When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 129 Lu Bu!Sandbags!Live!
Guo Jia got off Xu Jinhua's boat, and just wanted to mention that Yuzhou was the base camp of their lord, when he saw Xu Jinhua boarded the boat, and bid him farewell with tears in his eyes: "We will see you again in the future. Mu, the concubine can't keep the lord, so be careful when you go, the concubine will miss you."
Guo Jia: …
Xu Jinhua was born extremely beautiful, mature and glamorous / the woman bid farewell with tears, ordinary men might not be able to help staying on this boat and go with her to the ends of the earth, but Guo Jia is very clear-headed, let Xu Jinhua stay, He just wanted to go back to find the lord, and he didn't want to stay in the fleet as Xu Jinhua's "husband in the village".
Guo Jia took a deep look at Xu Jinhua, and waited for the big ship to leave without any hesitation, but he still didn't say that Yuzhou was ruled by his lord.
For Xu Jinhua, he is a dewy marriage, and the caravan fleet is her lifeblood, which is the most important to distinguish.
Guo Jia stared at the river with deep eyes, wondering what he was thinking and was a little distracted. The big flower arched his waist, and the hot tiger breath sprayed around him, giving him a strong sense of presence.
He stroked Dahua's tiger head: "Dahua, I am not stupid, she is not stupid, the most stupid ones are only you two."
Dahua's eyes widened when she heard the words, and she slapped Guo Jia's ass angrily, almost knocking him to the ground.
"After leaving Dahua, let's go to Puyang to find the lord. It seems that this Xu Jinhua is not my predestined relationship. She won't marry me to be my daughter-in-law of the Guo family," Guo Jia muttered, and quickly regained his composure. Take the two tigers on the road.
Dahua was pregnant with tiger cubs, so he couldn't teach Dahua who was even more stupid after pregnancy, so he could only express his resentment about the shipwreck on Dahei.
Guo Jia threw all the bags on Dahei, commanding it: "Steady, don't lose Dahua's ration."
The white tiger was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, and his steps became cautious, while Guo Jia rode on the little donkey, whistled and drove the shivering little donkey into the forest under the eyes of the two tigers.
Looking through the mountains from the river, there is Puyang City below, you can have a panoramic view, Guo Jia has been here before, and even instigated Dahua to drive the wild wolves living here to the outside.
Guo Jia was familiar with the terrain, so he picked a path that was easy to walk. Before he had gone far, he heard the girl's frail cry for help.
"Scream, no one will save you even if your throat is broken!"
"Call again! The most people living in the deep mountains and old forests here are beasts. If you call again, we will leave you here and let the beasts eat you!"
"Help—Father, Father, save me—"
"Gag her mouth!"
Guo Jia paused, the little donkey hummed and refused to go any further, while Dahei pricked up his ears, and stared ahead with bright tiger eyes.
Not long after, two middle-aged men ran towards this side with a little girl on their shoulders. They looked back from time to time, as if they were afraid that there would be pursuers.
The man running ahead had a scar on his face and held a big knife in his hand. He looked like a bandit at first glance. He rushed out of the bushes and bumped into Guo Jia's donkey head-on.
The two tigers became vigilant for a moment, and rushed over in unison. They were so frightened that they stopped for a moment, turning their heads as if running back.
Another man carried the girl on his back and followed closely, almost bumping into the person in front of him. He stopped at a high speed and became angry instantly: "What are you doing, why did you stop?!"
"Big... big brother, there are tigers!"
After the man finished speaking in a trembling voice, he moved his footsteps so that the other person could see the situation ahead.
I saw a literati riding on a donkey, followed by two giant tigers, one yellow and one white, like two gods guarding the literati.
The face of the man whom he called the eldest brother turned pale in an instant: No, I met an expert.
When the little girl in the hands of the two of them saw Guo Jia, her eyes lit up a little bit by the way, she whimpered non-stop, and kept struggling.
Guo Jia raised his eyebrows. To save the little girl was just a matter of asking Erhu to help him. He was very curious about meeting the kidnapper who kidnapped the little girl in Puyang.
The two couldn't defeat Dahua and Dahei, fearing that they would die under the tiger's claws, they left the little girl behind and ran away.
Guo Jia untied the little girl's rope, and the girl burst into tears, thanking him while crying.
"Whose child are you? What are they going to do with you?"
The girl choked up and replied: "They want to catch me and sell them. They are the bad guys hired by the third wife to kill me!"
Guo Jia suddenly realized that it turned out to be an internal struggle in the house: "This Puyang City has just experienced a siege, right? It's so chaotic outside, you girl should be careful, why don't you go into the city with me?"
Guo Jia saw that the little girl was quite thoughtful, so far he didn't mention his identity, and shrugged indifferently. Now that Puyang City is under the rule of their lord, he doesn't care whose family the little girl is from.
The little girl was tired from crying, and there was no sign of the literati comforting her for a while, so she gradually quieted down, bit her lower lip, and thanked Guo Jia again with red eyes: "Thank you for saving me."
The two tigers kept whining in unison, as if they were saying thank you, the little girl was so startled that she took two steps back quietly and looked at them both in fear.
