I suspect the history teacher and the geography teacher are having an affair

Jiang Jianguo obviously felt that Wang Kai had changed his temperament, not that he was obedient to himself or anything.Just don't beat yourself up!

Yesterday Jiang Jianguo and Wang Kai said that if you want to move in and live with me, it would be too inconvenient if the dormitory has no heating or washing machine in winter.He didn't hold out any hope at first, but Wang Kai tilted his head and agreed.

"I'll pay half of your rent and utility bills," Wang Kai said.

"Have you taken a fancy to my big sofa and washing machine?"

"En...half and half~" Wang Kai hummed a ditty. He seemed to be in a good mood at the time, and turned the key of the phone back to the room.

……

Normally, when Jiang Jianguo asked Wang Kai to have a meal, he had to wait at his desk in advance, or he had to bully and lure Wang Kai with delicious food and spend a long time.As a result, at noon today, Jiang Jianguo was in the second class in the class, and Wang Kai was leaning on the wall outside waiting for him to finish class.When Jianguo turned his head to look at him, he made a gesture of "miamiamia" to eat.

"Huh? What's the situation." The person involved was confused.

……

"Well, do you want to watch movies that you haven't seen on National Day together? Tomorrow is the weekend." Jiang Jianguo was packing up his clothes, and Wang Kai just came over and opened Meituan with his mobile phone, pointing to a certain National Day movie with anticipation.

"Ang, yes. There is nothing to do tomorrow." Jianguo looked calm on the surface, but was very excited inside.This is the first time that Wang Kai invited himself to watch a movie on his own initiative!

"Success! Tickets are booked! Is it okay to be in the middle of the fourth row?"

"It's all right, you decide." Jianguo looked indifferent, but in fact he was already jumping for joy in his heart.

As a result, the next day, Wang Kai, who was wearing a sweater, vest, sports pants and sneakers, waited for Jiang Jianguo at the door for a long time.In the end, a handsome 186 guy in a casual suit and tie came out.

"Brother... do you think...you are dressed too formally..." Wang Kai raised his head and frowned, "Or should I... change into a suit too...?" Wang Kai pointed at himself again .

"Emmm seems a bit exaggerated." Jianguo scratched his head, and Wang Kai nodded slowly. "Then I'll go back and change it?" Wang Kai nodded slowly again, and added: "Hurry up, it's too late."

"Ao'ao" ​​Jianguo hurried back to the house and changed his clothes.

"This is much more normal~" Wang Kai nodded in satisfaction, "Give me the key, I'll drive." He reached out and asked Jianguo for the key.

"Forget it, my car has just been brought back, don't hit me again." Jianguo shook the key in his hand, but refused to give it to Wang Kai.

"That time it was the fat guy's problem!!!" Wang Kai frowned...

……

The two entered the movie theater, got tickets and entered the theater in one go. "It's a good thing it's not too late." Wang Kai breathed a sigh of relief. "It's okay to delay for a while," Jianguo said.

"What do you know, the foreshadowing at the beginning of the movie is very important!" Wang Kai carried a bucket of popcorn and walked to the fourth row. "But why is there no one? When I booked, there was no one. I thought other people would order later."

"Maybe everyone has seen it during the holidays, so they won't come." Jianguo found a seat and sat down.

"It makes sense." Wang Kai also sat down beside him.

……

This movie, how should I put it, is useless.The incidents in the middle were okay and handled well, but the sensationalism before and after the marriage was too much, and it was embarrassing for Wang Kai to push it in a touching direction. "Hey, tell me, do father and daughter really get so bored? I'm a man, my father and I have never done this before, and we have no experience." Wang Kai tilted his head and asked Jianguo, because there was no one else in the venue, he also Just let go of your voice.

"You asked this question...how do I know...I'm a boy too." Jianguo was speechless.

"Did you know that this movie is based on a real accident! The hero's prototype was used to move China! It's amazing! I watched the documentary before I came here, thinking that the movie would be very good, but it turned out to be better than watching the documentary." Before the movie was over, Wang Kai complained in Jianguo's ear, "It's not that I can't watch it, but it didn't meet my expectations." Wang Kai frowned and chewed the popcorn loudly.

"I think it's pretty good. It's both loose and tight, and it's touching." Jianguo stole a popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth. It was too sweet, and he didn't think it was suitable for him.

"You don't understand, this... eh? What is that?" The movie was about to end, and a strange red heart suddenly appeared in the lower left corner of the movie screen.

"Huh? Easter egg in the movie?" Wang Kai looked puzzled, but he didn't notice that Jiang Jianguo was staring at the big screen expectantly.

Gradually the heart grew bigger, and there were five letters "jjgwk" inside, "What is this, dick goo?" Wang Kai stuffed another popcorn, "Isn't that the abbreviation for the hero?" He turned his head away Suddenly, he saw Jiang Jianguo's complicated expression.

