thought about it seriously and asked, "Do you have food?"
Wen Jing calmly said, "One ghost every day."
Mo Chi immediately shook his head: "One is too few, the number of fried dough sticks should be at least two."
The rest of the people had different expressions, especially Zhao Yeyu, who had been with Mo Chi for so long that he almost forgot how cruel gluttony was.
Asking the mirror nodded: "Yes."
Mo Chi turned to look at Kai Yushan, who said ruthlessly, "You will bear the troubles you cause yourself."
He is very busy, and he has time to accompany the other party to work part-time.
Mo Chi lightly held Kui Yushan's hand and started to play the emotional card. Kui Yushan couldn't bear it, looked at the camera and asked in pain, "Which positions are there?"
Wen Jing: "Boatman, ghost messenger, clerk."
Taotie must not be the boatman. With his style, he might eat the new ghost on the boat as an extra meal. The ghost messenger also has the same possibility.After thinking about it, he asked, "Can you write?"
Mo Chi: "I know."
Just two words attracted the attention of everyone present.
Yin Yangmu, who was originally concentrating on taking care of flowers and plants, couldn't help but said: "Yes, yes, no, no."
The rest of the people nodded in unison, agreeing with his statement.
Seeing that he couldn't explain clearly to them, Mo Chi gave a demonstration on the spot. He found a pen and paper and wrote a few words casually.
"This...is a word?" Zhaoyeyu was the first to question.
There is almost no distinction between vertical and horizontal, and it looks like an earthworm has crawled over.
Kui Yushan hesitated for a few seconds, grabbed Mo Chi's hand to check, and made sure that he didn't write with his claws in his original form: "I remember your handwriting is okay."
Mo Chi didn't feel ashamed at all, he really turned into his original form, and then he took a bunch of hair from his body to make a simple brush, dipped it in ink and swiped the brush, and wrote his name on the paper.
The pen is like a dragon and a snake, and the clouds and water are flowing, which is very demeanor.
Kui Yushan was silent for a few seconds: "Only my own name can be written well, right?"
Mo Chi nodded slightly.
Kui Yushan: "Didn't you write an encyclopedia about eating before?"
Mo Chi: "Violently coerce the mountain god to ghostwrite."
Zhao Yeyu raised a fin: "I have a question."
Mo Chi: "Say."
Zhao Yeyu: "Can you write the word Taotie?"
Mo Chi didn't answer, and three seconds later, Zhao Yeyu was thrown downstairs.
In an awkward and tense atmosphere, Kui Yushan stared at Wenjing, spread his hands, and indicated that his education level was just like this, to see if he was willing to recruit.
Wenjing was silent for the first time since entering the door. If Taotie were to be a clerk, it might be even more troublesome.
"Forget it, I still work as a ghost messenger." After thinking about it, Wen Jing said: "But you can't eat ghosts."
Although Taotie is gluttonous, if he eats ghosts who have not done evil, he will soon be blacked out by the Dao of Heaven.It seems that this ferocious beast has a family now, and it is unlikely to act recklessly.
Mo Chi felt that this was the most boring choice, curled his lips, and was about to speak with his fists, when he heard Kui Yushan say coldly: "Who told you to fry more than 20 ghosts?"
After all, he was the one who was at fault, Taotie was unreasonable, and couldn't stand Kai Yushan's words, so he could only choose to bow his head.
Wen Jing took out a mirror from his arms: "If someone dies, the location will appear on it, just rush over to catch it."
Not all people will become ghosts after death. Some people have light characters and basically have no nostalgia for the world, so they dissipate lightly in the world.The underworld has just been rebuilt, and the workload of the ghost messengers is not too big.
Kai Yushan took the mirror and thought it was quite rare.
Asking the mirror: "After finding a new ghost, just say 'open' to the mirror, and the ghost will be automatically transported to the underworld."
Kui Yushan looked at the mirror and suddenly said: "Generally there are more evil ghosts, or more good ghosts?"