Dahua and Dahei leaned together disappointedly to keep warm. Guo Jia touched them with both hands on the left and right, and said comfortingly, "It's not your fault that you look scary. The fault is that you eat too much and get fat."
Dahua was dissatisfied and wanted to push him back, Guo Jia had expected it, laughed and dodged a few steps.
Seeing that the literati could play jokes with the two tigers calmly, the little girl gave her her donkey. She blushed quietly and peeked at Guo Jia several times. Instead of fear, the little girl was full of curiosity.
After returning to Puyang City, Guo Jia let her go by herself, and waved her goodbye very freely, Guo Jia didn't take this little episode seriously, but the little girl thought of him all day when she returned home, yes The mother cried and told that she fell in love with a gentleman outside, but forgot to ask his name.
My mother said with a headache: "You are only 13 years old, and you are not yet an adult. Why do you start thinking about getting married? The talented men, beautiful women, heroes and knights in the picture books are all deceitful. Read less picture books and read more sage books. Only then can you become an excellent girl, and you can find a good husband in the future!"
The little girl said righteously and sternly: "The one who saved me was an excellent gentleman. He is not only handsome, but he can also talk to tigers. His demeanor makes him look like an ordinary man. I will marry such a powerful man in the future." Sir!"
Hearing that the little girl said that the gentleman would talk to the tiger, the mother was surprised: "What a coincidence?"
"What's so coincidental?" The little girl hurriedly asked: "Does my mother know who he is? Yes, he is the only one who can bring two tigers in Puyang City. He is so special, he must be a famous person." !"
The mother's face changed drastically, and that night she asked the person next to her pillow: "Does my husband know, is there a man in the city who can drive two tigers away?"
Cao Cao said strangely: "The only one who can command the two tigers is Guo Jijiu, who just brought the two tigers back, except Youzhou Mu Diaochan and General Zhao Yun."
Upon hearing this, Mrs. Ding thought that she was in serious trouble.
The next day, the little girl who found out Guo Jia's identity really made a fuss. When she found Cao Cao, she said, "Father, I will marry Guo Jijiu when I grow up!"
Cao Cao drank until the water near his mouth suddenly spewed out: "Pfft——"
However, Guo Jia brought the two tigers and finally joined Diao Chan. He had just arrived in Puyang Yamen and met the bureaucrats and former colleagues in Puyang. They greeted each other and asked Diao Chan's whereabouts with a smile.
"Where did the lord go?"
A local official in Puyang, Cheng Yu, who was loyal to Cao Cao, had a complex look on his face: "My lord, she is in the barracks."
If Cao Cao hadn't asked them to be respectful to Diao Chan, with Cheng Yu's temper, he might have resigned.
After a few years, seeing Guo Fengxiao's smiling face here made Cheng Yu's teeth itch with hatred. If he hadn't led the lord and Yuan Shu to fight ahead of time, the current situation would have been nothing but the present situation.
Guo Jia happily asked Cheng Yulai again: "Aren't Wen Ruo and Zhicai here?"
Ji Jiantong-Guo Jia finally put his former friends on a boat, from then on he turned enemies into friends and loved each other, how wonderful!
Cheng Yu's eyes were deep: "The two Xun army masters are in the barracks."
Why did you go to the barracks?
Guo Jia was very strange, and curiously followed the route all the way to the place where the Puyang garrison was stationed. There was a burst of cheers around Nuo Da's martial arts arena, and Diao Chan was refereeing with his hands on his hips. It went on for nearly three hundred rounds.
Guo Jia was very surprised, and asked Xun Yu and Xun Chen who were paying attention to the battle situation: "This tall general is so powerful that he can even draw with Zhao Yun. I don't know who it is. Maybe there is a new strong general?" Take refuge in the lord?"
Xun Yu was startled when he heard Guo Jia's voice, and when he turned his head, he saw his former friend standing next to him refreshed, with a cynical smile on his face, which made him almost punch his nose.
Xun Yu took a deep breath: He really wanted to teach Guo Fengxiao a lesson for a long time.
Seeing Guo Jia's complacent and heartless look, he thought of the time when he was cheated. He couldn't eat well, he couldn't sleep well, he lost a lot of hair, he woke up with back pain in the morning, and stayed up late at night to read paperwork until dawn. day.
At that time, Guo Jia ate well, slept well, enjoyed as much as he wanted, had no troubles or sorrows, and the happiest thing in the whole day was doing things without any psychological burden.
Comparing people to people, it's really maddening...
Maybe Xun Yu's face was so strange that it made Guo Jia's back feel cold, so he asked Xun Chen about it.
Xun Chen replied with a smile on his face: "Lü Bu is not convinced that the lord will use tactics to win, so he challenged the lord. General Zhao challenged Lv Bu, and Lv Bu agreed, so they fought until now."
Guo Jia blinked and suddenly realized: "The tall and fat general above is Lu Bu?!"
Tall general?
Xun Chen glanced at the scene, then chuckled and said, "Really, from this point of view, Lu Bu is several times stronger than General Zhao, no wonder he is stronger than General Zhao, but not as flexible.
