Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

?Crying needs to be supported by others, otherwise it is easy to get stuck and unable to proceed.

Although Lin Yi accompanied the Buddha to recite the scriptures for three years, there is no psychological burden at all for secretly eating meat and dozing off.Well, for such a girl who doesn't need to be pure-minded and ascetic, she must hope to be comforted when she cries.

Moreover, this prostitute usually takes advantage of his words, so he will not pretend to be Liu Xiahui, who is not in trouble.But in fact, Lin Yi hugged him and was sad for a long time, he was as motionless as a log.

At least a pat on the shoulder would do, Lin Yi pouted, unable to cry anymore.She had to admit that ignoring her was the fastest way to stop crying.

Moreover, the clothes of both of them were soaked, and Lin Yi was terribly cold.Standing up and rubbing his shoulders, Lin Yi poked Tian Boguang's chest with a little grievance, "You really have no conscience."

"Little nun, it's not my uncle. I don't know good and bad. Didn't you notice that I was tapped?" Tian Boguang smiled wryly, his wet clothes stuck to Lin Yi's body, and the curves outlined were completely exposed, even if he was wearing cold clothes close to his body. Tian Boguang is also burning with a small fire in his heart, but... go to his uncle's acupuncture points!

"You were thrown down by acupuncture points?" Lin Yi looked up, a bright light flashed in his eyes that were a little red and swollen from crying, "Which girl did you go to molested again and was thrown down the mountain?"

"Hey, it smells so strong of vinegar," Tian Boguang exaggerated deliberately, "Is the little nun in love with me?"

"A little bit." Lin Yi replied honestly.

Tian Boguang was shocked by her straightforwardness, and he was a little tongue-tied for a while, not knowing what to do next. Generally, daughters should not shyly say "I don't like you" or act like a baby who clearly refuses but admits ?Why is it that every time he wants to take advantage, it seems that the little nun has said that he is a general and has nothing to do?

Could it be that his skin is not thick enough?

"Tell me where I can untie the acupuncture points, and I will help you." Lin Yi offered to help.

"It's useless to tell you, little nun, do you think all you need to do is to poke the acupuncture point with your finger? It can't be solved without internal strength." Why would Tian Boguang want to continue lying here like a log? Isn't there nothing wrong with him? He still doesn't know how much the little nun weighs.

Lin Yi flattened his mouth in disappointment, the wet clothes on his body absorbed the inner warmth, and couldn't help but sneezed.

"Then how long will it take for your acupoints to untie themselves?"

"...It will take two more hours." Tian Boguang felt ashamed, but he had to admit that the internal strength of the Taogu Four Immortals was indeed higher than him.

In fact, except that his physical fitness is stronger than Lin Yi, Tian Boguang, who has no internal strength to protect his body, is not much better than Lin Yi now. The water in the pool is close to zero degrees, and the cotton clothes that martial arts practitioners are used to wearing are very absorbent, and his face began to turn cold. Turned blue.

Lie like this for two hours, without waiting for the acupoints to be untied, the Taoist would freeze to death.Lin Yi thought for a while, stood up and began to undress.

Tian Boguang's eyes immediately stared straight, and when Lin Yi stripped down to only the white obscene clothes, and he seemed not ready to stop, he finally couldn't help but shouted, "Hey, little nun, don't you plan to show yourself in broad daylight? Let my uncle feast my eyes." This is too cruel, can't you see him still can't move.

Lin Yi was wringing out the water vigorously with his coat. Hearing this, he glanced at him angrily, "If you are a gentleman, you should obediently close your eyes." A piece of obscene clothing is enough to wrap it tightly, otherwise what would happen to the people in her era who took to the streets with suspenders and hot pants.

But this is ancient times, and the person Tian Boguang is looking at is her.Looking at the thin layer of clothing, the small fire in Tian Boguang's heart was about to burn into a big fire, "But I'm a prostitute, if you don't mind, little nun, I'll enjoy it more happily."

"Enjoy blessing?" Lin Yi gave him a strange look, and asked a little puzzled, "Aren't you afraid of having a reaction and feel uncomfortable? There are still two hours left." That's four hours.

Pfft... Tian Boguang is really about to vomit blood, he really can't compare to the little nun's toughness, these words hit the nail on the head.For his own health, he really should close his eyes, but he was reluctant.

The coat was almost wrung out, and it was draped over his body. Lin Yi looked at Tian Boguang, who was still staring at him without blinking. He also blushed a little, and spat, "What a pervert, I don't want you to watch it."

Going around to the position above Tian Boguang's head, Lin Yi turned his back to him and began to take off his obscene clothes.