"Wait...don't tell me..." Wang Kai suddenly seemed to understand something, with a face full of shit. "No way..." He turned his head to look at the big screen, it seemed that "Jiang Jianguo loves Wang Kai", and suddenly a sense of shame came to Wang Kai's heart...

"Don't tell me that you booked the show..." Wang Kai stopped eating popcorn in the air, and then saw Jiang Jianguo nodded excitedly...

"Don't tell me that someone will come in with flowers and spray ribbons later, and then watch you come in to confess..." Before Jiang Jianguo nodded, he heard the door open with a "bang", and a group of little girls came in spraying ribbons, singing and encouraging Jianguo knelt down on one knee and gave flowers to Wang Kai.

"Ugh!!! Jiang Jianguo, you're so rustic!!!!!!" Wang Kai roared inwardly...

……

Drive home afterwards.

"How much did you pay for the reservation? Is it a lot?" Wang Kai rolled his two big eyeballs and asked Jianguo, lying on the side of Jianguo's profile.

"It's not a lot...is it?"

"How many?"

"The movie theater said that the monthly discount for confession in October is only 5200!" Jianguo told the truth, and then gave Wang Kai an uncommon smile.

"You idiot! They say every month is confession month!!" Wang Kai raised his forehead, it's not good to buy something for five thousand and two, Jiang Jianguo is so stupid (┯_┯).

"Hey~ Don't think so, it's pretty cheap to buy you for five thousand and two~" Jianguo smiled smugly

"Damn! It makes sense!" Wang Kai reacted, and suddenly turned around, "Let's go! Driver! Go to the most expensive restaurant! I want to be extravagant!" He pointed in front of him.

"Are you still not full from the popcorn?" Jianguo said helplessly.

"Leave me alone."

"Cheng Chengcheng, let's go."

☆, Fanwai, your partner is infertile

Jiang Jianguo was sent to Nanjing for seminars on Saturdays and Sundays.

At the meeting, everyone sat in a circle around a huge mahogany round table.On the left of Jiang Jianguo sat a very noisy and curious middle-aged female teacher, and on the right sat a young female teacher with short shaved hair and a neat and upright young lady in a casual suit.

After looking around, Jiang Jianguo came to a conclusion: there are not many male teachers who teach history.

Before the meeting started, Jiang Jianguo's mobile phone suddenly "ding dong", and a WeChat message came.He found that his phone was not on mute, so he quickly muted his phone, then opened WeChat and saw "Sister Kai" sent himself a Weibo link: share!How painful it is for a girl to be pregnant and have a baby... Then Wang Kai's own opinion is included later: "Damn it! It's too scary."

Jiang Jianguo clicked in and found that this Weibo mainly talked about some adverse reactions during pregnancy, such as edema, and the poor recovery of the body after pregnancy.The blogger also shared her misery during her pregnancy when her husband said that she was hypocritical, that she could not feel the warmth of her husband's family after giving birth, and felt that she was a machine for giving birth. "This man is really nothing." Jiang Jianguo commented while watching.Then I scrolled down to other comments, and found that there was a comment saying that men don't have a good thing. "Oh, the little girl nowadays is too extreme, and I can't generalize." Jiang Jianguo thought, for example, I am a good man.Then he replied to Wang Kai intentionally as a "good man": "My mother is working too hard, and I will definitely buy her some delicious food when I go back."

As soon as he finished answering, the female teacher next to him stretched out his head and said, "Your partner?" Jiang Jianguo was amazed at how the female teacher was so familiar, so he responded with an embarrassed "Ah yes". "The little girl nowadays is scared to death when she sees these things, but it's actually not that scary. I was balabala..." The female teacher, seeing Jianguo answering the question, seized the opportunity and quickly shared a lot of her own experience.Then I saw Jianguo’s reply from such a straight man, and said: “You, you can’t reply like this, you have to say ‘I will take good care of you when we have a child in the future!’ Something will happen, so you can't just think about your mother now. Girls send you these to test your attitude~"

When the young female teacher on the other side heard this, she thought Jianguo was a peerless scumbag, so she couldn't help leaning away.

"Oh yes yes, thank you. But we don't plan to have children."

"Dink! You guys." The teacher looked very surprised. "Young people nowadays really have ideas. Dink is also very good. I have a friend who is Dink. They live happily without having children balabala..."

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

...after a long time...

When everyone in the room finally arrived, Jiang Jianguo hurriedly stopped, "It's a meeting, it's a meeting." It can be regarded as having escaped the topic of having a baby.

He quickly sent a message to Wang Kai, "The teacher next to me said that I want to enlighten you not to be afraid of pregnancy."

"You told her that your partner is actually infertile." Wang Kai replied in seconds.