"The two of them have their own characteristics, so far they haven't decided the winner. This may be because they didn't use weapons."
Zhang Fei was eager to try, "Lv Bu fought with General Zhao today, and I'm afraid he won't be able to fight the lord again because of his physical strength. I also want to fight with him."
Sun Ce said, "Actually, I also want to..."
Zhou Yu came up with a pen and suggested: "Why don't we propose to the lord, and then take turns to find Lu Bu to fight?"
Ji Ling's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again: "Lu Bu also has two lieutenants, both of whom are formidable players, Gao Shun and Zhang Liao, and by the way, Han Sui and Bian Zhang, they are not dead yet!"
The generals whispered to each other, looking eagerly at the rumored No. 1 general, Lu Bu.
Look!What a beanbag, live!
The cool wind blew across the back of Lu Bu's neck, and he shivered suddenly. Zhao Yun took advantage of the loophole and hit him on the jaw, biting his own tongue.
Lu Bu's face darkened, his fighting spirit retreated a little, and he hurriedly shouted: "Stop fighting!"
This place in Puyang has bad feng shui, so it's against him!
Zhao Yun regained momentum, and his fighting spirit has not retreated, and he still has some unsatisfactory intentions.
This young man doesn't seem to be tired at all, and he can last so long!
Lu Bu didn't want to admit at all that he was old and lacked stamina, so he said to everyone: "Today, we will compete [-] times. If there is no winner in [-] times, continue tomorrow!"
Everyone actually agreed, Diao Chan just wanted to say that she would come instead tomorrow, when a group of generals flocked to him: "My lord, how about I come tomorrow?"
"My lord, I, I, I! I also want to make gestures with General Lu!"
Lv Bu looked around and found that there were no less than 20 people who wanted to challenge him. He said displeasedly, "I don't want to compete with others casually. It's meaningless to compete with people who are too weak."
Zhang Fei said loudly: "My lord, you know my martial arts, why don't you let me come tomorrow?"
When Lu Bu saw Zhang Fei with a round face, his figure seemed to be won by strength, so he said to himself: "If I don't beat me with dexterity, if I only compete with strength, I will be the first, and no one will dare to be the second!"
Zhang Fei was shorter and fatter than him. He had a ridiculously big beard and was as dark as a briquette bag. It was the result of his body being exposed to the sun all day.
Lu Bu is full of confidence, this fat man named Zhang Fei will definitely not be able to beat him!
On the second day, Zhang Fei, the wild little top, slapped his face on the spot, performing what is called the more passionate the more the war, the more passionate the more the war!
Upgraded under the name of the name, the person in charge? !
Lu Bu thought that it was nothing to lose to Diao Chan, the foundation was still there, maybe he could make a comeback when he returned to Sili in the future, all he had to do was to wait for the opportunity to leave Yanzhou.
Waiting and waiting, Lu Bu, caught in the trap of being asked to stand as a sandbag, always felt that something was wrong?
Why are the generals under Diao Chan so enthusiastic about him?
He is a person who has a dream and wants to be the boss by himself, and he will never give in to Diao Chan to be her subordinate!
Lu Bu has firm beliefs, never compromises, indulges in being a sandbag, and enjoys it.
Lu Bu: This fight is really cool, if you can use weapons to fight on horses, it will be even better!
Diao Chan couldn't arrange to fight with him, and her subordinates always jumped in line, but as the lord, how could she argue with her subordinates over such a trivial matter?Diao Chan was also helpless.
Seeing that her hands were really itchy, Zhao Yun invited with a light smile, "Why don't we fight?"
When they heard that Zhao Yun was going to fight Diao Chan, the spectators booed and scattered.
Xun Yu didn't understand, so Cao Cao looked around in confusion: "What's the matter, Zhao Yun is so powerful, and Diao Chan is also very powerful, isn't that very interesting?"
They opened another martial arts training ground, and they really fought seriously. Every punch was full of technical content, and sparks flew everywhere in every battle. Each of them was a leader in martial arts. Full head?
Xun Chen looked at it for a while, then said to several people, "It's almost time to go."
"Isn't this going to be a wonderful place?" Cao Cao saw that the two men's fighting spirit was getting stronger and stronger, and they were very excited, so they were not willing to leave.
He is also a military commander. Although he is a lord and cannot go to battle at any time to kill the enemy, he has been practicing martial arts diligently every day. Everyone admires strength, and so does Cao Cao.
Xun Chen shook his head: "Everyone is gone, why don't you stay?"
The words have already been reminded for this sake, Xun Chen slipped away first.
Cao Cao stayed there suspiciously, and watched as Diao Chan and Zhao Yun fought murderously at first, and then when Diao Chan was reluctant to make a move, Zhao Yun also withdrew his strength, and then began to feed each other. But only each other was left, faintly revealing the meaning of concubine love.
Cao Cao felt that he was going to go blind, and was fed a mouthful of dog food in vain.
After gaining a deeper understanding of Diao Chan's camp, Cao Cao gradually felt the same emotion as everyone else: Since you are right, why are you two still not married? !
The person involved is not in a hurry, but the person who eats dog food is in a hurry.