Just listening to the rustling sound of the cloth, Tian Boguang became even more itchy.The only slight advantage is that it doesn't seem so cold.

Although Chaochao's clothes are still cold, they are much better than wet ones. Lin Yi finished cleaning himself up and started to clean up a certain prostitute.

Tian Boguang knew that his dear little nun was always interested in his belt, no, the first thing he did when he knelt beside him was to pull the belt out.

"Little nun, what are you doing?" A prostitute swallowed unconsciously, pretending to be calm.

"Take off your clothes." Lin Yi had no evil thoughts, and directly untied Tian Boguang's outer clothes, and took off all the tops.Seeing that his lips were blue and purple from the cold, Lin Yi didn't dare to delay.

She took off her own clothes, so what should she do?Shouting, crying and begging for mercy... Tian Boguang's dizzy mind began to become confused, why the roles were reversed, which one was the prostitute, and was he dreaming?Although he knew everything was normal, why was it so abnormal in his own mind.

Lin Yi is a "single stupid" person, she can only have one thought in her mind at a time.The strong chest that was touched by the tentacles was cold, Lin Yi couldn't think of anything else, he only knew that he had to warm up his body quickly, and rubbed his two small hands back and forth on his upper body and arms, hoping to use this natural heat to make him warm. be warmer.

Tian Boguang is going crazy, what is this, teasing, fuck his uncle, this is obviously indecent!

"Little nun, you are playing with fire like this." Tian Boguang's voice was a little hoarse, and when he could move, he would definitely kill the little nun, and she asked for it.

"There is no fire. I just read it. Your fire book is soaked and can't be used anymore." Lin Yi was so absorbed in his work that he didn't hear what a prostitute said, so he took it for granted.

It seemed that it was getting warmer, so Lin Yi stretched out his hand to untie the waistband of a certain lewd thief.

"Stop!" Tian Boguang couldn't pretend anymore, coughed, and suggested in a low voice, "It's better, let's go into the house first." He didn't want to be stripped naked, especially if there was a little reaction somewhere, and When there is a growing trend.

That's right, Lin Yi looked up at the bamboo hut not far from here. Anyway, he had to drag it back to the house if he was undressed.

Lin Yi's height only reached Tian Boguang's chin, and it was not easy to drag such a big man. It took a long time to lift him up, but Lin Yi was panting tiredly, "You are so heavy."

Tian Boguang was only concerned with competing with himself, and was in no mood to answer Lin Yi's words.

But the solution was all thought up by people. In the end, Lin Yi ran back to the house, took out the bamboo mat on the bed, made a simple bracket, and dragged Tian Boguang back into the house exhaustedly.After putting him on the bed, Lin Yi's little face was hot and flushed, and the tide of obscene clothes was about to be dried by the radiating heat.Sure enough, exercise is the best way to warm up.

He put his hand into his body and touched it, indeed, the obscene clothes were almost dry.Lin Yi had the bottom line in his heart, and said to a certain prostitute lying on the bed, "You will die if you don't take off your wet clothes, don't worry, I will close my eyes and not look at it."

Could he object? Did he object?A certain thief who has always been molesting others, was molested for the first time today, well, luckily, he is also very happy to be molested by this little nun, and the misfortune is even more unfortunate, how long will this hole last? Only then!

Seeing Tian Boguang's expressionless face with his eyes closed, Lin Yi took it as his acquiescence.Touching the waistband of his trousers, it was inconvenient to untie his trousers with his eyes closed. Lin Yi patiently helped him take off his trousers. When he pulled them down, he felt as if something was caught on them. Feeling strange in his heart, Lin Yi stretched out his hand and pulled them out without even thinking about it. Finally, he took off his pants soaked in cold water.

There seemed to be a shallow gasp in his ears, but Lin Yi was busy turning around to take off the dry clothes inside, so he didn't care.

After covering Tian Boguang with his clothes, Lin Yi opened his closed eyes and looked at his face. It was much better, with a little blood, which meant that Tian Boguang's life was saved.

Lin Yi was very happy. He picked up his wet clothes, wrung them dry and spread them on the table. After everything settled down, she felt very hungry after a while.By the way, she hasn't eaten since last night.

But what can be eaten in this valley, besides, what can be eaten without burning.Lin Yi scratched his head, and went to look for it while it was still daylight.

Hearing her footsteps go away, Tian Boguang opened his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief. No matter how shameless he was, he couldn't bear to show off his masculinity in front of the kissing little nun when he couldn't stand still.

Feeling the tightness there, he swore again that when he could move, he would break this place.

Hissing~~ His ears were sensitive to a strange sound, Tian Boguang squinted his eyes, and wanted to yell, how could there be such a big snake in this damned valley!