When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

Guo/Meimei turned out to be a man!

A young man with clear bones, clear voice, cold brows and indifferent eyes!

Lu Xun was punched for the first time. He was stunned at first, and another fist followed. Lu Xun, who was already practicing martial arts, grasped Guo/Meimei's iron fist reflexively. His once soft hands were now slender to the touch. And the slender, in terms of bone shape, it is clearly the hand of a young man, it is only because of the long-term pampering that makes his skin look so white and tender, and it is precisely because of the long-term pampering that there is a faint Has the aura of a superior.

Lu Xun didn't want to fight, but Guo/Meimei forced him to take the shot, and Liu Xie, who has experienced training and developed a lot of biceps, although his beatings are messy, the ruthlessness in his bones is not weak at all.

Guo/Meimei spoke, and Guo/Meimei scolded someone!

Lu Xun was in a bad mood, especially when he heard the man's clear voice, while parrying the offensive, he shouted in disbelief: "Are you a man?"

That's okay, the best friend he talked about turned out to be a man, and he didn't know what to do with pretending to be a fake woman. What's more frightening was that he was so successful in pretending that Lu Xun himself secretly fell in love with him.

The secret love ended without a problem, and the young man was hit hard. After the unbelievable, questioning followed.

Liu Xie didn't talk nonsense with him, pointing at Sun Shangxiang, who was drunk as a kitten, and angrily reprimanded Lu Xun for taking the girl to drink late at night for being uneasy and kind.

Lu Xun's heart was broken for a second, and he glared and scolded: "Is it okay for you to pretend to be a woman? Xiang and I are good brothers, and we are different from fake sisters like you!"

"Good brother? No matter how confused she is, she won't even be able to tell her own gender. How can a man and a woman sleep together and drink fine wine like brothers? If you are really young, can you not consider her girl's family?" Fame, just trick her into messing around outside like this?"

"I didn't mess around, and I didn't lie to her, you are the one who really lied to her!"

The two teenagers fought with their bare hands, and the cool wind blew across Sun Shangxiang's cheeks. The dazed Sun Shangxiang stood under the moonlight and rubbed her eyes. Her chaotic brain couldn't react for a while, and she scratched her face. Scratching his head: "Didn't you say you like Meimei, why did you start fighting? Huh? Fighting?!!!"

Sun Shangxiang yelled in surprise, shook her body, and sat on the ground with a plop when her feet softened. The door of the Sun Mansion opened in response to the sound.

Sun Shangxiang got up from the ground, covered his sore ass/butt and called out to Sun Quan: "Second brother, pull Lu Zi away quickly, this brat/beast is going to bully sister Meimei, how decent is he in such broad daylight, hey, Beautiful clothes, my god the clothes are ripped--"

Sun Shangxiang got angry, lifted her foot and fell again, fell forward on the ground, and fell to the ground.

After watching Guo/Meimei roll out two balls of fake dough, Sun Quan's expression was instantly serious.

Liu Xie and Lu Xun, you pulled my hair, and I pulled your clothes, they both stopped.

The scene was silent for a while, and Sun Quan gave the two of them a blank look with meaningful eyes. He carried his sister who was so drunk that his eyes were straight, and closed the door of Sun's house with a bang.

Lu Xun and Liu Xie let go of each other one after another, and the two glared fiercely. Since then, they have formed a "deep hatred".

Lu Xun was half awake from alcohol, full of grief and indignation, trembling hands, pointing at Guo/Meimei, whose hair was loose and loose, and the makeup on his face became colder and colder under the moonlight, like a fairy.

When he sees a beautiful and gentle girl in the future, he has to keep his eyes open to make sure that she is a real woman, and he has to prick his ears to hear her real voice. What is this called?

"Bird/beast, shameless, pretending to be a woman to do something wrong, I will definitely expose your conspiracy to sneak into the girls' school!"

After scolding Liu Xie severely, Lu Xun turned around and ran away, fearing that someone behind him would come after him.

He knew such a big secret!As long as he leaves here alive today, he must reveal this big secret.

Liu Xie exposed the male body, and he was not as panicked as he imagined, but rather worried. Sun Quan knew his identity, and he would definitely prevent Sun Shangxiang from coming here again. He sighed quietly, and comforted himself psychologically. Is it tranquil?When the other girls know about it, they won't come to him again.

