HP's Wretched

I am a senior high school dog, and there are five days before the college entrance examination, but I am not nervous about the college entrance examination, because my high school is the most famous key high school in the city, and my class is also a key class of science, but my The head teacher, uh... is the scariest head teacher in the school, yes, you heard me right, the scariest, although he is indeed the best chemistry teacher in the school, it is best not to overshadow his scary name at all.

As for the name of our head teacher, I think you must have heard of it, his name is Snape.

"Look at the mistakes you made in the third mock exam." Our homeroom teacher, Mr. Snape, was standing on the podium with a stack of chemistry test papers at this time. His expression told us that today's lesson can be as hell On a par, "What did magnesium carbonate and dilute hydrochloric acid produce? Magnesium bicarbonate? Congratulations on creating a new chemical equation. I'm really proud of you."

Like the whole class, I knew that this was Mr. Snape's usual sarcastic routine, so I stared at the podium with a serious face and a little shame, of course, there were exceptions that didn't have a long memory.

"The boy in the leftmost row in the fifth row, stand up."

Everyone in the class looked at that position to see which unlucky guy really laughed out loud.

"Student Seamus, what I said is funny? Or are you amused by your own paper? Yes, that's right, I read your paper." Teacher Snape's face was livid, and he spoke slowly , the voice is not loud, but every word is very clear, "Very well, let me say it again for the last time, you'd better remember when there are five days left in the college entrance examination...Look at the blackboard! My You can't write equations on your face!"

Everyone straightened their backs in an instant, and looked at the blackboard while sitting upright. After all, no one wanted to be the next typical target.

In fact, to be honest, although Mr. Snape's horrifying class can make students have five days of nightmares in a row, we usually respect this teacher very much. For no other reason, his accomplishments in the field of chemistry are indeed outstanding. famous.

You may not believe it, Mr. Snape also graduated from our high school, and he finally got a Ph.D., yes, a Ph.D. in the field of chemistry, but there are not many real reasons why a Ph.D. came to a high school as a class teacher Personally know.

However, there are rumors that Mr. Snape helped a gangster named Death Eater cure poison when he just graduated with a Ph. D., but later the leader of the gangster was arrested. When the teacher couldn't escape the prison, it was our Principal Deng who stood up and pointed out that Mr. Snape was an undercover agent sent there. Later, Mr. Snape followed Principal Deng to this high school to teach.Hey, rumors are just rumors, compiled like "Into the Enemy Camp for 18 Years".

However, when it comes to Principal Deng, he is even more of a legendary figure...

Wait, I seem to be pulling away, let's talk about our scary head teacher.

Mr. Snape put down the end of the chalk in his hand, with an expression of distaste on his face, he turned to the students and said, "I don't ask you to become a slightly useful person in college, but you can do it without shame. It’s a pretty good start.”

I think when I go to college, I will still not forget the special sarcastic quotes from our head teacher...

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Today is four days away from the college entrance examination, and standing in front of us is the time we have been looking forward to watching the show, and it is also one of the few scenes we have seen in a year who dared to hate Mr. Snape, and this warrior is Our English teacher——Ms. Flotte (I think the most immersive English subject should be ancient runes, so I took the heroine of my novel to make soy sauce.)

"Mr. Snape, I think you heard the bell just now. That's not the end bell, it's the start bell. This is my class." The English teacher was often dissatisfied after being occupied by Mr. Snape.

Strange to say, Mr. Snape just likes to occupy the time of English class, but in the words of English teacher Flott: He is not good at English and he is jealous of you!

Yes, our English teacher and Mr. Snape are alumni, they both came out of this key high school, and later they were admitted to the same university, and they are notoriously at odds.

Mr. Snape, who is so mean, is never to be outdone: "Ms. Flott, I think you can clearly see that I was about to pack up and leave, but you stopped me, so you are wasting time."

Teacher Flotte, who wanted to keep smiling no matter how angry she was, her face turned blue and white at this time, she took a step back fiercely to make way for Teacher Snape, and then gritted her teeth when Snape was about to pass by her. He muttered in a low voice: "You got a low score in CET-[-]. I really don't know how you got into a doctorate."

Teacher Flotte is a master of English. When she was going to take the postgraduate entrance examination, she was dragged back by her family to marry a rich second generation. As a result, she missed the exam. Later, it was rumored that the rich second generation was murdered for being involved in gangsters. , and Mrs. Flotte was inexplicably picked up by Principal Deng as the key English teacher in the end. Speaking of Principal Deng, he is indeed a legend... Ahem, it's going too far.

Of course, Mrs. Snape heard Mrs. Flott's mumbling in a low voice. He turned his head and let out a sneer. The voice was not loud but could be heard clearly by the whole class: "Mr. Flott, please tell me the difference between magnesium carbonate and dilute hydrochloric acid. What was generated?"

Teacher Flotte's smile froze for a moment, and the corners of her mouth twitched and hesitated for a long time before saying, "Magnesium bicarbonate?"

Snape raised his eyebrows and looked at the leftmost boy in the fifth row of the class with a triumphant smile, and said: "Student Seamus, it seems that you are not to blame for the mistakes in this question, I think I have found it." The root of your problems."