After Guo Jia's return, Yanzhou became even more lively, and even Xi Zhong's illness improved a lot.
As a friend, Xi Zhong will not question Guo Jia why he designed them and other childish words, he will only seize the opportunity to give Guo Jia another boost when he is about to overturn.
Cao Cao went home and found that his youngest daughter, Cao Ting, was clamoring to marry Guo Jia. He was so angry that he drew his sword and chased Guo Jia for ten miles.
"Goddamn Guo Fengxiao, you are already thirty, and my daughter is only thirteen!"
Guo Jia ran away, yelling, "Who is your daughter? I don't know her!"
Xi Zhong was expressionless: "I didn't expect Feng Xiao to be such a person."
Xun Yu said quietly: "My lord's youngest daughter is about the same age as my son, right? What a beast!"
When Diao Chan heard this, she slapped the table and angrily scolded: "I didn't expect you to be such a person! I thought why you haven't married a wife and left the singles for so many years. It turns out that you have special hobbies."
Guo Jia: "No, my lord, please listen to my explanation!"
"Don't listen. Hurry up and coax the little girl of Cao Cao's family. If you make trouble yourself, clean it up yourself. I can't help you this time," Diao Chan reprimanded Guo Jia earnestly: "Accusing/Lolita is a crime. Sentence starts every year, and the maximum is no term, you weigh it carefully, don't wait for a good day, but go to jail!"
Guo Jia:? ? ?
Zuo Ci's crow's mouth seemed to have come true again.
This time it must not be his marriage, the peach blossoms are too tender, he is not going to go crazy to this point against his conscience!
Cao Cao stared at Guo Jia all day long, like he was on guard against a wolf, his eyes were weird and full of presence, staring at him so hairs down his spine, he almost pointed to the sky and swore he was not interested in the little girl.
Cao Cao: He actually wanted to beat my family's cabbage. I will write down this grudge.
The little girl Cao Ting cried loudly: "I don't care, I just want to marry Guo Jia!"
Diao Chan summoned Guo Jia and asked, "What are you going to do?"
Guo Jia sighed, bright and sad: "I used to think that those who want to marry will not marry me, but now those who don't want to marry are clamoring to marry me. Women are really strange, but it is more chic to be alone."
Diao Chan: ...
Guo Jia saw that Diao Chan's expression was wrong, and suddenly remembered that the protagonist was also a woman.
He said with a sneer: "I'll go to Cao Zong's mansion to explain clearly, and cut off the little girl's thoughts."
Diao Chan nodded and agreed: "Don't hang on to others if you don't have an idea, and simply refuse to solve the future troubles."
Cao Cao's sharp eyes would scrape off a layer of Guo Jia's skin, and his colleagues also baptized him with strange eyes. Diao Chan invited him to have a heart-to-heart talk twice not to praise him but to educate him.
He Guo Fengxiao - the smartest cub around the lord!Have you ever been wronged like this?
Guo Jia is not happy, Guo Jia wants to fight back!So he said harshly: "I have a daughter-in-law in Yuzhou, and I'm not interested in a little girl who hasn't grown hair yet!"
Satisfied, Cao Cao put down the sword in his hand. Cao Ting was stunned, with tears streaming down his eyes.
Seeing that the situation was not right, Guo Jia rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, packed up his package overnight and slipped away!
Let Cao Ting cry, Cao Cao refused, and Diao Chan would not let the little girl mess around.
Cao Cao got a headache from the disturbance, and apologized to Diaochan, "It's because the little girl is too capricious. She reads too many picture books, and she always has some unrealistic fantasies."
Diao Chan snorted, "What's the matter? When everyone is in Secondary [-], I have a way to help Cao solve the education problems that have troubled me recently."
Cao Cao hurriedly asked: "What method? Please teach me, my lord."
"Send your daughter to the barracks for a bit of experience, and you won't make any more mistakes," Diao Chan said with a chuckle, "It depends on Cao Zong's reluctance. The women's barracks is a good place with strict discipline, and all the people who are trained are self-disciplined and rational. Female soldier, how about sending your daughter to try it?"
Cao Cao hesitated and said, "My daughter has been spoiled by her mother since she was a child."
"It's okay to be spoiled, the female barracks can help you teach her what self-discipline and rationality are," Diao Chan suggested: "If you don't believe me, you can follow me to visit the training situation of the female barracks. Whether it is physical training or ideological education Up, it's all good."
Cao Cao nodded, hope surged up in his mind again.
He spends more energy on educating his sons than his daughters, and he has always let go of his daughters to educate them. Now the situation is different. There are more ways for girls to be independent. As Cao Cao's daughter, he can't compare Are the other girls worse?
Diao Chan is satisfied, Guo Jia is forced to leave the lesson, she will lay it out, let the culprit know what is "serious".
Bear children are self-willed because of the lack of social beatings. Girls are self-centered because they have been accommodated since childhood. The terminal disease of princess disease can only be cured by beatings from society. As long as she realizes that the world does not revolve around her Yes, the disease is mostly cured.