Before the incident became serious, he went to Guo Jia to talk about it. Guo Jia was not worried at all. I know, if you are worried after the noble family of Wu County, I will go and talk to the Lu family, it is not a big deal. As for the girls' school, if you want to restore your status as a man, you can also transfer to the boys' school."

Liu Xie shook his head: "I won't read it anymore."

Guo Jia will follow him in everything, he is only responsible for watching Liu Xie for Diao Chan, just don't let the little emperor cause trouble, when Lu Bu, the most powerful force in the world who can threaten Diao Chan, stumbles, no one will be able to compete with him again. The strength of their lord's resistance, and the identity of the little emperor at that time depends entirely on Diao Chan's mouth.

Liu Xie nodded. He was obedient and obedient. Since he came to Xuzhou, he had never caused any trouble for Guo Jia. Guo Jia said, "I'll also visit the Sun's next door."

"No need, it's been so long, I already know what I should know," Liu Xie said calmly, his lowered eyebrows and eyes showed no expression for a while: "I just don't have any contact with them anymore."

Guo Jia took a deep look at Liu Xie and shrugged: "Today, I have something to do with Daoist Zuo Ci. I heard that you have a lot of admiration for Daoist Zuo Ci. Do you want to take a look together?"

Liu Xie nodded. He was very curious about this master who played tricks on the princes of the world but was able to retreat and finally lived in seclusion in Xuzhou. His mood, which was still a little gloomy before, also improved.

Liu Xie thought that he had nothing to do with the girl next door, even if he didn't contact him in the future, it was right. Even other girls, if they knew his true identity, would definitely stay away.

"Since you're going out, do you want to dress up as a woman or as a man?"

"Youzhou Mu hasn't captured Lu Bu yet, has it? It's an accident, so it's okay to wear women's clothes for a few more days," Liu Xie said lightly, and went back to the house naturally to put on a new dress, let the maid put on makeup, and then Comb his hair.

Zuo Ci, a rumored Taoist priest with superb immortal skills, played tricks on Liu Biao, angered Cao Cao, and played tricks on Lu Bu. The Tao is a good thing, the villagers are only the simple and rational people of Xuzhou, everyone calls Zuo Ci the Taoist, respectful but not enthusiastic, if it is placed elsewhere, a bunch of people would have come to kneel down to worship the immortal, piously praying for blessings.

Zuo Ci fell in love with Xuzhou deeply because of its humanistic customs, seeking knowledge and reason for the truth of the world, and devoted a lot of energy to it.

Not being ignorant or ignorant is the basic characteristic of Xuzhou people. If the basic education is done well, the social scene in the whole area will be different.

Liu Xie followed Guo Jia all the way to Zuo Ci's mansion in a carriage. This somewhat remote mansion is surrounded by mountains and rivers. It is Zuo Ci's own Fengshui. The mansion has a simple exterior and a spacious interior. , each house has different functions, some are laboratories, some are alchemy rooms, there are also meditation rooms, reception rooms, the old-fashioned secluded life is comfortable, and when Guo Jia just stepped into the mansion, a servant went to invite Zuo Ci up.

Liu Xie lifted the curtain, lifted the hem of the skirt, and gracefully stepped out of the carriage, taking one step at a time, and his gestures and gestures carried the elegance of a lady.

Guo Jia looked sideways: This little emperor is amazing, he can really confuse the real by pretending to be a woman.

After Zuo Ci came, he said to Guo Jia with disgust, "Why are you looking for me again? I said you, why don't you go to Yuzhou to meet your marriage, what are you doing here all day long? "

Guo Jia smiled lightly, the sly light in his eyes flashed away, he said cheerfully: "Didn't I find a marriage, bring someone to show the priest?" , and blinked at him, signaling Liu Xie to cooperate with him.

Liu Xie:? ? ?

Zuo Ci looked Liu Xie up and down, frowned tightly, and stared at Guo Jia in displeasure: "It's fine if you don't believe me, and you still come to test me?"

Guo Jia's heart moved, and his expression was innocent: "What did the Taoist priest say? How could I come to test you?"

