When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

"My lord and General Zhao are finally getting married!"

"Finally! It's been more than ten years, and in my lifetime, I can finally see the two of them together!"

"No, even Liu Bei and Mrs. Mi got married two years ago after going around for so long. My lord and General Zhao are clearly in love with each other, but they have dragged on until now."

"That is the greatness of the lord! The world is not in peace, and she has never married. This time I sacrificed myself for the world, and I will record it in the annals of history. General Zhao, that is the man behind the lord. Support her good wife."

Everyone: "..."

Several officials who were chatting looked at Xun Chen who wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes in unison, their expressions changed slightly, and they exchanged subtle glances with each other.

Xun Chen sighed leisurely: "Who suppressed it for half a year before? He really made it right."

"No one," Guo Jia said comfortingly, holding the little tiger cub in his left hand and the baby in his right: "When Xu Shu revealed the inside information, everyone pressed for a month, but they all lost. Big money."

Poor Xu Shu, he stayed at home and didn't dare to go out. People knocked on his door all day long, accusing him of spreading false news.

Successfully fooled the lord, making Diao Chan forget about the tiger cubs, and even Dahua and Dahei became members of the Guo family. Guo Jia smiled like a spring breeze.

He got what he wanted, but he must not let his whole body drift away.

"Zhao Yun is really amazing. I originally thought that if he didn't get the hang of it, I would teach him a few tricks, but I didn't expect it! A blockbuster!" Guo Jia shook his head, triumphantly.

He doesn't know what's so good about the wild animal, so that the protagonist is so addicted to it that he forgets the happiness brought by the fluffy tiger cubs, but Diao Chan doesn't mention the recycling of the tiger cubs, and Guo Jia is happy to have two more relatives in his family.

"Dahua is my sister, isn't it, Erhu!" The little tiger moaned childishly, as if echoing his words.

There is also a little tiger named Dahu, who is lying in Zhuge Liang's arms and arching around.

"Sir, you already have two tigers, why don't you give me the big tiger."

Zhuge Liang's leisurely eyes drifted over the tiger cub, and he never forgot about the tiger cub.

If the master can cheat four tigers from the master, he can also steal one tiger from the master.

Guo Jia shook his head: "I can't give either of my two nephews to others."

Doesn't this directly bring him into the image of Huzi's relatives.

Zhuge Liang: "..."

"But my lord loves the beast more than General Zhao!" Xun Chen was worried: "Even sleeping with the little beast at night."

"That's what Zhao Yun is going to worry about," Guo Jia laughed loudly, "I also want to know how they can make out with the beasts in it?"

Pixiu, also known as Pixiu, will be called the giant panda in the future. It is an extinct legendary creature. Diao Chan owns it, and feels that she has become a winner in life that all future human beings will envy in an instant.

Where did the giant panda in her hand come from? It still needs to start with the surrender of Yizhou.

Yizhou is a place with dangerous terrain, easy to defend but difficult to attack. Since ancient times, there have been legends that the road to Shu is difficult. Geographically, it is located in the middle of Shu.

After Diao Chan captured Liu Biao, he originally planned to divert to capture Yizhou.

All the soldiers also said that Liu Biao's combat effectiveness is not good, the big guy has not earned enough military merits, the army has a continuous supply of food lines, and has opened up water transportation. It is better to strike while the iron is hot and capture Yizhou, which is also the real unification of the world. To prepare, as long as Yizhou, which covers a large area, is conquered, the other small states will not be able to resist Diao Chan's erosion at all, and they will surrender spontaneously.

The generals want to fight, and the civil servants are whispering. The two brothers of the Xun family are very interesting. The elder brother Xun Chen is the main fighter, while the younger brother Xun Yu is the dove. Don't fight, the lives of the people are all tied to your thoughts, and I hope the lord will think twice before acting."

Xun Yu also mentioned: "The minister has a way to persuade Yizhou to surrender."

The generals yelled: "How can we give credit to civil servants?"

When everyone was arguing about this, Yizhou Mu Liuzhang surrendered.

Liu Zhang was afraid of Diao Chan's great power now, and the local clans in central Shu did not want to drag their families into precariousness for the sake of war, so someone persuaded Liu Zhang: "Even Liu Biao has lost, and you are the only prince left in the world, Diao Chan. You must not be tolerated! You have just inherited the position of your father Liu Yan, and your foundation is not stable. If you surrender before Diao Chan attacks us, you may be able to keep the position of Yizhou State Shepherd! Look at Diao Chan's generous treatment of surrendered soldiers. Even Lu Bu's family is intact! She won't kill you, the lord, who surrendered! But if it is hit, the sword has no eyes, and the state priest may be in danger."

When Liu Zhang heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he nodded accordingly, and tremblingly took out the surrender letter he had written long ago, which stunned the officials under him.