Guo Jia, who had just slipped away, just walked out of the border of Yanzhou, and heard the woman's cry for help. He paused, showing a tangled expression.
He turned his head to look at the two tigers, and asked under their identical blank eyes: "Can we save this time?"
Guo Jia: …
Xu Jinhua was born extremely beautiful, mature and glamorous / the woman bid farewell with tears, ordinary men might not be able to help staying on this boat and go with her to the ends of the earth, but Guo Jia is very clear-headed, let Xu Jinhua stay, He just wanted to go back to find the lord, and he didn't want to stay in the fleet as Xu Jinhua's "husband in the village".
Guo Jia took a deep look at Xu Jinhua, and waited for the big ship to leave without any hesitation, but he still didn't say that Yuzhou was ruled by his lord.
For Xu Jinhua, he is a dewy marriage, and the caravan fleet is her lifeblood, which is the most important to distinguish.
Guo Jia stared at the river with deep eyes, wondering what he was thinking and was a little distracted. The big flower arched his waist, and the hot tiger breath sprayed around him, giving him a strong sense of presence.
He stroked Dahua's tiger head: "Dahua, I am not stupid, she is not stupid, the most stupid ones are only you two."
Dahua's eyes widened when she heard the words, and she slapped Guo Jia's ass angrily, almost knocking him to the ground.
"After leaving Dahua, let's go to Puyang to find the lord. It seems that this Xu Jinhua is not my predestined relationship. She won't marry me to be my daughter-in-law of the Guo family," Guo Jia muttered, and quickly regained his composure. Take the two tigers on the road.
Dahua was pregnant with tiger cubs, so he couldn't teach Dahua who was even more stupid after pregnancy, so he could only express his resentment about the shipwreck on Dahei.
Guo Jia threw all the bags on Dahei, commanding it: "Steady, don't lose Dahua's ration."
The white tiger was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, and his steps became cautious, while Guo Jia rode on the little donkey, whistled and drove the shivering little donkey into the forest under the eyes of the two tigers.
Looking through the mountains from the river, there is Puyang City below, you can have a panoramic view, Guo Jia has been here before, and even instigated Dahua to drive the wild wolves living here to the outside.
Guo Jia was familiar with the terrain, so he picked a path that was easy to walk. Before he had gone far, he heard the girl's frail cry for help.
"Scream, no one will save you even if your throat is broken!"
"Call again! The most people living in the deep mountains and old forests here are beasts. If you call again, we will leave you here and let the beasts eat you!"
"Help—Father, Father, save me—"
"Gag her mouth!"
Guo Jia paused, the little donkey hummed and refused to go any further, while Dahei pricked up his ears, and stared ahead with bright tiger eyes.
Not long after, two middle-aged men ran towards this side with a little girl on their shoulders. They looked back from time to time, as if they were afraid that there would be pursuers.
The man running ahead had a scar on his face and held a big knife in his hand. He looked like a bandit at first glance. He rushed out of the bushes and bumped into Guo Jia's donkey head-on.
The two tigers became vigilant for a moment, and rushed over in unison. They were so frightened that they stopped for a moment, turning their heads as if running back.
Another man carried the girl on his back and followed closely, almost bumping into the person in front of him. He stopped at a high speed and became angry instantly: "What are you doing, why did you stop?!"
"Big... big brother, there are tigers!"
After the man finished speaking in a trembling voice, he moved his footsteps so that the other person could see the situation ahead.
I saw a literati riding on a donkey, followed by two giant tigers, one yellow and one white, like two gods guarding the literati.
The face of the man whom he called the eldest brother turned pale in an instant: No, I met an expert.
When the little girl in the hands of the two of them saw Guo Jia, her eyes lit up a little bit by the way, she whimpered non-stop, and kept struggling.
Guo Jia raised his eyebrows. To save the little girl was just a matter of asking Erhu to help him. He was very curious about meeting the kidnapper who kidnapped the little girl in Puyang.
The two couldn't defeat Dahua and Dahei, fearing that they would die under the tiger's claws, they left the little girl behind and ran away.
Guo Jia untied the little girl's rope, and the girl burst into tears, thanking him while crying.
"Whose child are you? What are they going to do with you?"
The girl choked up and replied: "They want to catch me and sell them. They are the bad guys hired by the third wife to kill me!"
Guo Jia suddenly realized that it turned out to be an internal struggle in the house: "This Puyang City has just experienced a siege, right? It's so chaotic outside, you girl should be careful, why don't you go into the city with me?"
Guo Jia saw that the little girl was quite thoughtful, so far he didn't mention his identity, and shrugged indifferently. Now that Puyang City is under the rule of their lord, he doesn't care whose family the little girl is from.
The little girl was tired from crying, and there was no sign of the literati comforting her for a while, so she gradually quieted down, bit her lower lip, and thanked Guo Jia again with red eyes: "Thank you for saving me."
The two tigers kept whining in unison, as if they were saying thank you, the little girl was so startled that she took two steps back quietly and looked at them both in fear.
Dahua and Dahei leaned together disappointedly to keep warm. Guo Jia touched them with both hands on the left and right, and said comfortingly, "It's not your fault that you look scary. The fault is that you eat too much and get fat."