Zuo Ci snorted coldly and pointed at Liu Xie: "You think I don't know how to look at faces? Bringing the emperor to see me, huh? The old man is really honored. I can see how you missed the marriage. It turned out that it was because of the emperor." Pretending to be a fake woman!" While talking, Zuo Ci became angry, he waved his hand, and said to Guo Jia in disgust: "Go, go, I don't welcome you here, Guo Fengxiao, you'd better make a fuss, and let you spend more time. A few years of lifespan, seeing how frightened you are, I get angry when I see it, if the lord doesn't want to part with you, I wouldn't be bothered to talk nonsense with you."

Hearing Zuo Ci reveal his real identity, Liu Xie turned pale with shock. He looked at Guo Jia in doubt: This is really a fairy way!Can he tell who a person is by looking at his face?

Guo Jia didn't see the slightest panic, and went to see Zuo Ci and said, "Since the Taoist priest has the lord in his heart, he must also care about the lord. This time the lord will encounter trouble, and the Taoist priest will need to help him."

Zuo Ci frowned coldly: "Trouble? What trouble can my lord have? I think her biggest trouble is you!"

"You can't say that, Daoist," Guo Jia said with a grin, "You know, I'm all for my lord's great cause! You see, Liu Zhoumu went to the junction of Qingzhou and Youzhou to join General Gongsun Go fight Yuan Shao, now our lord is facing Yuan Shao and Lu Bu's siege from both sides, can't we just sit and wait for death?"

"Yuan Shao and Lu Bu can't pose a threat to the lord, you go back," Zuo Ci closed his eyes and rejected Guo Jia.

"But I heard that the battle ahead is unfavorable," Guo Jia said, "If Qingzhou and Youzhou are defeated, the lord will also be affected if he fights Lu Bu in the front? If Qingzhou falls, will Xuzhou fall into the flames of war?" Guo Jia said Talking worriedly, Zuo Ci rolled his eyes: "You think too much, can you have some confidence in our generals?"

Liu Xie has never seen Guo Jia's brazen/shameless side. Now that he sees Diao Chan's no.

Liu Xie: In vain, I still respect Guo Jia for his foresight and wisdom. I think he is mature, stable and understands everything.

Guo Jia’s most famous saying: A black cat is still a white cat, and the cat that can catch mice is a good cat. It doesn’t matter what the means are, as long as it can achieve the goal. You can’t eat your face. What do you want them to do?These are what the lord taught me!

Therefore, in order to deceive Zuo Ci into letting go, Guo Jia was selling misery and soft words, selling Diao Chan's misery, and soft words from others, with a sincere and serious expression on his face, as if if Zuo Ci didn't help him, they would be killed in Xuzhou immediately. It looks like it's going to be finished.

Zuo Ci was made one head and two big by him, rubbed the center of his brows, and asked Guo Jia, "What do you want me to do? Can't you say it clearly? You, Guo Fengxiao, have a lot of thoughts, I can't figure it out. , and I don’t want to bother to guess, keep it simple, okay?”

Guo Jia said solemnly: "Since the Taoist priest has said so, then I will not be polite to you. I came to you this time to ask you for the formula of fire/powder, because of the situation on the frontline battlefield."

Zuo Ci's complexion changed drastically, he flicked the whisk, and resolutely refused: "No, I can help you if you want anything else, but only fire/powder is something that is prohibited by the Lord's order. You want to violate the Lord's order. Is it taboo? Before she left, she said that fire/powder cannot be used casually, unless there is a letter from her and all senior officials in Xuzhou have agreed to use such a 'hot weapon'."

Zuo Ci attached great importance to the matter of gunpowder. No matter what Guo Jia said, he always closed his eyes and refused to talk. Seeing this, Guo Jia changed his words and asked Zuo Ci, "If I don't ask you to ask?" For the recipe, I only ask you for the finished product, just one piece, not to blow up the mountain, but enough to blow up the city gate, may the Taoist agree?"

Zuo Ci opened his eyes with sharp eyes: "How can you guarantee that you won't unpack the things I wrapped and find someone to study?"

Guo Jia argues: "Am I like this kind of person? Knowing that the lord has prohibited people from researching fire/powder formulas, why would I do prohibited things?"

Zuo Ci was categorical, and said without giving any face: "You are such a person, and you, Guo Fengxiao, have always had the lowest credit with me."

Liu Xiexi watched from the sidelines, pretending that he was a quiet little stone.