They also painstakingly persuade Zhou Mu what to do?Haven't you seen that Liu Zhang even wrote the letter of surrender in advance!

The local officials in Yizhou, who were originally ambitious, could only sigh silently.

A rising star, Fazheng, who has made a lot of achievements in strategy, sighed to his colleagues: "Yizhou has a unique terrain, it is difficult for the enemy to enter Bashu, and the road to Shu is difficult and food is impassable. If the food cannot be transported smoothly, if the lord holds his breath, lives in one place, and uses natural dangers to fight against Diaochan, maybe he can last for several years."

Zhang Song is eloquent and has a unique vision. He said to the point: "The sooner the world is united, the sooner the world will usher in a peaceful world. The world has been waiting for this day for a long time. I am in a troubled world. You can't be an enemy of the general trend of the world, and only by following the trend can you have a long-term future. A truly talented person will have a bright future no matter in a troubled world or in a peaceful world."

Zhang Song was born in a clan, so he didn't blush or breathe when he said this. Fazheng is the grandson of Fazheng, a Confucian master. His family has a long history, but he is not from a famous family. What he is worried about is that Diao Chan has many officials under him, and clans from all over the country are scattered, and no one recommends him.

In the land of Bashu, the traffic is inconvenient, and the news spreads very slowly. The only place that is a little closer is Jingzhou. After Liu Zhang surrendered, the army that came to meet Liu Zhang arrived half a month later than Diao Chan imagined.

There are continuous mountains, endless green forests, steep cliffs, too many high mountains and steep mountains, and the roads are rough and difficult.

In the pre-Qin period, in order to obtain the land of Bashu, Qin Huang Yingzheng used tactics to lure the king of Shu to send people from Shu to Chang'an to dig through the Qinling natural moat, build plank roads, hollow out cliffs and build beams, and even horse-drawn carriages in narrow places. It is difficult to pass through this high altitude.

To enter Bashu from Jingzhou, it is impossible to go through the natural moat of Qinling Mountains. In some places, there are even no plank roads to go. It is difficult for the army to stay in the high mountains.

Diao Chan said that he wanted to marry Brother Zilong, so that's okay, he was the one to marry, and Zhao Yun prepared this special proposal scene for the sake of Zhengfu Gang.

In the future, people will pay attention to the ritual sense of "marriage proposal", which is love/interest.

Mu Geda has been holding back for 12 years in the future, and has been a biochemical person without emotional fluctuations for 12 years. This time he came back with enthusiasm.

The soldiers cheered happily: "There are big white geese flying people across the sky, where else can't they go? The steep cliffs are not so scary anymore, even if they fall, there are geese who can save their lives."

Liu Zhang didn't expect that the envoys who came to join him would come so soon, neither did Fazheng and Zhang Song, they agreed to all Zhao Yun's demands.

Liu Zhang was afraid that he would offend Zhao Yun and other generals, so he thought about what he said. He lamented, "The road to Shu is difficult! The people in Shu seldom communicate with each other. Some villages are rich. Some villages are poor, if there is a natural disaster, I just want to ask for relief, and a lot of food and grass sent out are lost on the way."

In this era, the transportation of grain relies on wooden wheels and human power. To transport a hundred stones of grain, it is considered good to be able to transport one-tenth of it before reaching the destination. Yizhou has no advanced equipment and no air force. , These problems were in the hands of Liu Yan back then, and they were also the biggest worries as a state shepherd.

How difficult it is to use manpower to dig out rocks and build plank roads in the mountains!

Liu Zhang didn't dare to cry for poverty, so he could only lower his head to the ground in embarrassment. He said in shame: "The harvest in central Sichuan is not good, and different places are different. The prefecture and herdsmen's tax revenue cannot be collected in places that are difficult to go to. Therefore, the finances are vacant. Only Relying on clan support."

And their Liu family is a descendant of the Han Dynasty, with a rich family background, and has raised many literati and military generals over the years.

Poverty is real poverty, and the land is real spirituality.

There are not only wild peppers here, but also plump giant pandas!

Live!The giant panda has long been extinct in the future era and only exists in legends!

Look at its dark circles, look at its white fluffy belly, Chan Chan will definitely like it.

Seeing Zhao Yun's interest, Liu Zhang said, "This pi is mostly stored in the mountains. Its teeth are sharp enough to bite through trees and they eat bamboo. If my lord likes it, there are people in Sichuan who specialize in raising pi, and you can buy the skin. The high-ranking officials and nobles made clothes from the fur of the pi to keep out the cold and survive the cold winter."

Grilled, peeled the skin of giant pandas to make clothes? !

Zhao Yun was deeply saddened: "Clothes made of goose feathers are warmer, and you can make fashionable styles as you like. Why don't you spread this method to everyone, it's better than killing endangered animals!"