Dahua was dissatisfied and wanted to push him back, Guo Jia had expected it, laughed and dodged a few steps.
Seeing that the literati could play jokes with the two tigers calmly, the little girl gave her her donkey. She blushed quietly and peeked at Guo Jia several times. Instead of fear, the little girl was full of curiosity.
After returning to Puyang City, Guo Jia let her go by herself, and waved her goodbye very freely, Guo Jia didn't take this little episode seriously, but the little girl thought of him all day when she returned home, yes The mother cried and told that she fell in love with a gentleman outside, but forgot to ask his name.
My mother said with a headache: "You are only 13 years old, and you are not yet an adult. Why do you start thinking about getting married? The talented men, beautiful women, heroes and knights in the picture books are all deceitful. Read less picture books and read more sage books. Only then can you become an excellent girl, and you can find a good husband in the future!"
The little girl said righteously and sternly: "The one who saved me was an excellent gentleman. He is not only handsome, but he can also talk to tigers. His demeanor makes him look like an ordinary man. I will marry such a powerful man in the future." Sir!"
Hearing that the little girl said that the gentleman would talk to the tiger, the mother was surprised: "What a coincidence?"
"What's so coincidental?" The little girl hurriedly asked: "Does my mother know who he is? Yes, he is the only one who can bring two tigers in Puyang City. He is so special, he must be a famous person." !"
The mother's face changed drastically, and that night she asked the person next to her pillow: "Does my husband know, is there a man in the city who can drive two tigers away?"
Cao Cao said strangely: "The only one who can command the two tigers is Guo Jijiu, who just brought the two tigers back, except Youzhou Mu Diaochan and General Zhao Yun."
Upon hearing this, Mrs. Ding thought that she was in serious trouble.
The next day, the little girl who found out Guo Jia's identity really made a fuss. When she found Cao Cao, she said, "Father, I will marry Guo Jijiu when I grow up!"
Cao Cao drank until the water near his mouth suddenly spewed out: "Pfft——"
However, Guo Jia brought the two tigers and finally joined Diao Chan. He had just arrived in Puyang Yamen and met the bureaucrats and former colleagues in Puyang. They greeted each other and asked Diao Chan's whereabouts with a smile.
"Where did the lord go?"
A local official in Puyang, Cheng Yu, who was loyal to Cao Cao, had a complex look on his face: "My lord, she is in the barracks."
If Cao Cao hadn't asked them to be respectful to Diao Chan, with Cheng Yu's temper, he might have resigned.
After a few years, seeing Guo Fengxiao's smiling face here made Cheng Yu's teeth itch with hatred. If he hadn't led the lord and Yuan Shu to fight ahead of time, the current situation would have been nothing but the present situation.
Guo Jia happily asked Cheng Yulai again: "Aren't Wen Ruo and Zhicai here?"
Ji Jiantong-Guo Jia finally put his former friends on a boat, from then on he turned enemies into friends and loved each other, how wonderful!
Cheng Yu's eyes were deep: "The two Xun army masters are in the barracks."
Why did you go to the barracks?
Guo Jia was very strange, and curiously followed the route all the way to the place where the Puyang garrison was stationed. There was a burst of cheers around Nuo Da's martial arts arena, and Diao Chan was refereeing with his hands on his hips. It went on for nearly three hundred rounds.
Guo Jia was very surprised, and asked Xun Yu and Xun Chen who were paying attention to the battle situation: "This tall general is so powerful that he can even draw with Zhao Yun. I don't know who it is. Maybe there is a new strong general?" Take refuge in the lord?"
Xun Yu was startled when he heard Guo Jia's voice, and when he turned his head, he saw his former friend standing next to him refreshed, with a cynical smile on his face, which made him almost punch his nose.
Xun Yu took a deep breath: He really wanted to teach Guo Fengxiao a lesson for a long time.
Seeing Guo Jia's complacent and heartless look, he thought of the time when he was cheated. He couldn't eat well, he couldn't sleep well, he lost a lot of hair, he woke up with back pain in the morning, and stayed up late at night to read paperwork until dawn. day.
At that time, Guo Jia ate well, slept well, enjoyed as much as he wanted, had no troubles or sorrows, and the happiest thing in the whole day was doing things without any psychological burden.
Comparing people to people, it's really maddening...
Maybe Xun Yu's face was so strange that it made Guo Jia's back feel cold, so he asked Xun Chen about it.
Xun Chen replied with a smile on his face: "Lü Bu is not convinced that the lord will use tactics to win, so he challenged the lord. General Zhao challenged Lv Bu, and Lv Bu agreed, so they fought until now."
Guo Jia blinked and suddenly realized: "The tall and fat general above is Lu Bu?!"
Tall general?
Xun Chen glanced at the scene, then chuckled and said, "Really, from this point of view, Lu Bu is several times stronger than General Zhao, no wonder he is stronger than General Zhao, but not as flexible.
"The two of them have their own characteristics, so far they haven't decided the winner. This may be because they didn't use weapons."