Guo Jia said distressedly: "Hey, Lao Jia has come to me for help. You also know what kind of person Jia Xu is. If he hadn't really been in trouble, he wouldn't have sent messengers to find me."

Zuo Ci's complexion changed slightly, he knew Jia Xu, he had always been indifferent to fame and wealth, and only did what he could do, he obviously had the same brains and wisdom as Guo Jia, but he was a steady person, in Zuo Ci's mind Among them, Jia Xu is kind and gentle, he never cheats others, he does what he says, he has a good relationship with his colleagues, and he is the group with the highest credit value.

Zuo Ci thought for a while, then asked Guo Jia, "Are you lying to me?"

"Why should I lie to you about something like this? It's a big deal. Although I usually escape a little bit, I never make mistakes in big things, and I never use big things to make jokes. Lao Jia is really in trouble," Guo Jiasha said something serious.

Zuo Ci thought for a while, he was dubious about Guo Jia, he came up with a solution: "I believe what Jia Xu said, but I don't believe what you say, how about this, I will go to Qingzhou personally to see the situation, if If you are in trouble, please help me.”

"Just make a small fire/powder bag and let the messenger goose fly to relieve the urgent need! You will pass it on yourself, and I will not interfere," Guo Jia said eagerly.

Maybe Guo Jia's eager expression was too sincere, Zuo Ci really believed Guo Jia's nonsense, he sighed softly: "I know, just blow up a city gate, and never do more."

Guo Jia raised his eyebrows with joy, and when Zuo Ci really sent the gun/powder package, Guo Jia achieved his goal and took Liu Xie back home.

Turning around, he summoned the messenger goose again, and let it inform Jia Xu: I will take care of all the help you asked me to do. If you can't attack Jizhou, you, Jia Wenhe, are really useless.

It's just that there will be a little trouble in the future, Zuo Ci is looking for you, remember to deal with it well.

"Is it true that Qingzhou is about to fall due to the fierce battle?" Liu Xie asked worriedly. He saw Guo Jia eagerly released the goose, and his eyes became more worried.

If Diao Chan was in trouble among Yuan Shao and Lu Bu's coalition forces, how long would the peaceful scene last here?

Guo Jia grinned: "Still lost? We're almost hitting Yuan Shao's hometown! With Jia Wenhe at the front, maybe we can take Jizhou in a few days?"

Liu Xie said in surprise: "Yes, but you said earlier that Qingzhou was in trouble, and Jia Xu asked for help and was in trouble."

"Yuan Shao shrank back into his shell like an idiot, wouldn't he be in a predicament and couldn't get out?"

"Daoist Zuo Ci went to see it in person, if he finds out that you are lying to him..."

"I didn't lie to him. It was thanks to his gunpowder package that he was able to enter Jizhou, and Jia Wenhe's brains were easy to control. As for how to deal with Zuo Ci, that's something Jia Xu has to worry about." Guo Jia Huang swayed his legs and muttered quietly: "The old Taoist knew who you were when we met. He really had two tricks. He said that I had a marriage in Yuzhou. Could it be true?"

Guo Jia had been single for a long time, but it was because he couldn't find a like-minded girl who could hang out with him. Now that Zuo Ci mentioned his marriage, he thought about it, and really thought about the possibility of going to Yuzhou to find Diao Chan.

Liu Xie saw through what kind of person Guo Jia was. Hearing his muttering, he quietly rolled his eyes and turned back to his "boudoir". He didn't want to talk to this nonsense person anymore.

On this day, Liu Xie deeply understood a truth: Guo Jia's mouth is a deceitful ghost!

It was night, uninvited guests ushered in Liu Xie's small courtyard, one, two, three, four, five, the heads of five girls popped out from the courtyard wall, and the five girls headed by Sun Shangxiang sneaked in over the wall with vigor and stealth. The little girl smiled flatteringly at Liu Xie and said, "Brother Meimei, we have made an appointment, and we will meet at your place on the fifteenth of every month."

This is their secret base!

Although Sister Meimei has become Brother Meimei, but he is so good-tempered, gentle and able to keep secrets for them. A few mischievous and courageous girls are really reluctant to give up this place.

They discussed with each other, and felt that there seemed to be no difference whether it was a sister or a brother, so they came here again on the fifteenth day of this month.

Liu Xie's face suddenly became weird. Has he been bound to the name Meimei all his life? !