HP's Wretched

In the corridor on the right side of the fourth floor of Hogwarts, Flotte was filthy and slumped on the ground in a state of embarrassment, leaning on the door behind her, her black trousers and shirt were full of Her hair was messy and scattered on her shoulders as if she had been scratched. She tried hard to raise her right hand and pat her lower body, but the right arm didn't respond strangely as if it was asleep.In bad luck, I dislocated my right arm.Flutter realized.

Flott's only thought now is to get to know Hagrid again. Really, that half-blood giant who looks honest and kind is definitely a ruthless person, too ruthless.By the way, how on earth did he tame the big mad dog with three heads behind the door?Flotte was extremely puzzled.That's right, Flotte's current virtue is thanks to that mad dog.

Today is the day of the Quidditch match. Basically, all the teachers and students will go to watch the match. The teaching building is empty. A person like Flotte who is too weak to catch the cold and has no interest in Quidditch is naturally not suitable. She would go there to seek guilt, so in the past two years, she stayed quietly in the office to study ancient books, but this year was an exception, because this day created the best time for her, and it was considered a good time and place.

However, Flotte thought that under such favorable conditions, even if she had no magic power, her IQ was absolutely enough to be outsmarted. Moreover, she had already thought of a lot of sinister tricks, and she could always reach the goal of a person and conditions.Oh, but in the end, let alone reconciliation, there is almost no one like her in this world.

When Flotte waited for the opportunity to steal the Philosopher's Stone, she basically made the most complete preparations, bringing all kinds of powerful drugs, but even so, she still underestimated the three-headed animal behind the door. Giant dog, well, all the strong drugs have been burned, and the three giant dogs seem to have smelled perfume, not to mention sleepy, they are even more excited than before.Fortunately, she also had a lot of lime in one hand, and when the dog's head was about to bite her, she sprinkled a handful of lime on the dog's eyes, which was considered an indirect death.But taking advantage of such a gap, she also sneaked under the dog's head that was blinded, and touched the door leading to the secret passage, but what she never expected was that there was a lock on the door!At this time, she couldn't pry it with the master key while avoiding the dog.Just as she was in a dilemma, the monster slapped her against the door with a swipe of its paw, and that's how her right arm was dislocated.

Flotte took out a small mirror from her pocket with her left hand, took a picture to make sure that there was no wound on her face, then put away the mirror and stood up from the ground with great effort, patted the dirt on her body, and then let her hair down completely. And simply tucked up to make yourself look less bad.But this dislocated right arm still has to go to the school hospital, I hope Madam Pomfrey won't ask any more questions.

It seems that if Flotte wants to "borrow" the Philosopher's Stone, she has to make a long-term plan.

The school hospital is not too far away from this corridor, but there must be some distance. Flotte walked briskly while thanking the empty corridor brought by Quidditch. As long as the students in today's competition can be less injured , she should and will not be seen by any students in the school hospital, what a good time.

However, Flotte did not meet any students, but she ran into a certain professor who was [-] times more terrifying than students——Snape...

Flott saw Snape walking aggressively from a distance, she was startled, she was really afraid of something, before Snape noticed her, she had better turn around and take a long way to the school hospital.However, Flott underestimated Snape's eyesight...

"Flott?"

Flotte, who was about to quickly step into the corner, stopped abruptly, turned her head and tried to be as natural as possible, and then said pleasantly: "Ah, Severus, I didn't see you just now, the Quidditch match is over. gone?"

"En." Snape replied, but he was quite far away from Flott, and he didn't see anything strange about Flott.

But Flott noticed that Snape was still a little limping when he walked, and she cursed silently in her heart: It deserves it, if I had taken the medicine earlier that day, and hadn't apparated to such a far place to worship Lily, my legs would have recovered Yes, it's still like this.

But no matter how much she blamed Snape in her heart, Flotte tried her best to be as natural as possible, and quickly dismissed Snape after finding something to talk about. Who knew that if Snape approached her, the dog's nose might really get off her Smell something different!Flotte has been afraid of his skill since the last time.So Flott went on to answer: "Did Slytherin win?"

"If you lose, the golden boy, like his useless father, will be able to shine in catching the snitch."

"Ah, what a pity." Flott didn't continue to spend time with Snape on topics related to Harry, it would be endless, "I have something to do, I'm leaving first." After finishing speaking, she turned around and wanted to hurry up. Step into the corner.