Zhang Fei was eager to try, "Lv Bu fought with General Zhao today, and I'm afraid he won't be able to fight the lord again because of his physical strength. I also want to fight with him."
Sun Ce said, "Actually, I also want to..."
Zhou Yu came up with a pen and suggested: "Why don't we propose to the lord, and then take turns to find Lu Bu to fight?"
Ji Ling's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again: "Lu Bu also has two lieutenants, both of whom are formidable players, Gao Shun and Zhang Liao, and by the way, Han Sui and Bian Zhang, they are not dead yet!"
The generals whispered to each other, looking eagerly at the rumored No. 1 general, Lu Bu.
Look!What a beanbag, live!
The cool wind blew across the back of Lu Bu's neck, and he shivered suddenly. Zhao Yun took advantage of the loophole and hit him on the jaw, biting his own tongue.
Lu Bu's face darkened, his fighting spirit retreated a little, and he hurriedly shouted: "Stop fighting!"
This place in Puyang has bad feng shui, so it's against him!
Zhao Yun regained momentum, and his fighting spirit has not retreated, and he still has some unsatisfactory intentions.
This young man doesn't seem to be tired at all, and he can last so long!
Lu Bu didn't want to admit at all that he was old and lacked stamina, so he said to everyone: "Today, we will compete [-] times. If there is no winner in [-] times, continue tomorrow!"
Everyone actually agreed, Diao Chan just wanted to say that she would come instead tomorrow, when a group of generals flocked to him: "My lord, how about I come tomorrow?"
"My lord, I, I, I! I also want to make gestures with General Lu!"
Lv Bu looked around and found that there were no less than 20 people who wanted to challenge him. He said displeasedly, "I don't want to compete with others casually. It's meaningless to compete with people who are too weak."
Zhang Fei said loudly: "My lord, you know my martial arts, why don't you let me come tomorrow?"
When Lu Bu saw Zhang Fei with a round face, his figure seemed to be won by strength, so he said to himself: "If I don't beat me with dexterity, if I only compete with strength, I will be the first, and no one will dare to be the second!"
Zhang Fei was shorter and fatter than him. He had a ridiculously big beard and was as dark as a briquette bag. It was the result of his body being exposed to the sun all day.
Lu Bu is full of confidence, this fat man named Zhang Fei will definitely not be able to beat him!
On the second day, Zhang Fei, the wild little top, slapped his face on the spot, performing what is called the more passionate the more the war, the more passionate the more the war!
Upgraded under the name of the name, the person in charge? !
Lu Bu thought that it was nothing to lose to Diao Chan, the foundation was still there, maybe he could make a comeback when he returned to Sili in the future, all he had to do was to wait for the opportunity to leave Yanzhou.
Waiting and waiting, Lu Bu, caught in the trap of being asked to stand as a sandbag, always felt that something was wrong?
Why are the generals under Diao Chan so enthusiastic about him?
He is a person who has a dream and wants to be the boss by himself, and he will never give in to Diao Chan to be her subordinate!
Lu Bu has firm beliefs, never compromises, indulges in being a sandbag, and enjoys it.
Lu Bu: This fight is really cool, if you can use weapons to fight on horses, it will be even better!
Diao Chan couldn't arrange to fight with him, and her subordinates always jumped in line, but as the lord, how could she argue with her subordinates over such a trivial matter?Diao Chan was also helpless.
Seeing that her hands were really itchy, Zhao Yun invited with a light smile, "Why don't we fight?"
When they heard that Zhao Yun was going to fight Diao Chan, the spectators booed and scattered.
Xun Yu didn't understand, so Cao Cao looked around in confusion: "What's the matter, Zhao Yun is so powerful, and Diao Chan is also very powerful, isn't that very interesting?"
They opened another martial arts training ground, and they really fought seriously. Every punch was full of technical content, and sparks flew everywhere in every battle. Each of them was a leader in martial arts. Full head?
Xun Chen looked at it for a while, then said to several people, "It's almost time to go."
"Isn't this going to be a wonderful place?" Cao Cao saw that the two men's fighting spirit was getting stronger and stronger, and they were very excited, so they were not willing to leave.
He is also a military commander. Although he is a lord and cannot go to battle at any time to kill the enemy, he has been practicing martial arts diligently every day. Everyone admires strength, and so does Cao Cao.
Xun Chen shook his head: "Everyone is gone, why don't you stay?"
The words have already been reminded for this sake, Xun Chen slipped away first.
Cao Cao stayed there suspiciously, and watched as Diao Chan and Zhao Yun fought murderously at first, and then when Diao Chan was reluctant to make a move, Zhao Yun also withdrew his strength, and then began to feed each other. But only each other was left, faintly revealing the meaning of concubine love.
Cao Cao felt that he was going to go blind, and was fed a mouthful of dog food in vain.
After gaining a deeper understanding of Diao Chan's camp, Cao Cao gradually felt the same emotion as everyone else: Since you are right, why are you two still not married? !
The person involved is not in a hurry, but the person who eats dog food is in a hurry.
After Guo Jia's return, Yanzhou became even more lively, and even Xi Zhong's illness improved a lot.