Liu Zhang agreed again and again, and when Zhao Yun mentioned Pi's lair, he hurriedly ordered someone to invite a Pi raiser to guide Zhao Yun.

The man who raised Pi took him to a valley where there was a giant panda's lair. He held his breath for a moment. Wherever he could see, there was a sea of ​​black and white. Such a grand occasion was no less than a hundred pandas. .

What a place to propose!

The climate is pleasant, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and there is no human habitation!

It is really the right time to come to Bashu.

So Zhao Yun planned to surprise Diao Chan, and ordered the big white goose to send her a letter, asking her to go to Bashu in person.

Diao Chan came here in a daze, and was pleasantly surprised to find two talents!

Fazheng and Zhang Song are both talented people who are not inferior to Xu Shu. Diao Chan happily asked Zhao Yun: "Brother Zilong called me here to recommend them? In the future, Yizhou will also implement an assessment system. They also take exams from other states."

Zhao Yun shook his head, and with a smile brought her to the valley where the beasts live together.

"It's impossible, giant pandas don't live in groups!" Diao Chan covered her mouth, and the groundhog screamed.

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"This valley is the largest bamboo forest in the vicinity, and there are no villages within a hundred miles. Maybe they are here to forage," Zhao Yun, who has perfected his emotional intelligence, seized the opportunity and even prepared a wedding gift. A red panda !

Although there is no diamond ring, the meaning of the panda is more precious than the ring.

Diao Chan was stunned, and the simple and honest black and white panda, Dumeng, was nestled in her arms, feeling uncomfortably hugged, turned her head and scratched her clothes with her paws, panting fiercely and sticking out her tongue.

Diao Chan's heart was about to melt, and Zhao Yun finally found an opportunity to have a "marriage proposal" witnessed by giant pandas.

Diao Chan was moved to tears: "I'm married, I'll marry now! Call Master Tong Yuan and Brother Zhao and sister-in-law, Brother Zilong wants to marry me, of course I'm willing to marry out of 1!"

She doesn't care who marries whom, what she cares about is that the two of them are sweet together.

Well, it seems to be very successful.

Zhao Yun was satisfied, and there was a smile in his eyes that he was sure of winning.

That night, Diao Chan left Zhao Yun's house with an apologetic face, and announced excitedly, "I'm going to sleep with the little panda tonight!"

As she spoke, she picked up the sleepy-eyed little panda and went back to the house. Tuliu originally wanted to be warm and soft in her arms, and planned to share the same bed, talk about the stars, the moon, and marriage arrangements. Zhao Yun, who had set a marriage date, was speechless .

After all the calculations, it was still wrong.

As soon as the little panda was given away, there was an extra person competing for favor, but he fell out of favor.

Seeing that Diao Chan had a new love, Guo Jia took the opportunity to offer slander: "My lord, the two cubs have been weaned and can run and jump. Pisces and tigers are incompatible, so keeping them together might hurt them!"

Diao Chan, who is an expert in breeding, would not be easily fooled by him. She concentrated on feeding the little pandas, and said without raising her head: "I know you are reluctant to return them, so you keep them!"

Zhao Yun decided that in order to attract Chanchan's attention, he could only ask Zhang Fei, an expert in this field, how to amplify his moves.

Zhang Fei grinned and grinned, "You have to ask me? Of course it's... ♂ seduction. This is what I do to my wife. She likes it when I do this, and she is fascinated by me every time!"

As he said that, Zhang Fei touched his smooth face. There was no beard on that side, and he muttered softly: "It's cold after shaving, I'm not used to it, but my daughter-in-law likes my face, no blind date is enough, hey-hey."

A smug smile appeared on Zhang Fei's handsome face, which added a bit of foolishness, and he said earnestly and earnestly: "There is a tiger in your heart, sniff the rose carefully, don't scare your wife, take your time, so that the water will last forever, every day There are surprises."

Honest Zhao Yun:? ? ?

He always felt that the person in front of him was driving, but he couldn't find any evidence!

The author has something to say: One day, Zhang Fei fell in love with a lady collecting firewood in the mountains. He asked her if she was a girl from a good family and had never been engaged. .He brought generous presents and his wife, and happily went to the next engagement, but the two brothers Xiahoudun and Xiahouyuan who greeted him were chasing after him.

Let's experience Xiahou's lines in Three Kingdoms Killing, it's true love for Zhang Fei!

Xia Houshi:

Before the woodcutter fell in love, the army queen came to find a plan; the woodcutter's heart met the gentleman, and the concubine's heart was attached to clothes.

Accompany you all your life, you will not be lonely; when you look back, you will miss you.

Gathering firewood and meeting the king, it is too late to regret.

Parking and sitting in love Fenglin night, the frosty leaves are red in February flowers.

The general listens to my concubine's words.

The Xiahou clan would rather die than surrender... ah... General!

General, please stay!General...