"Are you in a hurry?" Snape actually wanted to tell Flott about someone casting a curse on Potter in the arena, but he didn't expect Flott to leave in such a hurry.For some reason, Snape always felt that Flotte was a little strange today, but he couldn't tell where he was to blame, as if he was avoiding him. Could it be that Flotte was still angry that day?

Seeing Snape getting closer and closer to her, Flott felt a little guilty, but her mind was still clear, so she didn't directly say that she was going to the school hospital, in case Snape suspected something.Flott said: "I have something to do with Poppy (Madame Pomfrey). Where are you going? It doesn't look like you are going back to the office."

"I want to see Dumbledore for something," Snape said.Dumbledore wasn't there when Harry was hexed, otherwise he would have caught the troublemaker straight away.

"That's too unfortunate, the two of us are not on the way, so I'll go first."

It's strange, it's so strange. In normal times, Flotte's curious and nosy annoying personality would definitely pull him to ask why he went to Dumbledore, why he was so abnormal today, and there must be something strange about the abnormality.So Snape asked suspiciously: "Wait! What do you want Poppy to do? Are you injured?"

Flotte's steps just now were stopped again, she turned her face to look innocent, and tried to make her dislocated right arm look more natural, then said softly: "Of course I I'm not hurt, I just want to ask Poppi a question about women, this question has troubled me for a long time, of course, if you are curious, I will tell you."

Flott looked at Snape confidently. She was sure that even if she was so shameless to throw the question to Snape, she would definitely get a sarcastic sentence from Snape: You drank coffee in your head today. ?Why do you think I'm interested in such a boring question.Then Flotte could slip away.Plan to pass!

However, to my surprise, Snape replied with a sneer, "Okay, let's hear it."

Hearing these words, Flotte was stunned!Why is Merlin's beard different from what he imagined?What happened to Snape, why did he start to be curious about this kind of question, did he gradually become abnormal?etc!Flotte suddenly realized something was wrong, the answer was too abnormal, there must be something wrong with the abnormality, did he find out that there was something wrong with him?It must be so, tsk tsk tsk, the sinister old bat!Hmph, do you think this can stump me?too naive.So Flotte put on a surprised expression, which also revealed a little joy, and said: "Then I can say it! Recently I found two weight-loss drugs, one is the high-efficiency one, and there is another It has the effect of beauty, but it is not good for the body. The other is a pure natural weight loss drug. The weight loss effect is not obvious, but it is good for the intestines, but it is easy to get acne if you eat too much. Lah, but I don't want to bear any side effects, so do you think I should take the high-efficiency food or the pure natural food?" Flotte spoke faster and faster, her voice became more and more whiny, and she waited with the mentality of watching a joke Snape's reply.

This time Snape was stunned. He admitted that what he said was to tell the truth to deceive Flott, but he never expected that Flott would actually make such a mess for him. Boring question!

"Ah, it seems that you can't answer this question, so I'd better find Poppy."

"Stop!" Snape snapped.

Flotte turned around and was about to ask impatiently: What else do you want to do, but found that Snape's expression turned out to be looking at her suspiciously with squinted eyes.At this time, Flotte felt bad, and she was afraid that this matter would have to be exposed again.

"Why are you dressed like this today?" Snape asked suspiciously, "You usually wear long skirts or wizard robes, why are you wearing pants and a shirt today? And you didn't wear high heels today."

Flotte lowered her head to look at her clothes. Well, she was wearing this clothes for the convenience of movement. I really don't know whether to scold Snape today for his sharp eyes, or for being blind in normal times.Normally, when Flotte changed into nice new clothes and asked Snape if she looked good, Snape usually didn't notice that she had changed into new clothes.How come this dead bat's eyes are so easy to use when it's her turn to do something bad?Flotte finally understood, he was selectively blind!

Snape didn't give Flott a chance to answer, but walked quickly in front of Flott.

Seeing Snape approaching so oppressively, Flott couldn't help but want to step back again, but the more guilty she is now, the faster she will expose herself, but Snape has grasped this point, her exposure I'm afraid it's too late.

Snape walked up to Flott and stopped, raised his right hand and gently brushed away the hair from Flott's left ear, then a gloomy expression appeared on his face that didn't match the gentle movements, his voice was not loud, But it was still very clear: "Where did your left earring go? Flotte, you usually have to tidy up for a long time when you go out, why don't you realize that you don't have an earring when you're dressed like this today?"

When Snape brushed her hair and accidentally touched her ear, Flott felt her body tremble, but her expression tried to cover up her physical reaction with calmness: "Change your dressing style , Besides, I don’t know if something as small as an earring fell off, and it’s normal.”