Oh, I forgot to mention, Teacher Flotte is a master of English, but she is a poor student of chemistry...

Watching Mr. Snape leave, Mrs. Flotte stiffly walked to the center of the podium, and then asked humbly, "So what will magnesium carbonate and dilute hydrochloric acid produce?"

"Magnesium chloride, carbon dioxide and water." The whole class said in unison, and Xi Mo was the loudest. It seems that he really memorized this equation.

"Damn it, I almost guessed it right..." Teacher Flotte rolled her eyes and cursed in a low voice.

Almost?guess right?It seems that in the last four days, we have not seen Mrs. Flott's successful counterattack against Snape...

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Today is only three days before the college entrance examination, and all of us in the school are sitting in the big lecture hall of the school, waiting for the final mobilization meeting for the college entrance examination.

This year may be God’s pity for our class, the weather is not too hot before the college entrance examination, otherwise, holding a conference in this non-air-conditioned lecture hall is no different from the process of making steamed garlic crayfish.

Every time the conference is held, Principal Deng speaks first, and this time is no exception. In fact, I quite like Principal Deng's speech. It is really fun to watch the white beard tremble in front of the microphone.

"Children, don't think the college entrance examination is too scary, it's just a test in your life." White Beard trembled as he closed his mouth, "It may affect a stage of your life , but there is absolutely no one thing that can completely determine your life. I know that you have studied hard for this exam for three years, but you must remember that what you have to overcome in this test is never the college entrance examination, but yourself ..."

Principal Deng has always been a great person, not only in my eyes, but also in the eyes of everyone in the city.There are many stories about this headmaster. If you are interested, I will tell you secretly.But what I admire most about him is that after the death eater gang was disintegrated, the city government followed public opinion and wanted to invite this great hero to be the mayor, but Principal Deng did not agree. Instead, he returned to school and continued to be his principal, but I am also very grateful that he did not agree, otherwise we would not have met such an interesting principal.

The next meeting process was to invite all the high school class teachers to the stage, and let them express words of encouragement for the college entrance examination one by one.

Hey, look at our class teacher, Mr. Snape, no matter where he is, even if he is on stage, he is standing there with a cold and serious look, which is just like the bright smile of the teacher of the liberal arts key class next to him, Mr. Lu Ping. In stark contrast, even Mr. McGonagall, the physics teacher on the other side, is more friendly than our head teacher.But so what!Anyway, as soon as Mr. Snape finished speaking, the applause from our class was still the most intense!

Isn’t that what everyone is like? To be disgusted is to talk to your own people behind your back. If an outsider says something bad about our class teacher, he will lose gravity (fly him) every minute!We are the students who mocked King Snape!

In fact, what you don't know is that our homeroom teacher, Mr. Snape, is also like this, talking about disgust, but in fact he is the most protective one among all the homeroom teachers...

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Today is the last two days before the college entrance examination, all the teachers have stopped lecturing, and they are sitting in a row at the door, waiting for the students to ask them the last questions, checking for omissions and filling in the vacancies.

Most of our students came to this key class through the third grade of senior high school. After this year of baptism, they have not learned anything else, but their cheeks can be said to have been tempered. After all, no one can stand it without a thick skin. Mr. Nepe's ironic teaching, for example:

"I really can't think of a more stupid question than this. Go back and look through the five pages of No. 60 of your compulsory chemistry course two, and you will find the answer."

and also:

"You can imitate me and omit the steps of doing the questions, but I don't expect you to do it right, so please! Use your useless scratch paper!"

Hey, look at the math teacher in the next class, Mr. Black, who is already playing with the students at this time, and even calls each other by nicknames. Mr. Black is often called Sirius by the students, what a cool name.Look at us here again, we are unilaterally attacked every day, I really experienced such vicissitudes of life at a young age...

But having said that, after tomorrow, I may never hear such ironic words...

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Today is the last day before the college entrance examination. After all the teachers gave instructions, they left the classroom. Only our whole class and Mr. Snape, the head teacher who accompanied us for a whole year, remained.

"Remember to bring your admission tickets, pens and brains, don't make me repeat this again!"

Maybe even he himself got callused after hearing this sentence, but Mr. Snape still insisted tirelessly.

"Those who like to be late, if you want to prove your insignificant courage, you can continue to be late tomorrow if you have the ability."

In his eyes, "courage" has always been inexplicably a derogatory term, perhaps mainly because he hates people who have courage but no brains.

"I've been thinking about it for a year. I hope you don't create any new substances or new chemical equations in the examination room tomorrow. Of course, create new English words, violate the principles of physics, etc., don't let me do it again!"

Yes, Mr. Snape, we will no longer produce magnesium bicarbonate from magnesium carbonate and dilute hydrochloric acid.

"Of course, I also hope that when your results come out, I won't be asked to say: You are the worst class I have ever led."

Don't worry, Mr. Snape, we won't give you the chance to say it.

"Finally, good luck to you."

Thank you, our "terrible" head teacher, Mr Snape...

The author has something to say:

With this little brain product, I wish all senior high school students can do the plenary session in today's college entrance examination, get all right, go smoothly, get good grades in the exam, and come back triumphantly! ! !

By the way, there is also Dragon Boat Festival Ankang!