Wen Jing: "There is no absolute good or evil, but according to previous standards, at least one of the ten ghosts has done something very evil."
Kui Yushan rubbed his chin: "It's too cruel to let ghosts go to the eighteenth floor of hell again and again. Isn't it humanitarian now?"
Wen Jing's thinking was half a beat slow, and after thinking for two seconds, he asked, "Is it cruel?"
"Of course," Kui Yushan said, "it's a pain to repeat the frying pan."
Wen Jing asked humbly: "What good idea do you have?"
Kui Yushan's eyes lit up: "Are you interested in cooperating with me?"
Ask mirror: "How to cooperate?"
Kui Yushan showed him his online store: "I sell snacks. In the future, if you provide me with ghost ingredients, I will sell them online, and the profit will be four to six cents."
"..." A bit of surprise appeared in Wen Jing's eyes during the silence: "Why do I think this is more cruel?"
With a cold face, Kui Yushan said with a serious look: "It can relieve the ghosts and bring benefits to the underworld. The most important thing is to warn the world not to do bad things and kill three birds with one stone. This is a beautiful thing that will last forever."
"..."
There was no wind or rain, Zhao Yeyu shivered suddenly, hid in Xuanwu pocket, and said in a low voice: "My lord, he is so scary."
Xuanwu nodded slightly, expressing his agreement with this statement.
Mo Chi was the only one who remained unchanged, his eyes were even full of wonder: "I never thought you would be so wise."
Kui Yushan accepted his praise calmly, and looked at the man standing at the door: "Comrade policeman, your duty is to punish evil and promote good, and you must agree with me."
The man took two steps back in shock, and forced the corner of his mouth to twitch: "I still have something to do, so I won't stay any longer."
After all, it disappeared like a gust of wind.
Kui Yushan stared at the questioning mirror again, waiting for an answer.
Wen Jing's white eyes trembled slightly, and raised his head after a while: "...I advise you to be kind."
The deal was not settled in the end, and Wenjing even took back the mirror before leaving, without mentioning compensation.
Confirming that he couldn't sense the aura of the new man, Kui Yushan heaved a sigh of relief, and looked back at Mo Chi with complicated eyes.
Mo Chi silently avoided his gaze.
Zhao Yeyu flicked his tail and said sarcastic words: "When you marry a wife, you should marry a virtuous man. Fortunately, there is this laurel tree here today."
When the apricot tree has grown up for a long time, I suddenly feel a little unaccustomed to hearing people call you laurel. Kui Yushan withdrew his confused thoughts and told Mo Chi carefully: "From now on, you must ask for my permission before eating."
This kind of free eating behavior in hell is no different from the bully who snatches the lollipops of elementary school students on the road.
Mo Chi: "If I go secretly to eat ghosts, is it possible to not be discovered?"
Kui Yu's mountain was in pain, and seeing that it was unreasonable to explain to him, he could only forcefully say: "Stealing food outside is a vicious act, once you find out, you will never want to take an apricot from me in the future."
Mo Chi's expression suddenly became serious, and he could no longer see the slightest carelessness just now.
Hitting a stick for a jujube, Kai Yushan took out three apricots in due course as a comfort.
After taking it, Mo Chi sat on the small bench and ate slowly, looking up at him from time to time, like wet puppy eyes.
Kui Yushan was amused by his association, and stretched out his hand to touch the top of his head: "As long as you are obedient, you will be sure to follow me to eat delicious food and drink spicy food in the future."
Taotie has been calling the wind and calling the rain for thousands of years, and it was the first time he heard someone speak to him in a bossy tone, and it felt very fresh.
Kui Yushan kept a straight face, trying to put on a serious look: "Do you understand?"
Mo Chi pursed his lips and asked earnestly, "How long will the meal last?"
Kui Yushan: "Forever."
Mo Chi smiled, and this time nodded without the slightest hesitation.
The author has something to say:
There are almost [-] words in the extra episode, so this article ends here, thank you for your company along the way.
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