As a friend, Xi Zhong will not question Guo Jia why he designed them and other childish words, he will only seize the opportunity to give Guo Jia another boost when he is about to overturn.
Cao Cao went home and found that his youngest daughter, Cao Ting, was clamoring to marry Guo Jia. He was so angry that he drew his sword and chased Guo Jia for ten miles.
"Goddamn Guo Fengxiao, you are already thirty, and my daughter is only thirteen!"
Guo Jia ran away, yelling, "Who is your daughter? I don't know her!"
Xi Zhong was expressionless: "I didn't expect Feng Xiao to be such a person."
Xun Yu said quietly: "My lord's youngest daughter is about the same age as my son, right? What a beast!"
When Diao Chan heard this, she slapped the table and angrily scolded: "I didn't expect you to be such a person! I thought why you haven't married a wife and left the singles for so many years. It turns out that you have special hobbies."
Guo Jia: "No, my lord, please listen to my explanation!"
"Don't listen. Hurry up and coax the little girl of Cao Cao's family. If you make trouble yourself, clean it up yourself. I can't help you this time," Diao Chan reprimanded Guo Jia earnestly: "Accusing/Lolita is a crime. Sentence starts every year, and the maximum is no term, you weigh it carefully, don't wait for a good day, but go to jail!"
Guo Jia:? ? ?
Zuo Ci's crow's mouth seemed to have come true again.
This time it must not be his marriage, the peach blossoms are too tender, he is not going to go crazy to this point against his conscience!
Cao Cao stared at Guo Jia all day long, like he was on guard against a wolf, his eyes were weird and full of presence, staring at him so hairs down his spine, he almost pointed to the sky and swore he was not interested in the little girl.
Cao Cao: He actually wanted to beat my family's cabbage. I will write down this grudge.
The little girl Cao Ting cried loudly: "I don't care, I just want to marry Guo Jia!"
Diao Chan summoned Guo Jia and asked, "What are you going to do?"
Guo Jia sighed, bright and sad: "I used to think that those who want to marry will not marry me, but now those who don't want to marry are clamoring to marry me. Women are really strange, but it is more chic to be alone."
Diao Chan: ...
Guo Jia saw that Diao Chan's expression was wrong, and suddenly remembered that the protagonist was also a woman.
He said with a sneer: "I'll go to Cao Zong's mansion to explain clearly, and cut off the little girl's thoughts."
Diao Chan nodded and agreed: "Don't hang on to others if you don't have an idea, and simply refuse to solve the future troubles."
Cao Cao's sharp eyes would scrape off a layer of Guo Jia's skin, and his colleagues also baptized him with strange eyes. Diao Chan invited him to have a heart-to-heart talk twice not to praise him but to educate him.
He Guo Fengxiao - the smartest cub around the lord!Have you ever been wronged like this?
Guo Jia is not happy, Guo Jia wants to fight back!So he said harshly: "I have a daughter-in-law in Yuzhou, and I'm not interested in a little girl who hasn't grown hair yet!"
Satisfied, Cao Cao put down the sword in his hand. Cao Ting was stunned, with tears streaming down his eyes.
Seeing that the situation was not right, Guo Jia rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, packed up his package overnight and slipped away!
Let Cao Ting cry, Cao Cao refused, and Diao Chan would not let the little girl mess around.
Cao Cao got a headache from the disturbance, and apologized to Diaochan, "It's because the little girl is too capricious. She reads too many picture books, and she always has some unrealistic fantasies."
Diao Chan snorted, "What's the matter? When everyone is in Secondary [-], I have a way to help Cao solve the education problems that have troubled me recently."
Cao Cao hurriedly asked: "What method? Please teach me, my lord."
"Send your daughter to the barracks for a bit of experience, and you won't make any more mistakes," Diao Chan said with a chuckle, "It depends on Cao Zong's reluctance. The women's barracks is a good place with strict discipline, and all the people who are trained are self-disciplined and rational. Female soldier, how about sending your daughter to try it?"
Cao Cao hesitated and said, "My daughter has been spoiled by her mother since she was a child."
"It's okay to be spoiled, the female barracks can help you teach her what self-discipline and rationality are," Diao Chan suggested: "If you don't believe me, you can follow me to visit the training situation of the female barracks. Whether it is physical training or ideological education Up, it's all good."
Cao Cao nodded, hope surged up in his mind again.
He spends more energy on educating his sons than his daughters, and he has always let go of his daughters to educate them. Now the situation is different. There are more ways for girls to be independent. As Cao Cao's daughter, he can't compare Are the other girls worse?
Diao Chan is satisfied, Guo Jia is forced to leave the lesson, she will lay it out, let the culprit know what is "serious".
Bear children are self-willed because of the lack of social beatings. Girls are self-centered because they have been accommodated since childhood. The terminal disease of princess disease can only be cured by beatings from society. As long as she realizes that the world does not revolve around her Yes, the disease is mostly cured.
Guo Jia, who had just slipped away, just walked out of the border of Yanzhou, and heard the woman's cry for help. He paused, showing a tangled expression.
He turned his head to look at the two tigers, and asked under their identical blank eyes: "Can we save this time?"
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