When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

"My lord, since you handed Emperor Han to me, let me do everything!"

Diao Chan couldn't guess what Guo Jia wanted to do, and neither could Zhao Yun.

Just listening to him swearing to ask Diao Chan to delegate power, I can feel that there is a sense of success in his chest.

Although Guo Jia is a bit of a fool and a bit of a troublemaker, he has never lost the chain in major matters.

Diao Chan and Zhao Yun whispered: "I think Feng Xiao is still credible."

Zhao Yun's eyes wandered, he hesitated for a while, and said in a low voice: "Since Chanchan thinks it is credible, let him do it!"

After being told by Zhao Yun, Diao Chan became worried instead.

She rubbed between her brows helplessly, and made three rules to Guo Jia: "First, you can't kill people. Second, don't drag other outsiders into the water. Third, don't do things that break the moral bottom line."

Guo Jia agreed without any hesitation.

After receiving Diao Chan's delegation of authority, Guo Jia cheerfully called someone to carry the drunk cat-like little emperor to his place.

Liu Xie didn't know which villain he had fallen into. The next morning, when he woke up drunk, he suddenly felt as if something was touching him. It was still wet, sticky, and disgusting. of.

Liu Xie frowned slightly, stretched out his hand to touch his face, and muttered in displeasure: "Who is so bold to approach me..."

In the middle of speaking, his movements stopped, and the fluffy touch on his hands made him almost scream. Liu Xie suddenly opened his eyes, and in front of him was that - such a big tiger head, and those pair of hands that were too big for him. Interested tiger eye.

Liu Xie really wanted to faint, but when Tiger saw him wake up, he happily wagged his tail, stretched out his long and wet tongue, and stretched him from the neck to the top of his head.

Liu Xie didn't dare to vent his anger, the sound of life-saving was stuck in his throat, and he found himself lying under the tiger's claws, and he was about to die!

Is someone going to let the tiger kill him?In the end, death is inevitable. The king of a country died under the jaws of a tiger without a whole body. This method of death is even more useless than being poisoned to death by a traitor!

Liu Xie couldn't help feeling sad, he yelled in horror: "Help—"

Is there anyone, is there someone to save him! ——

Maybe someone heard his cries for help, the door of the room opened, Liu Xie looked hopefully, and what caught his eyes was another fierce tiger, or the rumored white tiger!

Liu Xie rolled his eyes and fainted from fright.

When he regained consciousness again, there was a conversation in his ear, Liu Xie realized that he was not dead, but two tigers broke into the door, what an unbelievable thing. Listen to what the speaker is saying.

"Mr. is really too greedy. After knowing that Dahua is pregnant, he has been hiding it until now. He is unwilling to tell the master. It must be the idea of ​​swallowing the little tiger cub."

"But there is a big living person in Mr.'s house, and it was discovered by Dahua."

The door was pushed open, and a cool breeze blew in from the outside. Liu Xie tightened his fingers, nervously pretending to be still asleep.

"Ah Liang, should we inform the master?"

The clear and clear voice was mischievous and full of aura, and the man continued: "Guess who this big living person is, he can be taken back to the house by Mr. and hidden..."

He felt someone touching his face, and Liu Xie became even more nervous.

"Could it be Mr.'s son?"

"Zhongda, you think too much," Zhuge Liang said helplessly, "Don't touch people casually. Since Dahua asked us to come over, it means that the husband has gone out. If you look at Dahua, you can tell that it is a guilty conscience that caused trouble. This person Could it be that you fainted from fright?"

"But he's already awake," Sima Yi grabbed Liu Xie's hand, "Look, he's being held so tightly."

Liu Xie couldn't pretend anymore, opened his eyes, and asked hoarsely, "Who are you?"

The little girl in a pink dress tilted her head, the tassels on her hair fluttered prettily, her lips curled up, her eyes were sharp, and Liu Xie's hands were clasped tightly like shackles, and Liu Xie was in pain.

The little girl said coldly: "Who are you? Wake up and pretend to be asleep, what are you guilty of?"