Snape withdrew his hand, and angrily reprimanded each word: "Sophistry! Even if what you said is true, how do you explain the smell of dog urine on your body? Don't tell me it's Professor Luster. New perfume!"

"Hey, Principal Dumbledore, you're here!" Flott said quickly, looking over Snape's shoulder.

Hearing these words, Snape also wanted to turn around reflexively, but suddenly realized that things couldn't be so coincidental, and this might be another way for Flott to escape.So Snape quickly turned his body back, and sure enough Flott was about to have sex, but Snape grabbed his right arm first.

"Hiss! It hurts!" Flotte gasped and yelled.

Snape quickly let go of Flott's right arm, and asked, "What's the matter? I didn't try too hard."

"It's okay, I don't blame you, it's the right arm that will be dislocated."

Snape glanced at Flott dissatisfied, but still grabbed Flott's right arm again, looked at it, and it was indeed dislocated, and then asked: "You are looking for Poppi just to put it back together again. ?”

"kindness."

"You still went to the Philosopher's Stone? Did you get hurt by a three-headed dog?"

Seeing that she couldn't escape this time, Flotte had no choice but to admit: "Yes."

"You deserve it!" Snape scolded angrily, "but you have to thank that three-headed dog, at least it gave you a long memory! Come on, come back to the office with me, I'll connect you, Poppy is not a fool, She will definitely ask you why."

"Aren't you looking for Dumbledore?"

"Compared to crippling your entire arm and then yelling at me to boil your bones, it's more important for me to solve your trouble now, troublemaker!"

Does that count as concern?Flotte didn't know why she thought so at first, er, maybe she has masochistic tendencies, it's very possible, she thinks so until...

……

"Take it easy! It's an arm, not a wrench!"

"If you know it hurts, don't cause trouble! Don't have a long memory!"

"Hiss~ It hurts!"

"Hold on!"

By the time Flotte moved the newly connected arm, she had already begun to suspect that she was an experiment for Snape to practice.

"I always thought that even a reckless and incompetent fool like you could follow the rules and become a normal second-rate professor, but obviously, I was overthinking it. You shouldn't have come to Hogwarts!"

"I'm not a second-rate professor. My knowledge base is very comprehensive, and my major is absolutely excellent! You have to admit this, Severus." Flott retorted.

Snape was very disdainful of Flott's rebuttal, and said with a cold snort: "The reason why you are second-rate is not because of your major, but because you are more troublesome than students! How can you give up going there? Shit level to die?"

"It's a pity, I won't give up! Finally a way came to me, I have to try!"

"An unsuccessful attempt, a desperate attempt, your way of thinking is really different, Flotte!"

"Okay, let's stop this question." Flott was a little tired of arguing with Snape about this matter, but the only way to make Snape stop holding on to this matter was to be shameless, "If you Speaking of this matter again, I will suspect that you are worried about me and caring about me at the same time."

"Your daydreaming worries me more than your ability to cause trouble."

"By the way, what do you want with Dumbledore?" Flotte quickly changed the subject.

"It's nothing, it's just that Potter was inexplicably cursed at the Quidditch match today," Snape said.

"So... is Harry okay?"

"The Boy Who Lived would not be so easy to get into trouble. But the ability of the caster of the Hex Curse cannot be underestimated. I also cast the Counter Curse, but it was almost no match for him." Of course, Snape would not mention his robe Burned by some nasty little troll, he didn't want to be Flott's new joke.

"It's Quirrell again?"

"I suspected it was him, that's why I wanted to report this to Dumbledore."

"Sigh." Flotte sighed, "It would be great if the Gu worm in Harry's body could live longer, at least it can give the child an extra layer of protection."

"Hmph, you should be thankful that that worm died early. Otherwise, with the troublesome genes of the Potter family, you would have to be dragged into the grave by the boy who survived before you were killed by your trouble-making ability."

"If that Gu worm is still alive, I will definitely choose a cemetery for myself first."

"You should choose one and prepare it now, in case you don't have such good luck to come back from death next time." Snape said disgustedly.

Flott rolled her eyes at Snape, and said, "Tch, if I want to choose a cemetery, I'll choose one near Hogwarts, because even if I'm a ghost, I won't let you go, Severus .”

The author has something to say:

It’s cool to procrastinate for a while, and it’s cool to keep procrastinating, hahahaha, just kidding, I want to try the next day’s update before school starts, and see if I can last for a few days, (?ω?) hiahiahia

The recent content should be regarded as sandy and sweet. I began to miss the time when the heroine was doing big things.