Liu Xie gritted his teeth, but was unable to move under the pressure of a little girl. How useless is he?Thinking of this, Liu Xie felt desolate in his heart.

Zhuge Liang pulled Sima Yi, and whispered in his ear: "Since he is awake, he sent someone to call Mr., and we dressed up like this and slipped out of the mansion for convenience. Now, God knows how to escape, so as not to be caught. I can't tell!"

The two girls whispered to each other and gave the code indistinctly. Liu Xie couldn't hear what they were saying, so he frowned and asked, "Did Youzhou Mu call you to serve me?"

Liu Xie took the initiative to confess his identity, Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang reacted immediately.

The word "zhen" can only be used by the emperor.

Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang looked at each other, and the two quickly reached a consensus, quick to wit, and risked everything in order to slip out!

One of them covered Liu Xie's mouth, the other tied his hands, and while no one was coming, they fled in a hurry while Da Hua was stunned.

"It's all Dahua's fault, what do you ask us to do if you get into trouble, don't you know if we have something important to do today?"

Zhuge Liang didn't speak quietly, he was still in a daze: "Ah, if we tie up the emperor like this, nothing will happen, right?"

"If something goes wrong, sir will take care of it. If you don't run away now, it's embarrassing not to mention that someone will come later."

"It was you who proposed to sneak out of the house disguised as a woman," Zhuge Liang said quietly.

Sima Yi said with an innocent face, "But if that wasn't the case, how would we find Sister Yueying?"

"I just hope nothing happens to the emperor," said Zhuge Liang, feeling very guilty when he did something bad for the first time.

When Guo Jia came back from Cai Yong, he saw Da Hua crouching at the door of the house with his head down and flicking his tail, stroking the tiger's head amusedly: "Are you still in a low mood? Is the little emperor awake?"

Dahua opened her pure tiger eyes, shook her ears, and whined a few words.

"What happened? Did you accidentally scare someone again?" Guo Jia asked curiously, and stepped into the room.

Liu Xie whimpered on the bed with a cloth stuffed in his mouth and ropes tied to his hands. When he saw someone coming, he struggled more violently.

Guo Jia was shocked, and hurried forward to untie the rope for him, and asked eagerly, "Who did this?!"

With tears in his eyes, Liu Xie kept coughing, and replied hoarsely, "Two girls."

girl?

Guo Jia scratched his head: "There is no woman in my courtyard, could it be the lord? No, it can't be her..."

Liu Xie raised his head and carefully observed the man in front of him. This man was tall and straight. What's more, he didn't have Zhao Yun's aggressive height. Instead, he looked a little thin. His hair was only tied up with a hair rope, and his clothes were loose. , a style of a romantic Confucian scholar.

"You are the gentleman they mentioned? Who are you?!"

When dealing with strangers, Liu Xie erected the thorns all over his body, his words were cold and stern, and his face was frosty. He only felt that this was a dragon's pond and a tiger's den. Not only were there fierce tigers guarding the gate, but there were also girls who kidnapped people as soon as they said they wanted to!

Only Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang could call him Mr.

Reminiscent of Sima Yi's previous women's clothing, Guo Jia reacted: "That's bad."

He immediately took out his whistle and blew it, and when the flying goose rushed into the house, he told the big white goose: "Go and tell the lord, the two little ones have slipped out."

The big white goose responded, spread its wings and flew away.

Guo Jia sighed softly, and when he turned around, he saw Liu Xie sitting on the head of the bed, staring at the two tigers and flying geese who obediently listened to his password. The most enlightened person around Mu, Xiandao Zuoci?!"

Guo Jia:? ? ?

The author has something to say: It's too late today, let's make up for it tomorrow

The word tian, ahem, the original word will be harmonized, so it is deliberately written as three points of water, as smart as me!

The meme of Sima Yi's women's clothing was filmed by the Military Division Alliance. It's a TV series, but don't search for the stills, it's too spicy to irritate your eyes. (*/ω＼*)

Sima Yi, capable of writing and martial arts, with superb swordsmanship, is a strategist and a general

Liu Xie: I'm so useless... Mourning